>be me >enjoying sweet noob gains combined with dbol >new - /fit/ - Fitness

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2016-12-13 12:29:55 Post No. 39676041
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Anonymous 2016-12-13 12:29:55 Post No. 39676041 [Report]

>be me
>enjoying sweet noob gains combined with dbol
>new haircut
>visit senpai
>cousin (15) exclaims "pecs" and feels my chest for 10-20 seconds
>asks if I've been working out
>flex arm "you tell me"
>"oh my god"
>holds my arm as we walk along the street with her friend later that day
>touches my abs at dinner
>"solid"

Holy shit. What do I do?

Anonymous 2016-12-13 12:30:29 Post No.39676043
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Anonymous 2016-12-13 12:30:29 Post No.39676043 [Report]

stop shitposting

Anonymous 2016-12-13 12:31:08 Post No.39676051
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Anonymous 2016-12-13 12:31:08 Post No.39676051 [Report]

>>39676041
It's not incest between cousins. That being said, don't be a fornicator.

Anonymous 2016-12-13 12:41:09 Post No.39676144
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Anonymous 2016-12-13 12:41:09 Post No.39676144 [Report]

Have treesome with friend, how is that even a question.

Anonymous 2016-12-13 12:42:30 Post No.39676158
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Anonymous 2016-12-13 12:42:30 Post No.39676158 [Report]

0/10
reformat pasta

Anonymous 2016-12-13 04:31:51 Post No.39678034
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>be me
>padre (45) exclaims "spics" and feels my mustache for 10-20 seconds
>asks if I've been working
>furrow my brow "you tell me"
>"dios mío"
>holds my drugs as we walk along the border with patrol
>touches my pickup truck after dinner
>"fuerte"

>mfw

Anonymous 2016-12-13 04:36:19 Post No.39678073
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Anonymous 2016-12-13 04:36:19 Post No.39678073 [Report]

>>39676144
/thread

Anonymous 2016-12-13 04:38:12 Post No.39678090
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>>39678034

Anonymous 2016-12-13 04:39:49 Post No.39678101
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Anonymous 2016-12-13 04:39:49 Post No.39678101 [Report]

>>39678034
Good job compa highest of kek

Anonymous 2016-12-13 04:40:42 Post No.39678109
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>be me
>wife #4 (13) exclaims "Muhammad Muhammad Jihad Kebab"
>asks if I've been killing infidels
>say "you tell me"
>flex my chest, showing bombs strapped to my stomach
>"Allahu Akbar"

>mfw

Anonymous 2016-12-13 04:42:21 Post No.39678124
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>>39678034
Buen hecho amigo

jsdair 2016-12-13 04:42:38 Post No.39678126
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jsdair 2016-12-13 04:42:38 Post No.39678126 [Report]

>>39676041
Holy hell mate you combined 3 obscure memes

Anonymous 2016-12-13 04:43:37 Post No.39678134
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Anonymous 2016-12-13 04:43:37 Post No.39678134 [Report]

>be me, 23, compsci major
>go into a lab with undergrads doing assignments
>see cutie mire me when i walk in, 5 mins later she asks for help
>walk over, look through her code
>pretty good, i instantly see her errors
>sit down, re arrange some of her coding so it makes sense and looks cleaner to boot
>she's still staring
>"d-do you work here?"
>"you tell me"
>she takes the mouse, scrolling through her now perfect code
>executes the script, tests a few things out
>for testing sake, the program asks to enter age
>15
>program smoothly computes maximum amount of cousins in an extended family
>runs perfectly, hear her mutter something under her breath
>solid

>mfw