>no waist >no boobs >no hips >no muscle definition

keep going faggot

that's all there is

>>39613462
>>no waist
>>no boobs
>>no hips
>>no muscle definition in my big ol arms

>men will still fuck you

Who fucking cares.

Kys

>>39613462
you look like you play JV football.

>>39613462
lose fat and do stomach vacuums, read strong curves by bret contreras.

>>39613462
Become an anorexic qt.

>>39613478
I used to be, senpai

actually lifting would be a good start

>>39613462

Steroids.

>>39613462

if you'll bite your panties like that i dont care what you look like

>>39613477
I was 20% bf a month ago according to a bodyscan, should I cut to 16%?

Not gonna lie, that's a rough starting point...

>>39613517
Ikr, jesus. Like. I'm a fucking B-cup, and I got my dad's legs (ie long and basically the last place to gain weight naturally), and I have had thick arms my whole life. RIP, I'm not even a short qt. I'm, like, 5'7".

>>39613517
I had D-cup, was anorexic for a few years, lost all my weight in my tiddies, regained my weight to normal and gained it as mostly arm fat apparently. kms

>>39613531
you actually look pretty alright better than average at least don't worry about it so much

>>39613561
A-at least I'm not a landwhale, eh..?

Why do you even care. Having a vagina is enough to have hundreds of guys wanting to fuck you.

>>39613572
you have the exact same body type as my gf but she's a C-cup and is 5'5

you have really nice legs from that pic and your body is coming along fine since you lift anyway it'll probably look better when your body gets a lot more defined and you do in fact look better than my gf and I'd honestly give anything for her to look anything remotely close to yours Tbh

don't worry about it so much your legs are nice and shapely right now and you don't look as bad as you say you do don't be so harsh on yourself

>>39613610
No worthwhile swole guys, though. Plus, I don't want someone to fuck me, I want to be something my man is proud of having. Need to be perf before I deserve a boyfriend, and all that.

>>39613462
>those hands
Are you a tranny? If yes, can I suck your dick? No homo.

>>39613462
Post pic topless, it can't be that bad.

>>39613645
thanks, but I'm not.

>>39613462
I'm sorry but how can we help you if you don't show us your vageegee?

>>39613561
>>39613572
Let's not beat around the bush here; better than average would be a stretch even in burger land.

Now on to the real points, /fit/ is a great place if you're looking for little pieces of advice or stories to tune your routine, or if you're looking for fitness memes and entertainment.

/fit/ is a horrible place if you're a beginner looking to start working out or if you're looking to create a whole new routine. For that, you're better off Googling the myriad of starting-guides online.

So either you thought /fit/ would help you by posting a generic "what do" thread (mistake)
or you knew /fit/ won't help and you you're just fishing for complements (mistake)

From your initial replies, I'd pin you in the latter category.

I don't know exactly what look you're trying to go for, but chances are it will probably make you uglier.

Try acting like a good housewife/woman, get rid of all arrogance you have, be more submissive, that will make you 1000x more attractive to men than whatever you look like.

You're caring about appearance when you should already know that sex is incredibly easy to get for even uglier/fatter females.

>>39613531
Stupid bitch, you're not short at 5'7" as a female. That's above average height for females, and besides guys don't care about your height like girls do for guys, if they do the issue is that you're too tall, not too short.

eat more do squats

>women posting here without everything going to absolute shit
>The general for them that might still be up from a few days ago
>Actually decent memery threads popping up here and there
Is /fit/, dare I say it, good again?

>>39613664
>better than average would be a stretch even in burger land.

70% of the population is overweight.

I'm almost overweight too according to BMI though, even though I have low bodyfat and it's mainly due to muscle. I don't think there's many guys like that messing up the statistics though.

>>39613666
I already am submissive and scared of men. I literally call them all "sir", and all I want to do is find a nice Catholic man who won't take my whiny shit and makes me a better person by being firm with me. I want to settle down and have somebody's child, but my body is so shit that I don't deserve that.

I don't want sex, I want to deserve a strong protective man by being attractive to him.

I said I wasn't a short qt, learn to read.

>>39613666
This person speaks the truth in many things
OP should never worry about not getting laid because of lack of womanly features

>>39613462
Your hips aren't bad. If you loose weight, your waist will get smaller and your hip to waist ratio will be decent.

Boobs are not a big deal, most guys (and almost all women) will prefer small over fake

Definition comes with low body fat, when you start to get slimmer up the calories a bit and try to gain muscle if that's what you want.

>>39613531
>5'7
>not short
Hah! When will they learn?

>>39613678
Did you start browsing last year or something
Fit will never be good again until quad and camb come back

I'd fuck you if it wasn't for you being an insecure retard. Stop complaining and be happy with yourself. You're fitter than like 90% of women, so fuck off.

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Youre perfect.

>>39613687
Weight is only one factor that plays into attractiveness. There's plenty of thick qt's that would fall into the overweight category but have good body ratio and facial genetics.

I'm just being brutally honest. From all the women I interact with, I would put you at below average attractiveness.

Now are you looking for advice or just venting and fishing for complements?

you're doing good, sister

>>39613719
no you

Post pic of your legs and feet.

>>39613702
Perfect, I would marry you but I don't have money.

>>39613731
Looking for advice, who the fuck would look for compliments on 4chan?

>>39613748
>who would look for attention on 4chan
>post bait

>>39613748
A lot of people actually.

CBT thread on /fit/, and tons of camwhore threads on /soc/.

>>39613748
What type of advice are you looking for? Are you wanting to build strength or fill out a natural female curve? The two are not mutually exclusive by the way.

>>39613778
Natural female curves, but I want to be able to be stronger than the average woman and do pullups and stuff.

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>>39613748
>who the fuck would look for compliments on 4chan?
Uhm, alot of fucking guys do since we rarely hear positive comments IRL
Girls might get attention thrown in their direction and being told they are fuckable every single day but for most guys compliments are few and far inbetween and even here they are mixed with insults

With that said, go fuck yourself

>>39613462
use waist trainer for a while and stop before it gets ridiculous
https://www.instagram.com/kikivhy ce/
link related used to be like you,deleted her old pics tho

>>39613794
So the obvious starting point here is squats. Not just once a week squats either, but start working that in like every other day if you want to make real progress. I can personally recommend taking a wide-stance because that will help you activate your glutes more than normal squat stance. That's also true for any type of leg press exercise: go wide and go deep to put more force on your glutes, and also you have to actually focus on contracting them while you press for max efficiency.

For non-butt related curves, cutting down on body fat will help a lot. Get started on a strict diet regime, Google some plans or something, but whatever you do, you have to be dedicated or else you won't see results.

Learn how to do deadlifts as well, because free weight squats and deadlifts should be essential tools to any female wishing to improve their female physique.

>>39613531
>>39613462
Dont worry i would still do sexual activities with you.

>>39613748

>> www.4chan.org/soc/

>>39613853
>>39613794
One more point worth making is that if you go on a cutting diet and start to lose weight, the hardest hit areas will be your boobs and your butt. These are natural stores of fat, so you're going to see these disappear at first if you actually go through with trimming up.

That being said, once you get off a cutting diet, these will be the first places that fill back in, which will help with obtaining feminine curves.

>>39613462
I'd still let you buy me a drink.

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>>39613833
S E M E N
D E M O N

>>39613462
u look stronger than 90% of the female population.
stop being such a cry baby and start leaving humanity behind.

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>>39613462
Listen, little baby. You're going to get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about.
Let me just say, you're pefect the way you are. You hear me, sugar? P E R F E C T.

Don't ever change. You deserve everything and anything you want. Stay safe for me, babygirl.

>mfw thinking about you hurting

>>39613462
get ya rat out

>>39613531
My wife has the same problem dude. You need to keep those arms in check. Once those bingo wings come you cant get rid of that shit.

>>39613462
OP
These two posts are important AF for you to read. Also, make sure your hormones are in check, BC vs. no birth control can really change how fat is distributed in your body. Estrogen preferentially stores fat in the boobs, butt area.

All that being said, keep going. Find an area you want to improve in and focus on that area, no less than 2x per week, eat your calories and keep going. It's tough during that middle period, but you gotta work past it.
>>39613853
>>39613919

>>39615448
I copied them into a doc, just in case I ever need reminding. :)

Not on BC, I don't believe in messing with my hormones like that.

Thanks for the tips and support, dude!

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>>39615493
I think you're missing the point. The point is you have to squat.

On this dick.

>>39615614
Only if we're married and you're Catholic, breh.

>>39615643
Degenerate as fuck my good man. I'm out.

>>39615674
>having morals and respecting my body
>degenerate

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>>39615698
>catholic
>morals

show titties

no one cares you have life on easy mode regardless quit menstruating all over our board get your head out your ovaries and fuck off

>>39615720
come fight me about it

>>39615643
pls become protestant and marry me bby

Where are you from?

>>39615740
You'd probably call rape after I effortlessly subdued you with the overwhelming strength of patriarchy.

>>39615751
:^( can't we just accept that we're both christian and that's fine? My priest might understand me marrying a Protestant, come over here senpai.

I'm so desperate for a traditional, religious, strong man that I'd settle for a nice Protestant, dude.

>>39615762
Fool, being better than a woman in any way is rape!

>>39615774
Uh, oh! Here come the Episcopalians here to ask about who is more right! Quick! Hide!

>>39615774
we're still out here bby don't give up. maybe I'll be catholic for sicc body of christ gainz

>>39615798
I am a female in 2016, it is me who is right.

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>>39615798
>Episcopalians

>>39613462

Please be in the city that I am in, so that I can concoct this whole creepy fantasy in my head about us being together, you know, "like that".

>>39613505
you should cut to 12%

>>39615801
do it

>>39615818
I wouldn't give out my city to people on the internet, as it's rather small.

Norway, though, so doubtful that we'd be in the same city anyways.

>>39613462
Maybe you could become a trap?

I don't mean the ones with feminine penis, but the opposite. You look really manly, and i think it's more likely that girls would fuck you than that men would.

>>39615858
N-not like i want a strong traditional husband or anything....

>>39615835
pls be in trondheim

>>39615825
She is a female.

Females aren't supposed to have that low bodyfat.

>>39615872
Nope, sorry.

>>39613462
>no waist
waist is only perceived when boobs and hips are pronounced. nothing wrong with our waist atm since there is not much fat.
>no boobs
small boobs are better despite most people shilling big boobs
>no hips
SQUATS AND OATS 10000x
>no muscle definition in my big ol arms
do pull ups and chin ups

>>39615825
My reproductive system got fucked when I was at 13% body fat, so I'd rather not go to 12% if i want any chance of having a child in the future.

>>39615887
O S T F O L D

>>39615825

> 12%
> she's a woman

She'd be a female hungry skeleton.

>>39615858
This desu

Op just inject some sterons in your pooper, grow a masculine clit, get swole and let Stacey call you daddy. Only chance for you to make it considering you genetic precondition.

>>39615891
Aye aye, cap'n, thanks for this good objective advice

>>39615913
R O G A L A N D

>>39615871
how many are left in norway?

>>39615946
we're not swedes you dumb fucker

>>39615974
pls m8 I meant no offense, I had hoped that not all scandinavia is cucked

>>39613505
>16%
it's either 6% or bust, you fucking quitter. who the fuck needs periods and hormones.

>>39615974
all you snow people are leftist cucks in the eyes of the world.

>>39613476
I'm dying hahaha

>>39616133
we are leftists, at least economically

>>39613462
cute tummers

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>>39613462
I WANT TO CUMMY ON YOUR TUMMY

>>39613462
i'd be more concerned about that pig nose, birds nest hair and fat neck than all the stuff you listed.

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we have the same shorts lel

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>>39616805
oh wait those are pants wtf

>>39613462
>WHAT FUCKIN DO, /FIT/?
Train harder
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/02/just-because-you-have-vagina.html
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2011/01/just-because-you-have-vagina-second.html

>>39613462
Squats, Squats, Squats, Squats and more squats

>>39613472
>39613472
this imho

>>39613462
B I S M A R C K
I
S
M
A
R
C
K

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lol this is freaky, you look like dyel me. For a second I thought someone posted one of my old pics.

OP needs some combination of fenugreek, fennel, red clover, soy, flax seeds, and ESPECIALLY pueraria mirifica. Take roughly half the shit I just listed and enjoy your additional two cup sizes.

>>39618234
I don't know if you're the guy who posted in another thread about secretly feeding his gf this stuff but I started doing it too. When can I expect results?

>>39617580
U jump on var?

>>39618297
Yeee

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>>39613476
wtf too true

>>39613472
You guys know that women don't want to get fucked, right? Like, it's not what they care about at all.

>>39613666
Not OP, but this post made me not like men anymore.

>>39613462
Nice gyno faggot

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>>39618350
this

contrary to popular belief women feel zero pleasure during sex

the only reason they do it is because they're hard wired to want babies and to control men

that's why they're so stupid too

dum bitches

>>39613462
Did you start lifting pretty recently? You should just keep at it, that looks like a pretty good starting point. Just keep training your major muscles and accessories. It takes a little longer than it would for a man, but you'll get really fit.

I've been training for a little over a year now and I've made a lot of progress in both strength and aesthetics. Just keep at it, get enough protein, don't give up.

>>39618361
Good, go find some butch lesbian who will take you both out in a fit of histrionic rage.

>>39618405
There's a 50/50 chance you're not trolling. If you're not trolling, this is why you're a forever alone faggot on 4chan. If you are trolling, it's believable.

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>>39618426
dum bitch detected

dum bitches be dum

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>>39618405

>reading this red pill bullshit

>>39615882
>>39615899
>>39615915
You morons. 12% is ideal female body fat according /fit/ survey. Fat on women is a meme

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>>39613462
>that curly hair

Plz tell me you're in WA
I will be gym buddy and fuck buddy
Double the buddy minus the tubby

>>39613472
this 2bh

>>39613462
>tfw a girl has more muscles than you

End me

>>39618660
>>39617580

>>39618679
Even worse, WTF

>>39618687
don't feel bad I'm not natty

>>39618701
london

lewds?

>tfw boobs
>tfw wide hips
>tfw waist of some sort
>tfw muscle definition
>tfw not a complete butterface

Thank you God.

>>39613462
Looks like towelhead's bathroom.
Towelie did you have a sex change?

>>39618748
Do you prefer dyel me or swole me?

>>39613666
>>39613666
>Stupid bitch, you're not short at 5'7" as a female.
manlet detected.

Don't listen to his lies OP. You're gonna make it

>>39613702
Snapchat? Kik? I am interested.

>>39618861
Are you in Detroit or Toronto by any chance?

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>>39618886
DYEL

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>>39619193
I was hoping you would say swole but whatever.. have a cute one, I didn't even have abs back then

>>39613462
I'd still smash

>>39618861
>tfw no proof

>>39616133
obligatory "leftist =/= libtard"

>>39619236
Guess I'm going to beta myself and white knight to say, holy shit you're cute & your body is nice and tight. Keep it up.

>>39619258
Thank you but this pic is very old, I'm swole now

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>>39619236
ok now swole

>>39619274
get lost, attention whore

>>39613462
kill yourself you ugly

>>39619236
Here you look cute, in the other pics I just want to knock you out.

>>39619323
>I just want to knock you out.
Really? I actually into rape and sadomasochism so yah

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>>39619276
Yeee

>>39619323
At least now I can put up a fight ;)

>>39619426
not me

>>39619435
not me

How did you get that picture of me anyway you creep

>>39619455
very funny, why don't you post another one?

>>39613702
If it makes you feel better, I'm a man who "settled" with a girl who didn't have assets because she is genuinely loving, caring, extremely submissive, and basically everything like you.

She's love to cook, clean, suck dick, give back rubs, listen, follow my advice, and take it up the ass.


If you have the personality you will find the right man who will come to love every part of you and eventually you will too.

The qualities you posses that aren't physical will be far more valuable in the coming years, just give it time and be on the look out for the right man to impress.

>>39619435
Damn girl, you look fine. A little too muscly for me but good job. Can I have another cute pic form dyel you? Maybe with feet this time?

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>>39619579
Thanks and sure why not..

>>39619662
FUARK

>>39619662
post the most naked pic you will post

>>39619662
A

N

T

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>>39618405

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>>39620237
Comp suit naked is as far as I will go..

>>39620441
>comp
>not natty
>posing in your pictures as if you have something worth showing off

seriously fuck off

>>39620441
Fucking gross.

>>39620441

nice pectoral muscles

>>39620441
Repulsive.

>>39620458
>>39620461
>>39620469
>>39620483

/fit/, you make my proud.

>>39620491
We make your what proud, dumb mobileposter?

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>>39620469
<3

>>39620441
You look uncomfy as fuck. Wouldn't cuddle with.

>>39620441
vomitingoutofnosemouthandears.jpeg

>>39619435
You have a v-taper like a dude, if you're not a lesbian then you're retarded. Use to be cute now your half-way to crossfit dude mode with huge traps. women should never roid it just gives them more masculine features.

>>39620516
Pls post butt

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I can be comfy.. :(

>>39620581
gross

>>39620502
>mobileposter

I think we have a 1337 HAXXOR in our midst.

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>>39620556
..

>>39620625
Why do you keep attention whoring?

>>39620625
I know you're expecting me to lie but I won't.. I like the attention and I'm also giving fapping material to Anons who are alone like me..

>>39620653
Dont you feel a bit of guilt for shitting up a thread just because you want attention?

You can go to /soc/, you know?

>>39620653
This ain't fapping material honey

>>39618405
That's bait right there

>>39620683
The thread had already gone to shit before I started posting.. And it's not all on me, people ask for pics and I post.. if they stop asking I'll stop posting..

>>39620691
Some people like it..

>>39620701
Yeah, but that kind of thinking is whats killing this board. Many people on /fit/ might also think like you, thats why so many stupid threads are posted constantly and now they compose almost the entirety of the board instead of being the 1percent.

/rant off

>>39618405
yes

>>39620725
I'm sorry I know.. I'm just in a really bad place right now.. Last week I got off to a mens deodorant ad.. /fit/ is literally all I have..

>>39620746

BOSTON
O
S
T
O
N

>>39620746
Fucking get laid. You're female, you have it on EZ mode.

>>39618501
nice bait

>>39620771
People say that all the time and it's the most retarded thing. I have two really close girlfriends and we're all single.. All three of us are a little socially awkward but aside from that, I don't know what happened.. Men just stopped flirting at some point.. And I'm not just saying that. It's not like a bunch of average dudes are hitting on me but I'm waiting for the Men's Health cover guy so I turn everyone down.. Men just don't flirt anymore.. And then there's the slut thing.. You may think otherwise because here I am posting pictures of my butt on 4chan, but I'm not a slut. I need some kind of intimacy.. I can't just "get laid".. We think differently men and women and we have different needs.. Btw my girlfriends and I come from good families, we all know how to cook and clean and all of us went to college.. I don't understand.

>>39620625
Keep posting I'm gonna cum soon

>>39620837
Would you like to see me pumped..?

>>39620837
plz kys

>>39620842
op send snapchat or whatsapp

>>39620842
Yes,keep going

>>39620828

Maybe you should go to places where men hit on women?

Most guys won't hit on girls at the gym. If I saw you at the gym I would think 'god damn I wish I saw her anywhere else' so I could hit on her.

But you can't do that crap at the gym, or you get kicked out of the gym.

How would you like to get kicked out of the gym you go to?

I'd legit kill myself there are no other gyms other than one an hour away.

I guess I shouldn't be giving advice because I don't go anywhere where I can hit on women, I just work and go to the gym and go home and shitpost.

But if you want men to hit on you... bars.

>>39618941
>being this desperate

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>>39620859
<3

>>39620851
I'm not OP..

>>39620863
>I just work and go to the gym and go home and shitpost
I know that feel..

>>39620828
Yeah, sitting on your ass flicking your bean while expecting dudes to come flirt with you sounds SUPER ROUGH. I don't know how you girls manage life that's that hard.

>>39620884
I'd 69 then cream pie you in a heartbeat

>>39620441
you look very nice to be around and browsers /fit/....marry me please

also post back

>>39620884

Well that's why we're lonely.

Because we go to the gym, work, shitpost, go to sleep, repeat.

We put ourselves into this situation.

I've actually become sort of numb and okish with it, like, I made an account on an online dating website, went on a few dates and realized during the dates

>I would rather be at home posting on /fit/
>I spent like 20 bucks in gas
>this date cost me $20
>I dont even like this girl
>I'm not having fun

I got laid multiple times from it and I realized

>I dont like this girl
>this girl isnt very pretty
>I dont love this girl
>why am I even doing this

If you want to go on dates make an account on online dating.

I use(d) okcupid.

Or just become OK with it like me. I am actually pretty happy alone at this point.

>>39620581
GOMAD

>>39620625
hnnngggg that ass

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>>39620897
Sweet lord I actually came so you deserve this..

>>39620941
I just came while watching, thanks

>>39620884
will you stay with var or will you try stronger stuff?

>>39617580
Who is this cutie

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>>39620908
<3

>>39620915
I hope you find someone.. I've been alone for a long time and I've only gotten more introverted so it's hard for me..

>>39620949
Thank you again..

>>39620988
Var is just fine for now..

>>39620993
Me..

See you around guys..

>>39618886
Can i get swole you you look fuggin sexy

>>39620996
post video of you taking a shit into your hand and rubbing it on your neck

>>39619435
This is beauty
God I wish my gf looked like this

>>39620828
Try not looking like a man.

>>39620996
where do you life? I wonder why nobody would like to go up to you and flirt

>>39620996
How fast did you grow on var? How did it feel

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>>39618405
lol

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Estrogenes, for ffs

>see this thread
>get depressed
wish my gf would lift heavy. cring evrytiem I see her lousy program an app gave her..

>>39621197
sneak some anavar into her dieet

>>39619435

I hate to break it to you, but you were like 8 pushing 9/10 when DYEL, now I'd be more likely to introduce you to my bisexual buddy than try to get you for myself.

>>39613806

>starting your post with "Uhm"
>guy

Yeah fucking right. Kill yourself whore.

>>39613702
AUSTRALIA
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>>39620581
Marry me baby girl
Cute

>>39621355
Thirsty af my man.

>>39620625
muh dick.
More ass & legs pics.

>>39613462
find out whether your ovaries are testes

>>39613462
OP we've got similar body shapes, all I can tell you is there is nothing to tell you. Fat redistribution surgery is the only thing that will give you curves. Any leg work outs or even a BF% drop will just excentuate your rectangular shape. I lift quite heavy and it hasn't helped me at all, next step is surgery to graft fat into my hips to hopefully fix my horrid fucking shape. Good luck

>>39619236
how tall

>>39613462
Go on birth control pills for dem boob/hip gains.
Get thinner for waits and muscle definition.
Do a lot of exercises that hit the glutes for dat ass

>>39618405
>the only reason they do it is because they're hard wired to want babies
The same as men?
Sex feel good because we've evolved to want to make babies.
Everything about our bodies in relation to sex is the product of our natural evolution to want to make babies with someone.
Except for fetishes

>>39618405
Thats bullshit, but I believe it

>>39620581
>femanons in /fit/

>>39613462
You don't look too terible op. Could do better, but id hit it anyway

Remember: stay away from bread. It's really bad for you.

>>39624667
Fuck you, pal. Bread is awesome.

>>39625296
I'm a Frenchfag. Don't eat bread, it kills you and is bad for you.

>>39625396

Surrendered bread too, huh

Why don't all girls post nude pics? You can spread so much happiness!

You look like a FtM tranny who has almost made it. Next thing you need is a dick made out of your huge lesbo clit.

>>39613462
Those fucking arms

BUMP

>>39620996
Please post more.

>>39620941
reinforcement that shit exercises with shit form + gear and you can still make crazy gainz

>>39627244
who doesnt know that?

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>>39625555
Huh, you're quite right.

>>39613666

> says she isnt short
> sperg spergs the fuck out

What is reading comprehension you fucking autist

>>39613666
>be more submissive
>Stupid bitch

you're like a markov chain from a /pol/ thread about women.

>>39613471

right on.

>>39613462
eat clean
exercise
look into TCM herbs and Ghi-Gung
???
profit

>Fishing for fucking compliments on 4chan of all places
>not even posting tits
>still succeeding
This is the death throes of this website, I can't wait for Hiroshima to shut it down on 1/1/2017.

>>39613462
CALADAN's female routine. Do it and do it good.

>>39616286
*IN

>>39616805
Mildly aroused. More?

>>39613476
Holy shit lmao

be nice and funny and a lot of guys will like you

>>39619236
LONDON.

>>39624667
Bread is good for bulking fag

>>39618350
>>39618405
>This is what cucks actually believe

>>39628997
Bread is quite possibly the worst food for you. It's just empty calories. Over the years, the flour we've used has slowly become more bleached and refined, whereas before it was actually healthy and nutritious.

I'm no healthfag, I smoke weed, do ketamine, etc. But you know what I don't do? Eat bread.

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>>39618405
add me to the screencap

>>39618350
I'd rather have mediocre issues and have people constantly reassure me through influx of dick and attention which in turn helps mend those rudimentary problems than be so consistently lonely that small issues turn to large issues in life due to the straight mental damage of being outcast.

tl;dr, it's not about getting fucked or fucking women. It's the psychological impacts that come with it.

You have the same body type as me, Focus your weight routine on building some shoulders and train a butt day seperately to the rest of your leg day. Do things like weighted hip thrusts, reverse hyperextension, back extensions, cable kick backs. Focusing on these areas will make your waist seem smaller and your figure look more like an hourglass

>>39613462
become lesbian, you will make a killing with lesbians looking for a butch girl

>>39618350
>You guys know that women don't want to get fucked
>Like, it's not what they care about at all.
Is this bait?
They then why do they do hair, makeup, go out, act slutty, get drunk, flirt with guys,try to get men they want interested in them, etc. if they don't want to get fucked and don't care about it. If they really don't want to and really don't care, they're doing it the wrong way

>>39627302
Jesus blue board anon

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>this thread

>>39620516
>Dat cute smile

Damnit, I need to find my life. Looking at girls I will never have on an image board. Good night.

>>39617580
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>>39619662
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>>39620884
>>39620996
More of this semen demon.

>>39631323
>>39620941
missed one

>>39613462

pls b in

F R E D R I K S T A D

>>39614087
Wtf

>>39618861
>tfw wide hips
>tfw small waist
>tfw femenine face
>tfw I'm a man

Fuck you God.

>>39613472
>having sex is great meme
Lmao why would you marry a girl wigh high sexual partners you cuck

>>39631831
Hello virgin.

>>39618350
you are fucking retarded lol

>>39631323
>>39631401
MUH

>>39613462
you fell for the SS and GOMAD meme, im srry

>>39618938
Oh no she's not.

>>39613505
try cutting to 16%

>>39618350
That is objectively wrong.

>>39613462
Jeet Kune do, Op.

>>39618405
this is an underrated post iiamqh senpai

>>39614087
she must be so insecure

>>39621022
you might be gay, or atleast bi

>>39629711
>They then why do they do hair, makeup, go out, act slutty, get drunk, flirt with guys,try to get men they want interested in them, etc. if they don't want to get fucked and don't care about it. If they really don't want to and really don't care, they're doing it the wrong way
It's about control and power, anon.

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>>39613633
So get after it i guess. You could just work your ass all day every day i guess. Its the female equivilent of a curl bro.

>>39620581
I hope you lift at the gym wearing this.

>>39617580
>>39619236
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>>39619662
>>39620441
>>39620516
>>39620581
>>39620625
>>39620884
>>39620941
>>39620996
how many of you are smaller than this chick?

>>39636514
That's impossible. Not even dyels are smaller than women.

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>>39620828
You're reaching for 9s and 10s but you're not even an 8

>>39627916
>???
>profit

thanks for keeping it alive, anon. i almost cried right now seeing this.

>>39618405
>contrary to popular belief women feel zero pleasure during sex

Id say thats just with you m8

>2/10 made me reply

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>>39619662
Flex your biceps, you look fine as fuck and they look huge.

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>>39614087
Why do girls/slavs/russians always post vain motivational posts.

>>39639321
>Why do girls/slavs/russians always post vain motivational posts.

because they want to show off how hot they look but they don't want to seem like self absorbed cunts. Imagine just randomly posting shirtless pics of yourself- youre a douche. Add some motivational crap and you're just trying to help people.

>>39619435
Take me in your strong arms

No homo

gosh darn I really want a /fit/ gf now

>>39613462
you a need a go fuck to activate your female hormones

>>39613462
no boobs is hot tho, big boobs are or will soon be saggy boobs

>>39640355
>why workout, youll just be dead someday

>>39620828
If men don't flirt anymore you're:
a) too old
b) too ugly
c) male-brained and boring
d) all of the above

>>39640947
Note that losing fat can make you look a lot younger.

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>>39618405

>>39613462
hip abductions, weighed hip thrusts, leg press and glute kick backs.
you could do squats but that'll work out your core too making waist even harder to make thin

>>39641110
>hip abductions
>abductions
I don't want my hips abducted, thanks.

>>39613462
Squats, squats, squats and eat.

>>39640963
Whoever makes these, I LOVE YOU. You're my favourite meme creator, by far.

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>>39618861
yeah but youre still a guy

>>39618405
stop band wagoning this shitty post

I wonder if recrangle girl is desperate enough to date interracially

>>39643460
Probably not, blackie.