>oh hey anon!
>we thought everyone left
>no! stay, take your shirt off and hop in
>we know you work out, I want to see those abs
>b-bulking? power-lifting? you don't have abs?! What do you in the gym?!
>>39623082
y-you too
>>39623082
I CAN'T SWIM OKAY GOD ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY NOW?
>>39623082
>oh halo anonymus he he : - )
>oha we think hot becus gym
>undress yes
>few abdominals? uha
>Yeah babe no problem
>>39623082
Hahaha
>Yeah, I have an 1000lbs total. I'm basically a power-lifting god.
>>39624955
MANLET AHAHAHAHA
>well girls, let me explain
>first off, to achieve a good bulk you need to count your calories and make sure to lift a lot of weights....
>1 hour later
>and that's why Scooby is so popular on /fit/
>they stare at me at an awe
>n-no homo
>dry myself and leave
>>39624955
Try harder
Thank you. Although I have great abs from doing the king of compound movements, the barbell squat, I don't care about showing them off.
As an aspiring powerlifter, whose main focus lies on functional strengt, I am totally fine with having a little belly. Abs are for boys anyway.
>>39624967
Many keks sir
>That was an electrifying story anon. Do tell another?
>>39624877
>implying it's not knee-deep
>>39624966
He's 5'11" baby girl
>>39624971
I literally can't
>>39623082
>Implying I don't have abs
>Implying I'm not deathly afraid of warm water
>Implying they haven't pissed and shit in the water
>Implying my real name is Anon
>haha I don't have abs
>get in anyway
>if they are into me, cool
>if they aren't into me, cool as well because I'm in a hot tub and hot tubs are nice
>>39624985
F-fuck you lanklet
>>39624967
kekerino
>>39624955
Mirin
Quads so big that abs dont even matter anymore
>>39624955
>Omg anon are you seriously standing? You'll drown down there
>>39623082
Fuck off Suzan, we both know that you're Jessica's friend because you make her look better. You're a soft 7 at best
>>39626648
Using this next time a roastie pisses me off
>>39624967
I actually want to hear. Why is Scooby so popular?
>I don't lift for you
Go home to be alone as everyday
>>39623082
b-but my obliques...
>>39625134
This guy gets it
>>39624991
>implying 5'11 isnt manlet status
top jej
>>39624955
>roiding for this
>>39623082
I'd let right lick my anus while I impregnated left.