>measure penis for the first time ever >always assumed

>>39696851
>think my dick is average
>it's 6,5"
i can't imagine having a smaller penis

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>tfw thought my dick was 7 inches because the measuring tape was broken
>its actually 5.5
>you'll always be painfully average

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>>39696851
>Think my penis is small
>Measure it for the first time
>6", no more, no less

>>39696851
>tfw 60lbs overweight with 6.5" dick

I really want to loose weight to see if that 1 inch thing is true.

>>39696851
>>39696851
Don't worry anon, I thought I was small my whole life. Then one time I was at the movies, and my GF started rubbing my dock. She starts laughing...
Fuck.jpg
>what's so funny
>OMG it's fuckinh huge

Turns out I'm 8x6

>>39696882
I'd like to lose the weight, too.

>>39696886
>thought 8 inches was small
How can you be this retarded?

>>39696886
that is the opposite of my problem

>>39696898
I was 15...

>>39696851
Yes you can, don't be gay about thinking about dicks

If a pooinloo with a 4 inch dick can satisfy his woman, why can't you?

>>39696902
My point is that everything is okay buddy

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>tfw ywn think your dick is bigger than it really is until a qt measures it and looks up at you with nervous confusion / pity.

slightly larger than average and pierced, chicks find it intimidating

>>39696886
Nice man. I'm also a fellow 8"er. High five bro!

>>39696882
I only gained half an inch after losing 15 kg.

jelq (correctly)

>>39696978
High five

God it's awesome

>>39696977
why would you unzip your dick

>>39697004
is this real? all this penis stretching shit always has mixed reviews when you look for REAL testimonials

>>39696886
maybe she was laughing because your little boat looked funny juxtaposed with your large dock

>>39696886
>>39696978
>>39697015
Actually I accidentally had my thumb over the tape measure. It's actually 9". But I mean yeah that's cool yours is still 8". I often hear that people with small penises tend to go on to live perfectly normal lives. Hell, the average penis length is 5 inches (and that's not even taking lying into account. You have nothing to be ashamed of. And on top of that you could be a grower and not a shower. What other people in a gym or theater shower might see as a small penis might actually get quite large when erect.

>>39697068
I'd take a 9, even though it would be too much for most women (8 is a challenge for most) I'd still take a 9 just so I could post about it

>>39697083
>I'd take a 9

yeah you would you faggot

>>39697068
kek

>>39696999
Well I've got approx. 30kg to lose so we'll see.

I'm fine where I am but want to be in the 7" club for personal accomplishment.

Tfw used to be 5.5. Used a bathmate for a few months. Now years later measured 7 inch.
not sure if it was the pump or I just finished puberty at 22.

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Tfw 7in penor
Tfw average as fuck

>measure girth
>barely 5''

fuck me

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>>39696851
>always claim 7" penis because that's what every tryhard says
>it's probably realistically 6"
>measure
>tfw it actually is 7"

>only 10"er in my family
>get mires regularly
Feels good man.

>>39697367
Same. I start from the very center of my asshole and go all the way up to the tip of the head (after double wrapping around the balls of course).

My big dick gets me laid all the time because girls will tell their other girlfriends and then they come to my apartment to let me make sex with them.

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>have a 6.5 penis as an asian
>came out of a 4 year relationship so now making rounds in dating
>talking to an asian girl
>obv me hitting on her but she doesnt mind
>"but i only date white guys"
>*wait wtf why*
>after a few drinks and talking more personal she slips up
>"well most asian guys arent sexually experienced from the ones i dated, i think because they have smaller dicks"

>tfw kill myself because theres a stereotype plastered over me for one night stands

desu a girl can only take so much dick, just watch any porn and you can stallions/mandingos but it never goes to the shaft. however girth is important because you just slide that in soft and theyll feel something. staminia too, work on those kegels and cardios

Real talk though.
A girl will probably never see my dick but on the off chance I have a question.
When erect, my dick points straight up. Trying to make it parallel with the ground is kind of painful. Is this normal?

4inches checking in
kill me now

>have 7.5 inch dick
>25 years old
>have only had sex with 1 girl, one night stand
>she even told her friends I was huge, they laugh about it and give me "big dick" related nicknames but none of them are interested in sex because of it

It's like a cruel joke, the one place where I wasn't genetically fucked (in other areas I'm short, bald, had terrible acne as a kid, had glasses since I was 5, terrible athlete, etc) and pop culture tells me it should matter, but it doesn't. Still a loser who will probably never get laid again, my big dick gives me no comfort.

>>39696851

You gotta press the ruler hard into your pelvis.

If you arent bleeding you didn't measure it right.

10" here.

Also have perforated bladder.

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>>39697421
My nigga

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>>39697402
really means youre a grower than shower
really sucks because you have to avoid positions like the eagle (or where shes on bottom); in my experience tho women love with they cowgirl you or dog them

image STRONGLY related to every "self reporting" 7 + incher in this thread.

;););)

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>>39697437
>1 inch soft
>5.5 hard

>>39697437
Being a grower is the best. I love the "it's okay" look when they see it flaccid, then the shocked, damn near scared, look when I'm at full mast thrusting away. Even had one look up all wide eyed and gasp "what the fuck??" right before she came. Good times.

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>>39696851
>>39696860
>>39696874
>>39696877
>>39696882
>>39696910
>>39697004
>>39697037
>>39697185
>>39697334
>>39697392
>>39697415
>>39697449
>>39697468
>when his dick is under 7"

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>>39697468
It is. It's like showing a pair of twos but you end up having 4 of a kind since you get used to rushing blood down there.

>>39696851
Girth >>> Length

Seriously, no girl wants a pencil dick

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>>39697477
You do know growers tend to be over 7 inches, rig...ohhhh...maybe you don't...

>>39697477
>When her weight starts with 200

On a somewhat related note, should I shave pubic hair or just trim? I personally want shaved for aesthetics and so it doesn't get in girls' mouths, but I've also heard it itches something fierce.

>>39697492
>I-I'm a grower and not a shower!
Kek

>measure penis for the first time ever
>always assumed I was right around 6"
>tfw 6'

tape measure btw

>>39697468
accurate

7.25"x6" grower checking in

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>asian
>6.5 inches

CURSE THESE ASIAN GENES FOR MY DIMINUTIVE PENIS

But its how you use it guys...

>>39697477
>when her weight starts with 2

>>39697494
>>39697687
>when he has a little dick

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>>39696976
I tought I packing a 7" - 18cm snake. ex-gf asked how big is muh dick, I told her "dunno, you should measure it" so she sucked my dick for a while and got a ruler and she said
"wow 20cm"
>mfw the bitch cant measure properly but everything went better than expected
>mfw I measured my dick and my peak is 19cm not 18.

>>39697502
You have a six foot long penis?

>>39696851
>tfw previous whore of a gf always said I was bretty big and that I must be "like over 8 inches"
>get really fucking smug thinking i must actually be H U N G af for a few years
>finally measure it when getting it on with an escort
>just a wee bit away from 7" at full mast

I just want off this ride.

>>39696851
>Why aren't there exercises for my dick?
There are, but you have no guarantees they'll work other than other people's stories.

>>39697794
>can't get laid on your own
>hire escort
>pull out tape measure when 'getting it on'
>"Damn I thought it was bigger!"

>>39697761
he measured his mirror image

>>39697820
>projecting this hard

>>39697846
You literally said that here: [>>39697794]
Also settle down dicklet, men are talking.

how the fuck do you guys fit the ruler all the way down? mine gets stuck right at the base

>>39697856
dick measuring is rocket science bro, its not for everyone

>>39697068
>>39697385
11" masterrace reporting in.

I jam my tape measure about 5" up my ass, then come out from the back and wrap it around the top of my shoulder and then pull it all the way to the tip.

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>>39697849
"Literally" proving my point


>>39697856
wat.
how does it get "stuck" at the base?

>>39697856
I might regret this but what the flipping shit are you doing man?

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>>39697928
>finally measure it when getting it on with an escort

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>>39697890
You mean you're not supposed to just jam the ruler down your pee hole as far as it'll go?

>>39697928
>>39697956
I mean it really hurts if I push it any further. Theres no way people are going past it.
3'' scrub for life

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>>39697997
have you tried measuring it while erect?

>not doing cock pushups
Crucial for dick gains

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vg2iL36QAvM

>measure dink for the first time ever
>it's 6.5" but my erections have always felt weak
>start exercising and taking Zinc and Magnesium supplements
>i had poor circulation and it's actually 7.5"
I can't complain

>measured penis for the first time
>knew average was 5.5-6in, figured I was below avg cus flaccid penis is tiny
>actually 7in
Anyone else know this feel? I am 24 now and I spent my whole life thinking my penis was small, cus I never bothered measuring it.

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>>39696851
>6x5
>all my gf's admitted to having bigger
>they all talk about their love of big cock during sex and foreplay

>>39697420
i sort of know that feel a little bit but it's even more pathetic. and yes i've posted this here before because i'm an aspie

>25 years old, kissless virgin, never been close to sex
>have decent sized dick (7x5) and it's pretty nice looking

>post it on reddit (pics and videos masturbating) because i'm an aspie virgin
>some girls see it and message me, we move to kik/skype and do mutual masturbation sessions
>they say how amazing my dick is, how great i am at dirty talking, how they actually have sex dreams about my dick because it's so perfect

>too aspie to even talk to a girl in real life
>will never see the look on a girls' face when she gets on her knees and unbuttons my pants in the bedroom and sees the beast spring out in front of her face on my auschwitz manlet 5'8" 140 lb frame

>>39698795
Yes I know this feel. Was a fat kid, always had low self esteem, etc. Measured last year at 23 years old, 8.5 in. Not bad I guess. I always thought my girlfriend at the time was just trying to flatter me.

>>39698924
>8.5 in. Not bad I guess.
>not bad i guess

lmfao that's baby sized you baby dick

>>39697477
>tfw too tired to suck dick
>tfw ass too small
>tfw tits look like sandwich bags
>tfw too many freckles
>tfw arby's vagina
>tfw hipbones jut out way too much
>Tfw gross-looking feet
>tfw can't do makeup worth a shit
>tfw your outfit looks like a constant trainwreck
>tfw you can't even deal with your own problems so you set them aside only to have them explode in your face later
>tfw gross knees
>tfw hair always a mess
>tfw hair is too short
>tfw you're probably going to be the dead weight on any administration positions you get, provided you sucked enough dicks to get to the top

Need I say more?

>>39698835
girls always say that shit during foreplay they're just trying to make you feel good. they also tell every guy they're with that they're 'the biggest' so if yours aren't saying that I dunno what to tell u

>tfw Asian and 7.5 inches bone pressed, 7.2 non-bone pressed

I post on r/massivecock and people think I'm 8+ inches and send me compliments to my inbox

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>>39697477
>When he isn't above average

Im Almost 4inch :(

Wait... So dong looks bigger as you lose weight right? So would pushing the pad back give me a good idea of what I'm missing out?

Cause it looks like a lot.

>>39699370
>i post my cock on reddit

faggot alert

>>39697877
Top kek

>>39697496
So trim your dingus hair, ya dingus.

I'm too scared to measure my dick

>>39699799
yeah loosing wight makes your dick look bigger
also in my case the cardio i did to lose it made my dick work way better I could barly get hard before was almost never horny i thought i was just getting old 1 year and 20kg lost later Im a fucking jackrabbit

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>>39696851
>>39696874
>>39697334
>>39697415
>>39697449
>under 6 inch masterrace r-right guys? its not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean r-r-right

Is this when you have a boner? Im always confused. Cuz mines around 4 when lit and about 1 when shrinked. And yes, im a chink

>>39697392
that graph is absolute garbage
>16cm is bigger than 95% of the population
u whot mate

>>39697477
>manlet
>over 7" dick

>used to think my dick is 6.7" because I never pressed the ruler against the pubic bone
>measure the right way
>7.1"
>still only 4.8" girth
Who pencildick/girthlet here?

>>39700282
You're not supposed to press it in you cheating faggot

>>39696886
>don't worry about your average or below pen0r anon, mine is huge so it's all good! just be urself lol

>>39700378
Yeah sure, because you're not ramming the pussy up to your public bone, you stop before that, you autist.

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>>39697415
This

>>39698957
TOP KEK triggered dicklet detected.
Settle down, adults are talking.

>>39700423
yeah man, the public bone...

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5" soft 7" hard

6" thick.

My cock is perfect for most women and it's beautiful from what they've said

>tfw 5.25 inch peeny
>lose 120lbs
>6.5 inch
>feels like it's 8 inch

I know this feel brehs

>>39701621
Yeah. It's only .4 inches anyway, why are you so mad? I'm above average anyways.

>>39701674
>dicklet below average
>i-it's perfect anon! Don't worry Tyrone is just my friend

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>7 inch penor
>makes me happy every time I use it
>makes girl happy every time I use it
>tfw

>tfw 5" x 5"

Should I just give up? Even if I get a woman one day, there's no way she'd ever be satisfied. Even if she tolerates it for some years, the dissatisfaction will fester until it reaches breaking point and then she cheats, leaving me with 2 options.

1) willingly become a cuck
2) refuse to accept it, we get divorce, she gets the kids, house, cars, 50% of everything i made in my life until that point, plus 75%+ of all future earnings (alimony and child support). I'll be alone, poor, cold, eating beans out of a tin in a shitty apartment with black drug dealers and murderers on each side of me making noise and threats 24/7
while some other man moves into my house, fucks my wife and basically steals my children, all while i pay for him to do so.

>>39702171
>Should I just give up?
Yes

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Tyrone has to use fake dicks to get ahead

i'm 8" and can't fuck my girlfriend as hard as i want, i also only did anal once with a girl that had fucked over 50 guys, so big dick is a meme, its cool as fuck to see a girls face when you pull down your pants, but thats it, you can't fuck hard for shit

Wait so are you insecure faggots really e-statting or what? Because as far as I know, the most common and average penis size is just 4-5 inches.

>>39702265
Settle down dicklet, men are talking.

>>39696851
Dude it's fine, my friend's dick is 5.1" and the guy fucking slays.
Meanwhile I have a 6.7" dong and I'm still a virgin.
Dicksize doesn't fucking matter, it's all about confidence.

>>39696860
Same, it doesn't feel very large from my perspective, but when I see it in a mirror or something it looks bigger.

>220 lb fatty
>6" x 6" circumference penis
I hope losing weight will take me to 7"

>>39702333
Same. My friend has a little dick an a super wide asshole. Still slays.

>>39702539

TOPLEL

>>39702539
I-is your friend a cute trap?

>>39702839
Asking for a friend.

>>39696851
Tfw when huge dick dating a small handed bbw life is good boys

>tfw rather decently large dick
>tfw it doesn't matter since I'm schizoid as fuck and will probably die a virgin

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>>39702333
slaying is different from being in a relationship or having long term partners

thats why people who only have flings suck in bed and at kissing

>>39696851
Fuck all you guys.

Try having a 7.5" penor that is also aesthetic as fuck, but you're an ugly cunt so never get to show it off.

>>39704299
>Fuck all you guys.
your personality is probably an ugly cunt too

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>>39696976
>Tfw no living female is even remotely into sph

Mine is right about 24cm/9.5" long and around 8.5" in circumference
It feels good to have a big dick and chicks really dig it but i have to be really careful if i dont want to hurt them
Id rather have 8" lengh and 7" circumference desu

>>39705121
Mine is bigger but I face the same problem. Also I have to wipe my dick every time i take a shit because it gets all wet from dunking in the toilet water.

>>39705925
I just throw mine over my shoulder.

>>39697449
Are you me?

>>39704446
>not having a sense of humor on 4chan

Sperglord by any chance?

>8 inch length
>4.5 inch girth
Who else /needledick/ here?

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>He told his gf his actual penis size

>government mandated penis inspections
>been lying on my forms and listing it in 7+ for tax reasons
>inspectors all handing my results around and laughing after

I owe a lot of money

>>39706680
wow pls post. My dick is also pencil but with less length. 6x4,5. I cant decide if my dick looks very thin or not

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So what is the average length? 5,5"? 6"?
And what is the average girth? 5"? or less?

What is the girth counterpart of the so called 5" dick?

>>39696851
I wish i never watched porn

My penor is just under 6 inches and average girth, and no girl has ever had a problem and ive been able to make them consistently cum

But to me it looks so small and i feel like ill never have that feeling of really making the girl stare in awe. Had it not been for porn, i would have never seen so many dicks and all the fake shit.

>>39707353
Average dick is 5.5x4.5, I think

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>tfw manlet and dicklet

>>39697068

15" master race reporting in.
Sub 14" dicklets, why even live?

>tfw people posting here about their dick being a problem in their life
>tfw I have a torn tendon in my arm and need surgery to fix it
>tfw never gonna make it and be happy

fuck all you fucking nigger fucks.

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>>39697492
>>39697494
>>39697687
>>39698957
>>39699380
>>39700259
As someone who is under 7 inches, the insecurity of these posts are just sad.

>>39706550
Not the anon you are replying to but that post wasn't funny. That's reddit tier normie humor.

>>39708260
It's your fault your tendon is ripped stupid nigger. Also penis insecurity is something the majority of this board (and men in general) share.

You start a thread about having a torn tendon and chances are nobody will give a shit because nobody has ever had one or know what its like.

>>39696851
TFW 20cm errect but it shrinks to almost nothing when flaccid.
Always make sure I have an erection the first time pants come off.
Current girlfriend didn't realise that growers exist. "I can't believe something so small gets so big" she says as she pokes it post sex.

>tfw 5'7" manlet
>tfw 5.7" penis
also a grower, idk anymore, confidence is straight shot.

>>39708432
I'm the guy who listed those mean hurtful things

Am 6.7/5.8", just would like to give whoever that is a taste of their own medicine. Friend's gf was getting blacked on the daily because he had a 5" dick. He was a cool dude, never been the same.

>>39707319
are you me?
i heard from several of my ex's friends that she said the sex was amazing with me and i was the best shes ever had. she had only been with 3 people before me tho

Are you guys talking flaccid or erect when mentioning sizes?

>>39700282
You are supposed to measure above the penis. Dont try to cheat u dumb dicklet!

5.5'x5.16'

Should I jelq?

>>39709894
*inches not feet

>>39696851
6.25 inch dick here myself, it's pretty thick though and I got a bit of curvature upward, which I thought sucked until I realized it's good for smashing the G spot.

Also my dick isn't the same size every time. Some days I get an extra half an inch if I haven't came for awhile. Measure your dick after not fapping for a day or two and see if it's a bit bigger for a more accurate result.

Also shave the pubic hair and lean down a bit, it will make your dick look bigger then it is.

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>tfw 7.5"
>tfw barely enjoyable for women

>tfw 4.5 x 4.5
i'm doing stretches and jelqs to fix this. pls god help me. am i gonna make it brahs?

>>39709964
That's the fakest chart I've ever seen and I'm gay so I don't even give a fuck what women think when I fuck them.

i have a 5.5x7, i didnt realize it was girthy until.i lost my virginity, before that i thought i was completely worthless

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>>39709970

Don't jelq bro, your cock will end up not being able to get fully hard.

If you want to influence your dick do kegels, harder erections, girthier and you nut harder.


>Mfw finding out my dick is 7x6c
Gf loves it.

Life is good as a Dutchman.

>>39705121
I think you have the girthiest cock in the world. Congratulations my dude. I think you made it

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Mfw 6x5 average penis and 1% percentile of /fit/ self reported penis size.

>>39709888
>pressing it against the pubic bone
How the fuck are you supposed to do that from the bottom?

>>39705121

Are you retarded? Penises that size factually do not exist.

> tfw 7.25 x 5.5 and it feels small

I should stop watching porn but its become routine now...