>This fat ugly girl probably never gets laid, surely I wont

got a blowjob from a hideous ugly fat chick
Taught to myself there's no way this girl is going to give me a std she may be ugly but it's better than using my hand let me just go for it
got herpes

>>39676769
its the fat ugly girls that slut it up the most since there's no shortage of betas like yourself willing to fuck them

>>39676815

I don't think it's necessarily a beta thing. Lots of perceived alphas fuck ugly fat chicks now and then. Please don't belittle me brah

>>39676769
Sigh... yes.

>Only hot chick I've ever slept with
>9/10 in town for volleyball tournament my lucky stars aligned.
>Figure idc if she's super slutski, worth the risk
Turns out, first guy she's slept with since her boyfriend of 3 years she left over a year before.

>Be desperate as fuck
>Drinking with friends
>Gross desert hoochie outcast I remember from high school
>Literally never seen her even kiss a dude
>Whatever, go for it
>Can't have slept with enough dudes for the statistics to equal danger
>Being this naive
Luckily it was just a scary UTI, 1 Z-Pack and I was good 5 days later.

Low hanging fruit is such a troll

>>39676769
>>39676782
how do I avoid STDs brahs, I've only been with one girl

Do you honestly throw on a condom every time a girl is going to blow you? Do you avoid going down on any girl until you trade std papers or something.

>>39676846
I mean I had an HPV shot so unless shit smells or looks weird giving oral is gonna be very low risk. Receiving oral sex also comes with negligible risk.

lmao I thought I got HIV from this one liberal chick I banged raw. I was so scared for a month but both tests were negative. top kek never doing that shit again.

>>39676782
everyone has herpes anon
they refuse to test people for it unless you pester them

>>39676846
Getting an std from sex is a true fear

Getting one from receiving oral is like shark-attack tier. You have to be putting yourself in the "ocean" and still be an unlucky son of a gun.

I wear a condom every time I get blown. I'm paranoid about STDs brahs. I hit up hookers who do "massages" on Backpage every now and then but I just get a handjob

>>39676916
>paying to get a handjob
>not just doing it yourself

>>39676839
you keep telling yourself that you fat ugly beta piece of shit

>>39676873
If she had horrible dental hygiene and her gums bleed on your dick you gonna get fucked up.

>>39676846
>trade sti papers

you're gonna make it brah

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>>39676974

I'm not fat at all and I think I'm fairly attractive. So yes, I'll keep telling myself that

>>39676901
i knew someone who got antibiotic resistant gonarhea in their throat

shit's fucked can't be treated

>>39676873
HIV doesnt have a look or a smell

i only get blowjobs from prostitutes what is my risk

>>39676975
That's why I plug the holes on my penis before having sex. It's impossible to get an STD by closing them because then there isn't anywhere open for the disease to spread.

>>39677104
Its small as fuck.
Ive been blown by 20+ hookers that have ranged from streetwalkers to some high class escorts and have never tested positive for anything.
Though ymmv

>>39677096
It also doesn't have a high likelyhood of being transferred via oral sex and the infection rate as is for heterosexuals is extremely low in developed nations. Plus it'll be curable in 10 years anyway.

>>39677148
ok, just be careful not to bite yourself when your having a post cunt fish finger sandwich

they've been saying it'll be curable in 10 years ever since it was discovered