Worst bodies of people you know pic is my schoolmate, thinks

N O L A T S

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>>39654334
goes to CMU

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Jesus Christ that body is hilarious - have you told him how retarded he looks?

>>39654334
Jesus how do you fuck up this bad?

>>39654334
every kid with abs thinks he made it. that's why they never will. they are afraid to lose those abs so they stay at the same shitty frame for life

>>39654378
girls don't fucking care. he looks above average and that's enough for them

>>39654334
I think he has kleinfleter's

>>39654377
Mirin actually

>>39654334
Invite him to a gym sesh with you and just do rows and OHPs

>>39654334
his face is pretty ugly but the body kind of makes up for it, i still wouldn't sleep with him cause he's plain ugly.

>>39654377

Did Tyler1 even play football at college?

>>39654334
How does this happen? What does he do for his routine?

>>39654443
yeh he did actually, i checked on his schools website he played number #28 and was 5'7 at 185lbs

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Those "motivational" facebook posts are the worst.
I don't get it, why do people mire instead of cringe.

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>>39654436
>the body kind of makes up for it

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>>39654436
>that's a nice body
senpai please

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>>39654436
>his face is pretty ugly but the body kind of makes up for it

>>39654377
This guy looks good

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>>39654334

Guy looks like a lean Yung Lean

>>39654493
proteini.si faggets are the worst

most of the time when I see people who wear this shirt they are dyels

>>39654493
what's the point of that picture? he has abs?

why are people so obsessed with abs?

>>39654557
S A D B O Y S 2 0 0 3

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>>39654334

>>39654494
>>39654495
>>39654504

I NEVER SAID HE HAD A NICE BODY, I just said his body makes up for the ugly face, the body looks better than his face that's what I meant.

>>39654557
I DONT WANT TO HURT YOU

>>39654662
>why are people so obsessed with abs?
Women like abs
guys like women
guys obsess over abs to help them get women

>>39654377
I love how his head is the exact shape and size of his breast. makes it look like he has a triangle of boobs.

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>>39654557
>Yung Lean
>not lean at all

>>39654681
how do women even know you have abs if you don't live somewhere where there's summer literally most of the time?

do these guys walk around with no shirt on in the winter or go like "hey baby, i have abs, want to grab a drink"?

>>39654700
Facebook and instagram

>>39654377
hehe xd

>>39654557
shawty you know what it dooooooooooooo

>>39654644

where are you from?
the guy is from slovenia

>>39654826
buraz po svuda ih ima, od Ljubljane do Istre
>PROTEINI.SI
>HERBALIFE
>MASA JE MAMA
>BENČ
>NIXA ZIZU

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>>39654557

lol he doesn't really look like yung lean, at least not in any other pics

cut but nomassormuscle

>>39654395
>he looks above average

objectively false but w/e

How the fuck can I make sure I don't get lopsided abs like these motherfuckers

>>39654395
Yeah, no, his face is definitely not above average

>>39655069
He probably didnt even skip leg day. He is dyel all round and wearing baggy shorts. You cant even see his legs?

>>39655081
I squat 4 plate and deadlift 565. If I wore those shorts some faggot would take a pic of me in public and post it on an Armenian finger painting board saying "lololol LEG DAY SKIPPER!!11!!"

>>39654334
>6'
>7"x5"
Taller

>>39654700
i like to wear hoodies and hide my power level so on the rare occasion i get to slay its a pleasant surprise for her

>hating on people you know
>making it

pick 1 phaggot

>>39655253
You have the same strange shape as i do
Sort of an A from the neck

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>>39654557
his newest song is unironically good

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>he has cancer and his wife left him

>>39654377
>>39654377
He's literally 5'6

Anyone under 6ft

>>39655294
Probably cause he's not big enough.

>>39655253
E.T. Fingers

>>39654334
poznam tega debila

>>39654414
kek

>>39654797
Afghanistan was the best track on the album T B H

>>39655069
and that fat ass gf

>>39655069
>that lack of ass
both of them skipped it desu

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Dude on the left
Kids ran multiple test/ tren / deca cycles and looks like that
Has some kind of weird boney protrusion out of the center of his chest like a third boob

>>39655515
>dude on the right *

My bad. The younger guy. MULTIPLE cycles.

>>39655261
why are you assuming it's me in the picture

>>39655535
>>39655515
:(

>>39655555
Witnessed

>>39654377
THIS is the perfect body fat for real men. Anything lower is for twinks

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>>39655555

>>39655414
K U S H F R O M A F G H A N I S T A N

>>39654680
MOVING ROUND IN CIRCLES

>>39655555
What a fucking WASTE

>>39655294
How dare you?!

>>39655561
this is my best digits ever

do i get gf now

>>39655204
This is the only way to fly. Gotta lower expectations and blow them away

>>39655599
>quints
>has never had sexts before

you are doomed to be gf-less for life

>>39655555
That's nice

>>39654377
Does anyone outside of Missouri know what CMU is?

>>39655566
The perfect body is 5'6"?

>>39655414
>>39655585

Bruh lean came to my city, and when kush from Afghanistan came on some dude lit a join in the middle of the crowd. I dont smoke at all but that was siq

>>39655650
>implying you can't have 15% bf at any height

>>39655737
Wait im retarded, I read it as
>THIS is the perfect body for real men

My apologies anon

>>39654414
Having wide hips ≠ having klinefelters, coming from a wide hip familia with big balls. The main "symptom" comes from having very small balls (pea sized at best).
>Source?
Former detective.

>>39654334
post the physiques of casual acquaintances whose bodies you hate thread

>>39654676
You do realise his body is all kinds of what you kids would call "fucked up", right? Those hips do unfortunately not lie.
>Source?
Former detective.

>>39654334
Ok but seriously what's going on here and how do I avoid it

>>39656011
looks like he trains abs and literally nothing else and doesn't eat either.

>>39656011
Looks like he has no lats and he has bad ab genetics. wide waist. That guy should do deadlifts and pull ups.

>>39656032
>>39656048
>>39656011

Also he is just has very little muscle or fat. If he had more fat he'd be skinnyfat as fuck. To improve he needs to add more muscle and do stomach vacuums probably

>>39654334
What the fuck happened here? 1000 sit ups a day and nothing else ?

>>39656104
100 push ups
100 sit ups
run 10km a day

>>39654334
didn't know making it is having a disney's goofy body a baby 6/10 face.

>>39656048
>telling someone whose waist is way too wide to do deadlifts
:^)

guy needs to train chest+arms+back and nothing else. anything that recruits core stabilizers will just... make his waist wider

>>39656032
Ah yeah I'm seeing it now, it looks weird because it's like the abs of a fucking huge guy on a dyel

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>>39655515
>roiding for this

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>>39654334
how do you fair against him? Post pics breh.

>>39654334
Reminder these threads are pure cancer. OP is a faggot hater and will never make it with his attitude.

Focus on yourself and make progress. Breaking down others only amplifies your insecurities.

>>39656182
That's fucking bullshit. Deadlifts makes your core stronger and a stronger core makes your waist smaller. Vacuums are kinda the same and he should do vacuums too

>>39656230
agreed, good for posting this lotus-senpai

>>39654377
6'5 ALPHA
'
5

A
L
P
H
A

>>39656216
>fair

>>39656230
Thanks lotus your knowledge is always appreciated ^_^

>>39655599
AND THEN HE GETS DUBS

THIS NIGGA GONNA MAKE IT

>>39656230
This, OP you're a salty fuck.

The guy in your pic is shredded. He could afford to lean bulk a LONG time and he'd put on solid mass while staying lean.

>>39654334

This man has neglected his arms.

>>39655575
Every time I see this pic, I hear Kevin Spaceys soothing voice.

>>39656539

Seriously. He'd look much better with gigantic arms.

>>39655363
od kje ga poznaš?

>>39654993
1. Have good genetics
2.????
3.Profit

>>39655664
>I'm 16 and hip

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Tyler was pretty good at football.

>>39655081

Those shorts shouldnt look baggy on him.

>>39654334
Post your fucking body then faggot.


This thread reeks of insecurity if you are honestly posting shirtless pics of guys you know.

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Hate it or love it, this is peak performance

>>39656842
osebno ne, v hangrjih sm ga veckrt vidu z unmu revckm rutarjm

>>39655566
agreed. It is also the best you will look in clothes providing you're natty

>>39656611
>>39656539
no muscle group is disproportionate because they are all small. He is just lean

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>>39654377
Hehe xd

>>39655664
Hahah woah gnaaaaarly dude! Life's short, live it!! Haha have a good day m'dude

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Both are 18 years old and both think they get some "pussy"

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>>39659733
Another one

>>39659733
>>39659741
The real shame is that their faces are considered to be attractive to women, even though they have no gains.

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>>39654377

>>39654662
It's an indicator of low body fat, which is attractive

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>>39655664
Reddit pls go

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>>39659748
>their faces are considered to be attractive to women
Dafuq am i reading?
No im serious, these guys are shit tier at best
The bottom picture has the guy looking decent but the first one is just godawful

I know no one really understands women but man, atleast have a basic idea of them

>>39659776
This
Both look like auschwitz mode wetbacks

>>39654334
Let's see yours, big boy.

This thread is mean :(

>>39654377
Which cmu? There is at least 3in the states

>39659856
>39658881
>39656498
>39656286

>t. faggots who look like OP and are in denial about how shit they look

>>39660070
yeah i'm a fucking idiot too

>>39659856
>>39658881
>>39656498
>>39656286

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>>39655664

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>>39655069
>goint to the gym for 3 weeks
>better wear a tanktop/ stringer
>????
>profit

>>39655625
Only if you're ugly

>>39655664
WOW THAT NEVER HAPPENS AT ANY CONCERT HOLY FUCK BRO

>>39654334
He got a 10" schlong in those shorts... He made it

>>39654436
No homo

>>39654557
whoo?

>>39654334
abs, nice shoulders, obviously lifting or doing sport
>worst body

k dude

>>39655664
Is this ironic? I must know.

>>39655649
Carnegie Mellon University

>>39655253
Is that bimbo?

>>39655575
That pic lol
>hello darkness my old friend, I've come to talk with you again

>>39659748
>women
U mean young girls. Those kids got 3 options after they turn like 21; lift to ottermode, become a permapedo, or watch the pussy well dry up faster than a dust bowl field.

>>39660495
tfw skinny fat with some muscle mass, am i just fat?

Once i cut i look alright but above 15% i get massive love handles.

>>39655575
"It doesn't feel the same. I should have been a painter."

>>39659733
Sand niggers lol

>>39661498
im so sorry dude

to put it mildly you're a genetic dead end and you should kill yourself immediately and make sure you're cremated so that all your sperm will die for sure

>>39661391
>Going after 18-20 girls means you're a pedo
wew lad, I guess all rich powerful men are pedos then.

>>39661598
I dont think he means 18-20 year old girls, i think he means 13-14 year old girls because i dont think any girl will find those guys attractive unless they have been isolated from guys or never had guys approach before

>>39661619
>tfw I'll never enjoy 14-15 year old prime pussy

>>39661598
>>39661619
This. 18-20 yr olds are young women, how retarded are some ppl? Those skelly's ain't pullin shit that's had more than 72 menstrual cycles.

>>39654334
Skipped curl day?

>>39654392
roid and then don't lift. They all end up looking like that. A horrible meaty mass in their midsection and nothing else.

>>39661646
>>39661619
I have a fat friend who pulls up chicks contantly. Not some super hot 10/10 but average ones. The average girl really dosn't care about the looks that much.

>>39661664
It depends on where you live friend
Where i live ive noticed looks are very important because every mother and his friend are extremly good looking and there is a lack of women to chase

Also if youre american girls seem more prone to approach or be friendly towards you so keep that in mind

This is a global forum so ofc results may vary

>>39661664
Is he "pulling" tho? Or just makin meals outta sloppy drunks and pity fucks. It's not the same thing. To pull bitches means they just naturally gravitate or are "pulled" to you.

>>39661695
Go to home
Fuck

Or take to dinner
Go home
Fuck

or hook up on a party
Then go to home
Then fuck

The typical.

>>39661713
Yeah I mean it happens but I think being fat is less of a hang up than being a douchy, literal sand nigger taking hookah to the beach? I'm assuming could be a desert, who knows. Also
>he buys dinner
Definition of a pity fuck
>hook up at party
How drunk were they again?

>>39661391
>>39661619
>only 14-15 year old virgins find them attractive
sick banter m8

>>39661818
Ass mad skelly detected

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>>39661818
Yes how fucking silly of me
Pic related has NOTHING on those guys
Wonder why hollywood hasnt snagged them up yet

>>39654470
Only core isolation

>>39660515
I am

>>39654334
This guy's got a physique like Yellow Bastard from Sin City

>>39661849
What does this have to do with two random guys posing with some chicks on the beach?
I smell insecurities.

>>39661979
Believing girls find unattractive guys attractive != insecurities

>>39655069
the girl has nicer calves tbqh

>>39654557
Yung Lean was always kind of a QT. Too bad he had to get fat and dye his hair and get covered in shitty tattoos

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>>39655575
Everytime I see this I can't stop laughing

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>>39654334
Lmao his upper body and core remind me of foxy

>>39655664
Only real niggas know this is b8.

>>39659748
>The real shame is that their faces are considered to be attractive to women
They're ugly as shit m8. >>39659733
One on the left has a 6/10 face at best, I'm probably being generous, and the one on the right is a 4.

>>39655204
What is the point of hiding power level? Just wear fitted clothes, girls love thar shit. Barely out of DYEL mode girls have told me, "anon, why do you wear such tight shirts, stop showing off". And my favourite, " you have a bigger nice than me"

>>39655358
God damnit, this guy gets it.

>>39655599
>555 99

FULL HOUSE

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>>39654395
looking at you davey

>>39654377
>there are people ITT who don't know who this alpha male is

THAT FEEL WHEN SKINNY WITH WIDE HIPS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i would be a sick power bottom if i was gay
>/fit/
h-haha no h-homo hehe xD

>>39661321
Absolutely

>>39654696
kek

>>39655664
wooooah dude thats hella fr*ckin epic

>>39654377
Has the muscles for sure but isn't lean at all. It's like someone ate a bunch of McDoubles and McFlurries and hopped on steroids for college football or something while being a 5'6 angry mulatto.

>>39664311
Kill yourself. Seriously.

You will never in your life look as good as he does. Ever.

>>39664533
>you will never have the proportions of a dwarf

Oh no-

>>39654849
hahahhah to care poz iz srbije

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Blegh

>>39661321
No

>>39654377
He's 6'5 right?

>>39661628
go to germany

>>39664938
shits not bad desu senpai

>>39655286
Fucking this

Makes me feel too much

>>39655069
>no sleeves
>intact collar
Actually fuckibg disgusting

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Guy who fucked all the girls in my high school

>>39665650
gross

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>>39661587
>tfw when im like that too
>tfw tough love is best love

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>When they do the pose that accentuates chest-shoulder muscle they only train

>>39665816

Edit: Most impressive thing is the shadow's stance

>>39665816
Not bad tbqh, just needs to start training legs and bulk more

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>>39666115

It's all lighting and pose, I might start bottling it and selling it to dyels

>>39666147
Not saying hes big but hes not bad looking at all

>>39666147
carnivores was the shit

>>39662394
>you have a bigger nice than me

wat

>>39654377
>posting the 6'5 alpha
thread was supposed to be worst bodies, not best ones.

>>39666333
nice double triple

>>39655160
my stats are nowhere near that but i ran SL for a good year and when i wore shorts i still looked like i never did legs in my life

had to deal with that AND none of my pants fitting because of my thighs. if i didnt love deadlifting so much id just say fuck it and never train legs again

>>39656125
He would got God tier body if he eated bananas

>>39665816
That's in that shithole SLO

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Pic related is guy I know. Not a bad body doe

>>39654377
FREE TYLER 1

>>39654377
Tyler autism this guy is a real alpha fucking beta

>>39654377
hehe xd

>>39654377
An albino black man, that's an undercover skin head?

>>39654377
Anyone care to explain this meme?

>>39655069
Lt. Dan, is that you?

>>39655599
Yes. You can take me now.

>>39655294
>cancer
Seriously? When did this happen?

>>39654377
http://i.imgur.com/b4SGxtw.png
5'7''

>>39656230
I smile every time I see a post from you. Glad to see you're still around.

>>39655204

>/fit/
>Facial aesthetics

Why do you think we lift?

>>39666313
He fucked up and probably wanted to either write "You have a nicer ass" or "You have a bigger ass" but couldn't decide which lie sounds more positive.

>>39669356
meme? what are you talking about

>>39655160
any time someone has zero calves they get called out for having no legs. as they should

>>39654377
YO ELLIOT

>>39655625
Gotta confuse the babe, right body?

>>39660435
sticky fingers brah

>>39654377
Looks like Michael Scofield if he wasn't able to get out of prison.

>>39656230
Agreed, gym "culture" these days has indeed become plagued with this type of cancer. Anybody who isn't 280lbs, and 4% bodyfat automatically has a terrible body in these peoples opinions.

The thing is, the people posting this type of stuff and needlessly hating on other people either:

>A)Have a worse looking body and are jealous of the person they post

or

>B)Have a better looking body than the person they post but have something else their insecure about. So they use the "I'm in better shape than this person" excuse to overcompensate for their other insecurities.

>>39654378
Those photos will never be funny. Kys.

>>39654377
nice af

>>39654377

looks like a young Elliot from Strength Camp

>>39655575

RIP AND TEAR

>>39654334
You're british aren't you?
I can tell that guy is british just from the ugly fucking mug
Christ, your gene pool is shallow

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>>39655069
>skipped leg day

Looks more like he skipped every day