>Wake up, weigh myself twice, 160lbs.
>Brush my teeth, weigh myself, 162.5lbs.
How the fuck does my weight increase without drinking or eating anything?
>>39673765
Your scale is a little dodgy.
>>39673765
By having a shitty scale
>>39673765
Stop eating the toothpaste you fat cunt
>>39673765
Lose some weight
Either a broken scale, you were on the cusp of the increment cutoff used by the scale, or you were standing differently on the scale causing a slight difference in weight distribution