All I want for Xmas is > chalk > a nice light waterproof

>home for thanksgiving
>dad notices gains
>"wow nice job son! youre shoulders look great!"
>shoulder are my weak point
>anyway, 2 weeks later
>get a text saying "hey son, do you want a fitbit for christmas? let me know!"
>too autistic to tell dad I don't want a fitbit

at least my pa loves me

>>39599133
You could use a fitbit...

>>39599110
Adipowers or Romelos, idk which to get though

>>39599133
>>39599182
>too autistic to say "hey dad I tried them before but they're not that good, Maybe I could use some XXXX if you have some chance to look for it"

being XXXX or whatever faggotry you want

>>39599283
being XXXX dragondildos

fix'd

>>39599294
Squat plugs new fag