When did you start realizing that all the times you said no homo

Damn, sauce on that pic? N-no homo

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>>39602007
Justin Lasceks Instagram/twitter:(70s_big)

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>>39602037
nice rare justy

>>39602004
He's not gay you thirsty homos

>>39602004
I unironically actually evolved from saying nohomo to realising I was gay.

>>39602004
I never said it in the first place desu, unless as a joke.

>>39602004
a single homosexual experience doesn't make you gay

i would know, i've had several

I'm a homo already so no homo is just me memeing. I'm just missing a /fit/ bf. I'm too autistic

>>39602004
Im honestly wishing i was gay
The perks you get are insane
Easier time dating, more stable relationships, easier to relate to your partner, more active sex life, more "fish in the sea" so to speak

Fucking hell /fit/

>>39604345
Do you want to trade? Because dating as a gay man that doesn't want to fuck everyone at first sight and wants a stable relationship is almost impossible.

>>39604345
None of those perks apply to being gay, actually, except maybe "more active sex life", but that says nothing about quality of said sex life.

>>39604345
>more stable relationships
Lol no, often us gays didn't go through the relationship/emotional development breeders get to go through in their teens. Because of this it makes some of us fucking crazy.

>>39604121
Storytime.

>>39604345
>Easier time dating
>more "fish in the sea"
>more stable relationships

What piece of fiction are you getting these ideas from?

>>39604345
Lol gay relationships are anything but stable

>>39604373
Would if i could sir

>>39604388
Ive met more gay guys with stable relationships than straight guys
Straight girls however seem most stable in relationships

>>39604407
From trying to get dates as a single guy and being dragged to a gay bar by a friend who wanted to dance
the "stable relationship" one i guess might be a point ill need to retract because its how i view things and im not familiar with their intimate details
But ill stand by the easier time in dating and more options in dating

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>>39602004
god is justin really straight? his existence is so lewd he has to be gay

>>39604441
I guess if going to clubs and bars is your thing, then yeah it might be easier to find "dates" (aka cheap quick hookups that probably won't go further than that.)
I'm always annoyed/envious of my straight friends that literally just ask out the girl that cuts their hair, or a random coworker's sister or something. It just seems like possible dates are so much more abundant instead of having to go to a specific club or bar where "your kind" hangs out.

It also makes it hard that I don't present myself as gay and I'm not really into guys that do. Not saying it's wrong to do that but it's just not who I am.

I've accepted for a long time now that I am bisexual. I only use no homo ironically

>>39604480
>his existence is so lewd
kek

He really is. He's married (to a woman.)

>>39604373
I'm kinda a whenever we're both in the mood kinda guy. Currently year 4 of my first relationship with another guy and we're both pretty damn level headed.
Want to have a 3 way?

>>39604504
This. I hit the fucking lotto with my current bf.
Both of us are pretty casual and hate acting really gay in public.
Now if only I could get him to lift

>>39604516
>tfw Justin will never cook for you
>tfw Justin will never cuddle with you in bed

>>39604574
I'll pass, thanks. I'm a virgin and the first time shouldn't be a threeway.

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>>39604641
forgot video

>>39604504
>. It just seems like possible dates are so much more abundant
maybe its a case of "grass is always greener"
Ive scouted through my uni class, both my part time jobs, my gym, martial arts class and so far not a single girl has been single (unless she is also undateable because of overweight)
Also if you meet a guy who is gay chances are, if you look decent that he is aleast thinking about sex with you
For straight guys its not like that at all

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>mfw not even sure if gay, bi, or just so depressingly lonely I couldn't care less about the gender as long as the love is there

Idk I've been having mix feelings. I can NEVER think of myself getting rammed by a guy or ducking a dude but I still think damn some dudes are ducking handsome or cute. I wouldn't even make out with them but there is a sort of tenderly love towards my same sex.

>>39604652
Those are some nice slabs of meat :3

>>39604599
How did you meet?

Also I feel like the more I lift the higher my standards get, and it makes me feel like kind of a shitty person. Last year I met a guy and we really got along but he was skinny and a little flabby. Whenever we were together I couldn't help but compare our bodies and in the back of my mind I'd think "he doesn't deserve me"

>>39604771
>there is a sort of tenderly love towards my same sex.
There's a camaraderie between guys that I feel like can not really exist between woman. I'm gay so obviously I'm biased, but I get what you're saying. Even from a non-sexual perspective, there's just something different

>>39604771
>I can NEVER think of myself getting rammed by a guy or ducking a dude but I still think damn some dudes are ducking handsome or cute
Cool, you're a total opposite of me and I'm not sure which one of us got it worse. I find the idea of doing lewd stuff with other boys super appealing and arousing, yet, at the same time I've never seen a guy irl that would make me think 'Damn he's hot, 10/10, would bang'. I can tell that he looks good, but it just does nothing for me. I just like the penises I guess

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>>39604652
>literally wearing bootyshorts
He knows what he's doing.

When I started dating a guy from 4chan.

>>39602004
Last year.

I think the extra muscle mass made more confident in admitting who I am.

Still like chicks, but fucking dudes is good too.

>tfw lifting for my Grindr profile

>>39605130
Hungry homos boost viewership.

>>39604599
>Now if only I could get him to lift
Iktf.
At least they cardio bunny it up and have a cute butt.
They could have a 10/10 ass though if they only squatted.

>>39604345
bi here

>easier time dating
true

>more stable relationship
not true, it's just as complicated as with women

>easier to relate to your partner
also not true, it depends on the character

>more active sex life
True!

>>39602004
What do I do to look like Justin? As in look so juicy and lewd and every movement no matter how mundane would look so sexual and hot

>>39604345
Honestly it's more difficult than being straight, the only real benefit I've had is saying nohomo which easily makes people break into laughter as a goto party joke.

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>>39604373
Don't lose hope, anon.

I stopped being a huge hoe after i was done with my BSc and thought i wouldn't be able to find a stable homo relationship, but then i got lucky enough and found a monogamous 8.5/10 qt ottermode collegeboi.

>>39605422
>I stopped being a huge hoe after i was done with my BSc
What do you mean with hoe? Are you one of that gays that fuck everyone insight?

>>39604868
>Whenever we were together I couldn't help but compare our bodies and in the back of my mind I'd think "he doesn't deserve me"
That's why I don't even try anymore.
People with a decent body isn't a common view, let alone fags with a good body.

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Vaginas have always been gross to me

>>39605422
This. I think most guys have a slutty phase after they come out.

But as being gay is more normalized, I think more gay guys want normal relationships.

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>>39605501
>What do you mean with hoe?

It's relative, but i used to have sex with 2-3 different guys / month, people i'd pick up from a gay bar or grindr.
My friends say that's ""normal"" for us faggots, but looking back i regret it.

>>39604652
Please tell me he has a routine posted somewhere

>>39605647
>It's relative, but i used to have sex with 2-3 different guys / month, people i'd pick up from a gay bar or grindr.
that's pretty disgusting / slutty desu

>>39605702
>implying you wouldn't fuck 2-3 different girls per month if you had the possibility

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>>39605702
ik, feelsbad and i regret it.

>>39605702
>i used to have sex with 2-3 different guys / month,
What? thats not even that bad
If i could have sex with 1-2 diffrent chicks every month id be fucking happy
Thats not slutty for a man, desu

>tfw receding hairline

what do other homos think of balding/bald guys, I'm kinda vain when it comes to hair so it's kinda hypocritical of me but I'm just not into it

>>39605702
>2-3 different guys / month
I used to do 2-3 different guys a week. lol

>>39605866
depends on face

some people look better without hair, but most don't

post face if you want the answer for your face

>>39605881
don't you faggots fear AIDS or do you even use a condom for blowjobs?

>>39602004
Imagine sitting on weights in your underwear and getting your ballsack pinched in the tiny spaces between the plates every now and then

>>39602004
who the heck rests like that - your upper body folded. cant imagine how hard it is for the heart and lungs to function after a heavy set of deadlifts, which clearly he was doing. omg no it hurts to imagine. stahp

>>39605883
the only example of hair making you look worse if your a male i can think of e is if its down to shoulder tier and doesn't contrast skin

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>>39605866
I love guys with great hair, so i'm probably biased, but balding is a real turn off.

It can only work if you have an above-average face i reckon.

>>39605892
I've never given an unwrapped BJ to a stranger hook-up, but i'm probably in the minority.
Condom-ed blowjobs feel weird 2bh.

>>39605936
>I've never given an unwrapped BJ to a stranger hook-up, but i'm probably in the minority.
you certainly are, the probability of catching AIDS if you don't swallow is less than 0.001%

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>>39605945
I'm just ultra cautious about stds, better safe than sorry.

>>39605866
Depends. If you're a big manly guy, it probably won't matter.

If might even be a bonus if they're into daddies.

>>39605892
I always use a condom during sex, and I'm a top. I'm not too worried about it.

>>39605992
yeah, you're doing it right in doing so, but you really are in the minority, because I have never had a dude who wanted me to put on a condom for just a blowjob

>>39605992
Never sucked cock, but wouldn't it we weird with a condom?

Like sucking on a balloon animal.

>>39605550
why does it have to end right there, I want more

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>>39606045
The blowjob is subpar as fuck and you can't really effectively tease the cock's head, which is pretty much the most important part.
The latex taste and texture are shitty.


>>39606008
Don't bully, i know i'm weird; i used to skip on oral when i was hooking up, saying i wasn't into it, just to not weird out guys.

How do I prove I am no homo ?

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>>39606170
There's more it's just a scene from a movie.

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>>39604345
>Easier time dating
>more stable relationships
>mfw this is what breeders think being a fag is like
>mfw breeders think gays could just go out and have bfs handed to them

>>39605647
i actually regret not fucking copious amounts of hot young college boys when in my early 20s, i've been in an awesome relationship for a few years, so no opportunity to do so anymore

ship has sailed

>>39606396
Ever met a kinda str8 man who gets a kick from teasing homos?

>>39605370
fit plz

>>39605866
baldies are a huge turnoff for me, would never, ever have sex with one

it's even worse than having a tiny dick

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>>39606396
>not just buying one from the BF store

>>39606446
>hot young college boys

That wasn't always the case desu, i have pretty low standards to the point i've had sex with people i wouldn't like to be seen in public with.

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>>39606481
why would you do such a thing

i get being horny, but i'd just lose my boner over being naked with someone who isn't at least moderately attractive

seems like all the homos in this thread are 3's (max 4). it really isn't that hard to have great hookups often. and stable relationships aren't all that difficult to attain. u guys just sound mad bitter lol.

Repent you sinners.

Your sodomitic behaviour is destroying you and those around you. Repent or burn in hell for All eternity.

>>39604373
>Homosexuals are not sexual degiants, they said

>>39606550
Seems like you have shitty standards desu.

>>39606448
>tfw bisluts only knows how to break hearts

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>>39606607
Most heterosexual guys i'm friends with have fucked more girls than i have fucked guys (10+).

>>39606640
how?

>>39606607
Homosexuality is implicit white identity. A proud Aryan tradition throughout the millennia.

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>>39606666
Biscum are gross, Satan.

>>39602004
>>39602640
>>39604652
>>39605936
>>39605992
>>39606223
>>39606676

stop posting these semen demons, I am participating in NoFap December

I'm glad the west gets overrun by Muslims. They at least do something about you disgusting faggots.

>>39606736
You do know how many right wing gays there are?

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>>39605130
>>39605265
this is an instagram post of his
that tease knows what he's doing

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>>39606736
They'll be busy cucking you first bby.

>>39606446
>actually regret not fucking copious amounts of hot young college boys when in my early 20s
No time like the present. A lot fo fags like older men, probably because daddy issues.

I have no problems getting college age boypussy, or hooking up with guys 9 years younger then me.

>>39606550
It isn't hard if you're like a 7+, you'll probably be a 10 for the guys that like your bodytype.

But if you've average, you'll get fwb-zoned a lot.

>>39606666
>Satanic quads
Bi confirmed for mustard race.

>>39606746
So what?

>>39606687
You assume all fags here are ugly, I assume you're very hungry since you find great hookups plentiful and stable relationships easy to attain.
Chances are I'm right.

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>tfw you're bi because you still love her

>>39606760
>mismatch socks
>asian
>dyel
>touching the partition

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>>39606803
kys breeder

>>39604706
Fuck. Are you literally me?

>>39604968
MENTAL ILLNESS

>>39606817
I'm not going to tell you to kill yourself, because you're doing it already. Just don't molest any children. Repent or burn in hell.

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>>39606840
I'm more into daddies.
The vast majority of pedos are heterosexuals and, quite often, religious btw.

>>39604771
This

>>39606870
So you were molested as a child and want to relive that experience over and over?

>>39605647
what's the name of the pic related site? i forgot

>>39606666
>Tfw bi
We've done nothing wrong

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>>39606950
bdsmtest.org

Post yours, i like seeing people's fetishes.

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>>39607044
Not the poster you replied to, but here you go

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>>39607044
oh lord, the degeneracy is strong

>>39607094
>>39607248
Makes me wish I had saved mine.

>>39606676
Sauce?

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>>39607248
We'd probably go along sexually, if you weren't non-mono.
Been recently getting into exhibitionism/voyeurism.

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>>39607044
I feel like the test represents me well. Thanks for sharing anon.

>>39607291
>hnnnng.jpg
I have no problem being monogamist though. Is fetlife good place to find fellow pervs such as yourself?

>>39604345
homosexuality is rare. then you have to factor in attractiveness, compability, age etc.
maybe in populated cities of several million, but anywhere else it means you'll find only a handful of gay guys in similar age and none will be attractive/attracted to you. (not even factoring in the drugs, alcohol, promiscuity and mental instability)

to be homo is to be alone, desu. curse it to hell

but i actually am hono

>>39606800
i have shitty standards because i think the homos in this thread are ugly? and im not even gonna bother to understand what the latter half of ur first sentence is about.

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>>39607328
If you're willing to sort through a lot of old poz creepos, yes.

>>39607392
what are alternatives then? i doubt i can find a kinky degenerate on a regular homo dating app

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>>39606706
>tfw this guys a solid 9/10 but has an ass so flat, it makes Chloe Moretz look joocy

>>39604121
Same, but moreso bisexual

>>39605866
Disgusting. But I'm not full homo yet, I only like twinks.

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>>39607408
I've had success even on Grindr/Scruff, at least for the more common/vanilla-like fetishes desu.

If you indicate at your bio that you're willing to experiment, people are more open to talk about it.
Most people are into some kind of fetish, it's all about matching with one.

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faggs disgrace to the manly race. kill those inferior beings

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>>39607511

>>39607491
thanks for advice

>>39607330
im homo and I agree.
In my country its not even accepted.. Lonely as fuck :(

>>39607558
what country are you from?

>>39607590
Brazil..

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>>39607558
Where're you from, anon?
Aren't there any clubs/bars where you can meet guys?
What about Grindr?

>>39607608
god i go crazy for his dick he's so hot

>>39607608
Wouldn't that hurt your balls man?

>>39607722
[spoiler]there is a video of him on pornhub[/spoiler]

>>39607608
who dat

>>39607728
salsa please

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>>39607794
arthur nory, you can find the video with that anon

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>>39607727
Helps with recovery, lots of athletes swear by it desu.

>>39605534
That's not what I wanted to hear. Don't give up lifting and don't lower your standards.

I know it's going to make the search harder but it'll be worth it in the end

>>39606538
>tfw jerk off to objectively ugly guys that turn me on for reasons unknown
>would probably not even want to talk to them let alone do anything physical
>would feel used and ashamed if I were to hook up with a guy that doesn't obviously look like he lifts and is at least moderately handsome

Being vain isnt easy bros. it's probably why I'm so lonely desu

>>39607023
Same here. I'm probably guilty tho, cuz I just like guys for sex.

Order of preference
1) Girls
2) Trans
3) Guys.

Dicks are a lot of fun tho.

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>>39607044
I'd describe myself as switch leaning towards dominant. I just want a short , cute and manly bf who likes passionate sex and has an outdoorsy and, moderate personality.

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>>39607044
>tfw just want a girlfriend to tie and slap in the face when the talks shit back to me during sexxy times

>>39605913
>heavy set of deadlifts
niggawut

thats like 255lbs max