Tell me about the person at your gym you hate the most /fit/

>>39695161
I hate the bodybuilder girl who works at my gym because I will never be able to fuck her.

>the one chick who loads up plates on anything her instagram trainer told her was a good ass exercise, does a million sets of little to no weight with 15 minute instagram breaks in between each, then wanders off to the next one without stripping the weight or wiping it down

That was deadlifts fueled by suppressed anger day.

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the guy in the mirror
>tfw home gym master race

>>39695237
>that 16 year old kid who's been lifting for over a year that deadlifts 70kg who refuse to rerack the belt
>also wears gymshark clothes

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>mfw did thirteen (13) sets of deadlifts today
>six (6) of them were autistic block pulls from plates stacked on top of each other
>bar rolling around everywhere, pause like 10 seconds between reps to make sure bar is still
I am that guy now...

T-thanks Boris...

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That thirty year old couple who always tries to talk to me at the gym. I'm trying to make gains right now leave me alone you faggots!

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>>39695161
did u seriously sit and wait for the whole time instead of doing something alternative? or like change your schedule?

>>39695161
So, because you're too scared to break away from your routine, you actually stood around watching this young beginner, judging his form and lack of experience, waiting for him to finish.

I hate you the most, OP. When /fit/ complains about how they can't get girls, it generally confuses me and I wonder how they could be going wrong. But now I get it. No amount of lean muscle will cover up your social ineptness.

>>39695161
Tfw I am that guy

>>39695328
>>39695344
was gonna hit a PR today. didnt wanna do rows instead.

i judge him because he's a faggot fucboi fuck.
he was flexing for his gf when he has 0 muscles.
hes a complete faggot
he knows im waiting for him to finish yet he still thinks its cool to let his gf come before me XDXDXD
can you not see how much of a faggot he is?

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>that guy who uses the power rack for an hour doing squats
>takes likes 5 min rests between sets, squats like 4 plates tho
>immediately after 4 plates, starts deloading
>think he's done
>nope
>starts doing a different type of squat

>tfw thats me

>>39695385
I see nothing wrong here.

>>39695385
>tfw do squats, deadlifts, ohp and rows on the same squat rack
>takes me over an hour
>only 1 squat rack in the gym
atleast noone does any of those exercises in my gym

>>39695280
i did this same thing

it looked like i was constructing a deathtrap for the next person to walk into the olympic lifting/powerlifting room (platform is right in front of door)

now i just do rack pulls instead, less setup time

>>39695410
>scoots and diddlys on the same day
o im laffin

>>39695446
ICF famalam
>tfw up my 5x5 bench by 5kg after learning about leg drive

>>39695161
so you hate him because he... bench pressed?

O kayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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>>39695453
>I lifted more weight after learning how to cheat
good lad

>>39695493
>10 minutes per set
>baby weight
>flexes his "muscles" for his gf xD
>he's been lifting for as long as me (7 months) yet i lift twice the weight he does
>he's like 17 and im 19

whats not to hate?

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>>39695418
Kek, I think we both posted more or less the exact same things in /plg/ earlier today.

>>39695501
how is using leg drive cheating you dumb retard?

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>>39695367
then confront him you autistic beta fuck instead of clenching your fist in your pocket and posting about it here

guy who wraps his knees up for 3 pl8's and then just hits parallel and he's not trying to do lowbar.

why famalam why do you trigger me so.

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>>39695601
As in actual wraps?

If it's sleeves, just let him do whatever he wants, it's /comfy/ and can improve the quality of sets.

>>39695579
i already asked how many set he needed.
would be cringy to go ask him again
>"soo how many s-sets u need n-now?"

>>39695536
How is using legs for an upper body exercise cheating? Are you retarded or just delusional? I bet you think bending legs on OHP isn't cheating either.

Depending what your goals are, you can use leg drive or you can't. That doesn't mean it's not cheating.

>everyone

I'm one of like 3 people who observe the rules and bring a towel and wipe down the machine every time. Do people just not care and are so selfish? Of course, it makes me look like a goody 2 shoe to obey the rules and bring a towel and wipe my sweat off the machine, so not only do these faggots not clean up their own shit, they make me look like a total faggot in front of the girls by following the rules and using common sense.

>>39695709
> I bet you think bending legs on OHP isn't cheating either.
bending legs turns ohp into a push press

>>39695743
lmao fucking faggot

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If I find out anyone in here ever posts about me or submentions me I will personally find you and OHP whatever you're lifting at that moment on whatever bench or rack you're lifting in.

>That guy who puts weights on the machine plates to slightly increase the weight instead of going up a full peg

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>>39695367
jesus that rant

salty much?

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>>39695161
Red shorts guy
>spends 20 minutes quarter repping in the squat rack
>spends 20 minutes doing his harbour bridge impressions (pic related) while quarter repping on bench

>>39695709
you're fucking retarded.

>>39695701
>would be cringy to go ask him again
You don't ask him again, faggot. You tell him it's your fucking turn

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>>39695161
there's literally no one i hate at my gym

everyone is pretty nice

no one is annoying

some people play annoying music on the stereo but that's what headphones are for

5 racks, 4 deadlift platforms, 4 benches, 2 oly lifting platforms so there's never a need to work-in with people

i guess i'm pretty lucky eh

roiding homeless guy
>literally always there
>not an employee
>never leaves the dumbbell racks for more than 15 minutes
>built like a brick shithouse

>>39695410
No one else does them because you're always hogging the rack you dildo

>>39695709
bench press is supposed to be a full body exercise like squats. YOU SHOULD USE LEG DRIVE YOU DUMB RETARD

>>39695385
>tfw busy day at the gym
>usually do back squats and front squats back 2 back if the gym is not busy
>didnt notice it was busy
>do backsquats, start putting weight on the bar for front squats
>make eye contact with all these girls waiting to squat

sry ladies i finished my front squats that day

>back squat 4pl8 for the first time
>powerlifterfag weighting 110kg brags that I've still got some catching up to do because he squats 185 low bar with a belt and knee wraps

Fuckwit powerlifters ignore the fact that squatting low bar gives you an extra 10-15%, maybe even 20-25% as he didn't even go ATG.

>>39695709
>I bet you think bending legs on OHP isn't cheating either.

well yeah at that point it's a different exercise

but if you don't use leg drive in OHP then you're missing out (and by leg drive I mean flexing your shit not bending your fucking knees)

>>39695766
you wanna know what's worse? I bet if I stopped bring a towel, the gym owner would come over and bully me about not having a towel and to leave and come back when I have one.

It's me. I'm the person I hate the most at my gym.

>>39695874
M G T O W
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This dude

He only does arms at the school gym and smells like really bad body odor 24/7

Also dresses like this and looks like he probably ran like Naruto when he was a kid

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The bulky mom who uses the barbell bench to do dumbbell flys

>>39695840
>yeh, guess I'm just a lucky guy

>>39695701
its not cringy to ask again if hes been hogging it for over 45 minutes as you stated in the OP

either your story is bullshit or you cant into social skills, i agree hes being an annoying little cunt but fucking do something about it rather than complaining about it on the internet

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>those pwl bearded hipsters who unironically ironically sip ipas while sumo deadlifting less than 3pl8
>who also brought their ill behaved dog to the gym last weekend. It licked me during db bench
>took all of my humanity not to intentionally drop weights on It's brains.

>>39695161
">take bench after 25 minutes"
lol

>>39695161
First come first serve retard
Why didn't you just do other shit until he was done? Are you just mad that he has a gf or what?

>>39696865
>drinking beers in gym
>pets allowed in gym

What the fuck gym do you go to?

>>39695267
underrated

>>39696911
Thats got to be Australian

>>39696911
Idk anymore man. I live in a college town in California. Rules don't seem to apply anymore. Also I think their ring leader is a very unironic homo as he has a tat the main character from breakfast at tiffany's on his calf. I think he mustve sucked somebody off at the front desk.

>>39695161
you're a loser op

>>39695161
This guy who always works out too close to me right at 4 AM in an otherwise empty gym. Half reps, lifts directly in front of the dumbbell rack so I can't reach shit, does a bunch of meme exercises and swinging curls with too much weight.

>>39695385
My gym is tiny and only has one power rack. No squat, curl, or any other type of rack. I use that fucker for like an hour and don't even feel bad.

I only hate the loud grunters who are doing it just for show. WTF is with this?

If I can hear you on the other side of the gym with my headphones on, you're a piece of shit.

>>39696931
Oh the gay one also hikes up his shorts between every set til his crack is having a shorts feast and the group regularly uses and mixes up all the pl8$ from all the power racks then leave them in a pile in front of whatever rack they were circle jerking at. I'd complain but they seem friendly with the staff and I don't wanna be that guy.

>>39695161
Or you could have not been a bitch and kept the bench to finish your workout.

>>39696853
>feeling fit today?

>>39697022
Your gym charges per plate?

>>39697101
No its a typo I make based on my cell phones keyboard, but thanks for the (you)

>>39696891
cus i was going for a PR and i didnt wanna use all my strenght.

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>>39696028
probably stinks cause he was up all night slamming puss

>>39695311
they are considering you for a 3 way dumbass.

>that 25 year old hipster whos been "lifting" for a month with Imaginary Lat Syndrome

>that retarded guy who walks in and out of the gym, banging the doors, to have one sip of water from the tap every fucking minute
>the same guy also asks you to spot his bench all the time
>the same guy will ask anybody, including extremely frail retirees, to spot, without considering how strong he is, causing danger

don't really hate him as he really has a medical condition, but he should be under supervision

That one guy that wears jeans or sandals

>>39695627
no actual fucking wraps. But I feel you breh.

>>39698460
>tfw afraid this is me

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>>39698840

then I recommend you bring a water bottle and only ask for a spotter for your toughest set

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>>39695161
>doing stationary cardio during winter
>guy on the treadmill is always talking LOUDLY
>rehashes Joe Rogan podcasts but talks as if it's his idea.
>ruins the relaxing vibe of my chill electronic music

Is there ever peace from the ETERNAL NORMIE?

>>39695527
>whats not to hate?
Him. He's just trying to better himself, and have a good time with his gf. You, on the other hand, are a judgemental prick. You are just bitter he's happy. You could have asked if it's cook if you work in, or explain you'll be done in just a few minutes and see if it's cool if you go ahead, or you could have not been an autistic fuck and done some stretches that wouldn't affect your bench or whatever. There are numerous ways to handle that like an adult.

>>39695161
>gym only has 1 bench

holy fuck do you work out in some random guy's basement?

my gym has 12+ squat racks, 4 olympic lifts platforms and 10-12 benches.

>>39698460
Say hi to Jason for me next time for me.

>>39695161
https://youtu.be/PivWY9wn5ps?t=1m10s

>>39695453
>doing ICF

ISHYGDDT

>>39695161
Just work in you autist

>>39695895
>you squat 405lbs
>other guy squats 185lbs
>says you have to catch up to him
>you then explain that he only squats so much because he's cheating

did i miss something

did the definition of "pl8" change?

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>in the gym lifting quietly
>see that guy who looks like shit
>really ugly, poorly dressed, manlet, balding with acne
>can't even 1/2/3/4 lmao, fucking DYEL
>looking at him squatting, his form is so shit
>his bench form is awful
>always taking sips between sets, doing retarded shit like OHP in squat rack
>he's been coming to the gym for YEARS and barely made any progress
>fucking autistic and never talks with anybody, hasn't made a single gym friend
>really hate his guts
>obviously gonna die a virgin loser
>the man in the mirror

>>39699891
Guess he meant 185kg, in which case the powerlifter is 5kg ahead. 4pl8 in european pl8s is 180kg.

>>39698991
h4x0r

>>39699891
we have the smartest people folks in america

>>39695410
I fucking hate you, cunt. You don't need to fucking do deadlifts in the cage, there's a spare barbell. You do not fucking "need this area" for babbyweight 2pl8 deadlifts, you fucking nigger, I need it for squats and I've been waiting for you to finish your other fucking cage-non-essential exercises for the past 40 fucking minutes, so GET THE FUCK OUT

>gym is really small
>all the things men use are packed in a L shaped part of the interior, so it's crowded as fuck
>workout after work, 6pm, always packed
>but we manage to coexist even with all the stations and machines are taken
>except that one 17 year old kid who is trained by a PT and spends 2 hours at the gym 1 hour talking
>bench sitting there with weights set up for 30 minutes until this little fuck finishes his workout


I hate this little fuck with all my soul, but he's best friends with all these poser PT's so I can't really complain about him to the staff.

>>39699975
>the feels
Fuck you. I can't handle stuff like this in the morning

>>39695601
what's wrong with wraps for 3pl8. I messed up my knee a bit and wraps let me recover while still squatting

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>Loud obnoxious sandnigger duo who hog the bench for a fucking hour doing infinite sets of bench press using babbyweight with shit form

>The teenage curl skwaad who don't clean up after themselves and look at their phones for hours

>>39695161
>The skinny weak faggot who always takes up the squat fack
>comes in sets up in the squat rack and does his hole routine in the back
>Even takes up the rack for doing deadlifts
>also does curls in the squatrack, not even memeing
I hate his fucking guts
>Plays music over his phone's loudspeakers
>H-homegym masterrace

>>39695161
There's one dude who stands in front of the only squat rack, using the bar from it, to do ~10 rep low weight deadlifts on his bro split
I wouldn't be so mad if it was working for him, the guy barely does more than 1pl8. He squats just as much for 5 I think.

I've asked to use the rack
"Sorry I've got five more sets"
I'm not even sure why he's there, when it's less cramped on the other side of the gym where everyone else deadlifts

>>39695872
I use it as a self spot sometimes but that's it.

>>39695328
Isn't that Mia khalifa. Or is that the joke. Fuck I'm high

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>>39695161

>Dude with infinite tribal tattoos
>Looks like he guzzles self-tanner on the reg
>Overloads on every single exercise
>Form goes all to shit
>Roars "AAAARRHHHH FFFUUUGGG" with every rep
>Hogs at least 2 benches, 2 barbells and 3 pairs of dumbells at the same time because "muh supahsets"
Fuck that guy.

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>>39700451
yes and yes.

>>39700525
Good I was worried I had shifted dimensions again.

>over 40
>thinks he's hot shit because he's bigger than the average dyel at my gym
>and also because he's a policeman or something
>has long hair to hide is bald spot on the top of his head
>hoards equipment and takes forever and takes forever to use it because he always talks to other people between sets.
>I once saw him use the power rack to do dumbbell rows
>I once heard him say "did you left your shoulders at home?" to a guy that was just starting

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Crossfitters who don't realise they're not in a "box." There are a couple and you can generally assume their workouts will go something like this guy today.

>grabs a power cage and loads up for a 50kg squat
>walks over and puts his towel on the weightlifting platform
>puts his water bottle in front of the pullup bar
>does 2 squats
>runs over to the platform and does 5 burpees
>runs over to the pullup bar and does 5 kipping pullups
>takes up the entire "functional strength" area - just one droppable weights area - and begins doing walking lunges around the entire 20 foot long section
>I'm trying to deadlift in the corner
>he is skipping forward while jumping rope and the rope gets caught on the bar as I'm halfway through a lift
>literally cannot believe my eyes and just stare at him
>he goes over to another power rack and sets up another 50kg bar to do 10 rep power cleans
>repeats the whole process 5 times while using up over 50% of the equipment in the gym
>other people standing around in disbelief that this weak faggot is using 2 power racks, an entire weightlifting area, a pullup bar, and a platform
>doesn't clean up his mess
>grabs a kettlebell and starts doing overhead lunges while weaving in between all the equipment and getting in people's way
>loudly hear him complain about "globogyms" to the staff

>>39700682
My favourite crossfit routine:
>10kg bench press x 15
>Sprint to the bikes and bike 5km as fast as you can whilst screeching at anyone who is near YOUR bench press
>Skipping rope pull ups
>Pulling skipping ropes
>Dips with a 2.5kg attached to your labia
>Walking lunges down to the super market
>Curling with bleach bottles; progressively making it easier by ingesting on every curl

fucking crossfitters

>>39695161
>Chimp1 comes in
>everythingscool.jpeg
>Sticks to cardio
>Chimp2 comes in
>Fucksake
Now all you can hear is their fucking shitty language everywhere in the gym as they autiscally screech at each other.

I hate these niggers so much

>>39695367
He sounds like an asshole, but you sound like a pussy.

>>39700682
praise the lord that ass is heavensent

>Doing power cleans
>some kid asks "what muscle does that work"?

>>39695344
t. 16 year old faggot

>>39695161
there's lots of people but they all have in common that they have to prove me everytime they see me, how much stronger they are.. when in fact, they're not.

>fuckers spent most of their time doing some retarded upper body routine
>watch me after every set they do
>everytime i squat, they squat afterwards, rack up waaaay to much weight and do some minimal movement rom. like, its not even a squat, they just bend their knee slightly, the bar moves 3-4 inches up and down..
>looks at me with a faggy grin

the only thing they prove is how weak and insecure they are.. i wouldnt mind their childish behavour but i cringe like 90% of the time i am in the gym. maybe i should just tell these fucks to do full rom and see how they fail, laugh out loud and move on.

>>39695410
are you me

>tfw only 1 decent barbell at my gym
>only 1 bench
>only 1 squat rack
>only free space to do deadlift, rows, cleans is in front of the squat rack
>warm up in squat rack (overhead squat, good morning, weighted ankle stretch, etc)
>OHP in squat rack
>row/clean/deadlift in front of squat rack with bar from squat rack
>squat in squat rack
>take bar from squat rack to bench
>except benching all my workouts start with 3 barbell lifts that take me usually around an hour
>I occupy the squat rack for an hour every time I go to the gym

The new guy who runs the gym. He makes me wear shoes. The other people who are at the gym are of no consequence to me.

>>39697376
>muh dik we wuz fukkin wyte wimmin
Epic post tyreese

>>39695527
10 minutes per set
Who gives a shit. On Texas method squat volume day it's entirely plausible to take 10 minute rests.

>>39696865
Fuck you you scum, don't bring the doggo into this just because his retarded owner brought him someplace he shouldn't be.

>>39700137
>6pm
That's your mistake. If you go at leak times then you can't complain. Go at like 9pm, guarantee you'll never have to wait for equipment again.

>>39699891
Fucking Americans.

>i hate the fatfuck "powerlifter" who snickers at me as i grunt while doing weighted pullups
dumbass "powerlifter" cant even squat 3pl8
uni gym sucks

I hate the girl who holds the treadmill while she runs. The whole time, alternating between the side rails and the front. Who the fuck does that?

>>39695709
Lmao, you probably the bar too, don't you?
Gives you away as a DYEL

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I hate OP because he is black.

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>he is 400 pounds
>he waddles to the bike and unzips his bag
>puts troll dolls on the monitor and ties a canadian flag to the back of the seat
>he watchea youtube on his phone while he bikes
>he smells like pretzels and ciggarettes

>>39701423
I can't really go at 9pm since I get up at 6:30AM, I'd fucking dead by 9.

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>>39695709
I'm literally retarded, but after reading this somehow I became more retarded.

>>39696911
A home gym. He just hates his family.

>>39700758
shitty language?
guessing you're in europe which country btw anon

>he only ever does 1rm deadlifts or shitty self - taught form snatches
>always wears the same clothes that he never washes
Wouldn't care about any of this but he glares at me every time cos I go in with a mate and lift far more than him. If you step within a two meter radius of him while he's lifting he tells you to move. Complete DYEL fuccboi who is headed to snap city

Fucking crossfitters.
>bring new friend to the gym
>teaching him how to low bar squat
>tell him to break at the hips and keep a straight, solid back
>get him to try it with empty barbell
>DYEL cunt runs over and tells him to put it on his traps or he'll snap his shit
He then proceeded to do fucking sumo stance cleans for 20 rep sets and then did that retardo medicine ball slamming thing in the centre of the gym as loud as possible.cant wait til he snaps a tendon so he fucks off out of my gym

>>39703163
Underrated

> literally groups of 6-8 dudes
> hours on multiple racks

I hate these guys. Why do they have to come to the gym together like this????

>>39695161
>freshman DYELS
Everyone else is cool

>>39695896
Wait, what's wrong with bending your knees on OHP?

I'm not moving them or using them for momentum (like in a Push Press), so what's the problem?

2 hipsters that think theyre cool

theyre like 17 i think, a dude and a grill

the grill has really nice tits but face and body other than tits is bad

they just french kiss often in public like what the fuck did you come here to train or what

old ass dude walks in with an oversized adidas shirt almost every day

he wears gloves and will get paper towels from the dispensers to wrap his already gloved hands around weights and other various equipment

i have never seen him do anything but fucking blab for an hour at the gym and do these low intensity dumbbell swinging exercises. he just talks to anyone, usually other old people. he takes the chin-up bar to to just hang on it and stretch

>>39699975
>OHP in squat rack

What's the issue bud?

>>39695446
>he doesn't do all 3 main lifts on the same day

Never gonna make it

>>39703868
>just to hang on it and stretch
actually is supposed to be pretty good for you

>>39703888
autists who think just because you can easily clean it off the floor, that you should. there's a thing called convenience, I ain't giving up my power cage for OHP.

>>39696028
You took a picture of him? and posted him on a Tibet scrimshawing board? You fucking autist.

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Myself, because I'm a weak faggot who can't do anything properly.
>>39699975
I feel you, man.

>>39703888
It's a retarded meme. Not only does cleaning the weight up waste energy, if you're properly racking the clean, it ends up in the wrong place for OHP

>>39704056
Never give up
There is no point in hating yourself

i only see this dude on deadlift day
>in gym deadlifting
>one employee always pretends not to watch me and my friend but it's obvious as fuck he is
>as soon as i do anything he runs over and tells me how shit my form is
>correct it and he continues to analyze me
>get really self conscious and irritated whenever i see him bc i know he's gonna just criticize me
i never even see him lift which is the funny part.

>>39704193
Hating yourself is perfectly reasonable when you're a useless piece of shit.

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>>39704274
And you're the only one who can fix that, but you can't do it if you put yourself down.
Other people exist to put you down, but that's why you have to prove them wrong and show them that you can make it
All you have to do is realize that you are the only one in your life who truly matters until the very end

>>39695267
Same

>>39704220
Maybe you should correct your form faggot

>>39704220
Wow an employee at your gym is providing you with free personal training. Going so far as to watch your form and progression for you then spoon feeding you tips and tweaks for your form three questions for you
>why are you an unappreciative piece of shit
>why do you feel insecure about the things you do wrong the way females do
>where is your gym and can I join?

There's these two dudes that come to the gym I go to that only do weighted pull ups, push ups and ab stuff
I just don't understand why they would only do those three things for hours at a time

>>39704420
>>39704461
i have corrected my form which is why he doesnt say anything to me now. he's passive aggressive af and does this to every person trying to mind their own business. i appreciated the advice at first but he's just a dick trying to assert his dominance on the dyels

>>39699975
>new guy shows up working with one of the trainers
>quite tall (6'4" probably), but is very fat with bitch tits
>speaks loudly to his trainer who must have a very dainty voice because I never hear her reply
>she usually has a disdainful look on her face when she has to train this guy

>first day I saw the guy its OHP day, so I've got 145lbs on the bar and I'm resting.
>he's loudly talking about how he's lost so much weight and has gotten pretty strong
>his trainer walks up to my rack and asks to work in since all racks are full

>he walks up to the rack, looks the weight up and down, smirks and then eyes me without moving his face towards me
>"I think we should lower the weight" his trainer says
>he just gets right under the bar, no warm-up and starts to squat
>he's struggling, doesn't even break parallel
>each rep he lefts out a slightly sexual "augghh"

>he reracks and I go over and OHP what he just struggled squatting
>don't even look at him when I rerack
>"M-my back is feeling kinda sore. I think I should give it a rest today"

Now he constantly gives me death glares whenever possible and sometimes shows up before his trainer does and copies whatever lift I happen to be doing.

>>39704220
similar story

> in gym squatting
> dude runs over to me mid-set and insists I'm 'going too low'
> "it's bad for your knees!"
> /fit/ prepared me for this moment
> "t-thanks for your advice"
> keep squatting normally
> he does this two more times, on the second time whips out "I'M A PT"
> lose my temper, tell him that he's a PT that doesn't know shit and to let me squat in peace
> he gets flustered, moves to the benches to annoy someone else

>>39704601
Maybe he snapped his shit up when he was younger and is just trying to prevent other people from doing the same.

>start doing my warmups for DL
>LMAO1pl8 on the bar
>do a quick set of 10 reps focus on being explosive
>guy next to me who just finished DL bitchweight comes over
>tells me I shouldnt move the bar that fast off the floor and you are supposed to be slow off the floor
>then tells me I need to hyperextend my back like a instagram chick

First time this shit has happened to me but I have seen these faggots a bunch of times. I wonder why it is ALWAYS on the Squat and DL where they come up to people who are actually moving weight instead of doing 0.5pl8 Squats and talk shit.

I'm about to start lifting and this thread is pretty much what I came here for, to not be that guy. Thanks /fit/.

In my gym the 2 benches are right next to each other. I literally had a guy who tried to start a fight with me because I was benching more than him right on the bench next to him. He got right up in my face and did some weird grunting noise and stared me down like a psycho. I just looked at him with raised eyebrows and he eventually turned around and left the gym.

I have no idea what is up with this motherfucker but every time I am at the gym I see him looking at me when I do semi-heavy shit. Needless to say the guy is juiced out of his mind and nonetheless uses bitchweight on all his exercises. Yeah and ofc he grunts like a idiot and has the great habit of slamming the stack down everytime he uses cables or any other machine.

I seriously dont know wtf is wrong with this guy.

>>39705316
Drugged out of his mind and feels challenged due to excess testosterone.

>>39704934
sounds too good to be true

>>39705204
>do sub-1pl8 for warm up sets on diddlys
>keep thinking people are looking over at me and judging me for how little weight I'm lifting
>have to hold that casual "this isn't even heavy" face the whole time

>>39699891
fucking burgers man

>>39700079
See, this is why I said we should stop using "pl8" as a unit of measurement.

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-The motherfuckers taking turns on a machine/cable/bench/equipment,doing 5 sets each taking for 5 minutes between sets
-Kids below 15.Just their mere presence
-Curlbro bringing his gf/ho female friend who dresses like a prostitute and acting like some mighty personal trainer when he just shows her how to use A FUCKING MACHINE
-The dudes who always and forever wear the same clothes
-Anyone who smells
-THOSE 2 fucking retards who probably don't even know each other but talk and annoy everyone like they are buddies and are massive curlbros.One is a roided curlbro with an inbred face always shutting and the other is fat gypsy hairy motherfucker who takes PW and acts like he is on coke.He literally told me he thinks he is the biggest guy in the gym

>>39695798
as long as he cleans up the plates afterwards, what's the harm? he's microloading, which can be smart, although overkill for machines.

no one, i'm determined to never talk shit about anyone stronger than me, which is every other male in the gym.

>that spotter that cant keep his goddamn hands off the bar

I specifically tell them to only touch the bar when it starts moving down and everytime I slow down just a little they have their fucking hands on the bar. I swear in this fucking gym it is almost impossible to do heavy weight on the bench because as soon as you want to do sets of 3-5 some motherfucker is gonna touch that bar spotting you. there are unironically only 2-3 guys that dont do this shit.

>>39706682
>pump myself up to do my max on bench
>get spotter
>as soon as the bar hits dept he puts his hand on the bar
>pump gone
fucking hate this

>>39702009
I get up at 6:20 every day on weekdays, yet i go to bed at 12-2am every night. Is this killing my gains?

>>39695161
>my gym has a room in the back
>filled with bumper plates, a tire for flipping, sledgehammers, sleds, ropes, etc
>has an amp where people can hook up music and play whatever they want
>back there lifting, listening to some generic rock shit
>some old faggot wanders in
>he fucks around on the Concept 2 a little bit while frowning
>he finally makes eye contact with me and yells "HEY, CAN YOU TURN THAT DOWN A BIT?!?!"
>he's mad as fuck
>oblige because I know he's the kind of faggot that will go bitch to the manager

This was a couple weeks ago. My bro just texted earlier saying he overhead THAT SAME FUCKING CUNT bitching to the new manager about people playing loud music and how it makes his "head throb". He literally walks into rooms where people are lifting, listening to music, and having fun, then bitches about it.

Fuck, I hope he has a heart attack and dies before he gets a chance to apologize to his family for being an insufferable faggot.

>>39708859
>>filled with bumper plates, a tire for flipping, sledgehammers, sleds, ropes, etc
crossfit wot. He's probably just bitching about you doing meme exercises

>>39708866
It's an Anytime Fitness. I mostly use that room for deadlifts, sometimes the Concept 2. My point is that it's expected to a loud room. There are bumper plates to drop lifts with, sledgehammers to hit shit with, and a big fucking amp provided by the gym to play music with. It's like walking into a club then demanding to speak to the manager about the loud music and flashing lights.

>>39700779
>what is forced perspective

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>>39695161

Person I hate most is some 6'2 guy who always trains in the morning

> is arrogant although he doesn't Lift that much and doesn't have any special talents
> flirts with every chick just for the sake of it without having the balls to ask one of them out
> Rarely squats
> Is clearly there so often because he hates his major but is too scared to quit Uni or change it
> Overal just vibrant with desperation although he looks perfectly fine and happy
> His only goal is to get a nice cut by april since he has nothing else to live for
> Its me
> I hate myself

>in gym the other day
>almost done with my workout, just need to deadlift
>gym only has one olympic lifting spot
>as I'm walking across the gym I see a guy approaching that area getting ready to deadlift himself
>whatever, I'll just do some pullups or something while I wait
>except as I get closer I realize he's wearing sunglasses indoors, grinning to himself, and reeks of weed
>fuck this guy
>he monopolizes the area for like 30-45 minutes, talking for most of the time
>getting impatient, I ask how long he's gonna be
>he says he's almost done
>I go to the bathroom
>come back, he's gone
>he left all the weight on the bar
what is wrong with marijuana smokers?

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Only thing that annoys is groups of people who are more interested in talking to each other than working out. Just standing around chatting and blocking equipment instead of using it. Teenage guys are the worst for this I've found.

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>>39695161
Person I hate most at my gym?
>My fucking worthless self

>>39700120
My gym is small and only has one barbell

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>Old autist fag
>wears sweatshorts
>everlast tanktop
>harbinger memebelt
>quarter squats
>backbending overhead press
>sees me doing squats
>walks 5 squat racks over
>"heh! Squats! everyone's favorite!"
>notreally.html
>comments on my form for every exercise
>gives advice to friend who is benching
>wears these shoes
>pic related

>>39709496
I hate this one the most, especially when MEN chat more than women.

There's also this guy;

>175cm manlet
>works out in his SECURITY presumably club work shirt
>got roid acne so bad you can see the bumps trough his tight ass shirt
>takes up 3 spots in tiny gym for cycle training

He is strong as fuck but it's just the bouncer arrogance that annoys me.

>>39695858
qft

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This douchey motherfucker comes in 5 days a week

>hogs AT LEAST 3 machines and set of dumb bells at all times
>usually always the only leg curl machine, the only smith machine, the only bench, the only leg press machine and the only set of 80 lb DBs (I workout at the local rec center because I work there and get in for free)
>loads up ridiculous weights
>600 pounds on smith and "squats" for 10 reps
>barely bends his knees
>315 on bench
>barely bends his elbows
>legs and chest on same day 5 days a week ohshitniggerwhatareyoudoing.jpg
>800 pounds on leg press
>barely bends knees
>you get the point
>does probably 7 sets of each workout, hogging all 4 machines for an hour and a half
>the gain stealing, half repping fucking heathen has the audacity to ask me for a spot on bench
>agree because I don't want him to die in front of me
>barely bends his elbows, tells me how he "killed it"
>starts giving me "tips"
>"yeah bro going past 90 degrees is TOTALLY bad for you elbows"
>asks my max bench
>"185" (weigh 175)
>inb4 dyel
>doesn't outright laugh at me, but treats me like a fucking infant
>my hate grows over 9000
>next day I turn my music volume up so he could barely hear it so he doesn't ask me for a bench spot
>doesn't
>looks nervous because this is his first time benching without a spot
>does three half reps and on the fourth the bar slowly lowers on his chest
>starts yelling like a wounded elk
>not in pain, just panic
>deadlift the bar off of his chest
>rants about how I should have spotted him
>embarrassed because qt's were watching
>doesn't show up for about 2 months
>he shows up one day and crushes my hopes
>he's been "lifting" for over a year
>made literally 0 gains
>spews bullshit lifting advice to everyone he sees, especially qt's
>I've never hated anyone more in my life

TL;DR I'm contemplating homicide

>>39710115
Just offer to spot him and let him die, technically you didn't kill him

>>39695367
Are you gonna blow him? Probably not, but his gf is. There's your explanation.

>>39711010
atleast i'm stronger than him :^)

>Be me, pretty buff dude
>one of the guys that i met at football (I'm an exchange student) asks to work out with me
>It's nice, he has a car and i get free rides to the gym
>He always plays basketball waiting for me to finish my workout
>Join him for basketball one day, he's playing against this 15 year old twig and a fat black kid
>Rekking.jpg
>twig falls and runs out crying, good first impression of this kid whom i later come to hate
>Next day at gym, spot the kid, have my headphones in blasting Sabaton while doing Arnold Press with 60lbs
>He walks up to me, basically puts his dick on my lap and signals at me to flex
> i take my headphones out and ask what he wants. Nothing just saying hi, picks up my dumbbell and tries to lift it, cant move it above his knee
>I put headphones back in and keep up my workout
>I start seeing him at the gym regularely and he always greets me as if we're best friends, followed by him messing with my stuff.
>yesterday one of my twig friends came with me lifting, sitting in the leg press
>this little fag walks up to him as if he know him too
>pretends to put the weight of the leg press at heaviest possible, my twig friends is retarded too and goes full force trying to raise it
>little did he know the little shit had put the weight at the lightest possible without him noticing
>slams the machine basically leg pressing 10lbs at full force, almsot breaking it and sounding like an earthquake
>Really you little shit.jpg
>Another time i was with my twig friend again, he's using biceps curl machine(yes i know, can't bother I'm too busy helping myself).
>Kid walks up to him and looks over his shoulder at what he's doing on his phone
>kid walks around grabs machine out of his hand, starts curling standing up and on the wrong side of the machine
>I'm watching all of this from a distance
>baka

I'm so close to complaining about this kid at the front desk, but I think I'd feel bad for him getting thrown out, he spends like hours a day there.

>>39712517
You have told him to stop already right anon?

Just started lifting, but the people who really grate me already are the massive groups of friends. Look, 2 people lifting together I can understand. I can even make peace when there's 3 people together to a degree. But 6 fucking people? C'mon. They hold equipment up for literally hours whilst they take turns doing their set and talking. Surely it isn't even worth it.

Fat cunt who uses the Smith machine for one hour straight doing dumb ass exercises like glute pushes (don't know what they're called) with almost no weight for 50 reps. Doesn't wipe down her sweaty ass bench after either.

>>39696865
>Not crushing the dog and eating it for gains.

Don't you want to leave humanity behind?

>>39695161
You faggot. You stand around looking directly into his eyes every rep of every set. Then you do the polite thing and help him rerack the weight and lend a hand to get him off the motherfucking bench and to the street.

I’m a homegymfag now, but back in the day I absolutely hated the upbeat friend (and maybe lover) of the owner of my gym. Aggressively socialized during rests, told jokes only worth a mild chuckle, went out of his way to correct people’s form when they benched more than he squatted. Imagine every gay comedy sidekick ever, on added molly, in tight yoga pants. Could not end his miserable life by strangling either because as mentioned he was bff and maybe boytoy of owner, a Russian born monster only speaking in Igor grunts and probably lifting 5pl8 with his ballsack for breakfast. Not someone you’d want to hate you. Ugh.

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Lemme tell you about this cunt

>going to this small gym for two years now
>the guy who set up the gym is three times world champion in powerlifting
>only serious lifters are allowed in the gym >he kicks out all curlbros, machine users, guys with loud mouths, teens and kids
>besides
>besides this one FUCKING KID
>she's the daughter of his friend, both father and daughter are fat as fuck
>the owner tried to help them so he said they can use his gym
>dad is usually curling 5 pound dumbbells in his jeans and sweatshirt, really breaking a sweat there
>meanwhile this FUCKING KID
>I'll go through each of her exercises:

-"""""""""""""Running""""""""""" on a treadmill: It's basically just playing treadmill is a hot lava. You cannot put your feet on it too much or you'll burn. No joking now, she does TWO FUCKING STEPS and then she just lifts herself with her meaty hands by the handlebars, levitates ten seconds in the air, takes one step, two steps, levitates, OH YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN

-"""""""""Cycling""""""""": Same with running, only now she's not even cycling, she's just sitting there

-Lastly, banging on the circuit machine: Just as it reads. She takes off all bars and she's just hardly pulling the safeties so it bangs up and down

May I add, she does this while looking like she just OHP'd 200 kilos. Always wriggling her shoulders about, barely putting one leg in front of the other. Typical "I'm a tired fat fuck" waddle

>her father constantly nags her to work, but meanwhile he leaves for whatever reason and leaves her there, she's just being the most annoying cunt there is
>everytime he's out of the room
>everytime
>you hear "PAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" DAAAADDYYYYYYYY" COOOOOME HEEEERE"
>"PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. YOU GOING SHOOOOOPPPING? BUY ME CHOOOOCOLATEE. AND whatever the fuck she wanted that time
>everything she does that has anything to do with improving her health she's making a face like she's sacrificing herself for the mankind
Comment too long. Fuck this kid

>>39709505
>my nigga

>>39715195
>lets just hate on a father and his daughter who are trying to get in shape

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>>39704996
kek

>>39695195
shes my motivation :']

>>39700980
I feel. My college's gym requires shoes and I can't do jack shit about it.

>>39695527
>being this mad

kekdd

>work as a private trainer
>rent gym
>other trainers are doing memey random might-as-well-be-crossfit shit
>my clients do actual lifting and strength training
>other trainer explaining that squatting below parrallel is bad for your knees
>have a girl repping 205 ATG on squats as he's saying this
>I start openly talking about sheer force on ACL/PCL + quad activation making quarter squats worse and how glute+ham activation relieves anterior force on knee and only compressive forces increase in depth on squats
>other trainer gets mad

trolling is too much fun I have an addiction

>>39695848
We go to the same gym anon. Does said hobo ride a bike?

That fucking manlet who walks around with ILS and is constantly fluffing his hair up to hid the fact he's a manlet.

>>39703660
Its not a "strict" ohp if your lower body moves

>>39695527
>hes got a gf
>i dont
>b-but muh strenght
typical /fit/

>>39715574
THE DAUGHTER IS NOT TRYING NIGGER

I don't hate on fat people who are trying to get better, I hate those who don't try

>>39695161
That fucking paki with the head-wrap that only does bench/deadlift and never re-racks after

>>39718826
i dont need a gf when im cocoon moding

>>39699891
>europoors will argue this
Fuck the metric try and fight the nazis by yourselves this time

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>tfw take a huge shit before going to the gym

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>>39720121

>be me about two years ago
>eurofag
>show burgerland exchange student my gym cause I’m nice like that
>rather nice guy but as soon as he sees a gym from the inside he transforms into an obnoxious twat shouting bullshit
>imagine a pale white, and half as old PT Fletcher for reference
>straight out challenges the most buff dude he can find to a bench-off for reps
>somehow struggles with plate math because used to US weights
>ends up loading 5pl8 euro weights
>like twice his DL 1rm if not more
>probably thought our plates were actually balloon animals
>skepticalcostanza.png
>I try to stop him but buff guy shakes head, let him try
>as the challenger, burger is to go first
>tries to actually bench
>bar slams down onto his chest with mach 3
>so long faggot rip in piece
>buff dude nonchalantly stops it a literal half second before it gruesomely kills him (burger still probably damaged his elbows in the process)
>shoos him off the bench
>does a single rep
>he won
>mfw

>>39695161
>The girls who take up one squat rack each, even though they work out with the same weight and together, with hour-long breaks between:
>The assholes who occupy the swuat rack for ANYTHING OTHER THAN SQUATTING AND OHP, the latter only if all the power racks are occupied.
>The assholes who smash their weights as if their lifes' depended on it on exercises where it absolutely isn't neccessary
>The people who take a bench/seat to sit on during rests. Fuck off.
>The guy who walks sits right next to me, even when it's very clear I'm doing flies, and need some space.

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Trigger warning!
I work out with one of my best friends. Half of the time we just chat, and it drives some people in the gym nuts. Especially the guy who works the front desk.
But whatever fuck you i pay the due, i should be able to do what i want.

On topic: There's this old dude, kinda strong, who sits on the machines for hours looking at his phone and texting. Probably goes to the gym to get away from his wife and kids or something. Also if you ask him to "work in" while he's sitting on a machine doing fucking nothing, he says something like: I have a few sets left. And then proceeds to doing fucking nothing and hogging the machine for another hour or so.

>>39706272
A pl8 weights the same in burgerlard and in the rest of the world: 20kg or ~45lb.

>>39706528
Just because they're stronger doesn't mean their shit isn't all retarded. Grow a back bone, anon.

>>39695161
Myself

Sad frogman pic

>>39720449
pl8 is 20kg / 45ish idiot measure, no matter what

in case you mean he had only plates with kg numbers on them and took them as 1:1 lbs or at least converted wrong topkek indeed

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That Chinese fob who always asks how many more sets on the squat rack you have with her shrill impatient voice then when she finally gets the rack does like a million sets with 95lbs. How you going to act like I'm holding you up when you hold the whole gym up?

>>39721816
yeah should have specified his math error. later admitted he thought 20kg equals only 25lbs (or something like that) lol

>>39696865
doggie is self conscious about his bulk

>irish
>wear a shirt with a big clover on it, it's a pretty stylized clover
>this fucking lanklet sipping an energy drink came up to me asking if I was feeling fit midrep
>"yeah sure"
>now every time he sees me at the gym he just asks me if i'm feeling fit and sniggers like a creep
>he even comes up to me to say this autist shit while i'm chatting up qts and acts as instant pussy repellent sending women away whenever he draws near

I fucking hate autists

>>39721843
>Chinese

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>>39696853

>>39695267
This pretty much

The three people who're better looking than me are the only people i don't like

That fat faggot that comes with his fat faggot son, hogs the only bench at the gym for an hour. Loads 3 pl8s but only does 1/4 ROM and acts like he is hot shit.
Every week I had to skip bench or wait and hour untill he finishes his retarded shit. I go at a different hour now but one day I'm going to wait for him and ask him to do full ROM and see how he brakes his neck.

>>39701404
I was just in the zone man. The first thing that popped in my head was violence. Don't worry anon I checked myself and doggo is probably at home comfily eating his own anus as we speak.

>>39722453
Since I go at a different time now I've come to know another faggot of the skeleton supersetter type.
Goes to the smith machine, loads 1 pl8 does 3 1/4 ROM reps and fucks off to do cable pulls, does 3 reps and then goes to take a pair of 10kg dumbells, goes to another smith machine sits there and does flies, repeat for one hour.
I hate supersetters in general, take all the equipment and do jack shit.

This other girl, I don't hate her, I just think she is dumb. Squats 2pl8 which is the most I've seen someone squat there, but then she super sets it doing leg press, like what's the fucking point.

The gym owner was a bodybuilder and gives stupid advice, like don't lock your elbows in the press or don't lock your knees in the squat, going below paralel will hurt your knees etc; whenever I've followed his advice I've fucked my shit up, now I just say "yeah thanks" and keep doing my own stuff.
I think he is the reason most of the people at this gym are supersetters and don't actually lift proper and mock around doing jack shit.

>>39695527
You need to never fucking use this XD meme again even if you're attempting to use it ironically

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>>39722421
>tfw homegym shared by mom/dad and older brother

>>39698406
I'm scared this might be me but I'm 22 and lifting for two years

>>39722215
You don't seem like a lucky guy

>>39702005
Sick gains, pepe

>>39723858
dont tell me what to do

>>39700779
>>39709072
it's also shopped. though the original is still spectacular

>>39695161
:/ ohhh man other people coming to the gym :o

>>39695410
your a sick fuck you know that >:(

I get to the gym early. Few people, barely need to interact. Plug in headphones and ignore everything. People probably hate me for using equipment they want but I don't care. The answer to your question will always be "I don't know."

I used to work out with a deaf guy. We had a nice thing going. Then I left.

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>>39695161
why are gymfags such a spiteful angry bunch of faggots? ur all so mad at everyone, even people bettering themselves in the gym; it's almost as if all this gym work is compensating for some inner hatred and the insolence toward others is a way of bolstering you're esteem. like at least you're not THAT retard...

My gym actually has a good amount of cages so i can do 5x5 with 3 minute rests and still no one would complain.

>>39695527
u jelly?

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>>39699975
>tfw thought you were someone at my gym talking about me

>>39695161
your fault idiot you should have kicked him off the bench once he was done.Also why didnt u bench in the squat rack instead of waiting 50 mins

>>39712517
>He walks up to me, basically puts his dick on my lap and signals at me to flex

hahah holy shit this has me fucking dying man

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>>39729494
A real man would just bench the squat rack itself, gayboi.

>>39706405
>-The dudes who always and forever wear the same clothes
'

Fuck off NYR bitch

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>>39724615
>>39722215

>>39729540
>not wearing your lucky gym clothes for PR attempt
speaking of which
>washing the luck right out of your lucky gym clothes afterwards

never gonna make it

>>39729748
autism

>>39730510
being a salty hater is bad for your sodium levels

>>39695161
you're kind of a fag yourself for not asking to just share bench. i know where you're coming from though but trust it's better to compromise than waiting for everything to be the way you want it to be because this is rarely the case

>>39695743

So that's why they ask for a towel, interesting, i have never used machines so i never used the towel at all, but the staff keep saying i needed one

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>>39695161
>that one guy
>at least 2-3 times a week at the gym
>looks are a mix of skinnyfat and dyel
>he's not that young anymore, lets say 29
>kinda autistic only talks to the very few people he seems to know
>wearing sweatpants and old t-shitrs in the gym
>smells like a pile of horse dung, even I can smell it
>mfw when this is me and I'm the person who i hate most in the gym

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Why the fuck roidfags feel so fucking threatened by strong natties even if i look dyel?

This is the first time im going to a public gym and the assblasted roidfags are getting out of hand, my routine consist of heavy weighted pull ups, heavy weighted dips and deadlifts and have had at least 3 roidfags try to challenge me doing vainy shit like

>going where i'm resting (i'm really asocial so i rest really far of mirrors and shit) and start flexing and taking their shirts off while being at my side (the mirror isn't even in the area)

>moving my plates, kicking them or stuff like that (I actually said to that guy that i was using them and then he apologized and become really friendly, what the fuck)

>getting really physically close just to see how i react

funny thing i look dyel because my routine is purely strength based, those guys are mad and i don't even know why.

At least i know now who is the guy who posts "weighted dips *tips fedora*" threads

>>39730936
they are actually hitting on you

this is bona fide roid flirting

>>39731130

but that means they want to fuck me or that i could get my dick wet into some gorilla

>>39731180

no homo

>>39731130
this
roidfags are barely human anymore and this is the only way they know how to interact with anyone.

they're trying to make contact

>>39695385
I do this with bench. I sit there during my five minute rest periods with four plates on the bar, and go out of my way to offer anyone waiting for a bench the opportunity to work in.

They never take it. Hopefully because they are intimidated by the weight, possibly because I wear tights.

>>39731130
This

>>39695161
Should have worked in and outlifted him to put him in his place.

Usually this is how it goes
>some dude is in squat rack or on bench egolifting
>ask how many sets they've got left
>"just started :^)"
>"am i ok working in?"
>"y-yeah i guess"
>"ok strip the bar im gonna do some quick warm up sets"
>sqaut bar x5, 40kg 5, 1pl8 x 5
>"you wanna go dude?"
>guy gets ego boner and continues thier set of 80ish kg
>put on 2pl8 pkus, lift it for reps
>as soon as im finished guy says "i-im finished now" and goes because he doesnt want to have to compete and embarass himself
>you have squat rack/bench to yourself

use your meme strength to your advantage.

>>39731180
depends if they’re power bottom or not

generally the more their balls have shrunk the less they fancy being the fucker instead of the fuckee

don’t take my word for this though back at uni we had a roid gorilla who made it a habit to plunder dyel booty as some sort of crass powerplay fetish

>>39731322
where can I acquire such a powerplay roid daddy?

asking for a friend.

>>39703278
I always put them on my traps/shoulders.
Am I snapping soon?
~80kgs|175lbs

>>39731394
>no homo