got my new squat plug, but for some reason it vibrates? what

>>39644434

It lets you ejaculate while squatting for those test gains faggot

>>39644434
It's for muscle confusion.

>>39644434
It helps you engage your hip drive

It activates your almonds.

>>39644434
It radiates your bowels with pure test rays

>tfw you forget your squat plug at home and you have to use the communal one at the gym

it always smells funny :(

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>not shocking your asshole while lifting
enjoy never being able to squat 6pl8 fgts

To shake test out of your prostate

this thread is hilarious holy shit fit im dying

>>39646888
I don't see anything funny about ensuring proper use of gym equipment anon.

>>39646850
Is this real? What is it supposed to do?

>>39646850
Turn your prostate into a lightbulb

>>39647066
The electric shock gives you more explosive muscle contraction, allowing better, more powerful lifts

IT's a depth gauge, it vibrates once it gets to a certain elevation.
You can set it on the app in your phone....you do have the app right?
It let's you know when you're below parallel.

>>39644468
>implying I want to lose the protein my sperm is made of.

Never going to make it

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>tfw forgot my squat plug home today so my personal trainer had to use his dick
He said it also helped him gauge my glute usage, and that the warm river kind of feeling I felt inside was just my inner muscles activating properly