what are my chances of passing a drug test exactly 2 weeks ago

also, what are some things i can do to help me pass the test. im already drinking plenty of water and im going to drink a lot more right before i go. anything else i can do?

How frequently do you smoke? I'd say you're pretty safe unless you're a total pothead who usually smokes every day.

>>39628106
before the 2 tokes i had 2 weeks ago i didnt smoke for about a month. i smoke roughly once every 2 months

sooo not very often at all lol

>>39628127
There is no way to hurry the process, that's a meme. You're prob fucked, it doesn't matter how much you had smoked. It takes 3-4 weeks for it to leave your system, regardless of how much you had

>>39628080
>tomorrow
naw... sorry bro

>>39628080
Urine test?

>>39628080
long time smoker/ former d1 athlete here so i know a thing or two about passing drug tests.

how long it takes the reefer to get out of your system depends on your metabolism (sounds like broscience, I know), but there are a few general rules you can go by:
(1) after four weeks you are almost certainly OK. this is an upper limit, but not a hard answer.
(2) some people metabolize it completely within a week. don't feel like youre safe because you don't gain weight easily tho, metabolism is more complicated than that.
(3) if you smoke frequently it builds up in your system and you test positive for longer. that said, your body also becomes better at processing it later on it passes through your system more quickly.
(4) drinking water is good, you also should have done a bunch of cardio but its too late now.
(5) i've never done a cleanse but i've seen them work in 2-3 days. that said, they fucking wreck your body and steal your gains
(6) honestly weed is fucking weird in that it affects people super inconsistently and there are exceptions to all of the above rules. the best you can do is try to tip the odds in your favor
(7) two puffs is nothing youre probably chiill

Are you fat? Do you have a slow metabolism? Whats the cutoff level for metabolites for the drug test? Overall, Id say you stand a good chance of passing, assuming youre not a fatass and the cut off level for metabolites isnt low.

>>39628594
You are gonna be fine drink water and sweat
>>39628127
Thats inccorect