>is fat/looks fat >doesn't lift >only eats fish

He's happy

>>39596368
He trains muscle everyday by carrying so much fat. Animals can fuel their muscle from many sources, not just pure protons as we are.

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>>39596368
genetics win again

>>39596368
being a bear

>>39596368
>taking an entire rest season

Genetics

He is built to kill animals as large as a moose. His life's purpose is to find a mate and reproduce.

>>39596368
genetics
can't do shit about that

>>39596790
your general logic is in the right direction but your actual knowledge is laughable.

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>>39596812
>His life's purpose is to find a mate and reproduce

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literal bearmode

>>39596368
>>is fat/looks fat
If you sealed yourself in a cave and literally hibernated for months at a time, you'd need bodyfat too.
>>doesn't lift
Doesn't need to
>>only eats fish and berries
They eat more than that but whatever
>>still faster and stronger than 100% of /fit/
>What is his secret?
IT'S A GODDAMNED BEAR YOU MORON!

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>>39598361
>IT'S A GODDAMNED BEAR YOU MORON!

YOU DON'T SAY?

>>39596368
>looks fat
it is fat you retard, look how sucked up bears look after the winter.

its like you idiots never read a book in your lives jesus christ

>>39598440
>its like you idiots never read a book in your lives jesus christ

books r 4 fags

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>>39598440
That scrawny faggit can be on a few months cut and still rekt you

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>>39598528
>
come at me faggot

>>39596368
Gets lots of sleep

During hibernation, bear metabolism turns into what is kind of like taking a controlled DNP cycle, in order to produce heat.
They're probably shredded as fuck under all that fur

>>39598528
He has big ass claws and teeth.

I'm a fucking hairless ape with skin as thin as paper.

Not a fair fight.

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>>39598605
Bears are so shredded without fur

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>>39598605
>bear metabolism turns into what is kind of like taking a controlled DNP cycle

don't have children

>>39598635
Are you gonna complain about what's not fair when ur on da streetz?

>>39596401
fpbp

>>39598658
http://biology-forums.com/index.php?topic=10674.0
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermogenin
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncoupling_protein

I'm not wrong

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>>39598528
Fight me bish

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imo bears are those most frightening animals alive

would not want to fuck with a bear

>>39598104
Fuck, I would

>>39598528
What is wrong with his feets?

>>39598554
Okay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SqLuBxI4IQ

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>>39600071

they can outrun you too. better, faster, stronger

http://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/720413/bald-bears-extinction-wildlife-sanctuary

I feel so bad

>>39596401
Delete this

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>>39596368
You forgot
>always gets the girl

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>>39598104
Fucking slut.

>>39600181
It looks so goofy damn it

>>39600071
If I had to cross paths a bear or a moose, I would choose bear.

>>39600181
Bear Chad
>>39600185
Bear Stacy

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>>39600181
>>39600185
>>39600227

>>39598104
How alpha do I need to be to fuck a bear?

>>39600185
F - U - R - R - Y!

>>39600278
The average bear has a penis of between 7-9'' flaccid and has a bone (bacula) in it.

>can't win the superb owl
shit animal

>>39600278
Go find out, make sure to film it.

>>39598640

Rich Piana in 40 years time

>>39596368
Salmon. It must be the salmon.

>>39598361
"Taking things too seriously"
A short story by anon

>>39600123
That kangaroo did not fucking want it

>>39599119
myspeedissuperior.jpg

>>39600123
'STRALIA

Also requesting a .gif version for future funposting.

>>39596401
DELET

>>39596790

You mean that, but ex-fatties have god-tier legs without much effort because of years of carrying extra weight.

[spoiler]I envy their calves[/spoiler]

>>39596368
Bear molecules are bigger, so he's less fragile.

>>39600148
They cant outrun a bullet tho

>>39602394
Hi Blahino. Please don't eradicate the worlds bear population on a whim, they're bros and their bitches are fine.

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Face Rips x F

>>39596368
He's so cute

>>39602419
story?

>>39600123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oTXNMYPGOg&feature=youtu.be

>>39602436
From what I recall some guys were out hunting and a bear got em, the guy survived but the bear got shot

>>39600181
Why are white people so fucking crazy

Bear-tech

>>39602447
Do you seriously think someone is stupid enough to not immediately realize that's a shot from some movie?

>>39598528
give me a knife and I'd wreck that fucker anytime of day, it's only fair since he has 5 of them per claw.

>>39596368
genetics

Why the fuck do bears need to hibernate anyway?

How the fuck are they not warm from all that god damn fur.

>>39603184
They're lazy cunts.

>>39598104
Thanks for ruining my no-fap december, this is a blue board ffs.

>>39596798

>you'll never be a bear
>you'll never get this strong, just on a diet of fish, berries and ants

why live ?

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>>39603117
What movie then?

You do realise things happen in real life?

>>39603988
That must've been a living nightmare lost his eye sight obviously. Blind not being able to scream or shout

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>>39603146
>he has 5 of them per claw.
>mfw bears have 120claw

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>>39596401
YOU FUCKING REMOVE THIS POST RIGHT NOW

>>39604076
>he has 5 of them per claw.
>mfw bears have 120claw
nope, if he has 10 claws and 5 claws per each that makes 50 new claws, which in turn have 225 etc.
>mfw a bear has (10^5)^5^5...infinity claws

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your post reminds me of this image which triggered me more than it should

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>>39596401

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>>39596401

>>39596401
Wait till the suckers evolve to have mortgages, 9-5s, status symbols and reality tv. Fucking furry hippies, literally shitting in the woods and shit.

99%, buddy

>>39596401
No, he's not. Fuck you.

>>39596401
I don't get why this has so many (you)s. Is /fit/ jealous of bears?

>>39602451
Don't worry, it was a trained gril

>>39600111
that's an adolescent, it hasn't grown into its feet yet.

>>39600123
>When a roo walks in and slaps your dog's ass.

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>>39596401

>>39596803
underrated

>>39596401
Brah...

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>>39596401

senpai

>>39596401
>I hurt myself today