I just got bit by the fit MILF bug I don't know what is

>>39693722
ur lowering ur standards desu, u pathetic little man

>>39693733
They look pretty careless and horny

>>39693722
Yeah buddy most women over 35 don't look like Ava Addams. You're gonna pull of that bra and witness what 2+ kids did to those tits and go flaccid in record time. The ones that have held together are mostly with rich husbands. There are a few that are divorced or cheaters, but they're gonna be tough to find.

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Lads

>>39693722
MILFs like used cars. You can get a good deal and there's definitely a lot bang for the buck, but you're still just using it for the few remaining miles it has left on it.

>>39693797
it's like test driving a used car with no intention of really buying it and then leaving the dealership and never looking back

>>39693834
Yeah and it's still better to test-drive a new car.

>>39693845

kuk

>Implying young grills know anything other than whatsapp and Starbucks
30-35 sex is top sex

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>>39693865
>I need someone else to teach my girl how to fuck before I can enjoy myself

>>39693898
>>39693898
Enjoy your Virgin fella
Missionary is really cool

>>39693755
Well... My experience is that bad breasts are bad breasts. Age doesn't help but being young isn't a guarantee they will be great either.

You guys are overthinking it. You see an opportunity to get laid, you should take it.

>>39694092
I'm not disagreeing, I'm saying MILF fetishism isn't anything like porn.

You may as well say "I like having sex with conventionally attractive women no matter their age", which isn't MILF fetishism, it's fairly normal.

>>39693917

>implying virgin gf won't do anything you tell her to do
>implying that everything isn't new and exicting for her

real talk though if girl is attracted to you she will do anything you want

if she isn't, missionary only, just get it over with duty sex

You're picking up on the wrong biological cues. Basically you're a latent bisexual bottom. You secretly want to be the girl.

>>39693845
They're not reaaallyy new cars though, they might look new, but they've all had like 50 dicks in them already

>>39694287
Yea I mean each new car on the lot has had dozens of men inside of them anyway.

Why should your girlfriend be any different?

>>39694304
Ideally you want one that hasn't, but finding one is pretty hard work these days.
And snagging one as soon as it leaves the factory is frowned upon unless you're John Podesta or a Muslim.

>>39694151

a-are you hitting on me, anon?