>be me >married for 3 years >wife wants a kid >got

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>>39625164
oh my god u fucking cuck kill yourself please god

>>39625164
this >>39625192

>225 bench is enough to make women want to have your children
Looks like they forgot to alert the girls in my area

>>39625164

>Kill wife
>Kill gym partner
>Go to prison
>New gym partner and unlimited gains

Also, learn to take dick since you're halfway to being a faggot, you cuck.

>>39625192
I'm gonna have to go ahead and agree with this guy.
I'd suggest you reverse your vasectomy, but you're right, you shouldn't pass on your genes.

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>>39625192
first post, best post

>>39625164
Cuck posters aren't even trying anymore

>>39625164
I pray to god to be merciful and allow this to be bait

>>39625164
>she wants to just have sex with him
That's the quintessence. Your wife wants to fuck your gym buddy. Everything else is just justification for your degeneracy you fucking cuck

>>39625222
this desu

>>39625164
cuckposters are so fucking pathetic

>>39625164
murder-suicide

>>39625164
Retarded cuck, you can get sperm directly from your balls by surgery.

>>39625580
>post says he has no money
>calls OP retarded

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>>39625222
Kek and nice trips

ITT: No one gets the joke. He's more concerned about his relationship with his gym buddy than his marriage, thus poking fun at those who put fitness above personal relationships. You're welcome.

>>39625164
>literal cuck
>getting a memesctomy
>married
>poor
You should probably kill yourself.

>>39625580

He can just jerk off into a turkey-baster and inject it into the wife.