/fit/ confessions. >I un-ironically get all of my fitness

*Looks back*

BRRRAAAAAAPPPPP

I wipe off all the equipment I use with wet wipes because I'm a considerate human being

i dont even lift, i got myself a membership at the gym down the road and i only went twice and havent been back in a month. after work i just cant be assed to go

is jason blah bad help I am a new faggot and have been doing icf 5x5 for 3 months now

>>39628508
icf is a solid routine. He in general has decent knowledge.


The reason people don't like or trust him is because he makes up a bunch of absurd claims about himself . He claims that he used to be a cia mercenary, a male model, a steroid dealer, a science fiction writer, and other shit I am forgetting .

>>39628428

>I am about to unironically sign up for membership at planet shitness.
My college campus is about to close up shop for the holidays, and I am poor as a field mouse.

>I skipped several workouts (not in a row) and have felt no disturbance in the force
I am leery of making this a habit, though. Gains still strong.

>I can only get through small sections of Starting Strength. I've flat out stopped reading the book at least five times.

Theres good stuff in those pages, but Jesus, Ripp is a bad writer. I feel like half of his pedantic shit on the squat could hit the cutting floor, and lose nothing of value.
I really wish Ripp's friend Dan John had written a book on the basic movements- hes miles away easier to read and practical as all hell.

>>39628493
You sicken me
>I do this too.

>I have a mini giantess fetish
>I like chubby/fat women

Try beating that.

GLHF.

>>39629219
How much is planet fitness? I need a gym for 1 month, do they do that kind of thing?

I know there's one by my house and I'll be home from college for an entire month.

i-i like girls with dicks

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>>39628428
>I un-ironically get all of my fitness information from Jason Blaha

>have never squatted or deadlifted

Jason Blaha would be dissapointed.

I haven't squatted in about 6 months

Had to take a month or so off from them and was initially too scared of experiencing lost strength. Now I just think leg press and dreads are enough for legs desu

Literally every week I've told myself I'll start squatting again

>tfw you're just an asshole at heart

>i unironically piss in my hand while at the urinals then i touch the olympic bars on the squat rack and bench

>I count the weight with the bar included

not 100% convinced this is a bad thing, it's still weight that's being lifted even if you are already lifting it anyway

>>39629639

Where I am its about 10.99 a month, or so.
I kinda want to ask about the one month thing, too. Im gonna call later on this week.

>>39628428
I unironically do pull ups while hanging from the ceiling fan at the gym and shit while it is on and spinning to assert dominance