So it finally happened I turned down guaranteed sex last night

gay

>>39680525
casual. my gf knows we gotta bang before i have my second dinner otherwise im too full and i cant be fucked rooting with a stomach full of gains.

>>39680525
a-alpha

thats a bit excessive 2bh

i doubt even olympians have that level of "devotion"

Sex is overrated. I was a virgin until 21 and always thought sex is really important.

Then I had bad sex. With time i got better. Then I had very good sex. Got bored. I am into anal, so that must the the reason. Anal once a week. Anal everyday, harder and harder. Got bored. It must be because I fuck the same girl everyday. Fucked 5 different girl regularly, after some weeks only anal. Got really bored. It must be because I don't really love them. Got a girl that I began to love over the course of 4 years. Anal every second day. Got bored.

The problem is that every other aspect of life is also quite boring.

>>39680565
>tfw too intelligent for life

>>39680565
did you try it with another man?

>>39680565
Kind of got this way as well just not as hard as you (didnt have as many partners) but after a while it just seemed like it honestly got in the way of some things, like I didnt have time for it and the resulting energy loss with little pay off caught up to me.
Sometimes I get in the mood and wish I had a girl around but honestly the whole
Want girlfriend, jack off, dont want girlfriend thing is real to me. And desu I honestly like whacking it more than sticking it in.

>>39680683
>Have a dry spell for a bit
>Finally fuck a girl
>She just lays there
>Boring as fuck
>Fuck another girl
>She's just as boring and has bad breath
Fucking hell, I'll stick to jerking it

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>>39680565

a daring combination of bateman with rodgers

9/10

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>thot asks to hang out at 11pm last night
>wantsthed.jpg
>"im too sore from training legs"
>"i cant even walk"
>"a-aw anon, hope you feel better tomorrow"
>mfw i dont even train legs

>>39680565
wtf are you me

>>39680525
Fly eagle. Fly!

>>39680785
D E V I L I S H