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>>39648190

>How can you be this calm

No roid rage :>)

But uh, man, end of the day, you aren't gonna change anyone over the internet man.

You can't even make them see how stupid they are.

So all you can do is laugh and grab popcorn and chill in the best general on the board.


EDITION:

>Underage Manlets arguing over how much they pay for growth hormone (Chinese placebos mixed with lead) to inject themselves with to become taller manlets (pipe dream) ediiton.

A 15 year old girl wouldn't give me her number edition. Jerry expects me to get caught taking pics of a 14 year old so he can beat off edition.

>take photo

Jerry why don't you fucking take photos of all those lolis you post about if it's so fucking easy to do without getting caught.

Before asking for advice:

>Time spent lifting
>Bf %
>Age

General knowledge: Oral only cycle is only for women- don't post here asking us to talk you into anavar only cycle.

If you have been lifting for 5 fucking months and OHP 95 fucking pounds don't use gear.
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first for ur waifu is shit
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>>39648430
savage
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>>39648430

Didn't we already talk about this

Do you want me to control V my shit at you then you control V at me or what
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second season when?
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>>39648430
My waifu is superior to any other waifus in every way.
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>not buying a ps4k and idolm@s
>implying azusa isn't tge purest waifu
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I just went to worksafe gif and enjoyed a kpop thread. Never was attracted to asians till 500mg test.

Legit want to to go on vacation to thailand and fuck some hot asian women.

Inb4
>women
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>>39648502
>>not buying a ps4k and idolm@s

Translate this to english

Also.

>Defend yourself

>tells me to take photos of lolis at gym
>always posts about seeing lolis at the gym
>never posts photos

THis one has been bothering me Jerry

Gonna need to change name to 'Jerry the Hypocrite'
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Wtf has happened to all you niggers

>mfw last thread
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>>39648520

>taking a vacation
>not just hopping on OKC
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you guys look like your having fun and making gains. I kinda wanna join in, but who knows what you'll be like when you're 60...
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>>39648544
Checked.

I can really go wild in another country though. Its as if it never happened.
Like banging 16 yr olds and traps. Not doing that in my hometown bro
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>>39648548

you don't need to be on the juice to shitpost m8

>making gains

Wow that's amazing steroids make you bigger?Who knew lamo.

>>39648438

get a job u bum
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>>39648548
Fucking shredded? Lol
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>>39648566

>not gonna bang 16 year olds in my homwtown

DID YOU READ THE OP? GET ON MY LEVEL FAGGOT.

>tfw 16 is legal here

MOVE. YOU DONT NEED TO GO TO THAILAND M8.
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>>39648578
haha well yeah but I meant like something wrong with your hormones or shit.

but fuck they'll have medicine that can fix all that shit by then if they don't already and I guess you could just trt forever.
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>>39648548
>who knows what you'll be like when you're 60
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>>39648589
Europe?
I live in toronto. Sjw safespace.
Could easily find a asian gf in the future.
Want taboo asian loli though in thailand

>>39648595
...yolo?
Planning on bnc 4ever bro. Unreal feeling. Almost superhuman.
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>>39648627
I'm envious

>>39648602
laughed audibly
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>>39648627

>planning to BnC forever

Also I live in BASED USA.

It varies state by state here.

I had a date with a 16 year old but I didn't score last week.

Idk what I'm doing wrong. It's like last month or two women decided 'fuck this guy he incel now'

oh well. Dry spell over soon. I BELIEVE.
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>>39648548
Ask Scooby
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>>39648649
>Unironically using any ___cel term
pls no
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>>39648659

sounds like the talk of a dyel heightcel jawcel bad gonial angle no hunter eyes incel to me m8
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>>39648639
>I'm envious
Of what

>>39648649
Again. Yolo.
What state?
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I claim I've been lurking the site for years yet I'm too stupid to figure out how to use a tripcode
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>>39648678

MA
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Cheaters will never make it in this life.
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>>39648685
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>>39648685
You should watch the news
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>>39648685
you already? at least we get out and lift, fuck bitches lmao
we don't shitpost here all day like you
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>>39648711
>we don't shitpost here all day like you

speak for yourself
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>>39648539
Ps4 pro for a jap qt idol game goat

Why would I take pictures of every little girl that turns me on
I dont have a camcorder always on
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>>39648680
I never claimed that, though I have. Why would anyone care to use my namefag name kek who cares
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>>39648723

havent seen you post a single one fgt

I was gonna grab a photo of her but I had this vision in my head of the flash going off or a noise or something in my head

I dunno. The asking for her number doesn't emrass me. If anyone gives me shit (gym employees) I will just be like 'I thought she was 20 sorry'

But the taking a photo of a loli would just put a target on my back
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Living with my mom is great, is this what being NEET is? Napped all day today and she bought me Thai food.

Went out for lunch with my high school sweetheart today and we wound up hooking up. Weird being back in the town I grew up in. Excited to find a new gym.

Clean for almost a week again.
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>>39648751

Wait, you have a job?

Anyways, living at home is the best man.

Well, if your family is chill. Mine is great.

I'm making 6 digits a year and have 0 motivation to move out.
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>>39648404
fbi here. where can i get steroids.
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>>39648404
can steroids kill you?
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>>39648763
Local law enforcement
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>>39648770

Steroids are an easy way to find out if you were born with a congenital heart disease.

best used in combination with cocaine
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>>39648770
it would be extremely painful
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I am the guy that came off 750 dnp 13 days ago.I have been eating at maintenance and lost 7 lbs since I came off, 5 of which was in the past 5 days. Still holding a very VERY large amount of water even so, which is obvious as I wouldn't be losing 1lb a day eating at maintenance unless I am still dropping water...

Is there anything I can do at this point to just drop the water quickly? It's getting annoying. My total weight loss for a 3-4 week run at mostly 750mg, but around a week at 500mg, is now 23.4lbs. I was 7lbs heavier 13 days ago, and only ate maintenance since then...
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>>39648869

I'm no expert but stop eating salt?

requesting someone with more brain cells or contest prep experince to confirm this

and uh why are you eating maintenance have you /made it/?
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>>39648884
I don't think I have cruised long enough to blast again yet, and mentally can't take cutting anymore. It is also going to be insightful to see just exactly how much water I drop total, since I won't be gaining or losing anything eating maintenance

And I already am getting almost 0 salt in my food
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>>39648896
Just chill bro you already rushed it enough it'll come off
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>>39648869
Drink a lot of water. If you've got a lot of sodium it'll help flush it.
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This OP is too long.
Sup degenerates?
Damn I've been busy as fuck today. Did I miss anything cool?
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>>39649001

Do you not like the format, or is it my blog posting that made it too long.

I like the

>before you ask for advice

And think of how many ppl I stopped from asking 'opinions on var only cycle'
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>>39648678
of the superhuman BnC feeling you describe
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>>39649024
It's fine. Just long. I usually try to keep it short and sweet and throw a joke in there if possible.
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>>39648750
Yeah im not a pedo

>>39649001
Ur a gay
Thats whats up
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>>39648404
Real men don't use -- or need -- steroids.
/thread

Real men don't use -- or need -- steroids.
/thread

Real men don't use -- or need -- steroids.
/thread

Real men don't use -- or need -- steroids.
/thread

Real men don't use -- or need -- steroids.
/thread
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>>39649179
>Ur a gay
Ya steroids will do that to you.
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>>39649179
>Ur a gay
>Thats whats up
Ever notice there's usually at least as many pics of dudes in steroid threads as girls? There's a good reason for that..
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>>39649265
I sent somebody who is claiming to be you an email with a bunch of qs in the subject line a few days back
that's you right? want to make sure it's not an impostor.
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>>39649286
300 caps?
You could ask jerry or another trip to verify it's me as well.
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>>39649265
Oh I know
Precum tastes good no homo

>>39649285
Theres nothing gay about feminine penises
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>>39649306
Ya just making sure. I reallllllyy want to make sure I don't get assraped by customs (which is why I want them labeled as something like creatine)
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>>39649328
Please tell me you don't actually know what cum tastes like.
>>39649364
Don't worry about customs. I will email you shortly.
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>>39649416
>Please tell me you don't actually know what cum tastes like.

Not swapping your cum with ur girl during a heated sex makeout, u gay?
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>>39649416
...
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>>39649416
Why don't you use a trip if you show up in /fraud/ all the time?
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>>39649416
What is her name
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How long after eating carbs on keto does it take to bloat?
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251

I'm tired.
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>>39649723
shoo shoo broccoli man
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>>39649447
Pls answer
>>39649632
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>>39649723
You do realise that you can acquire that physique while being natural, right?
>Source
Former detective.
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>>39649632
1-3 meals with water, usually a good day before there's enough carbohydrates+insulin to refuel muscle+liver glycogen stores

polysaccharides and avoiding everything but glucose will put it on fastest but it doesn't really matter
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If I'm reconstituting an oral is it okay to use an alcohol that's only 120 proof?
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>>39649776
My ffmi is 27 so idk
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>>39648404
Excellent OP

>>39649416
>Please tell me you don't actually know what cum tastes like.

How common/uncommon is it for guys to have ever tasted cum? I used to taste mine when I first heard about the thing where pineapple juice makes your cum sweeter (it does).
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>>39649867
I scoop my cum up, wipe it on my girls mouth and we make out.
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How is she fat
She is my goal
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>>39649892
fat whore
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Help me fraud senpai.

After two years of minimal gains, almost non existent energy and complete lack of self confidence I've realized that I'm most likely low test.
I'm 21 and want to start taking TRT. I'm not uneducated about it, just want experienced input from anyone who has been on it before.

>inb4 read the fucking sticky
I started as an uber-skelly and I swear to god I've seen friends who barely fucking lift make better gains than me while eating complete shit in the same exact time frame.

What can I do to get this prescribed at my age?

help me pls.
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>>39649892
>How is she fat
By eating too much
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INGRESS'S JAP PLAYER SkipAway.
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>>39647990
>you are the autist, arent you?

"the autist"? Is English not your first language? DId you mean to ask if I was "an autist"?

I am not autistic because as I said earlier:
>>39647916
>Not that it matters in your little echo chamber but I'm not a virgin. I'm no stud but I am mentally balanced and can approach and engage women

lern2read

>>39648096
>>39648124
>mom recognizing his body dysmorphia leads to fighting in the family
>refuse to admit/acknowledge dysmorphia (separate issue from the glands, but you can't deny it's there)
>yeah look how cool i am, I can call my mom a disgusting fat bitch who is ugly as shit
>I'm willing to break from my family because of my dysmorphia

You'd be surprised at how easy it is to interact with peoples' logical sides if you just make an effort to empathize with them and understand what they're feeling before talking to them instead of being an edgy kid who just digs his heels in and refuses to accept any perspective but his own
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>>39649892
wanna know how i know you're fat & dyel?

you should lose some pounds
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>>39649899
>most likely low test
get bloods to confirm

>>39649899
>What can I do to get this prescribed at my age?
Find a reasonable doctor. You may have luck with naturopathic doctors who specialize in hormone replacement therapy, as they will have more experience with the standard of care and won't be as knee-jerk panicky as your average endo or GP

>>39649875
Nice
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>>39649899
GET BLOODERINOS
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So this sleeping thing doesnt work out too well on dnp i see.
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>>39649931
i am
but im saying that she keeps being insulted but she clearly lifts so what's the problem
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>>39649978
so does brick

hes still fat
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>>39650000
do you know what fat is
if she put normal clothes on, she would look average
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>>39650022
>do you know what fat is
subcutaneous adipose tissue

>if she put normal clothes on, she would look average
no she would still be fat
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>>39649179

What state/country do you live in jerry?

16 is legal here 100% like I said before.

with your persuasion for lollies I'd think you'd want to live somewhere like where I live

I've met some online dating too, they lie about their age.

Here's what I do

>haha I look so stupid in my drivers license they messed up the picture
>show them mine
>let me see yours
>they produce it
>I can see their age

And then I have definitive proof she is over 16, consent. No one can do anything to me. No FBI reading this, no local police, no nobody.

If they don't have license it's a pretty clear indicator she isn't 16 considering how young looking I like them, and I don't do a single thing to them, with them.

>>39649285

Are you trolling rn

>this is a men's fitness magaizine. I want to look like these men. Not at these men.

>>39649776

You're delusional he is 6'5"

>>39649978

She's ugly and she's fat and she's in general gross.

>clearly lifts

What? No. the only thing that girl lifts is McDonald's into her mouth.


I think you feel for all the "thicc" memes. Let me explain it to you:

>>ugly,short, dyel, poor, autistic fit poster
>no woman with options would fuck him
>man shit
>well no one wants to fuck fat Girls unless they are desperate
>the competition is less steep and the girls are not choosy
>I'll post photos of fat girls until I convince myself I actually like them

It's sour grapes on a huge scale.

Some guys like girls that are swoleish and thin like cap, some guys like dyel girls that are thin like (every guy that isn't a latent homo)

No guy actually prefers gross fat chicks
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>>39649974
Open some windows
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>>39650093
I don't think being thin and having no ass is attractive... As long as the stomach is flat and the arms aren't huge, I think big legs and a big ass look like real women traits
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>>39650190

GOAT female body is thin and low bf% but huge ass and some titties

Requires good genetics

Acceptable is skeleton tier

Nice is something in between those two

Anything else """thick""" is disgusting

I'm so glad I'm not poor and ugly Manlet and don't need to settle for """thick"""
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>>39650200
why would a woman want to be low bodyfat/skeleton??? the lowest I think is pleasing is kylie
you dont have your period when you're shredded
there are no skinny girls with hips
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>>39650210

I didn't mean shredded when I said low body fat I meant like 15%

I dunno. So long as nothing jiggles except for ass and tits, she's attractive

The cow that girl wants to look like has tons of fat on her belly

That's not attractive
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>>39650244
she doesn't though...
idg how she is fat
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>>39650276

Whatever If you wanna look like that it's your funeral

Just be prepared to exclusively date 3/10 manlets and don't be surprised when guys like me turn our nose up at you
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>>39650291
I've been dating tall, intelligent Chads with glasses with my current body so I don't think that I'll be craving your DNP stained cum
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>>39650320
lol
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>>39650320

Uh huh

I dunno know why you're still posting here

You asked us for routine to look like that, we said

>mcindalds to failure

End of story.
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>>39650341
no I want a real lifting routine so i can be thicc
the end
i like the Jennifer Sue look
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>>39650352
surgeon 5x5
implant 8*12
nigger chad 3*3
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>>39650352

Actually you know what just start taking anavar. Please.

Will help big time.

I would try to talk you into pinning test but I don't think you'd go for that
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>>39650352
can you fuck off and sap attention elsewhere?

nobody cares for your newbie shit, you're a complete retard who cant even google or figure shit out on your own. kill yourself you fucking pathetic piece of human meat.
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i seriously fucked my injection today, had to reshoot 3 times because i swear i saw blood when i aspirated when it just was a tiny bubble of air.

now my skin is red af and hurts because i pierced it like 4 times.

gonna go and swab that mfer with alcohol the next few days just in case.
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>>39650908
Why did you pin the exact same spot 4 times lmao?

Also, was it pure clean blood coming out, or some red-ish bubble-ish shit?

second one is normal, its a muscle after all.
>>39648290

Too bad i have a job.

Try harder next time
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>>39650727
who are you and why should I care about what you want?
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>>39650932
I pinned, aspirated. Thought blood was coming out but it was just a little air from the syringe itself.

do this again 3x

i should have done left vg after the second time but idk man i kinda phased out.
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>>39650932
>replies a whole day later, in a different thread

>>39650093
Nice try, dea
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I just lowered the dose to 200 mg test and 40 mg mast-e. I just wanna make a statement that you don't need much to look good. You faggots depend too much on steroids. Natty or low dose steroids i still look like a FUCKIN GOD

I am gonna bulk up begin next year. 2017 will be the year OF FREAKING HUGE. Only test is needed to get HUGE

pussies

>>39650763
Mirin the left above and the picture in the right corner.

Who is this semen demon
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>>39650957

>so, was it pure clean blood coming out, or some red-ish bubble-ish shit?
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>>39651140
NO BLOOD how often do i have to say this

I THOUGHT IT WAS but it was some stupid air bubble i mistakenly took for blood
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>>39651164

How can you mistake transparent air bubbles as blood.
Well okay fine.

BUT THEN THREE FUCKING TIMES?

pic related is how real blood in a syringe looks like.
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>>39651208
bad lighting and i didnt have my glasses on.
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>>39651093

MAST

Only been doing wrist roller a month.

Doing it 7 days a week with the wrist roller I made

Wish I had the before pic for you, but there were literally no sight of any vein on my forearm. At all. A month ago.

Photo is dry haven't done wrist roller yet today or anything

And look. In one month of wrist roller these tiny little anemic baby veins showed up. ONE MONTH.

I know it doesn't look impressive at all but NO VASCULARITY ONE MONTH AGO AT ALL IN FOREARMS.

WILL BE BACK AND SHOW YOU HOW FUCKING BIG THEY CAN GET WITH WRIST ROLLER IN JUST ONE YEAR IN 11 MONTHS
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>>39651232

Also before anyone starts talking shit scar isn't self harm it's from my ex gf
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>>39651232
thats good vascularity for no pump + shitty lighting + hairy arm

desu mine doesnt look any better, its just when im in the gym they start to look really disgusting sometimes
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>>39651232
Looks good to me. You're doing a good job! Wrist roller is one of the best exercise for forearms. It made my toothpicks look like fucking quads

I wish there were more people listening to me, so we could all be big and ripped in this together. One big shredded 5% community, that's doing everything what it takes


WE WELL MEKE IT BREH
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>>39651254

APRECIATE MOOSEY

9 MORE MONTHS TO GET AS BIG AND AS LEAN AS THAT ONE YEAR PROGRESS PHOTO YOU POSTED

I'M COMING FOR YOU
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>>39651272
i wasnt lean tho
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>>39651288

Leaner than I am tho. Bigger too. Therefore I need to BIGGER and LEANER.

I need to continue cutting get really lean

Then I can lean bulk for a while at +250 without worrying about cutting until maybe 7-8 months in, get lean enough, cheat with some angles, some good ligthing (kekekekkek) and hopefully look like this >>39651288


Got some tools at my disposal moosey, gonna dim the fuck out of the lights, take a picture from like a 45 degree angle.

HOW CAN YOU COMPETE.

Where did you start? Did you start from skele and lean bulk for a year and end up there?

Did you have to cut during that year?

I never bulked before so I have no idea how fast you gain fat or anything at all.

>>39651266

> You're doing a good job!

FEELS MORE SATISFYING TO HEAR THAT FROM THE MasTer THAN ANY GIRL EVER TELLING ME 'YOURE IN SO DEEP DADDY' OR ANY OTHER STUPID SHIT.

YOURE WAY WAY BIGGER THAN ANY GIRL I EVER SLEPT WITH SO IT MEANS SO MUCH MORE

Thanks BASED MAST
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>>39651288
This is what you get if you dont work your fucking abs,you were not fat,you didnt have any abs at all,a slight wind can break you apart man be careful.
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Are you guys into nootropics? I ordered some modafinil, what can I expect?
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>>39651342
You still right mang? Stop looking at my pictures too much, it's making you too crazy.

Just look at them 3 times a day MAX!. I warn you, it get me crazy also. I never go beyond 3 anymore. I once looked 4 times on a crazy day and i totally lost it.

when someone looked 4 times you know he totally lost it, he lost it, he totally lost it

don't forget to be yourself!!

>>39651419
It will grow a big pussy on the back of your head
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>>39651431
kek

>>39651342
I started skinnyfat. I wasnt lean, i wasnt fat. I was just plain normal and skinny fat looking.

Nah i bulked for the entire year. Didnt watch my diet or tracked any calories or even protein, so i could have prolly looked a bit better than that if i did so.

I personally cut and bulk really good. I can eat 800 cals a day, not be hungry at all and drop pounds and pounds every week.
At the same time, i can binge eat 4000 cals a day and gain fat moderately fast. So im pretty balanced in that regard.

>>39651351
I actually do have abs and they actually show in the right lighting but:

That pic was washed out as fuck. Direct sun lighting killing all the definition.

My absolute retarded fat distribution. In the gym, my arm veins are forming a road map and my triceps looks like it has scars, thats how shredded it looks. And my shoulder has a big buldging vein going on.

Meanwhile i have belly chub going on.
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>>39651431

>don't forget to be yourself!!

Oh, MasT, I know.

There's no hero worship, I'm just mirrin' the size you put on, the size you put on natty, the size you put on, on gear, and I want to be myself, just a bigger better myself.

Ideal would be myself that looked something like this. Here, I made a drawing for you. ONE DAY.


Looking good right?

You blame me mirrin?

You just admitted you cant stop YOURSELF from doing so

THINK HOW HARD YOU WOULD MIRE IF YOU WERE DYEL

Anyways r8 ms paint skills.
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cringe general
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>>39648404
Story time guys; what was your first cycle? Tell me about it? I have a pretty basic one mapped out, but I can't do it for another few months because life is in the way.

What was your first cycle? Anything you regret? How much did you keep after PCT, assuming you cycled and didn't blast and cruise?
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>>39651904
>le ebin cycle meme

its like you dont even want to make it

>>39651890
and you are now part of it KEK
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>>39651933

>even giving him a (you)

Can't imagine something cringier than coming in here to say that

Fatty from /plg/ mad over our asthetics and that his gf is lurking fraud waiting for us to post pics for her to fap too probally
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>>39651933
Why wouldn't I cycle? For my first time on roids, I don't wanna fuck it up trying something complicated.

>>39651983
Jesus...are you so wound up in your imaginary war against another recurring /fit/ thread you don't even talk about roids anymore? Either that or you're memeing so hard it amounts to the same thing.
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>>39652004
>Either that or you're memeing so hard it amounts to the same thing.

desu I don't even know what I'm doing anymore

>>39652004

He's advising you to blast and cruise but he's also a MAD MAN so take what he says into consideration

250mg test E cycle is good for nubs
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>>39652012
Kek. Kudos for actually admitting the circlejerk exists.

Also, yeah, I definitely am not going to blast and cruise. That wouldn't work for a number of reasons.

As for the cycle, yep, standard 250ml Test E is what I've got planned. I figure it's the least likely for me to fuck up. I was just curious as to whether everybody did the same, or if a few people tried something else.
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>>39652004
i think he was refering to >>39651890 and not you buddy.

if you want to cycle, do it like everyone does.

500mg test e for 16 weeks.

I personally think:

Shutting down production once and recovering it once > shutting down producting over and over and over again

im also acne prone as hell, so fuck cycling
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>>39652036
Yeah, that makes sense, and I'm retarded.


Also, I'm planning on a first cycle of about that but for 14 weeks to start off with. My main reason for choosing cycling is that I'm not sure if I'll want to stay on roids. I figure "try before you buy" very much applies here.

I'm mostly just interested in how others went, and hoe much they kept after PCT. I put a lot of stock in anecdotes, so I like to ask for other's experiences.
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>>39652117
well im putting a lot of size and shredz, much more than i expected after 9 weeks.

Look at masT off cycle, basically the same size he is now, just with more fat.
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How much does fraud curl?
Is 115x8 any good for barbell curls?

I-i'm asking for my friend.
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>>39652174
is this a joke
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>>39652206
No. Q.Q
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>>39649781
Cheers bro, had a concert tonight but didn't bloat so all goods
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>>39652174
I curl 145x20 with The Dumbbell XL
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>>39652244
why the fuck would you curl 115 fucking lbs wtf

i curl 25lbs DB lmao
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>>39652301
>The Dumbbell XL
The what?
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>>39652306
For how many reps? Do you have stick arms?
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>>39652313
It's this thing they have in my gym. Basically a dumbbell made for working both arms at the same time. It's much bigger than normal dumbbells, but is the same basic design.
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>>39652353
...a barbell?
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>>39652327
like 10 reps.

>stick arms

no http://imgur.com/a/GwObF
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>>39652373
well it looks almost identical to barbells, but it says "Dumbbell XL" on it in white letters.
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>>39648404
>i curl 25lbs DB lmao

>Roiding for this
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>>39652384
>Still linking instead if just passing the pic.
Jelly as fuck. I do like 45s for 10, and have twig arms.

>>39652373
That's what it sounds like.
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>>39652384
Needs traps
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>>39652776
Sick
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Flying domestic in Canada (going home for Christmas), can I bring a few pre-loaded syringes in my checked luggage or is that asking for trouble? I could just express post them before hand if so.

Also, you guys know what these are? A buddy borrowed my backpack for a few days and I found a bunch of them in a side pocket.
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Anyone here ever feel lightheaded/faint on dnp?
Drinking more than a gallon on water a day, 2 gatorades, and eating what id consider plenty of sugars.
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>>39653030
prozac
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>>39653058
Well shit, here I was thinking I scored some addys or something.

Also, ya know, poor buddy for being depressed.
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>>39653030
the grey responses, his gf works at an airport; checking luggage
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>>39653126
Eh thats a bit of a bummer. Family will probably wonder why I sent myself a package from school, I'll just tell them its a squat plug or something.
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Anyone box or do MA?
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Up my cruise to 250, yes or no
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>>39653728
All depends on bloodwork, if you can be healthy on 250 then go for it.
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>>39653164
Tell them you're shipping one of your Christmas presents from them home as not to open it. It get a diabetic travel kit and take syringes/vials onto the plane with you. If people complain tell them you're a type one diabetic and can literally die if you don't manage your glucose properly. Start going off about the Americans with disabilities act and shit, you'll be fine.
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>>39653759
Muh health

Don't know if I should wait until after this glands bullshit to use supraphysiological doses again
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I know you guys probably get this question a lot but how does this shit work? I'm a skeletal looking to get a nice body (not THICK just "toned") Main things I want to know

>Does it shrink my dick?
>Do I have to keep doing them to maintain my muscle or can I just take them for a short amount of time?
>How long did it take for a body like >>39651288? I want to go for a bit less than that.
>How much do I have to work out?
>Where do I get it and how much does it cost? Canada btw.
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>>39653774
If you don't care about being healthy then just use whatever you want.
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>>39653839
>I want to go for a bit less than that

You don't need drugs, just lift and eat for a couple of years.
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>>39653839
fuck off.

what you need is some fucking willpower and balls faggot.

literally what you want is achievable by eating 3k kcal's and working out for 6 months.
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>>39653878
pls do not bully I want to do as little work as possible since I have no willpower or balls.
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>>39653878
what a retarded scale, the only difference between "fit and ripped" and "fit and built" is lightning and pose
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>>39653903
you think taking this shit is some fucking magic pills?

are you fucking retarded? this shit will not work without you WORKING HARD

You still need to put in HARD WORK
you still need to eat A LOT
You still need to go to the gym FREQUENTLY

all it does is speed up the process.

kill yourself faggot.
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>>39653924
Yeah that's what I'm looking for something to speed it up so I have to do less shit. I know you have to actually work out for this stuff to work.
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>>39653935
dude just fuck off you're obviously not ready for this.

i bet you want to only use orals too anyway since you're afraid of needles.
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>>39653949
Sorry for not being a TRUE ELITE GYM BRO for you. I was assuming I had to use needles for this but if there's a way of only taking pills that's even better :^)

I don't understand why you're so triggered by this. I just want to stop having an ugly body with less effort.
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>>39653981
no this is like a guy who has never rode a motorcycle before and he gets a fucking h2r.

you're fucking retarded. kill yourself, you're giving roids a bad name by faggots like you.
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>>39653981
You can get your dreambody by simple dieting and training.

Taking steroids for mediocre results is pretty lame desu
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>>39653981
orals without pinning will fuck you up, supress test production, but you introduce no test to your body = feels like killing yourself on the daily, have fun
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just frontloaded up to blood levels of a 250 cruise

let us pray that i never need to drop below 250 ever fucking again

i would rather have a heart attack and die than that shit.

also they say i no longer need any bloodwork so i should be g2g.

i stole a butterfly needle from the lab that did my bloodwork (lol) so it should be wayyyy easier draining it this time if i need to get bloods again in the immediate future.
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>>39654127
wait for all your mri/exams etc to be done... what if they take your bloods again for something they didnt test this time?
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>>39654176
then i will simply do this again

and i doubt a mere 250 cruise will raise my RBC and shit so fast. my friend got bloods after like 3-4 months blasting 600mg test, and the only thing out of range besides hormones was his creatinine

so i suspect i will be fine on 250 either way
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>>39654176
and they apparently tested me for literally everything there was to test for. the nurse who took my blood at the lab was like "wow, so many tests!!!"

when i got the results it was like over 6 pages of blood work results. everything from random viruses, autoimmune diseases, allergies, rheumatoid factors, fucking everything
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>>39654209
i meant as in what if they include hormone in whatever panel they use? If you come up with 2k Test it's gonna be spotted as fuck
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>>39654222
how much blood did they take? its a wonder you didn't just pass the fuck out after your body lost like 2 liters.
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>>39654228
because it's not a relevant factor at all. my parents made their own set of blood test results to get after scouring the internet and asking specialists what to get, and then showed these specialists, and they said it was entirely comprehensive. hormones are irrelevant in my situation

>>39654237
i looked it up and your body replaces the blood volume within 24 hours, but the RBCs and stuff take a few weeks. they only took 6 tubes of around ~6-8mls each, and i drained around 500mls on my own. so not really too much in comparison
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>>39654127
>>39654209
>>39654222
>when the dysmorphia hits u hard
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>>39654276
>when you come home from work and find jake fucking your mom infront of your wifes son
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Damn I always thought tren cough was a meme but I just got a bad cough that started tickling while pinning.

0/10 would not recommend.
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>>39654127
Are you getting surgery to remove those glands?

What is your ideal outcome in this situation? Also, how old are you? Does anyone in your family have anything similar?
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>>39654429
Nope and nope

Ideal outcome is that it is just a blockage of mucus in my salivary ducts, which I am almost certain it is, from being severely dehydrated during the summer while on accutane, which is already known for drying up your mouth. I obviously didn't tell them this but they will most likely found out about it being obstructed anyway, since everything else is essentially ruled out at this point, and my symptoms and onset match that of an obstruction almost exactly.

If it turns out they're not obstructed and there is no way to fix them I'll just drain my blood again, except this time in a hot bath with a few veins sliced completely open to fucking kill myself, no joke.
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>>39654491
>If it turns out they're not obstructed and there is no way to fix them I'll just drain my blood again, except this time in a hot bath with a few veins sliced completely open to fucking kill myself, no joke.

Jesus, I can't tell if you're being edgy but in case you're being serious - don't entertain thoughts like that. They can keep building up and turn into actions quicker than you would expect.

Interesting theory about the cause of the enlargement. Hope you're right and it's reversible. If you already have an idea of what it is, why don't you do something about it? Or does it require obscure drugs and/or surgical intervention?

Are you pretty normalized to the mental effect it has on you (besides the suicide comment which I assume is edge)? I think I remember seeing a post where you were becoming more anti-social as a result of the glands.
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>>39654536
It's not edge, would you want to live the rest of your life looking like this? I'm not being an angsty edgy teenager, it's a simple decision that I made. Pic related, my MRI.

Yes it is making me anti social,

I am normalized to the effects, because I used to be depressed about it, now I am over it. It's either they get better or I kill myself because I am not going to live like this

>Interesting theory about the cause of the enlargement. Hope you're right and it's reversible. If you already have an idea of what it is, why don't you do something about it? Or does it require obscure drugs and/or surgical intervention?

It requires very specialized equipment that only certain ENTs have, I think. They would have to scope out my salivary ducts and use very specific tools to either remove the obstruction or enlarge the ducts, depending on if it's a stricture or actual obstruction. It seems far more likely that it's an obstruction though, as one of the ENTs even noted that my mucosa looks very dry.

I have also heard of a medication for thinning the mucus in cases like mine, which I MAY look into depending on how things turn out, but I have only seen it mentioned once in passing on a very old research article
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>>39654609
>would you want to live the rest of your life looking like this?
Wouldn't want to given the choice, no. But wouldn't kill myself if there's no hope for getting rid of them. There's more to life than what people think of your appearance (but in this case it's more of an issue of what you think other people think about your appearance).

That's why I asked your age, I think as you get older it'll bother you less.

Very interesting about the probing of your salivary ducts. Crazy how advanced medicine is. Sounds like you have a pretty clear path to recovery.

Wouldn't surgical removal be the last-ditch option? Or would it make your quality of life really shitty because you'd be completely unable to salivate?
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>>39654640
>Or would it make your quality of life really shitty because you'd be completely unable to salivate?
pretty much. along with an extremely high risk of paralyzing your face, because the parotid glands are heavily intertwined with some major nerves that control your face.

>That's why I asked your age, I think as you get older it'll bother you less.
19. but you don't understand how bad it is. i am not just "ugly" which wouldn't be even 1% as bad as this. i am completely deformed
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>>39654652
lol also there are two directly under my chin, which gives me a massive permanent double chin even though i have striated fucking obliques...
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>>39654664
>even though i have striated fucking obliques...
Pics?
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>>39654817

"I'm fucking ripped as fuck you mirrin I look so fucking good I post my 10/10 physique in CBT nonstop I just don't want it associate with trip btw I look bigger than MAsT leaner too I'm competition ready u merlin dyel faggot"
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>>39654817
is that supposed to be hard? i just ran dnp for 3 weeks because my face is making me feel obese. i don't think it would be possible to not be lean after 3 weeks of 500-750 dnp
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>>39654842
Lemme l-l-l-lick you from your chin bumps to your striated obliques
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>>39653924
Actually this is wrong.
http://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJM199607043350101

I decided to start it in a few weeks with maybe tren or test p with diana so I obviously am not here to bash steroid users, but you faggots need to wake up to reality: Steroids have a colossal impact in efficiency.
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>>39654825
kekk
>>39654842
I dunno, I've just seen that shit before.
>>39655049
It goes both ways though, right? I can't remember the name of that guy who was doing roids, being a lazy shit, never lifted, & basically just got fucked up at parties. He posted a pic of himself and everyone made fun of him cause he looked like shit and had a ton of health issues. I can't remember if he was a tripfag.
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>>39655049
fat free mass includes glycogen and water in the muscles, which obviously goes away when you come off
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>>39655049

dont take tren without test base dumb dumb

anyways

>was feeling so great
>happy as fuark
>life good
>motivated
>pumped nonstop

>fap last night
>wake up today
>0 energy
>depressed

What the fuck have I done, like 3 days of this before my placbo gains come back
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>>39655094
*I've just never seen that shit before.
Sorry.
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How to get gf?
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>>39655134
jus b urself
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>>39655049
epic
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>>39655106
That has fuck all to do with fapping. Try melatonin, making your bed as dark and possible and going to bed with an empty bladder. The feeling is fucking amazing.

As for tren, idk man, that dude in thinksteroids.com says tren alone is a problem, but the best stacking option is dbol. Dude seems to have a good knowledge of it from his other articles.
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>>39655173
bedroom*** as dark as possible
Also softwares like f. lux and twilight help a lot
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>>39655173

tren lowers your test levels so you're going to want test in your system while you're on

>knowing less about gear you plan to take than a natty
>with a double digit IQ

>making your bed as dark and possible and going to bed with an empty bladde

Will do.

Either no fap is magic (for me) or the placebo is working so strong for me though

One of the two

Still the stuff you said cannot hurt
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>>39655134
have you tried being yourself but less ugly?
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>>39655134
thread subscribed
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>>39655173
kill yourself retard
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Holy shit you glorious fraudulent fucks. For some reason I had a mental block about pinning glutes. I do quads, VG, delts and about a decade ago I used to IV cocaine. So I know how to use a needle.

I just couldn't do glutes. I think it was fear of hiring sciatic nerve, even tho outer upper quadrant is now where near. Well tonight I have had 10mg valium so just thought "fuck it." And OMG it's sooooooo easy. I've been doing mainly quads all this time when I could have been using the smooth as silk ass? I am both facepalm.jpg and far too excited about this new spot
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>>39655195
Thanks. I'll look into it. It might not make a huge difference with 100 IU hcg ed anyway.

>>39655255
I'm a retard without swollen glands in my face, loser.
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>>39655271
holy fuck, everything you say is so stupid

where do you retards come up with your cycles? I don't understand
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>>39655271
hahahahaha

how do retards like this manage to access the internet
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>>39655258
glutes are hard to get right tho, gotta have sick flexibility.

much rather use VG.
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>>39655258
post boipucci
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>>39655290
i honestly can't tell if it's the same guy over and over trolling because he has severe crippling autism and thinks its funny, or if it is legit just a bunch of retarded indians and autists thinking they have a brain cell
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>>39655306

I do a fair bit of mobilty work cos I'm an old fag and also because injurys are the fucking worst.

Do some mobilty daily bro.
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>>39655271
>>39655290

He's right though. Test E +tren

Someone here will give u dosage

DESU tren has severe mental sides and is not ideal for first cycle but ppl will flame me with

>yolo yolo


>haven't been as happy on fap since my ex was pregnant before all the bullshit before the miscarriages

Reminder no fap=happiness gains
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>>39655323
you're probably right, my hip mobility/hip flexors are stiffer than my dick on 500mg test
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>>39655344
>>DESU tren has severe mental sides and is not ideal for first cycle but ppl will flame me with
that is not even the reason why you shouldn't use it for your first time mr all knowing natty
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>>39655306
>>39655258
Wait what's the difference between VG and glutes?
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>>39655402
vg is this little muscle strip directly to the side of you. glutes is far more behind you.

you should just google it, its a lot clearer than my explanation.
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>>39648784
UUUU
U
U
U
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>>39655141
What if I'm fat?
>>39655221
How 2 B less ugly?
>>39655239
Go kidnap the 18 year old!
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>>39655344
>Reminder no fap=happiness gains

Truth. Why are you surprised that you feel like shit after fapping?
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>Estrogen is whack because I ran out of ai months ago and I thought I could handle a low dose test without ai, turns out I can't. Lol just ordered some ai

I love reading retards post bloods
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>>39655492
Life ain't fair bro unless you get surgery you play the cards your'e dealt

Get a haircut that matches your face, a sick body, and develop a 'style' that matches your personality (or if you have a shitty personality, develop that first)
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>>39655501
.............................................

i just go by feel lately... if i take even one dose of ai i just crash it while on 250 or less test.
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>off cycle
>can't start again because I'm under medical surveillance
UGHN the amount of oil I'm going to inject whenever I can
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Is it possible/harmful transitioning from 300mg test e to 600mg on the second week of injecting (3rd pin)?

I've lost quite some water last few days so I think I'm sitting on 9% right now. Since I'm going to bulk in a few weeks there is no reason to stay on a lower dose.

Advice anyone?
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>>39655665
Losing water doesnt lower your bf% my friend
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Moving today. Shits easy for me: one suitcase and a backpack. At least three car loads of the girlies shit.

Can't wait to eat this Molly.
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>>39655689
I thought the water was fat at first since it was covering my love handles and lower abs.

Now it's mostly gone so my bf looks lower. Also masseters are showing now.
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>>39655662
I know that fucking feel I need to frontload tren so bad right now
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>>39655744
>>39655665

Fair enough. I dont see any harm upping the dose. Whats your reasoning for it?
Keep in mind that test-e is a very slow compound, it took me 6 weeks on 500mg test-e to notice any real sides/effects
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>>39655761
Did you end up getting all your results back and finding out whats wrong w you?
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>>39655781
I got all the results back and it is not infected, not cancer, not any disease, not any virus

Which strongly points to an obstruction
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>>39655806
x-ray or some shit then?
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>>39655776
I just think my diet and workout schedule has been on point lately so 600mg will reward me more than 300mg.
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>>39648502
>spend literal months asking jerry for his tattoo pic of shittiest waifu
>he refuses
>now he posts it around to anyone

W-whatever

>>39655781
It's pure unadulterated faggotry manifesting in his jaw line. He will never know freedom, medical science has only come so far

>>39655718
>eat this molly
I did a bunch of mdma last night and it was awful

I lost all sense of emotion/humor and had this constant nagging desire to do something but nothing could sate it

I've never had this response to it before, heckin' gay

Hope your trip is 10/10 in comparison m8

>>39655493
Nofap is a placebo meme unless you overfap

I mean if you feel better not fapping power to you

But there's no scientific/medical evidence showing fapping in moderation fucks your shit up, usually the opposite
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>>39655828
Lol
>>39654609

Cough

Going back to the specialist with these results in a couple days
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>>39655892
you look healthier
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>>39655849
Yeah dude fuckin go for it then imo. Good luck with everything my mans.

>>39655894
Jesus that sounds fucked. I hope for your sake you're not american. If you live somewhere non-retarded it sounds like somewhere government healthcare would cover.

>>39655892
Wew I ate so much oxy and tramadol last night and went to a hardstyle show and it was fuckin amazing. All my mates were on mdma so I decided to eat opi's so that I could drive.
I fuckin love opiates
I'm gunna make a great policeman
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>>39655892
You look like such a bad little slut

Would destroy / 10
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>>39655917
It's probably just the lighting or something but thx famalam

>>39655947
Fuck yisss

Would trade mdma in for opiates any day

Best drug class/10
Good choice
Superior taste
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>>39656026
ESTP show me ur vagina pls
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>>39651093
does mast cruise or cycle?
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>>39656113
B&C
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When you guys up your dnp do you prefer to double your morning dose or do you split it by hours , like one am one pm ?
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>>39656113
he recently started BnCing because of the acne PCT gave him, but he has cycled for the vast majority of time he has been on gear, is what he has said
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>>39656132
i take it all before i sleep. the lethargy kicks in fast and lets me fall asleep even despite being on retarded amounts of stimulants. it also lets me function at a higher level during the day
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>>39648404
>>Underage Manlets arguing over how much they pay for growth hormone (Chinese placebos mixed with lead) to inject themselves with to become taller manlets (pipe dream) ediiton.

delete this
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>>39656177
Good point, ill probably try that.
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>>39656026
ESTP can we eat opiates together and cuddle?
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Girls at my mcJob are starting to comment that my pants are getting too tight. should i just give them the D
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>>39655892
It got posted so why hide it
U mirin?
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>>39655892
It will be. Ex is in a good mood. We're all moved in. Gonna pour some wine, pop in Kiki's and munch on Molly.
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>>39656350
Kiki's delivery service? Why?
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>>39656358
It's a badass fucking movie with zeppelins
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Has anyone else gotten really bad mental fog from Nolva? On the third week of 40/40/20/20 and I can't focus on anything at all.
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>>39656456
You get mental fog when you have low testosterone. Youre taking nolva for PCT right? Chances are your test is still recovering from coming off of cycle. It'll pass, my mans
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>>39656456
nolva causes extreme fucking brainfog, yes. it is insane
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>>39656478
But isn't there evidence that Nolva on its own causes it as well?

And yes, PCT right now. Next time I PCT I think I'm going to use torem
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>>39651093
>BRAH.gif
>Not a gif of mast dancing
Anyone else disappointed?
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Since MK-677 is legal, is source talk allowed?
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>>39656364
Lmao alright Zeppelins are bad ass
>>39656698
Depends on how much the mods like you lol.
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>>39656705
Where can I find reliable info about the use of mk677 for bodybuilding purposes?
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>>39656698
Why would you take that anyway? if you think sarms aren't a meme you deserve to spend the money
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>>39656738
>mk677
>sarm
kys
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>>39656738
>>39656739

I honestly dont know enough about SARMs or mk677 to form an opinion yet.
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Just coming back from a 1 month ban. What's new?
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>>39656783
>Glands finally saw a doctor and got confronted by his mom regarding his body dysmorphia
>Bimbo moved into a place with his gf
>ESTP's back
>Cap is chillin
>Moosey is a glands apologist with a good attitude and hate for autism
>masT still the swolest of them all
>jerry still the only true alpha

Sorry if i missed anyone
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>>39656727
What do you want to know about it? I've been taking it for years.
>>39656807
>jerry still the only true alpha
We are all gonna jerry it breh.
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>>39656807
I don't have a gf
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>>39656783
>>39656807

behold the dysmorphia in this image
>>39654609
truly a normal face and only the most mentally ill dysmorphia-ridden fag would have it

he thinks his trolling is good or something. its getting pathetic, like "that" guy that always thinks hes funny but everyone is cringing like fuck every time he opens his mouth
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>>39656807
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>>39654652

they're just prominent because you're so lean though
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>>39656866
Lmao what's new with you dude?
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>>39656892
comedy gold lel

my favorite is that somehow they are, at the same time, caused by a "dairy allergy" and also because i am on a "diet" and because i switched tooth pastes and because i use protein powder and because i used to chew gum (...) and because i used to have coffee with stevia and because i "eat too much protein" and because i use a retainer (for my teeth)

but also, at the same time, they are "normal". lel.
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>>39656919
no it's obviously because you are dysmorphic
they're not enlarged at all :^)
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>>39656939
also "it's just your anatomy, it's exposed now because you're lean" yea my anatomy changed within the 5 hours i slept and woke up a fucking freak
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>>39656917
Nothing much at the moment.

Damn cold where I am rn, it's a damn shame. I never enjoy winter weather, I might be coming down with a cold or something and I have things to do. At least I got to pick through the shake ounces at the rec shop and found one with a ridiculous amount of kief in there.
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>>39656866
I remember u buddy.
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>>39656822

I wanna know everything about it. What kind of results/improvements should I be expecting? How expensive is it? Any sides? Side effect management? Can it be used at the same time as AAS?
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>>39657003
it does literally nothing
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>>39657011
[citation needed]
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>>39656991
Thanks, I appreciate that.
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>>39657026
if you're the kind of person who thinks creatine does a lot, and things you can actually notice, you will like mk677
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any transformations out there of real noobs to lifting using steroids?

Want to see what's possible.

>the steroids aren't a shortcut meme

yeah I'm sure you all were peak fitness maxed out before your first cycle.
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>>39657310
beginners tend to not post their report logs because they get insulted for doing it too early

there's this one off the top of my head https://www.reddit.com/r/steroids/comments/2szyez/harsh_roidaways_first_cycle_report/
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>>39657310
you are supposed to wait until you know what the fuck you are doing in regards to diet and training first, so that for your first few months you are only wasting your time alone. if you hop on gear the second you start lifting, you are also gonna be wasting your health and money, and also be retarded and get fucked by side effects since you obviously are not the intelligent type

also not to mention when a lot of people, even with a large amount of lifting experienec, start roiding, their tendors and joints get fucked because their strength increases too fast relative to what their body can handle

try that on a completely unconditioned noob ass retard who has never touched a weight in his life, and you have a ticket to snap city. especially since noobs have garbage form even when they think it's perfect
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>>39657334
https://www.reddit.com/r/steroids/comments/2r80lh/cycle_report_first_cycle_results_dboltest_a_bit/

this one also comes to mind. lel
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>>39657345
and this

https://www.reddit.com/r/steroids/comments/2jj6d7/6_week_progress/
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>>39656981
You ever tried getting a job at a dispensary?
>>39657003
It produces growth hormone which in a general sense won't do a whole lot on its own besides keeping you lean and young and helping heal injuries. But in combination with other compounds it will really shine. It enhances everything else you take.
Side effects are extreme hunger which is why I usually dose right before bed.
As for pricing I sell legit tested ibutamoren to my favorite degenerates for $35 a gram. $50-$80 a gram is a more common street price.
>>39657076
Creatine does do a lot. There are hundreds of medical studies that show this.

Hey guys can you help me identify this song? It's stuck in my head and I can't for the life of me remember the name. It's a trance song that was popular maybe 15ish years ago?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0g9RYcnN09D
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>>39657334
thanks famalam that's pretty sick
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>>39657345
Jesus that is some gains. How much of a difference does the test P and the dbol add to the cycle, vs a straight test E cycle?
I didnt see that level of change from 12 weeks of 500mg p/w test-E and im trying to figure out if I fucked up or what

>>39657356
Is that USD? And what is it usually dosed at? What other compounds would one use it with?
Sorry for all the noob questions, I've never really delved much into this area. If you wanna link me a site instead of typing shit out feel free to, im more than happy to read.
Beautiful whistling btw my man
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tfw i am a fucking altoholic

these are all leveled since august 31st when the expansion came out btw, rerolled on a new server


>>39657601
lol. how the fuck is going from "barely benching a plate" to "benching a plate for volume" "jesus that is some gains" you can do literally double that progress natty, my lifts were all way higher than that as a fucking 200s ng/dl test natty who only lifted on and off for like a few months at a time max before giving up due to 0 gains and looking like shit
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>>39657621
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>>39657621
>>39657628
uh huh
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>>39657621
Did you look at the pictures? I wasnt referring to strength gains sorry, I was very impressed with aesthetic gains though. I agree his str is still pathetic

>>39657356
BTW Capitalist do you ship to Australia?
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>>39657666
you quoted the wrong thread m8
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>>39657674
Oh shit youre right sorry, I meant this one
https://www.reddit.com/r/steroids/comments/2szyez/harsh_roidaways_first_cycle_report/
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>>39657647
>fem panda

KYS
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>>39657687
I'll up my dose
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>>39657683
yeah that guy's progress is really good

esp considering he was basically cutting (???) the whole time

idk what happened there
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Are sarms a meme?
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>>39657601
>Is that USD? And what is it usually dosed at? What other compounds would one use it with?
Yes USD. Dosing is anywhere from 25mg to 100mg in studies. Never seen anything higher than that. 25mg is a great starting point. As for what compounds to use with it literally anything. Personally I cruise at 150mg test and 50mg mk677.
If you want to do further reading just read about hgh and bodybuilding.
>>39657666
>BTW Capitalist do you ship to Australia?
Yes many times.


No one remembers that song huh? I'm still trying to find it lol.
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>>39652306
are you 5'2? im 6'1 200lbs and 2x25lbs dumbbell curls are basically cardio for me and I don't even strength train, my main lifts are weak as hell in fraud standards (eg. bench 2pl for reps)
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Found it! Damn I had to dig through a lot of old dj mixes to find this shit lol.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGx5q7gXt8o
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>>39657647
except all my characters are human male cuz i am not a fag, except the druid which is a night elf

>tfw feel weak as hell, i have probably lost at least half my muscle from not working out and being on low cruise doses
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>>39657709
Aight, how do I go about ordering it from you? I wont order quite yet but maybe in a few weeks, I'm still trying to put together my next cycle.

>>39657757
Damn this track is so nostalgic for some reason
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>>39657788
Ya that song is bad ass lol. What's your email?
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>>39657822
normally your girl posts don't get to me
but HNNNNNNGGGGG
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>>39657788
I like how cap thinks talking to himself in literally every single fucking thread that he is in, pretending to be someone buying his retarded shit, will somehow get people to buy his retarded shit.
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>>39657832
her face is super attractive

shame her body ruins everything
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>>39657822
>womanlets
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>>39657839
>resting bitch face
>super attractive
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Hey, /fraud/,
I'm a natty getting ready to get on TRT doses (and higher doses eventually, but still cruising rather than cycling).
I don't plan to come off anytime soon, but I'm told that I should have PCT stuff on hand just in case. What kind of shelf life can I expect for things like Nolva and HCG? I expect it to be sitting around for a long time, and I'll probably have to replace it periodically, right?
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>>39657822
>>39657832
>>39657839
Im usually into short girls, i dated a 5'1" asian but this chick looks almost like a midget. How big is your fit girls folder Cap?

>>39657822
I'll hop in a thread when I'm ready to order and give it to you then. Thanks for your help man, appreciate you helping me out.
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cool my family is mentally torturing the dog, calling for help after they put it in the cage and covered it with a sheet. and they are laughing they think it's funny. it didn't even misbehave

inb4 that one retard comes and says something retarded like my dog has dysmorphia
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>>39657832
Hnggg indeed sir.
>>39657834
>I like how cap thinks talking to himself in literally every single fucking thread that he is in
I'm just lonely...
>>39657843
She can still get it.
>>39657890
>How big is your fit girls folder Cap?
I dunno. 300 images? Not that huge. You can hit me at Gmail if you want.
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Mixing sips and wine. It's great.
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>>39657997
What's sips?
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>>39657909
are your parents chinese by chance? you should kill them in their sleep
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>>39658015
sips is the white no-carb meme monster drink
it's actually not that bad tasting desu
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>>39657909
dude your dog is fine stop projecting your dysmorphia onto it
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>>39658026
Monster is too sweet for me, I prefer V or Mother. Generally though as long as its 0 cal I'll drink it.

I lost 30kg by drinking pepsi-max or coke zero whenever I got hungry

(pic related is not me)
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>>39658026
>white no-carb meme monster drink
I keep hearing about white monster. Guess I should buy one and see what the big deal is. Can't even remember the last time I had an energy drink, it's been many years easily.
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how many years should i lift before doing steroids? i haven't started lifting yet but i do plan on doing them once i have lifted long enough. i'm 24, almost 25.
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>>39658078
also what would be a good bulking cycle for my first cycle? i want to stack test with something that will not only help me bulk but help male traits develop more like chest hair for example. maybe trenbolone? idk. advice appreciated.
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>>39658078
About treefiddy should be good.
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>>39658110
yeah you are asking these questions for years in the future, sure

kill urself
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>>39658078

Like 2 'months. That way you can fucking destroy your tendons.

Look at everyone circle jerking over That Reddit dyel who went from dyel to shredded god with 1pl8 bench. Steroids to look like a natural. Don't you want that? .To take fucking roads to look like a guy that's been lifting and eating clean for one year?

So many guys in this this general l(and on Reddit) eat crap and lift 3 hours a week. And they take steroids so they can have mediocre body instead of no progress.

Don't do that. Shit is pathetic. Get a body you can be proud of natty, then hop on.

As long as your diet isn't literal pizza (cough cough you know who you are) and you track calories and macros (cough) and lift hard and get enough volume you'll make as much progress natty as some of these guys that just put in no effort, and rely on roids for mediocre bodies.

Progress first two years is so fast. Why use gear?

Hop on after two years minimum
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>>39658110
I recently did my first cycle of 500mg testosterone enanthate per week, pinning 250mg e3.5d and I strongly recommend this. Saw great gains and sides were manageable, also gives you a great idea about what AAS are all about. Just make sure you have AI (I used exemestane) and PCT (I used Nolvadex, but HCG alongside is also great)

Any other questions?

>>39658078
Honestly youre old enough, so you can start whenever you feel like youre capable of making the most out of it. This means having your diet and routine on point, and getting enough sleep.

REMEMBER: Always do your research. Dont do anything dumb. Have all your bases covered before you start.
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>>39658173
>>As long as your diet isn't literal pizza (cough cough you know who you are) and you track calories and macros (cough)
fat lifts and manlet gains?
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>>39658173
This is straight up a lie. Its been proven that steroids+ not lifting = more muscle gains than natty + lifting.

And the 1st bit is your own personal morals. I respect that, but dont try shove them down his throat. If he wants to juice to help him get to a natty achievable body faster then thats fine. It's his choice, and aside from your own personal morals (which many do not share the same values) theres nothing wrong with it.
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>>39658203
fat free mass =/= muscle. the study doesnt differentiate them

everyone would gain a fuckload of water and glycogen from hopping on.
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>>39658196
BUT CHAD EATS PIZZA
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>>39658217
Yea fairo. I seriously wish that there wasnt such a retarded stigma about gear, there could actually be some meaningful research done
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>>39658203

It's not morals. Fuck morals. There is nothing wrong with using steroids.

It's common fucking sense. Why would you deal with PIP, deal with AI, deal with pct (and if you blast and cruise after lifting for a year like some trips here, just lol, enjoy lifetime trt) but be too lazy to count macros?

I can't understand. You deal with all the bullshit from AAS use but not watch what you eat?

The result is you look... natty as fuck on gear.

There are a couple users here that don't look natty at all, respect them. Because they do everything right lift hard and roid.

If you're taking roids and fucking around so you can look like a natural that puts in effort... it's just stupid.

It's not 'morally wrong'. It's idiotic.

There's more work involved pinning yourself 2x a week fucking with butcoins and getting bloods than just not drinking or eating right

So how the ever loving fuck do you be an alcoholic (cough cough) eat pizza (cough) have insomnia (cough) lift 2x a week (cough) and pin your quads with bathtub oil?

Makes 0 sense
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>>39658203
>This is straight up a lie. Its been proven that steroids+ not lifting = more muscle gains than natty + lifting.
You need to read that study more closely. I PROMISE you that if you start putting needles in your ass and then proceed to be a fat piece of shit that sits around and plays wow and doesn't even lift you will still look like a fat piece of shit that sits around playing wow that that doesn't even lift but you will be maybe 5lbs heavier.
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>>39658298

Catpiss looks pretty OK though considering

Needles in ass + DNP to cut the fat

Don't need to lift
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>>39658280
Idk if youre using hyperbole or what, but I agree with you to some extent.

However IIFYM is a thing, and generally as long as youre calorie counting and getting enough protein you dont really have to worry about much more (in terms of diet) unless youre super serious, i.e. competing

I feel like if you're only gyming 2x a week then youre not passionate about lifting, in which case you probably wouldnt be on gear anyway

Heck, i'd consider myself pretty lazy, but Ive definitely seen great gains from gear
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>>39658311
You dont need to do SHIT to get results if you've got the right drugs

Yay duromine
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>>39658311
Since when does cat piss not lift?
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>>39656866
I'm sorry FL

You just don't blogpost much

<3

>>39656831
>triggered

OK maybe I should have said "confronted by his mom regarding her suspicions of body dysmorphia"

What do you think would be your fate if you PCT'd and did whatever your mom told you to, health-wise?
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>>39658393

He'd kill himself 100%
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>>39658398
Interesting - I am just curious because I feel like so many peoples' lives/destinies change dramatically from the time they discover 4chan

Actually I think the 3 main transformation boards are r9k, pol, and fit. Not too sure about the anime boards - maybe they can also be very transformative.
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>>39658339

Look at his body on Blast and cruise
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>>39658393
>>What do you think would be your fate if you PCT'd and did whatever your mom told you to, health-wise?

if that includes not killing myself, i would become morbidly obese, think girls are disgusting, never seek medical help for any problem ever, etc..

the main thing would just be me becoming obese really.
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>>39658443
>think girls are disgusting
What do you mean by this? Does your mom advise you to think like this? How would getting off roids and following her advice lead you to this

Just curious. I think if I listened to my mom about everything I'd still be putting women on a a pedestal
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>>39658504

>I think if I listened to my mom about everything I'd still be putting women on a a pedestal


Lamo this.

And If I listened to my dad I'd be the thristiest dude ever

I can't even spend time with him because it's always

>look at that girl
>you see that other girl?
>if I was your age I'd be all over it

Like chill d00d we're trying to have lunch
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>>39658504
she never shuts the fuck up about how all girls are infested with stds and all gold digging ugly whores who want to get child support from me

>>39658544
my dad is "thirsty" but wants to raise me like a pussy like my mom does
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>>39658609

She's right though swolen kek

My mom said the same thing as a kid.

She also lectured me a lot as a little kid about how I couldn't make a move or try to kiss a girl or I'd go to jail for being a rapist and get assraped by lotus

Result is I was the single biggest beta in the world for like 18 years until I learned 'wow girls like sex??? You don't get arrested for having sex?'

My dad is alpha af but I think he recently found some redpill shit online like a year ago and is overcompensating because he tries so hard and drops so many """redpills""" on me nonstop.

Anyways new thread

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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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