what's the locker room shower etiquette when washing your

Lift your shaft like you're unsheathing a sword. Nobody faps that way.

Also, lift one of your legs up a bit so that everyone knows you're trying to get a hard to reach spot.

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Man, I use the little shower stalls in my gym not because I'm insecure about my dick. I use it because I'm p hairy and washing my crack is like reaching into the abyss of Tartarus and vehemently and violently thrashing soap. It's disgusting. No one deserves the misfortune of seeing me destroy my asshole with soap.

>>39600261
>Turn around from shower head
>Lean forward
>Spread asscheeks with both hands from sides
>Let water rinse
Asshole clean

To wash your dick just rub it up and down a couple hundred times.

>>39600261
no one gives a fucking shit you retard
just do what you gotta do to get clean

>>39600290
i suggest you start removing that hair if you wanna have a better time showering

>>39600307
>it's the overly angry poster raging over a question
this is why people are scared to ask questions on an anonymous message board

>>39600287
Some of them, yeah. A few girls told me they like to watch it and pretend they're the meat in that sandwich.

Just bend over and spread your ass cheeks if you need to clean the asshole

>>39600290
p-pics?

>>39600321
>this is why people are scared to ask questions

Not that guy, but I seriously doubt negative responses have any significant impact.

>>39600261
What bf% has the guy on the left?

>>39600261
Moan really loud when washing your asshole so other guys know not to bother you.

>>39600261
I ususally turn around and bend over so that my asshole is pointing towards the audience then i just start collecting water in one cupped hand an start cleaning.

No one looks at your for fear of appearing gay

To assure your alpha male status you need to jerk your dick while looking them in the eyes. Don't lose eye contact until you cum or they will assume you're a beta faggot.

>>39602103
This.
But spread your ass.

>>39600261
You re-enact this scene:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtqEknAtyQQ

You tell everyone to line the walls and you walk around asserting yourself while you jerk off

>>39600321
do you know where you are, newfriend?

>>39600285
>nobody faps that way

I used to