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>so i have to do presentation for class
>awkward as shit
>start working out
>not so awkward
>zyzz is my inspiration
>presentation again
>trembling
>just keep telling myself "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
>get confident
>my turn
>i get up there
>start shaking uncontrollably
>start telling myself "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
>teacher says I can start anytime
>I start off with "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
>at this point I'm so nervous I blackout
>"i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
>repeat at least 4 more times
>Look around the room, people are saying "why does he keep saying that?"
>girls start laughing
>pass out
>hit head on the corner of teacher's desk
>minor concussion
>teacher thinks I was on drugs
>classmates call my zeezprah
>nickname eventually turns into zebra
>i haven't heard my real name in months
>haven't been this depressed since high school
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>>39629888
Hi pasta. Long time no see.
Remember, not everyone uf us gonna get laid in college.
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How long have you been posting this? I just checked the archive, damn
Also here's the pic
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>>39629926
It's the first time I'm posting it. I just realized I haven't seen it in at least a year. Is that when it was first posted?
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>tfw love public speaking, being the centre of attention makes me feel alpha as fuck, and I get paid 70 grand a year just to memorise and give presentations to businesses around the state
The weird irrational fear of public speaking 90% of people have really makes me worth more than I deserve for what I do.
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>>39629935
http://desuarchive.org/fit/search/text/zebra%20presentation/
Also yes. Archive doesn't even go back that far
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