ATTENTION /fit/ You've heard of manlets, jawlets, and hairlets,

>>39654634
what do u foreigner fucks think about the aussie accent, do girls in ur countries like i because if they do im coming over to cuck you fags out of quality pussy

>>39654634

>being a manlet who can grow full beard and has a deep voice

feels bretty good honestly, could be worse

cunny

>>39654724
Indian accents, anything that makes your H sound like a phelgmy mess, and Asian twinks are all horrifying. Aussie is good, Brit is good. German if aesthetic and or low voiced. American varies

>>39654747
this
I'd change height for voice any day

>>39654806
Easier to respect a short man than a man with a feminine or all around shitty voice

>>39654820
preach, manlets are okay, a guy with a shitty voice you immediately want out of your face, especially if they can't stop talking ughhh

if you hate the sound of your own voice does that mean you have a shitty voice? :(

>>39654844
There's this power lifter at my gym who I respect as far as lifting goes, but everyone he breaks a PR he let's out this horrible squeal, or a "let's go!" That'll make you want to shove pencils in your ears. Destroys his credibility

>>39654866
Post a recording

>>39654866
Not really, some of my friends told me they hate their voices and IMO they're alright.

>>39654634
What about Mike Cernovich?

>>39654866
you don't hear your own voice like it sound for other.
just record it and you'll see how different it sound from what your hear when you talk

>>39654724
Aussie is fucking disgusting but most women just think it's British

Voice Rate thread

vocaroo.com

>low voice
>s goes slightly towards š sometimes
>slight accent (Finland, but some people say I sound Irish??)

>>39654634
I've actually gone out of my way to improve the way i speak. I still eat my words a bit when i first wake up but i get better throughout the day.

We have two people at my work who lisp their r's into w's half the time. Been really motivating me to keep on my dictation

>>39655000
Most people hate their recorded voice, not the one they hear themselves

>>39655037
I've heard women like the creaky rough voice of men who have just woken up

>>39654634
Ok, what kind of accent are we speaking about here ? Cause i can imitate German pretty good, no problem with Russian, same for Polish, French's a bit of a problem, but i can get it right. Chinese the worst of all. So what's the "sexiest" accent say, for a typical English speaking woman ?

>>39655097
Wtf are you imitating accents in English? Why? Do you have autism?

>>39655131
OP here. Definitely autism; just like your height, hair, and salary, you can only fake your voice for so long before women find out you're an autistic lying pile of shit

>>39655084
that also normal
it's not the one your hear so it sound wrong
it's the same for your face on a mirror and a photo

Guess where I am from /fit/

http://vocaroo.com/i/s10NmTToqYAF

>>39655165
pakistan

>>39654750
Your post hasn't gone unnoticed, brother .

>>39655131
People like that. I.e if instead of saying typical English 'the' i say 'ze' (Germans tend to do that) people get interested. That's a way to start conversation going (atleast for me). Also people get impressed by lingual skills

>>39655188
No, people don't like people faking accents
That's cringy as fuck

And German ze sounds stupid

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>>39655188
>unironically starting a sentence with 'ze'
And I thought "le" was bad enough.

>>39655188
Germans don't do that ever, Im a linguist, used to live in Germany and didn't hear it once. Totally cringeworthy.

>>39655188
"de" is more common for Germans than "ze". If anything it's more like "se". Trust me, I've gone through 13 years of the German school system.

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>>39655259
>>39655194
>>39655188
Actually, it's a Polish thing. They taught pronouncing 'the' as 'ze' in schools for a long time before 90s, for reasons unknown, so now a lot of old, educated people still speak like that.

But to the guy pretending accents, it's not by any mean a common knowledge and people think that germans speak like that, so you're cool.

Still, it's better than fucking British accent. I hate it.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Coj9jG8dnS
Tfw people think you're a foreigner

>>39655331
Lol are you putting that accent on? Either way it's great

>>39655331
That's interesting. Did you grow up in the south? And which state are we talking

>>39655331
mirin, how old?

>>39655356
i'm not, I blame all the english tv shows I watched when I was a child, and my friends, I sound 100% different than my parents, people used to ask if I was adopted senpai.

>>39654634
Voicelet here. I'm 27 and sound like I'm 13. What are safe ways to deepen my voice aside from vocal exercises and speaking from my gut??

>>39655377
21
>>39655375
Texas.

>>39654724
pretty much everyone likes aussies

>>39655393
Test e

>tfw 5'10 manlet with a very low voice and good face
could be much worse, lads

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>>39654634

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>>39654634
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Z69XxrK5Au

where am I from//

>>39655624
Northeast US

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>>39654634
>tfw teacher always wanted me to read poems in front of the class because she liked my voice

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>>39655331

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>>39655680
impressive

>>39655331
>this bastardization of english, irish, and swedish accents

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>>39654634
Trueee. Knew a kid in a high school who had a fucking lisp and had a shit ton friends fucking hated his voice everytime he talked. He went onto uni but dropoutes same him at the gym quarter squaring 95 with a pussy pad.

>>39655915
> that guy in the back mirin

tfw stutter ....

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>look up how to get thicc neck
>first video to show up is this unintelligible shit
https://youtu.be/mR7UjCiTVjo