>Be skinny
>Start lifting
>Shortly after, my top m8 moves out of town
>Still hang out with his girlfriend, because we're mutual friend
>"Wow Anon, you're getting big!"
>M8s gf starting to flirt with me
>Too autismal to act on it; still a kv
>M8 and gf are """technically""" on a """break""" since he moved
>Could smash qt way out of my league if I went for it
>But I would be cucking my tip top m8 and he would hate me forever
>Too autismal to seek out other grills; she's my only viable option
YOU DIDN'T TELL ME IT WOULD BE LIKE THIS, /fit/.
>>39649721
Oh shit nigger, either you git gud at social skills or you will cuck your friend hard for the pussy game strong
Just do it faggit, slay da pussy!
The only option is to help your friend lift. Why are kids these days so fucking selfish?
>>39649721
1. Its not cucking you idiot, its cucking if he watches or likes it
2.dont lose your best friend over a girl dumbass. Once you get /fit/ youll have more chances, dont worry. One chick isnt worth a friend
3. Make an account on pof, smash a single mom to get sex out of your system. Virgins on this chinese cartoon forum are unbelievable
>>39649748
SLAY SLAY SLAY!!
YAAASSSSS
>>39649751
>1. Its not cucking you idiot, its cucking if he watches or likes it
Actually not true. A cuckold by definition is simply the husband of an adulterous wife. Whether or not you get off on it, if your girl cheats on you, you're a cuck.
>>39649721
You do realise you can fuck her in the cunt and your m8 would never have to find out, therefore, in his mind he would never be cucked, right?
>Source
Former detective.
>>39649779
I stand corrected, still is a dick move to cfuck your friends gf. You will regret it op, I've done this
>>39649797
>Source
>Former detective.
Seen this in other threads, is this some sort of spicy new meme?
>>39649721
A girl is never worth a friendship with a guy. *never*
>>39649721
>Messing with you friends' very-recent gfs
You fucking degenerate scum. I hope he finds out and cuts all ties with you, so you're not only beta but also friendless, then come back to /fit/ and cry in a feels thread you little shit.
>>39649721
Don't fuck her, never fail your m8. Been there, chose the girl and I still regret it. It was not even a casual fuck, it's been a 4 year long relationship but man do I fucking regret it. Bitches come and go, but good friends are impossible to find. If she keeps approaching tell your m8 and speak about it. My mistake was not speaking about it, don't be like me OP