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>tfw your father is handsome but you look like a pig >tfw

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>tfw your father is handsome but you look like a pig
>tfw you'll never surpass the old man
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welcome to the club, he beats me without even trying


I sometimes feel like genetics was a bit harsh to me
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I wish my dad would fucking die already. All he ever does is talk down to me. No matter what I do he always has something to say about it, it's never good enough.

He's a fat fucking drunk and I don't expect him to be around longer than a few mores years. Good fucking riddance.
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>>39693205
t. Insecure child
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What's even worse is when your dad is charming and charismatic and you're an autistic shut-in who posts on 4chan.
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>>39691757
just the opposite for me, dad was ugly, and I'm damn fine.
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>>39693205
Hey bro, my dad was kinda like that
>drunk
>verbally abusive some times
>depressed
>complainer
>stayed in bed all day

He died monday evening. I helped him get his pants on before the ambulance came to the house and I didn't even say I loved him before he went. That was the last time he was conscious before he died.

I wish I had told him I loved him one last time, even though he was an asshole and I didn't like him, I still loved him and now I'll never be able to tell him again.

Don't take your parents for granted.
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Your dad is probably fucking your mother right now while you are busy posting on /fit/

Get cucked
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>>39693597
I don't want to fuck my mom though
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>>39693205
At least he actually acknowledges you and talks to you
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>your dad is handsome
>you're handsome to
>your dad has great beard genetics and hairy thick forearms
>you have twig forearms with hardly any hair on them

just-
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>>39693597
>implying my parents aren't divorced
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>>39691757
>more attractive, fit and successful than your dad
>still single and friendless

J
U
S
T
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>>39691757
Blame your mom. You get most of your genetics from your mother.
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>>39691757
desu like >>39693944 said, i blame my mom for making me a failure but eh, old man was an asshole when i was born, he wanted to fugg other girls and have kids fucking everywhere but at least he regrets all the shit he has done now
>inb4 your dad was alpha
Maybe before but now he is just a old beta man that wished to go back in time to fix everything and make me a little (i hate to use this term) Chad just like he was

But now, a-at least i'm an alpha intellectually and know my shit and how to be successful
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>>39691757
>tfw your father and built and now you are too. Thanks dad
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>>39693399
So you are your dad's wife's son.
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>>39691757
>Start lifting
>Dad is proud of me, but keeps saying "when I was your age..."
>take him to gym to try and outlift him
>he warms up with 1 plate, 20 reps
>oh shit
>hits 3 reps at 365 despite no gym for 5+ years
>I fail 4th rep at 275
56 year old dad is still stronger than me
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>dad was really into sports in high school
>part of a undefeated Minnesota basketball team one year

>never into sports besides baseball
>dropped out of that after elementary school
>was just kind of a lazy gamer for the rest of my MS/HS years

Though now that I've gotten into fitness and entertained the idea of doing stuff like wrestling, he's warmed up to me a lot. In more of a "Finally something we can talk about".
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>tfw your father is getting old
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>>39693910
>I don't have big arms
DAMN YOU, GENETICS!!!
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>parents have good and bad facial features
>get only the bad from both
Great
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>>39691757
>tfw your dad is 185cm and you're 170cm
goddamn mom genetics. she's 155cm and i'm perfectly in the middle
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>>39694395
Old man strength is real
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>>39691757
Fucking hell I know that feel. My dad was handsome as fuck when he was my age. I'm not ugly but I sure as hell am not as good looking as he was. Plus he's olive colored from being Italian and I got my mom's side's shit tier pasty easily burned skin.
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>>39691757
>tfw when your dad fucks your 19 y/o GF
>That feeling when she tells you when she is drunk
>tfw when your dad is the first man to make her cum
>tfw when he made her cum twice

Cucked out by my own father, get on my level
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>>39694544
kek literally me
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>>39691757
>tfw dad is legit the most trustworthy reliable friend I'll ever have in my life
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>tfw dad is gonna die soon
>he's never going to see his grandchildren
>he's never going to see his son be successful
>most importantly
>he's not gonna see his son make it
How am I supossed to make it with my dad dying so young? FML
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>tfw more handsome than your father
>tfw youre a virgin and your father has sexed many attractive women in his time
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>>39694697
Hang in there anon. His spirit will help you make it
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>>39691757
>taller than my dad
>more masculine squared off jaw than my dad
>better facial hair genetics than my dad
>better overall hair genetics than my dad
>tougher, higher pain tolerance than him
>better teeth
>better skin
>no addicted to alcohol
>no criminal record
>no debt to anyone
It sounds like my mother was the best thing to ever happen to him, and his selfish ass threw that away. I was raised by her, and he had the nerve to say that boys raised by single mothers grow up to be faggots, when I am half his age and have surpassed him in nearly every way. I have bedded more women than him in less than half the time. I have done more things that I enjoy with my life than him. I'm not indebted to anyone financially. I make my own way. And I am happier than him.

The only thing I feel for the old man is pity anymore. Pity that he had two sons with a woman who is weak. Pity that one of them is a video game addict and the other is a complete asshole. Pity that he's destroyed his body through years of alcohol abuse and hard labor working jobs he had no business working. Pity that I was closer to his mother, my grandmother, when she died than he was.
I want to say that I love him, but at this point "love" is code for "pity".
I just want to try to be there for him however I can, to try to help him see the error of his ways and actually accept me fully as his son. Maybe we could both grow from it. But I don't know. He probably doesn't have much time left. I'd say maybe 10 years.
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>>39691757
Know that feel.
>Old man play state rep footy
>Handsome and chiseled
>Fighting off bitches, even in his 40s

I'm a doughy oaf with a receding hairline.
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>>39691757
>tfw your dad was only like 7/10 in his prime but he was a sports-playing Chad with lots of friends and gfs and you ended up with a lot of your mom's shitty genes so you didn't even have a chance to surpass him
He's fat and old now so I'm just lifting to physically intimidate him into never making me feel like a little man again.
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>>39695074
daddy issues the post
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>father getting old
>seeing my hero little by little becoming a shadow of that tall strong guy who always knew the right answer to anything.

Feels bad man
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>>39695074
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>>39695187
It happens.
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>>39694675
>tfw never had a deep connection with my father
>tfw he tried to but his interests aren't mine
>tfw he just wants to spend time with me like he did with my older brother who passed away long ago
>tfw feel like a pos when declining him
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>>39691757
>tfw you'll never surpass the old man
If it's any consolation, he is probably as disappointed as you are.
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>>39695217
As long as you are using your father as a reference point for success, you will always be a failure.

Closure is power others exert over you, seeking it makes you weak.
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>>39695318
Thanks, Anon. I'll think on that.
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>dad has a nice full beard
>I take 10 years to grow my beard out, and even then it's still fucking pathetic
It's not fair.
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>>39693597
DAD fucks MOM while YOU hit the GYM HARD
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>>39693423
sorry to hear that bro, my parents died last month and they died like a month apart so it was fucked up. I know that feel brah
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>tfw better than dad in every way
>no male role model in life to look up to
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>>39691757
My dad is a 5'9" manlet who has never lifted in his life. He will never be half the man i am.
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>dad is bearmode with broad shoulders, big wrists and arms, and insane forearms from working hard
>one of those old school types who knows how to do everything himself from fixing engines, plumbing, electrical stuff, hunting, fishing you name it
>was too much of a spoiled little shit sitting on the internet all day to appreciate all the knowledge he tried to pass unto me until my late teens when I finally wisened up
>now 21 and moved away to study
>feels bad thinking back on all the practical knowledge I could have had about everything had I just helped him out with stuff when he asked me to instead of refusing because of WoW raids or whatever
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>your parents will die in your lifetime
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>>39696264
Hahaha he will die knowing how much of a fag you are. You literally had only one chance at being a good teenage son and you disappoint him
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>>39693934
This, who /brokenfamily/ here?
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>>39696397
some people are better off divorced

my parents should get a divorce desu senpai
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>tfw dad is more autistic than you
>only ever had a girlfriend during vacation and she left him when she went home, he still beta-orbited her through letters
>was really fit, good muscles and low bf%
>ended up being a creepy worker at a school at 24 and marrying poor 14 year old girl from that town (my mother)
>over 27 years later she is fat and they still married
>has no friends
>lost his fitness because of multiple injuries from lifting cars
I dont know how he copes with it to be honest. I guess his autism protects him from overthinking and getting depressed
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>>39691757
just like naruto
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>>39696264
I know the feel dude.

I go out working with my dad and learning from him now at 24, but this is shit I should of been doing at 14 really.
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>you found out that your father is a womanizer
>you can't even get a single gf
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>>39693704
kek. low test cuck
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>dad was a super athlete that made tons of money and lived the life of a ultra chad
>I stay at home and don't do much and really never excelled at anything.

Damn... sorry to let you down dad, wish I could have made you proud
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>>39694613
same thing happened to me felt betrayed, and I hate both of them and this was 3 years ago.
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I haven't seen my father in years. I wonder if I'm ever on his mind.
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>>39696695
it was 13 years ago for me, my dad is dead now, so I got the last laugh...

Pretty well over it.
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>>39696454
>lifting cars
weights not good enough for him?
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>>39695430
>Dad
>Chad

Coincidence?
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>>39696397
Parents divorced when I was young. Raised by my grandparents although dad was around (bit of a dick growing up).
Pap died of alzheimer's when I was 17.
Mom manipulated me for the next 6 years but then I cut her off. She died last year.
Gram's depressed and starting on the dementia train too.
Dad's a sad drunk.

Taking it a day at a time.
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