>you've been super liked! swipe to find out by whom How

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She'd be hot if she wasn't 200lbs overweight

>>39687853
no she wouldnt

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>>39687834
>will put out for good cheese

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>>39687853
>She'd be hot if she wasn't 200lbs overweight

>>39687834
>will put out for good cheese

I want to believe this is just a joke, but shit man look at her

>>39687834
she must put out a lot

>>39687853
>Asians
>hot

>>39687912
Nothing worse than a fat asian

>>39687834
Poor girl really won the genetic shitlottery, hambeast usually have at least a nice pair of heavy tits, this girl has Eugenia Cooney tier cleavage.

>>39687834
>will put out for good cheese
I believe her

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>>39687853

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>>39687879
Lol

>>39687834
>defying asian stereotypes one day at a time

Good. She disgrace to asian race, absolutely disgusting. Little miss piggy please go.

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>>39687888

>>39687834
>Fatty thumbs
>Zero (0) tits
>Box face
>ASIAN
low test af tbqh senpai, head only to avoid lowering test levels.

>>39687834
>defying asian stereotypes
>fat
I guess she wasn't kidding

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>tfw you accidentally super like someone and they don't like you back

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>>39687834
>60 miles away
>fat girl pancake tits
no good

>>39688522
That just looks like a shitty bra, desu. A lot of girls don't know how to get a properly fitting bra. I've seen skinny girls with pancake tits like that too

>>39687870
maybe she means fromunda cheese.

>>39688603

right and you've seen skinny girls with a face like that too?

what runs through your head when you post this stuff

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>delete and remake my tinder at least a dozen times
>got called out on it like three weeks ago
>winter break now so now more uni cuties and I'm slowly going mad

I can't be the only one that hits that reset right??

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>>39688089
keked

>>39687834
Would message and bust fat nutloads on.
She looks bretty fun.

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>>39687853

>hitting a matching stride on tinder
>really uninterested in all of them and still go on dates even though I don't give a shit

I think I may have cut myself off emotionally a bit too much

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>>39687834
sagtits and a scuzzlebutt

bet that stinkbox smells like WHEWWWWWWWWWWW

sardine can

>>39687834
>>39689528
Yeah, maessage her OP, tell her something freaky like "i want to do bad things to you!" and then after she answer, "cum all over your tits, spit on you and slather all that shit with Nutella, then spread it on bread and give it to you."

>>39689127
It's the only way to keep up a decent amount of matches. Their matching algorithm fucking sucks more than their servers

>>39687834
>defying asian stereotypes
that's a new way of saying fat

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>>39687834
>fat
>no tits
wat

>>39688603
obese miss pancaketits detected

>>39688522
Why would you run from her tits when you can clearly see she's disgusting from her face?

>>39689114
the face wasn't even included in the calculation, it literally only references tits.
>moving the goalposts, retarded tripfag edition

>>39687990
ever hear of niggers?

>>39687834
>21
>Asian
>looks 40
Definitely defying azn stereotypes.
Also,
>will put out for good cheese
I'd rather have the cheese myself.

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>>39687834
>33 unique posters
>1 (ONE) tinder pic

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>>39687834
YUCK!

>>39693171
>you seem very insecure

this is what sluts say, always.

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>tinder bitch gives me phone number
>text her
>she never responds

What the fuck is the point of this

>>39689656
>>39689127

How do you reset it? I've been tindering for a year, and I think I've pretty much run out of matches. It seems like it's 50% bots now.

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>>39693305
that's because they'll find someone who will do it

>>39693382
>i just got trolled

ugh

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>>39693315
Cause you were meant to call her u dickweed

>>39693382
>just got trolled

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>>39688522
>if her face is miss piggy, run
>look at her armpit crevice
>tfw you lift for a year and can judge muscle/fat so accurately now

>>39693430
>go to call girls
>my phone's speaker is shit so I can't understand what they're saying
>therefore sound awkward af

>>39693340
i'd do it.

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>>39693528

>>39687912
>not having yellow fever
never gonna make it

>>39693337
just delete your account and remake make it using the same fb account

>>39687834
I'm sorry to say this bro but usually when a girl super likes someone on tinder, it's by accident.

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>>39689127
>>39689656
What are you people doing, I live in a mediocre city in mediocre country in Europe and I end up ignoring most of my matches because I couldn't physically hold up all those conversations

>>39687853
>t. Beta loser

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>Dude just get a tinder, you're in a college town, you'll be rolling in sloots
>Assemble best-looking pics I can find
>Make brief, non-offensive bio
>Listen mostly to metal, but make spotify song Clutch so I don't scare any qts away with black metal or slam or something
>zero matches
Dude, fuck this app.

>>39688522
Its amazing how quickly you lean to spot their lies

>>39687912

dont talk shit about my racefu you queer

>>39694484
It takes time before you get any matches, tinder follows its own brand of bullshit logic.

Like how it's heavily favoured towards women who get significantly more matches than men do, but they 'like' less often.

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>Ashlyn, 22
>Hogwarts School of Magic
>Full-Time Mermaid
>Love laughing, dancing, adventure, and travel
>NOT here for hook-ups!!
>My son Tanner is the most important man in my left, next to Jesus
>Probably swiped right for your dog
>9000 emojis
>song is some top 40 club shit
Repeat

>>39694628
see what I see is
>NY Uni
>USA Today
>NSA Finder
I live in Wisconsin

>>39694654
Yeah same. Bots to real girls are like 4:1 and when I do get real girls, they're either single moms, vapid basic bitches, hamplanets, or all three.

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>be on tinder
>see this on every girl's profile

>>39694628
>>NOT here for hook-ups!!
>on tinder

aren't women getting enough fucking attention that they feel the need for further confirmation on dating apps?

jesus christ this angers me

>>39687834
>a face this fat
>not having tits

>>39693315
Happened to me last week.
You can't win. If you call, they think 'wtf , why didn't he just text, ignore' or if you text they think you are too passive.

>>39694685
Holy shit lol thats an unironic "random" copypasta

>>39694685
fucking ch00n for song tho.

>>39688522
>tattoos
>pig face
>fake eyebrows
the tits are not even the worst thing about her

>>39693445
>>39693414
aren't you guys up do date with that hot 2008 internet slang?

>>39695152
The meme cop busts another criminal

>>39693528
>no homo

What does it mean if I get tons of black girls matching me on tinder and messaging me? My first pic is a shirtless 6 pack pic.

EVERYTIME I come across a black woman on tinder or bumble, it's a match, and 90% of the time, they message me first. I'm seriously considering just going over to the dark side.

Black women are very down to earth anyways

>>39695317
Black girls love white guys. I fucked quite a few in VA when I was stationed there.

One thing I'll say is they definitely don't groom as well as white girls. Stinkier too so be prepared for that.

>>39695317
>>39695359
I'm black myself, and I match WAY more often with White girls than with any other race.

From Virginia by the way

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>>39687834
You high test fags have taken it far enough.

>>39687853
If my sister had wheels she'd be a tricycle

>>39693382
>haaaha i just got trollled

whataroo?

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How did I do?

No reply yet but I'm p sure I've got her hooked

>>39696058
Downside is she's so dumb, she's never heard of Karl Marx.
Upside is she's never heard of Karl Marx.

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Boobioboo

>>39696232
How many matches do you get with this?

>>39696232
I can visualise the Fedora hiding on top of that pic

>>39687834
>casual racism is okay when chinks do it

>>39696058
upside, she is dumb.

>>39694694
Yes, the one made-up hyperbole tinder wasn't getting enough attention and made a decision on behalf of all women.

>>39696255

He's not wrong despite the fedora mentality

>>39696294
I'll give you that, he's not.

>>39693382
Why the fuck would you not train your chest?

>>39693340
>literally anything
I'd do it but i wouldn't want my first dick suck to be gay

>>39694628
>-lyn
This is a universal sign for basic white teen sluts passed their prime. Stay away. The sex isn't even good and most are like 2 pills away from being junkerinos it they're not already

>>39696406
>balls not touching
I really don't see how this is gay at all as long as you say no homo first

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>>39687834
met a sloot off tinder
How often per week am I supposed to ask to hang without seeming needy?

>Back home for the holidays
>3 weeks with a lot of time to fill
>Considering getting tinder for the first time

How poor of a decision is this?

>>39696488
How much self respect do you have despite how fit you are physically

>>39696470

Once or never.

If you get rejected neg her in a friendly manner, then take (((her))) out anyway & without asking.

>>39695478
My sister does have wheels.
She has to push them herself sometimes...

Any success stories of cutting the bullshit and just asking for the hookup right off the bat?

>>39693382
>extremely empathetic is a strength.

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>>39687853
>there are people out there who would fuck mulatos

>>39687888
Destroyed

>>39693171
Taking it in the ass is not gay. The male g-spot is in the butt

>>39689573
T.virgin

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Yeah, I know that feel OP. Look at this tank I just matched with

>>39693382
>empathetic, good leader
>impulsive introvert
Something's not adding up here

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>>39687834
>mfw I didn't know people were notified when you super liked them
If anything was a confirmation I'm going to die alone, this would be the one

>>39697370
It's bulking season. She's perfect!

>>39697370

Well who forced you to swipe right on that? Moron...

>>39697505
I swipe right on everything. No point in taking the time to actually decide as 99% never get back.

So I just wait to see what matches I do get.

>>39696232
>holding the creme brulee while she torches it
Fucking dumb cunt

>>39689114

kek

>>39696232
ask if he wamts to hang

>hear all my bros invested tinders
>"yeah i got laid through tinder
>"what she look like

>"she was fat as fuck
>"eh a 6
>literal hook nose dogs

im hanging with the wrong people or im not making enough money to get escorts

>>39697548

>she
>Gary

>>39695164
Kek

>>39695359
Stationed? Whereabouts? Ft. Belvoir here.

>>39697631
Didn't see the name, just the feminine frame

>>39697576
judging by the way you write you are hanging around the right people

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>>39697690
not sure if caring about syntax on a tinder thread is an insult

>>39694628
>adventure
The fuck do you mean, slut? Like actually, what the fuck are you talking about?

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Tinder is only good for trolling sloots. If they can handle the bants, they can get the pipe.

Pic related: She told me she was Steph Curry in the kitchen. She didn't like my follow up and unmatched me.

>>39697709
thats why you and your mates cant get proper poontang

>>39691654
no

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>>39697792
>mates
>poontang

some irony

>>39697789
>that stupid dog face shit
>literal nigger
cant get worse than that

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>>39697832
atleast I can pull 10/10s
pic fucking related

>>39697900
if those are your 10s im sorry

also
>yuro
lolcya

>>39697925
>if those are your 10s im sorry
they are 10s and you know it

>>39688089
just looked up Eugenia Cooney.
fucking lol

>>39696150
kek

>>39697789
Are you black or just extremely desperate?

>>39697958
A collective 10 kek

>>39687912
> not wanting an avg asian gf

GTFO of /fit/ new cuck


i miss feelbrah

>>39693171
wow I wish a woman wuld plug my ass

>>39697401
>not being extremely unempathetic, arrogant, smart and not able to keep more than 1 actual friend at a time

>>39693562
met this Italian guy during exchange who was like 160cm tall and he had a very strong yellow fever

yellow fever is for low test men

>>39693171
What a loser, there's nothing gay about prostate stimulation.

>>39694628
>My son Tanner
>Not Jamal

>>39696232
If this guy was ripped/good looking he'd slay pussy with that opening.

>>39697534
>I swipe right on everything
This is how you get put in the shit queue.

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>>39699595
Fuck me man. I live in Monterey and so many hot asians. Last weekend I carried a past out girl from my car to her friends couch. 5ft nice tan Asian with booty shorts on.

>>39694628
holy fuck you nailed it completely

I've taken out several girls from Tinder and try to hook up with them and they keep giving me the "is this why you wanted to take me out?" or "maybe we should wait until the second date"

what the fuck, I just want sex. Stop trying to get me into a relationship. I made that shit clear.

>>39687863
This nigger knows what's up

>>39699804
>I live in Monterey and so many hot asians
so i was born there, where is the nightlife? my cousins suck at giving me local watring holes

>>39687834
Tell her that you have good dick cheese

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>232 MATCH
>lot of them arent even from my country (France) because i wanted to boost my ego
>now focusing on my country
>i'm dyel but still get matches.
>i think the next date will be that 18 yo girl i have the phone number
>been talknig for a while
>i can feel shes a bit jealous when i talk to the bitch i had a date with before and the problem shes causing and why i dont wana date that girl

been alone for more than two month, but actualy stoped fucking ex a month ago or so.
i feel lonely, i want cuddles, and i want to fuck.

>dyel
>6'3
>brown hair
>green eyes
>i dont like my chin its too forward
>girls like it aparently

guess i'm not so unlucky finaly.

>>39687870

>will put out for good cheese
hope OP is uncut

>>39697789

I thought it was funny

>>39700304
Nice blog though

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>>39700357
thanks

>>39700304
>PakBllung

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>>39693340
Why can't i get a girl who i match with to say this to me.

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She unmatched me straight away.

>>39700512
lul xD you really pwned her there!!!!!!! so epic!

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>>39693382
>strengths: extremely empathetic, good leader
>weaknesses: impulsive introvert
>haha I just got trolled
Wouldn't even reply after that tbqhwy

>>39695392
Guess we're all gonna be mocha coloured in a few generations.
Neat.

>>39693382
NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39687912
this

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How about the "if you voted for trump, swipe left" meme

Girls don't even want a real man these days lol
Pic dump incoming

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>>39702238

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>>39702250

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>>39702257
I can keep going if y'all want

>>39702257
Dime a dozen typical "not your typical girl xDD" girl.

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>>39702271
Sure senpai I'm enjoying them.

>>39702271
>>39702250
>>39702238

You're a fucking loser if you let a few political differences sway your attractive to a female. But then again, you are a 4channer.

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brehs

>>39702305
ewww lmao

typical beta with yellow fever detected

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>dating apps

>>39687863
exactly

>>39702305
Connie Sousanousapon?

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>>39702327
>shitimbald

>>39702295
attraction*

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>tinder won't work with my stupid fucking jewbokk

These fucking SMS confirmations

>>39702305
her nose is bigger than her mouth
go in for a kiss and wake up lost and starving in one of her nostrils

>>39694628
>not here for hookups

Wrong!

They just don't want to feel guilty for getting pounded out

>>39702305

she has a black woman's nose

why?

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>>39687853

How do I break up with a girl
Do I just text her "hey let's meet" and then she unsuspectingly comes to the meeting and gets dumped and goes home depressed? Or do I tell her beforehand that I want to break up and we should talk in person?
Dumping gf of 2 years and this is going to be pretty awkward

>>39696294
>implying the desperate males on dating apps are any better
All of you are some broken ass motherfuckers if youre seriously using a dating app, regardless of gender. Seriously using those apps attracts hordes or undesirables from both sides.
>pretending the guys are any better
Get over yourself, youre just as bad if not worse

been seriously dating a girl i met on tinder, she says im the first person to make her cum

shrug

it can work out

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>>39702271

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>>39687834
She goes to my school.
>60 miles away
Nigga what the hell you doing

I'm the biggest fucking virgin on earth and I wouldn't hit. Enter at your own risk OP.

>>39697674
>anger recedes after finding out its a guy
Someones mentally unstable

>>39702408
Why wear that if you have no shape?

>>39702520
she does have a shape

>>39699804
>i got to hold a passed out girl, horrah
Jfc how desperate and pathetic are u

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>>39702295
>>39702289
>>39702499

Make America Great Again

>>39700254
Monterey ca is for old white people llol

>>39702499
>talk to me about Alexander Hamilton

Bitch doesn't know shit about the founding fathers. Some all-black musical about Hamilton comes out where people sing so normies think they're learning and suddenly bitches think they know shit.

Show me the tinder profile that says "talk to me about the federalist papers" and ill show you a diamond dick

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>>39702542

Pretty much done here

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>>39702542
>match with 8s and 9s on bumble all the time
>they never fucking message me

>>39702570
the fuck is bumble?

>>39702295
it's a red flag

>>39702569
well? what does your bio say?

>>39702574
a bee

>>39702557
>implying your dick has any value

>>39702574
same shit as tinder but if you match the girl has to message first and within 24 hours

so tinder for betas

>>39702587
>you should always submit because she has a vagina

>>39702569

"If you can't handle me when I bulk you don't deserve me when I cut"

>>39702576
Not necessarily

One of my fuck buddies is a Trump supporter, while i'm strongly against him (Jill Master race). She's strongly against the Green Party. Ultimately, we don't give a shit since we are not autistic.

>>39702578

this >>39702601

>>39702596
Not where I was going with that, but ok lel

>>39702601
Kek

>>39702408
How is the Tinder scene in Ottawa?

>>39702641
Pretty decent if you're black

Anybody know how Tinder is in Tokyo?

I've never used Tinder before, but I've got mad yellow fever and I'm going to Tokyo for a while

>>39702408

H I G H
T E S T

>>39702408
wood berry

>>39702511
nah still mad

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>>39694484
I don't timber, but sounds like your profile is boring. Make it more true to yourself and don't be afraid if it turns some people off, cause if it does, it will turn some people on.

It's like the mazda miata, some people think it's for fags and some people love fags.

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>>39702570

>>39702327
>shitimbald
every time

>>39702257
>proud plant mom
>women are now so detached from motherhood they're fulfilling their motherly instincts with plants

o how society has fallen

>>39702604
As long as you're not a sign welding super feminist it's cool

>>39702327

>shitimbald

lost hard

>>39697958
put them together and you get about an 11 mate

>>39687834
Asians will never be anything more than a fetish.

>>39702661
Mah mate was dating 4 Japanese gurls in Tokyo last year. 4 of them were fat as fatass

Dating sites/apps of any kind always remind me of a Jeremy Clarkson quote -

>It's like looking at the menu in a Scottish restaurant - not much on there, and nothing you want.

Tinder used to be OK, but now it's like every other dating app/site - only used by ugly/fat girls who can't get anything else.

>>39697312
>Asian
>Mulatto
No you fucking retard

>>39700520
Are you the same butt hurt fatty complaining the fph thread? Same exact retard writing style.

>>39702238
>mfw black who voted for trump
>mfw particularly attracted to alternative girls who are usually hardcore leftists
>mfw they suspect nothing
Hehehehehehehehe

>>39702408
She's enjoying life a bit too much

>>39703806
>mfw i'm FWB with a white Trump supporter who only fucks black guys, as of two years ago

Poetic Irony is pretty neat desu

>>39702295
even tho the women in the picture are clearly implying they dont want to associate with trump supporters
>autism

>>39704007
Nothing's implied moron. They clearly state it.

>>39696232
i love this
please keep it

>>39694628
>"adventure" is in profile
>dog face snapchat filter on 1 or more pics
>NO HOOKUPS!!!!!
>my son/daughter is my WORLD
>probably swiped right for your dog XD

These are the type of women that you'll attract if you're handsome/ripped. Is this really what pussyfag lifters want?

And are they completely ignorant of how fucking basic they are? It makes me cringe so hard when every other profile will have one of these Cosmo-tier shitpiles for a profile descriptor

>>39687853
goes for pretty much all women. It's why they have it so easy, all they have to do is not be obese and they'll have plenty of guys attracted to them

>>39702508

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>>39695392
>>39695317
Weird I'm black and I match the most with Asian and Ara chicks. Must be my beard and hairy arms.

>Mfw talking to asian girl on the phone and she says I sound white
>Mfw black girls don't believe I'm from East London because I sound "posh"

>>39702305
That fucking nose. She'd be alright without it.

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>>39695433
fuarkk

>>39695317
black girls from my experience are just more upfront. a white girl will have a crush on u but would try to wait until u make the first move. because u know, it's against nature for women to pursue men! where as a black girl will just tell u that she finds u cute.

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>>39696232

>>39697370
>6 miles away
>her gut is still near a buffet

>>39702295
Usually it's not me that takes it as a red flag, I've been yelled at by anti trump women

>>39704730
Way to go Tom

>>39704897
She looks like fun desu

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>>39704897
>"community college"
>22
>No I will not come over at midnight to get to know you
>I'm perverted

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I dont really have the guts for tinder most girls my age probably recognize me since my town is only 100k. Also I used to make an ass of myself everyweek at random clubs(semi alcoholic).

Also Im fat 180cm/90kg and dont have the guts to respond when matched. I also have long hair so Im pretty niche

>>39703707
>now it's like every other dating app/site - only used by ugly/fat girls who can't get anything else.
>implying the males that use these apps are any better
you're all in the same shit hole, pretending like the females are worse for being there is why you're single and looking for fucky sucky on a goddamn shitty online app in the first place

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>>39704229
> It's why they have it so easy, all they have to do is not be obese and they'll have plenty of guys attracted to them
>because having guys willing to put your dick in you is the apparent epitome of success
>implying finding a guy willing to put their dick in you is hard, even if you're fat/ugly
>implying finding a guy willing to put their dick in you is the special magic bullet of life
you know, I can guarantee you that you could also find some guys willing to put their dick in you for a nice little trade off to an "easy life"

Should you make a tinder for a small town? Sounds like a bad idea...

>>39697900
mid and left are siblings

>>39702557
>tfw no qt 3.14 to talk about how a Constitution is necessary to replace the Articles of Confederation with

>>39705146

wow man fuckin grow a pair

>>39693340
I'd do it if she was there helping

>>39696500
>Le you have no self respect if you use tinder
KYS, grandpa.

>>39705197
Are you some butthurt roastie or what? Please take your facebook memes elsewhere.

>>39700520
manlets have feeling to, you know

>>39702499
this one thinks very highly of herself

>tfw see woman i see all the time at grocery store
>delete account
bullet dodged

>>39702295
What if they don't like both? Then what?

>>39703206
fuckin kek

>>39702601
whats douchy abut this? truly women can't into humor

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>>39697370
Yeah, but those tittys man

>>39702604
>Jill Master race
You sure are autistic

>>39702408
>those fatceps

Srsly tho, she'd be pretty if she was 100 lbs lighter

>>39694685
thanks for the song...shit slaps mayne

>>39696150

holy shit

still no Tinder, snapchat or instagram on my phone, never been

not getting laid either, but overall it feels pretty good

>>39694628
And now i have a new bio. Thanks m8

>>39706601
Too bad i'm the one getting laid here :^)

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Breh...please dont be a bot

>>39706706
See you at Church on Sunday

>>39707266

Lol you're gonna be the girl

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>every other tinder profile
>planet fitness mirror picture in front of the smith machine with pussy pad on the bar "I probably squat more than you"
>"I probably swiped right for your dog"
>lists her height as 5'10 "I'm probably taller than you"
>profile says she goes to community college and works some retail job "I'm educated and my job is my life"
>"Love good vibes"
>some comment about how much they love food
>some comment about how much of an individual they are
>some comment about how they're "interested" in tattoos
>how the fuck are tattoos an interest enough to define yourself with
>one picture with the dog snapchat filter
>one picture with the flower tiara snapchat filter
what else did I miss?

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>mfw people match me but then never reply back

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>>39702327
>shitimbald

>>39707303
you missed

> I like whiskey
> im fluent in sarcasm
> im a perfect bitch
>one picture doing something sporty with the shitty Polaroid filter
>she and her friends doing so randumb!! OMG
any others?

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Guys, I haven't had a facebook for years, is it worth getting on facebook for tinder? I live in a college town and am having a hard time finding someone between work, gym, and rest. Currently on a cut 5'9 170

>>39700579
Kill yourself, cuck.

>>39702499
>chance the rapper

I swear his base audience is liberal white college girls.

I liked acid rap for a while but after a few spins its like jesus fuck i get it you've got this humble love everyone aesthetic but just let it die

>>39702238
>Tfw banging chicks in LA and they'll never know I voted trump

D E V I L I S H

>>39687912
this
theyre all fucking clones and 4chan has made me hate them even more

>>39704730
He's a supreme gentleman

>>39705627
In social media/hook-up apps?

ALL OF THEM DO

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>>39702295
Liberal women are almost always insane. It turns out that people who thinks it's okay to steal and transfer wealth are not quality people.

>4channer

Enjoying your visit? GET OFF MY BOARD NORMIE, REEEEEEEEEEE!

>>39707654
Most rappers' fanbases nowadays are of liberal white people, nothing new here.

>>39695317
>he swipes right on black girls
disgusting

>>39707266
What a beauty

>>39707266
I'm jelly. What state?

>>39707266
Go on a nice romantic gym sesh then go back to hers for a protein shake and some cardio

>>39687834
>change tinder interest from girls to guys
>for the first time i actually get superliked
Should I just go gay?

>>39704730
this guy's face looks like mine lol

>>>/gif/9765032
does this ever happen?

>>39702305
Ottawabro?

>>39708104
ye ye

cold as shit today

>>39702327
>shitimbald

probably take her out for coffee just for giving me a good laugh

>>39708046
you look like moot then

fuck u moot

>>39708113
Fuckin' right it is. You going to uni?

>>39708210
never ever
>tfw dont want to walk to walmart to buy the $10 packs of chicken cause cold

For a black guy, i'm doing pretty well on tinder

>>39708223

>>eating that second grade protein
>>2016
You are what you eat

>>39708296
what is 1st grade?

>>39694628
You forgot the photo at Machu Pichu or the Eiffel Tower.

>>39696150
underrated

>>39704106
I'm not on tinder for their personality, I'm there to fuck a girl that's attractive. They can be as stupid as they want as long as they're hot.

>>39707526
>Currently on a cut 5'9 170
did you accidentally cut your legs off?

>>39707526
nice swirly hair there, mate

>>39702250
Do your duty to the God Emperor and hit that shit. In the pussy. With your dick.

>>39708288
Where are you located?

I swear only goofy bitches are on Tinder to get gassed up.

>>39708300
semen

>>39702327
We should Gangbang shitimbald

>>39697416
thats the only point of the super like dude

>>39687834
I met a fat asian IRL and her standards were ridiculous. I literally lol'd when I heard her talk shit about another guy for being ugly.

[spoiler]Her slant eyes and all the facial fat means she probably didn't see me do it anyway[/spoiler]

>>39705151
True, Anon. A man's place is not to complain that ho's b ho's, but to empower himself until he becomes a shining beacon that no ho could resist.

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>fat girl
>no tits

You talk about the most shitty genetics possible. The worst part is if you ever come across these genetic defects in public they always try to flaunt what little tits they have to show, it's so disgusting I feel like throwing up.

>>39706600
No, you idiot! Don't fall for the corset! Those tits are propped up on the mountains of fat contained within the corset... they're smaller than they look and her belly is twice as large as it appears.

>>39708584
Northern Virginia

>>39702238
Dude its a god tier meme, They don't say shit when they come over and see a giant trump flag hanging over your bed. Fucked 12 girls off tinder who had "dump trump" shit in their bios. They don't give a fuck lmao.

>>39687912
This

>>39693340
Delonge understands

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>>39704730
I want to try this but I can't be fucked translating it in french

>>39710367
salut, t'as mis quoi dans ta bio et ça donne quoi?