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Wouldn't it be great if there was an appliance that could

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Wouldn't it be great if there was an appliance that could produce a tasteless macro sludge you could sip throughout the day? You would enter in how many calories/protein/fats/carbs you want, press the dispense button, and there you have a a perfect days nutrition. No time wasted on cooking, no dirty dishes, no worries, just you and your sludge.
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>>39628856
But I enjoy food you skeleton, I want the peanut butter, the breads, the cheese, the pasta, the chocolate, the icecream, the Nutella jar, the pizza

Fuck you, I'm cutting and you just gave me depression
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That would be pretty fucking awesome actually... since everyone is so fucking smart and studying in some stem field, you fucks should all get together and create something like this. You useless sacks of muscle shit
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>>39628856
This basically is soylent
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Enjoy your pellegra, beriberi, megaloblastic anaemia, and other various complication from micronutrient deficiencies
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>>39628892
>soy
First problem
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>>39628872
Lol. Same here. Thankfully I am hitting the point where eating such plain food for every meal doesn't make me want to cry but every once in a while I get hit with a hardcore craving and have to go take a cold shower
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>>39628892
Ive been doing soylent. I find its easy to build a decent diet around soylent. Ill have it for breakfast and lunch and eatb other stuff and shakes around it to get my macros.

I wish they'd come out with a higher calorie option, or soylent for different uses. Weight gaining, higher protein, etc
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>>39628927
I could go for pizza and potato wedges with you right now my friend
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>>39628877
Yeah but imagine marketing that to your superiors. "yeah I wanna make tasteless sludge that gives you all of your calories with none of the enjoyment. I think I am gonna call it nutrient paste" Doesn't really sound like something they would like, even with it's applications in the military, humanitarian efforts, weightlifting, etc.

Personally I would definitely go for something like this but I think most people wouldn't want it. Especially with all these beautiful wymyns that are so healthy we need a forklift to move them.
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>>39628936
Oh God yes. I could eat a freaking mountain of that stuff right now, let me know when and where to show up haha!

I'm just gonna try and fall asleep before I start getting hungry again :'(
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>>39628856
That appliance exists, it's called a blender you bender.
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In fact they should make all and every food but with no calories, imagine calorie free pizza? Why is this not real yet? What's the point of science
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>Cream+oats+whey+blender

You realize there's more to food than macros though, right?
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>>39628990
okay fine. you can enter your micronutrient targets too
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>>39628908
>there's soy in soylent meme
its a movie reference you dope
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>>39629017
Multivitamins you fag.
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>>39628961
This + optional scale for precision
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>>39629051

http://files.soylent.com/pdf/soylent-nutrition-facts-2-0-en.pdf

Third fucking ingredient is soy you mong.
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>>39628932
Bro they have custom recipes on their website for exactly that shit. People submit them themselves.
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