>Be 5"9 "manlet" >Told gril I was 6ft >need

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Hahaha this is you when you meet

>5'10
>coworker shorter than me
>girl asks him how tall he is
>says 6'
>"wow you're so tall"

Women are fucking retarded, she is not going to be able to tell

>>39653653
You should also buy insoles for another few inches, I have 5'8" friends who walk around looking 6'2" and get mired by girls all the time.

I don't bother trying tho I just got a bad roll and accepted I will never have a gf.

5'3"
Bald
Wristlet
Dicklet (I have literally been diagnosed with micropenis FML)
Big nose
Chinlet

The list goes on...

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>>39653653
Did somebody say 5%?
C'MON

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>be 182cm
>tell every girl im 186cm (thats a huge difference, you know?)
>they believe this shit

>actually be 195cm barefoot
>don't have to lie about my height
>read manlet threads on /fit/ and laugh

>>39653682
5'9" is pushing it, OP is fucking retarded

>>39653700
What keeps you going? Seriously? The only thing for me is I have a good face, I'd kill myself instantly if I were you

>>39653653
3 inches is 5.1% of your height, manlet

>>39653762
Vidya and porn desu

Yeah I'm too afraid to an hero.

Forgot to say in my list I'm very badly cross eyed, have pectus excavatum and a bad curve in my spine, I fucking literally look like quasi modo except worse.

I could still go on but listing this shit is depressing. I laugh about it too tho sometimes cause I wonder if reincarnation is real I must have been some fucklord in my last life, I have honestly never even made eye contact with a unrelated girl.

JUST

>>39653755
Did you not read what you replied to, his coworker was SHORTER than 5'10

>>39653850
Since you don't have much to live for, post a pic pls

>>39653653
>be me 5'10
>have friend girl who is like 5'8
>she claims 5'10 all the time
>All her friends think im like 6'

>>39653886
No way, I haven't looked in a mirror or at a picture of myself in years I'm not doing that to myself ever again

>>39653897
No I didn't read who I replied to

Anyone else tell people they're shorter then they are to make manlets look even more insecure about their height?

>be 6ft
>at a party yesterday with 2 mates
>both of them are atleast 2 inches shorter than me
>2 girls come to talk with us
>conversation turns to height
>one of my mates say hes 6ft, the other says 6'1ft
>Girls turn to me "Then you must be like 6'3-6'4
>"Lol nope I'm 6ft, these manlets are lieing or can't read numbers"
>Manlet 1 starts to rage and religulously defend his height "got measured by a doctor, I ain't lieing!"
>Manlet 2 admits he lied and starts bashing manier 1 together with the 2 girls.

When will they learn?

>>39653927
Post a pic or you a lying. Fucking faggot.

You must be doing this to make every manlet in this thread feel good, but why? Are you able to jerk off to the feeling?

>>39653682
Im 5'8" and some guy shorter than me looked at me in the eyes and just went "yeah im 5'10" bro"
I told him im 5'8" and theres no way hes 5'10" and just just said "maybe you're 5'10" as well"
The thing is most guys dont really know their height and just estimate it using their ego.

>>39654000
most guys aren't as autistic as us so don't really obsess about precise numbers

>>39653996
I'm 6 3" legit and if this happens to me im gonna say im 6 foot even and tell other people theyre lying about their height

>>39654020
>imperial system
>precise numbers

>>39654030
kek

>>39653997
>Being this mad

I'm not lying, and I'm not posting a picture on this fucking board to become a meme.

>>39654020
Then the correct answer would have been "idk bro somewhere around average"
If you dont know youre precise measurement dont give a precise answer

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>>39653988
Yes, all the fucking time, there was this guy i didn't like much, since he always talked shit about one of my friends, he was the kind of manlet that was smaller than most girls.
While talking to him about dating once, and i started talking about how vain some girls are, because i already got rejected for not being tall enough, even through im 6 feet, which is considered tall here.

>>39654058
>youre
*u're

>>39653996
Fucking kek I always do this too. I'm 6'2" but claim 5'11"

>>39653653
You should just be 5"11 instead, that way when you lie and tell her you're 6" she can't notice the difference.

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>>39653988

I'm like 6'2.5" according to my physician, but I tell everyone I'm 6'1".

>>39653850
Feel bad for you bro.. I have a friend who's quite short. I'd guess 5'5. His voice is like a little girls', scrawny as shit, bad posture, narrow shoulders, the whole package.

Sucks for him but I can't help but think how EXTRA horrible it is considering his father is 2 metres tall and broad as a truck. And it IS his father because they have the exact same face.

>>39653988
I round down just to be safe from people doing that to me. I'm 184,5cm but I say 183cm because that is what I am in the evening after I've shrunk like you normally do during the day.

>>39653850
Holy shit, what was your childhood like? What did your mom do wrong? Or does your mother and father look like that too? Sorry anon

>>39653700
just get rich breh, it's the ugly mans way of getting pussy
also start jelqing and shit

>>39654150
>jelqing
erectile dysfunctional and sexual impotence
sounds good

>>39654162
Thats what i thought but then i decided id rather have a big dick that doesnt work than live with 5.5"
Ive been going for a few weeks, warming up with a hit shower and dick still intact.

>>39653700
lol wtf man, the only negative thing i have is im 5'8 and am a turbo wristlet and anklelet, and i cant physically cant get over 5% body fat because of my ultra turbo metabolism. i did 2GOMAD and still couldnt get big. at least i have gf tho lol

>>39654162
Yeh, but with a microdick you aren't going to use it anyways, so might as well try

>>39653850
Live the life of the scholar man, get well read, get smart, leave an intellectual legacy. Or at least, enjoy all the smart shit normies are too busy chasing pussy to ever understand, could be fun. Or at least more fulfilling than vidya and porn (Note, these are not mutually exclusive).

Bonus points if you enter a field with good money and live a life of leisure.

>>39653653
you can grow like 2 inches by stretching yourself. Get few pals to pull you from hands and feet and you are good to go

>>39654257
kek

>>39654257
>Get few pals to pull you from hands and feet and you are good to go
>now you're a manlet AND a lanklet

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>>39654225

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>>39654098
I know how he feels. Father is 197 cm and built like a tank (a fireman) and I'm 172. I wanted to be just like him when I was a kid (lol, get it?) but after I realized I won't be growing any more my dreams were shattered. i look like a schoolgirl around his work friends

>>39653850
just be confident, chicks LOVE it
works for me desu

>>39654774
I don't and never will try to get a girl, loads of mini events shattered my confidence. I tried going to a disco for teens 12 years ago when I was 16. The age range was for 15-17 year olds. One girl just randomly shouted "eww omg hes a fucking pedo" and I got chased off by boys and the shit beaten out of me, my mother said it would be good for me to try hang out with girls my age so we went shopping for new clothes and they were ruined with mud and blood, she hasn't told me to try ever since. It's shit for me but I remember thinking how devastated she looked when I came in all beat up she didn't even say anything just had this look,

Just fuck my shit up famalam

>>39654840
ever tried to buy a hooker?

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>>39653700
>>39653850
You truly have it harder than most of us. I'm so sorry anon.

>>39654856
I can't talk to girls, and what's the point? To have her look at me in disgust and laughter at my literal micropenis. I've been dealt my hand and I accept it

>>39654861
Thank you anon

>>39653700
>>39653850
Plastic surgery my nigga
Save up and do it.

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>>39654840
I feel for you quasimobro.
What do you do currently? NEET it up? I can't say whether or not I'd take a header off a bridge or attempt to become some eccentric recluse in your position.

>>39654059
>i already got rejected for not being tall enough, even through im 6 feet, which is considered tall here.
you were rejected bc you are ugly

>>39654897
I'm a poorfag
>>39654907
Yep, tenured NEET of 10years.

I'll prob an hero when my mother dies but until then I keep on keeping on as a cesspit of misery and despair. At least I can still enjoy maymays

>>39653653
How tall is she? If shes more than a couple of inches shorter you'll be fine

If she's taller you're fucked

>>39654059
>While talking to him about dating once, and i started talking about how vain some girls are, because i already got rejected for not being tall enough, even through im 6 feet, which is considered tall here.
You fell from the tallness meme. Reminder:
> Face > Frame > Height > Dick
Will always be like this.

So after all that is said here, is it safe to claim 5'11 with 5'10?

>>39655068
You can claim 6' with 5'10 easily. Unless you live around really tall people, then you're fucked.

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>>39654840
Youth can be a truly shitty time, I feel you senpai.

If you are content with your life as it is, just go on doing whatever you do.

Otherwise I'd suggest you go the self improvement way and at least try. You'll obviously never going to become a normie, but people who have suffered emotionally a lot tend to be the nicest people anyway. If you feel shitty and aren't willing to change it, you may as well just off yourself, though.
As long as you're somewhat intelligent, chances are you're going to make it even though you got anally raped by genetics.

Best of luck breh.