What to do if your parents are gains goblins? >Won't

move out

>>39688873
there's no jobs here.

ear plugs
part time job to afford own food
schedule chores like your workouts to be time efficient
stop being a lazy piece of trash you faggot

How the fuck are you a NEET and unable to pay for your own food? Isn't that what EBT and food stamps are for?

Do you know what people do when they can't get a job?

They start their own business until it either succeeds or you eventually get hired by someone else.

>>39688916
they only give those to people who CAN'T work, not those who choose not to

>>39688867
>>Won't let me sleep enough to recover normally(they go to sleep at like 11 pm and are up by 6 being loud AF, so even if I sleep at the same time as them it's not enough)

Earplugs if you're that desperate, probably a loud alarm clock if that's the case.
>>Keep nagging me about getting a job and moving out and doing chores which further lowers my testosterone via cortisol
Get a part time job, one that hopefully you don't have to commute far (or at all, walking to work is awesome)
>>Won't buy good food so I can't bulk nor cut properly
Buy your own with your newfound money
>>Can't get gf because of their bullshit
They're gains goblins in the purest form, avoid thots at all cost

Classic shitpost

>>39688893
words from the wise

choose your earplugs carefully as wearing them overnight can cause irritation

but who cares about that no pain no gain amiright? #batgains

>>39688886
Move to a different city. Sell all your shit and hitchhike there if you have to. Do whatever it takes to find a job and support yourself.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR TOXIC ENVIRONMENT.

>>39689050
but then ill be poor

>>39689050
It's not a toxic environment.

It's a toxic person.

OP is that person.

>>39688933
Not everyone has the entrepreneurial knack or startup capital to start a business.

>look ma i posted it again

>>39688963
You've obviously never seen ghetto blacks