Is it normal to be in your late 30's and to have never had

>>39638951
I've only had one and I'm mid-twenties. I think it was after not masturbating for a few weeks.

>>39638951
ask a doctor probably

>>39638951
It's never happened to me because I've consistently jerked off daily for the past two decades. So YMMV

>>39638951
I've always heard wet dreams are your body's way of releasing semen if you aren't consciously doing it yourself through sex or whacking. Which makes sense. Semen constantly is produced, it's not like you make x amount and then you just store it indefinitely until it gets used. Once you build up and have no more room for storage it's got to go, and your body will make that happen if you yourself don't; thus the wet dream. If you've never had one you are either having a healthy amount of sex or you polish your knob enough.

>>39638951
That's her best set

Never had one, I'm 26, my free T was 820 last time I had the bloodwork done (about 6 months ago).
I have regular sex and jerk off at least daily though, and have been doing so since about age 11 or 12.

>>39639570
nice broscience

>>39638951
33, never had one. Felt robbed during puberty cuz the other lads were always yipping about it.

>>39638951
>Pure Dee

my dude

i dunno cunt i started jacking off before i had a wet dream

i'd imagine that'd have something to do with it

Only time I had a wet dream was when I was lucid. It's like masturbating through sheer willpower. It's amazing but you'll have to deal with the aftermath when you wake up.

>>39639570
broscience but it making sense

>>39640091

it's not broscience you fucking moron it's the actual biology behind wet dreams.

you literally get rid of "old semen" to produce "new semen".

holy fuck how many of you guys graduated high school.

Anyone have wet dreams but before you bang the chick something in your dream stops you?

Every dream ive had follows this pattern.

>>39639570
>Semen constantly is produced

this is the flaw in your assertion.

>>39640115
I often have wild dreams, but never seem to be able to bust.

>>39639570
How is this broscience? This actually happens exactly my thoughts on this.

Girl here and I have them daily.

>>39640115
Yes
Its kinda weird

>>39638951
>why did this never happen to me?
>IS IT LOW TESTOSTERONE?
>DO I NEED AN EXCUSE TO GET ROIDS?!?!?

>>39639570
Semen gets recycled by your body after a few weeks.
t. Medical Physics student

>>39638951
you just jerk it a lot, don't worry so much

>>39639526
>>39639570

Also only ever had one and it was after 3 weeks of no sex

Hardly broscience

>>39640096
Why do you believe things you made up are actually true?

>>39639639
>>39640091
> calling this bro science

NoFappers in denial detected

>>39640629
>basing science on anecdotes
>not broscience

>>39640637
Are you guys actually stupid, or just trolling?

>>39639570
>>39640091
>>39640096
>>39640585
>>39640629
>>39640637
So if someone has a vasectomy their balls will just explode after a while?

>>39640691
Having a vasectomy doesn't mean you don't produce semen you incredible fool, it just means your semen has no sperm cells in it.

>>39639570

I went 140 days without polishing the knob once and never once had a wetdream.

>>39640641
>Observable data and expected correlation are broscience and not common sense
K m'lady

>>39640704
Wow learn to read, retard.

>>39640641
>>39640647
Wow. I didn't even know it was possible to fail sex ed.

>>39640715
Fancy words bro, that means you're right now.
Please read>>39640691

>>39640720
I don't know what you got taught at school but i'm guessing your teacher was a drunk.

>>39640725
>I don't like big words therefore this is broscience
I read it, it misses the point and goes straight to retarded, just like you did

>>39640740
So whenever someone proces you're wrong you're just gonna be stubborn and disregard the information?
Why am I still discussing this with you? You're clearly not intelligent enough to understand what i'm telling you.
You just do you cletus, I'm done trying to have a conversation with you.

>>39639570

Is this true though? I once had one the morning after sex. But then again, they come quite often for me

>>39638951
i never had a wet dream in my life

>>39640768
When someone proves me wrong I'll hold my hands up and listen
When someone shitposts on an imageboard, disregards the information and then gets autistic and pretends they're somehow disproving something I'll call them out for what they are: an unintelligent manchild

Good job, you're now not only wrong, autistic and still ignoring the point, you're also butthurt.

>>39638951
Is this the one with the hoof?

>>39640821
Sure thing, Cletus.

>>39640857
>I'm tired of shitposting, better shitpost some more so he knows

>>39640846
fuck i'm getting old. i remember that hoof picture like it was yesterday

>>39640115
>>39640521

I have a lot of sex dreams, but never a wet one. Came close once. I swear if I was asleep for even another minute, I would have came. I woke up all fucking worked up and out of breath, heart racing.

That was a good dream.

>>39640588
>underrated

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>>39640846
>>39640886

Membah when somebody found her on WOW?

>>39638951

Is it normal to be in your late 30's and to have never had sex?

Is it an indicator of low testosterone levels?

>>39640930
>Is it normal to be in your late 30's and to have never had sex?
No

>Is it an indicator of low testosterone levels?
No, at least not foremost. Foremost it's an indicator that you're a loser who's too scared to talk to girls

>>39640944

I have actually talked with 100 girls at least and was kindly rejected by most of them

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>>39640916
http://huntforthehoof.ytmnd.com/

>>39640966
Then either
1. You're aiming out of your league
2. You're a valueless or uninteresting human being
3. You have no social or leadership skills

>>39640708
I went 8 months and had 2

How do small sample sizes work?

>>39640966

>and was kindly rejected by most of them

what happened with the other ones?

>>39641014
i'd imagine he was harshly rejected by the rest

>>39640992

>Then either

>1. You're aiming out of your league

after being rejected by several 3-6/10, yes, you are right, I started to aim exclusively to 7-10/10, if I'm going to be rejected at least I hope they have something to reject me with

>2. You're a valueless

I am self employed, have a house and a car, and I'm fit

>or uninteresting human being

I'm as uninteresting as everyone else

>3. You have no social or leadership skills

I don't actually enjoy time with 90% of my friends, I don't have anything in common with them, I force my relationships with them

>>39641014

I wasn't kindly rejected

>>39638951
asking questions like this is most def an indicator for extremely low t

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>>39639570
>>39640096
your body recycles semen on your own, you bloody idiots
retards shouldn't talk about since

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I don't even know about this pre-historic meme and it's giving me nostalgia.

Is there backstory to this? I vaguely remember this chick from porn back in the day.

>>39640966

to expand on this, I have hit a wall, I literally don't have more girls to give a shot, I asked out every single girl I know worth of asking out

this plus all my friends in relationship, I can't even go to clubs anymore

tinder doesn't work here, this is not a big city and I actually traveled to another city to meet someone and she never appeared

I don't really like prostitutes, is not even about sex at this point

>>39641117

I meant to @>>39640967

>>39638951
It means you jacked off before you had one.

>>39640115
And I thought I was the only one with this weird debuff. I have frequent sex dreams (almost always rape), but once i get to the point were I but the girl suddenly explodes / runs away or some crazy other event happens, for example a meteor impact or fxking dinosaures running all ogre the place. Not even kidding

>>39641221
I mean bust*

>>39640896
>I have a lot of sex dreams, but never a wet one.
This, I've even felt like I was cumming but woke dry.

Sex dreams are amazing though

>>39641117
>Is there backstory to this
girl with hoof does porn to make her feel attractive.
She also really tried to hide it as many photo shoots would crop out her feet

>>39640632

like i said

go back to high school and get a basic sex education you legit sub 100 IQ mongoloid dumpster child.

In Bulgaria women like this entertain naked men on the beaches.

>>39641108

it's also ejaculated via noctural emissions.

stop typing, turn off the pc, pull the plug out the wall, and call your mother a selfish cunt for failing to abort you with an overdose of heroin.

when thats done then finish the job with a piece of the mirror you smashed when you saw your own disgusting face you sub human scum fuck.

up the wrist not across it.

"Assuming whole personalities in proper order."
:source Google Translate

Confucius says.

>>39640967
>http://huntforthehoof.ytmnd.com/

>everything about this post

Man I want to go back. Take me back.

Fucking retarded Autists.

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>>39639570
This is the usual explanation. but it's retarded. I've had wet dreams directly after masturbating several times, even if it hasn't been a while since I last did it at all. Old semen gets absorbed into your body.
I still don't get how to stop wet dreams as I really dislike them. But it's definitely not semen buildup although your chances of having one are much higher if you're doing nofap.

>>39638951

A better indicator of low test would be if you never wake up with an erection.

>>39638951
HHHNNNNGGGHHHHHH Pure Dee dat fucking nostalgia senpai

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>>39639570
I once fapped 2 times, then I went to sleep and still had a wet dream

>>39638951
I had the weirdest thing happen to me. I suffered a hand injury which could've ended way worse and had a real rush of adrenaline afterwards. That night I masturbated but I still ended up getting a wet dream and had to clean that shit up in the morning. I feel like my test has risen since then. I'm horny as fuck and more hungry.

>>39641543
Fagman:Origins

>>39641343
>>39641277
>>39641117
>>39640967
>>39640916
>>39640886
>>39640846
The one in the picture is Pure Dee and doesn't have a hoof foot. The one you're referring to is Kate from Kate's Playground and does indeed have a hoof foot.

>>39641619
She was pretty sexy, though. I'd suck on that fucking pig trotter if she asked me to.

>>39641619
Holy Shit is she still around?
I haven't read or seen stuff from her in ages.
'member some videos a friend showed me sometime pre'06(?)

>>39638951
Nah... Only ever had one when I was 12 or something. Never again, and I'm 42.

>>39641619
>Kate's Playground
that's some OG camwhore. I didn't know about her foot though. Not like I watched her videos. A friend told me he didn't notice anything out of ordinary

>>39641295
you're an idiot, no point in discussing with you

I had my first and only one when I was 22. And I fapped just before going to sleep.

>>39638951
LINK TO FULL SET???

>>39640115
fuck man, if i have a sex dream which is rarely, inside the dream the same thing always happens. i start feeling like im about to cum and then i start screaming and trying to hold in my cum and my whole body clutches up and i wake up screaming but i didnt cum. is this a sign of low test?

>>39638951
Eat more protein/meat, sleep more, work out harder/more than your already doing, have more sex and fap more to increase test
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2013/07/no-fap-more-like-no-fucking-way.html
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are.html
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are_07.html
>https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation%23General_benefits&ved=0ahUKEwjNr4Tr-ufQAhVK7yYKHdJHDMIQygQIHzAA&usg=AFQjCNEu1jw0iEzDr0quc5W8qzk4mzsNrw
>http://www.europeanurology.com/article/S0302-2838(16)00377-8/abstract/ejaculation-frequency-and-risk-of-prostate-cancer-updated-results-with-an-additional-decade-of-follow-up
>http://answers.webmd.com/answers/5004889/what-nutrients-do-you-lose-when-ejaculating-or-masterbating-do-you-lose-testerone-
>https://www.healthtap.com/user_questions/1294935-how-long-does-your-body-take-to-replace-the-nutrients-lost-by-masturbation

>>39638951
>tfw sometimes having 2 wet dreams a night

>>39639526
I had one when I was a virginal 15 year old then like you I had one in later years from a nofap. It was on a friend's sofa I'd crashed for the night on after the pub. It was successfully contained though.

That's it.

>>39641295

you're fucking stupid. your body gets rid of it normally when you piss.

im 31

>never had a wet dream
>only once can I ever recall having a sex dream, and it was me a half-second away from sliding my dick in a girl when my mom bursts in on us

i figure its because ive fapped daily since i was 12

>>39646270
>fap more to increase test
Masturbation actually destroys test production and makes your body unable to use it's own test as well as increases estrogen production and excessive sex doesn't help in the least.

Also the study that people keep touting about prostate health and masturbation has never at any point been proven to be correct in any way.
As a matter of fact excessive masturbation has been shown to harm the prostate.

idk lad, I had one in middle school where it was at night an aquarium and i was just banging the shit out of this 10/10 qt 3.14 and cumming endlessly
i think i mustve came 4 times irl too it was like a pool

haven't had one since

>>39638951
I had my only one when I was 23. It was alarming, to say the least

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>>39638951
I'm 33 and if I don't fap, then I have a wet dream once a week, like clockwork. But, im Sexually deprived and could probably fap 3 times a day and still not be satisfied. Like when was 18. Hopefully it's because my test is off the charts

>>39638951
My only wet dream was when I was dreaming of sucking my own cock.

It feels so real, but I wake up before the orgasm with my sheets covered in semen.

>>39638951
I have one almost every night. My boyfriend doesn't fuck me enough, though.

>>39646872
thats just the masturbation addict that invades every no fap thread and tries to get everyone as pathetic as himself

>>39640588
Same. Interesting, I've never talked about this with my female friends before and I'm just wondering if it's more common for females. I think wet dreams are really cool because they get interesting.

Literally I will sound like I'm making this up but I had one about Putin last night. My bf and I are watching House of Cards so that's probably related

The only wet-dream I've ever had was when I was 19 and it was after a night of drinking+coke. The dream wasn't even sexual, I remember I was laying bed with a girl and the blanket rubbed my dick and I felt like I was pissing and I bolted awake but it was just cum. Very shocking.

>>39641135
Small town problems. I had that problem and it went away when I moved. I've found the love of my life. Just fucking move, it's worth it

>>39639570
Also morning wood happens because you move a bit in your sleep and sheets and your thighs rub your dick a bit. Same thing probably stimulates you for wet dreams.

>>39647686
You really think this?

pffftahaha

Sometimes I feel like I'm cutting off the blood supply to my balls in my sleep. Is this possible?

>>39647686
No lad

>>39647686
Kek

>>39647458
Sorry to bring it to ya, but the fact that you are jerking it 3 times a day does not mean that your libido sooo through the roof but rather that you have conditioned yourself to pornography and are suffering from an addiction that you do not even realize...

Your porn addiction <> Your Libido

>>39647735
Yes, and it is probably disrupting your sleep. Get looser underwear

>>39639570
remember I didn't fap for like a month
I masturbated and when I orgasm my knees collapsed and I almost went unconscious with an intense rush of euphoria
The bathroom floor was literally covered with thick disgusting yellow shit, it didn't even look like semen. and there was a such a large volume of it too, insane. It took like 10 minutes to clean it all
thats what happens if you don't release, it just kinda coagulates

>>39650692
It even happens when I'm sleeping naked.

>>39651454
I've had the yellow shit too. It wasn't that euphoric though, it was more like my body desperately trying to flush out dangerous levels of build-up.

I remember once, I went into hospital for about a week. No fapping there - and I decided to carry on with the no-fap after I was discharged.

After about 2 weeks of abstinence, I was having a shit and I noticed that every time I pushed as I shat, my cock was also pissing out semen.

There was no sensation associated with it - I only realised when I looked down and saw what was happening.

Fucking weird eh?

30+ and still wake up with a wooden dick .

>>39639570
PHD Broscience

>>39646872
>Masturbation actually destroys test production
>I didn't read and don't know about biology
Masturbation doesn't destroy test production or decrease testosterone.

>Also the study that people keep touting about prostate health and masturbation has never at any point been proven to be correct in any way.
>As a matter of fact excessive masturbation has been shown to harm the prostate.
>I really didn't read and don't know shit about biology
>http://www.webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20040406/frequent-ejaculation-prostate
>http://urology.jhu.edu/newsletter/prostate_cancer712.php >http://www.frequenturinationinmenexplained.com/ejaculation-and-prostate-cancer/
That study was also published this year and includes a ten year follow up. Disprove that and all the other science that says jacking it's good for you and especially plays a positive role in prostate health and try again. I'm sure there's a study out there with a ten year follow up proving your pseudoscience

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>>39647604
>thats just the masturbation addict that invades every no fap thread and tries to get everyone as pathetic as himself
Oh, it's just the same idiot that keeps on claiming masturbations an addiction and drug habit when it's neither
>http://desuarchive.org/fit/thread/39588719/#39592895

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>>39638951
Who is she?

>>39638951
I'm 27 and I've never had one. idk tbqh desu