Since you guys are so tough and think you can beat a German

I would rape that mountain lion as if it were my ex girlfriend

>>39643194
You have an ex girlfriend?

>>39643178
>literally just yell and the big pussy fucks off into the bushes
imma have to go with yes

>>39643178
I wrestle with young cougars in my bedroom every weekend OP.

>>39643210
Yes, many. I also have a current girl friend.

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>>39643212
>>39643211
Pro tip: If you ever see a mountain lion in the wild its because he wants you to see him
If the cat wants to kill you, you wont see it coming

>>39643257
Mountain lions are terrifying. I'm more afraid of them than bears and you should be too.

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>>39643243
exactly how would you go about raping a mountain lion

>>39643281
over power
Insert
Thrust
Repeat
Finish

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>>39643270
>>39643270
>fishing at river
>this walks up to you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbE53XUtVw0

idk man bears are pretty scary, and they're massive

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>>39643290
really anon?
you'd do that to this?

>>39643304
They can kill you more dead, but they just want you to fuck off so they can eat their fish and berries alone

>>39643325
Yes. I literally cannot get enough pussy

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>>39643243
gtfo my board normies REEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>39643330
>they can kill you more dead
wat

>>39643354
No, you get off my board you feel fag or else I will kick your ass

>>39643304
>you will never fight a bear and bring its glorious hide home as a trophy

>>39643362
could you beat a beaver in a fight if you're both in the water, /fit/?

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>>39643372
fight me irl you fucking normie scum

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>>39643178
>Sheltered white people from cities think they can kill apex predators with their hands

>>39643399
can i swim?

>>39643243
>Your waifu isn't real

>>39643403
Meet me at 86 Pike street, Seattle tonight at 7pm and I'll make you regret ever feeling a feel on my board.

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>>39643420
woah tuff guy take a chill pill

>>39643438
Don't fucking tell me to chill

>>39643420
No, you meet me at 1221 Madison street tonight at 7pm and I'll kiss roughly for ever being such a normie faggot on my board.

>>39643410
lmao is that pic legit?

>>39643243
it's spelt GIRLFRIEND you fucking normie there is no space in there!

oh m-me? I don't have a g-girlfriend right n-now.. eheheh......

>>39643416
I don't know, CAN you?

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could you german suplex a tiger, /fit/?

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Or how about a helicopter? Could you beat a helicopter in a fight to the death?

>>39644102
Most definitely. I was curling lmao1heli my second day in the gym.

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>>39643456
I got your prescription.

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could you a deer, fit?

>>39643410
>he hasn't killed a tiger with his bare hands.

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>>39643416
>implying it would make a difference against THIS

>>39643410
>Tips scalp

>>39643304
FUCK i want a pet bear so FUCKIN BAD

Can you imagine a bear with a dogs attitude of chillness. God why do you make the best things impossible or unreal. Why even be alive.