ITT: We act as though /fit/ is majority female >5'4

>implying she even runs

>womanlet
>master race

kek, midget slut
enjoy your short children who CAN'T EVEN COMPETE in elementary school sports
no medals for your riffraff litter
Your husband will always be embarrassed and tell himself "maybe I should have aimed literally higher" as he sees me walk past him when school's out, taking my polished children home (in my much bigger and more expensive car, just so you know)

6'1" tall stick thin natural blonde TRUE master race reporting in

>>39595455
I'm 5'4" and male...

>>39595534
No man wants a woman above 5'8"
>>39595559
""Male""

>doing cardio
>guy with roided up muscles gets on treadmill next to me
>he's under 6 foot
>runs for 10 minutes and goes over to the weightlifting area
>he's literally just picking a bar with some plates on it off the floor and then dropping it
>mumbles something about an archaeologist as he walks past me

I wish my gym had a no short guy policy

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>>39595455
>5'4

Womanlettes, when will they learn

>>39595580
>No man wants a woman above 5'8"
manon here, I'm 6'3" and I exclusively date women over 5'10". I don't want any short, beta offspring.

>>39595580
Last time I checked, men had something called a penis, testicles, and testosterone.

I have those. What does that make me?

>>39595607
>manon here

dick or gtfo

>>39595611
Transginger

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>>39595534
>blonde
>looking good

pick one, dyke

>>39595611
>only men have test
Nice try you fucking manlet

>tfw you will never fall asleep in the arms of a strong, providing alpha male

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No matter how much make up you dumb sluts put on you will never be like Stacy. STACY has FACE, SHAPE, and ASS.

>>39595665
>tfw asslet AND booblet

I hate my genetics

>>39595665
She wouldn't want anything to do with me, so I consider that a bullet dodged.

>walking on treadmill
>see cute guy walk up next to me
>handsome face, prominent jawline, broad shoulders
>he gets on treadmill
>he's 5'11...
>I'm 5'4 but I know when a guy is 5'11
>he says hi to me
>I put on my earbuds and avoid eye contact, turn off treadmill without finishing my mile, and pack up my things

I'm considering changing gyms now so this creep doesn't oppress me or try to hit on me anymore. What do?

h-hey /fit/, would one of you girls date me

I'm a boy btw :3

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DAILY REMINDER THAT THIS IS THE BODY YOU WILL GET IF YOU DO STARTING TREADMILL

>>39595702
Good for you. I felt oppressed just reading that.

it actually makes much more sense this way, all this agonizing over perceived personal deficits and bland insecurity always hit me as kind of a girlsy thing

>>39595607
>don't hit on me silly girls, hi hi.
Fuck off, attention man whore. No one cares you are male.
PS. please have sex with me

>>39595702
autism

>>39595703
P A R I S
A
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I
S

>>39595534
>6'1" Amazon
>masterrace

pick one

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>>39595703
>boys on /fit/

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>>39595534
>amazonlets

>>39595455
>went to gym
>saw a girl who was cuter than me
>got really fucking angry

t. every girl ever

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while YOU go to the GYM and RUN HARD on the TREADMILL, STACY goes to STARBUCKS and drinks a CARAMEL LATTE

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R8 my natty gains.

>>39595607
youre asking to give birth to a lez

Manon here, AMA. Can't post pic with timestamp because I'm not /fit/ yet and I'm too shy.

>>39595607
E D I N B U R G H

7'1" mega amazon here. What's with all these masculinist Manazis being butthurt about how we women rule the world? I mean, sure, I know I intimidate most men because of my height, but still...

Anyway, any Titans (men at least 6'8") here?

>>39595665
Stacy eats PIZZA and SUCKS OFF Chad, while you SLAVE AWAY at a treadmill.

>>39595455

It's Mistressrace. Master race implies being male, sis.

>>39595896
6'7 manlet reporting in. Got any pics m'lady?

>>39595916
>She fell for the 50s meme

>>39595785
is this achievable natty?

>>39595603
who dis?

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>>39595785
nice boobs girl, that an A- cup?

>>39595928

NEW YORK
E
W
Y
O
R
K

Dick or GTHA (Get The Hell Away)

>>39595947
>being this jelly

>>39595703
>I'm a boy btw :3

POST ABS OR GTFO

>>39595948
Why does everyone tell me to post dick? I don't get it. Men browse here too, you know.

>>39595992
>Implying there are men on the internet

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>>39595976
not as jelly as your thighs, bitch

>>39595992
balls or gtfo

>>39596003
>>39596015
This shit again. You're not getting free pics, you thirty whores.

>>39595588
I giggled

>>39595992

/fit/ is our board, boy. Everywhere else it's nothing but "TITS OR GTFO" when a woman posts.

What's wrong, don't like having the tables turned on you?

I'll settle for a torso pic, though.

>>39595636
Wh-who is this hunk?

>>39595703
S A L T L A K E C I T Y
A
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T

L
A
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E

C
I
T
Y

>>39595784
More? No lesbo

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>>39595992
Listen here qt. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, little boy.

>mfw thinking about you hurting

>out dancing with the girls
>6/10 guy starts dancing with me, let him feel my ass a bit
>he buys me a drink
>ignore him for the rest of the night
>look for alphas

I think I made it girls!

>>39595703
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING TURBOSLUT GET OUT GO FUCK STACY OR SOMETHING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>39596053
dunno honey, but here's another hot piece of meat

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>>39596034
My wife took this pic of me last night at the beach.

>>39596063
Got kik bby?

Why are guys such sluts? I can just straight up tell them to fuck me on tinder, and it works 99% of time.

my vagoo is too big and smelly. I will never gonna make it sisters

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>tfw you are too fat and they don't even look at you

>>39596066

Maybe he wasn't trying to get you drunk, then screw you. Gentlemen do exist, and he might've been one.

Not all boys want to fuck us, sis.

>>39595455
So how do you cope, /fit/? I mean, with those swarms of cringy men flocking to you. tfw no chad bf ;_;
at least I finally hit that 1pl8 deadlift

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G-gals, can we be honest here? How big is your clit?

I'm almost completely hidden when soft, but peek out a good 11mm when hard. I swell to about 14mm when I'm about to come. The shaft underneath the hood becomes clearly visible too.

Is this too big? What if Chad doesn't want to fuck me? What if he tells his friends and they tell their gfs and Stacey find out???? Omg, like, I can't even...

>>39595559
Dick or gtfo

>>39596086
>>39596086
ben wa balls sister, they tightened my cooter right up. Go to the doctor you might have a yest infection

>>39596084
Tindr is full of degenerates.

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>>39596006
>implying
You wish you had my thighs, girlie.

>>39595703

Another day another man attention whoring on /fit/. When will you learn?

>>39595703
listen little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful comments, but thats ain't what I'm about. I'm not like other girls. If anything I'll be the one fixing the car :D

>>39595534
>6'1" tall

I'm 5'10" and it sucks. Pretty much never get to wear heels without being a vi-giant and towering over dudes.

I can always break out the 5 inchers if I want to drown in manlet dick. lol

>>39596081

We've got one, sisters!

Damn... I'm mirin' so damn mu-- wife?

You have to go and ruin my fantasy, don't you?

>>39595607
>I'm 6'3"
L O N D O N
O
N
D
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Why are men so vacant and empty? Try to ask any of them about their hobbies or what they do in their free time and all they can ever talk about is lifting. Why are they so boring? All they're good for is dicking.

>>39596122

(That's a male meme, dear. Use another city.)

>>39595896
7'8" man here

why u so short?

>>39596053
That's not really different from normal /fit/

>>39596118
>implying that's him
Probably a fat tumblrina, pretending to be a man on the internet.

>>39596080
He looks gay but I admire his gains

>>39596141

*dissolves into a pile of orgasmic goo from mirin'*

>>39595614
kek

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How to be skinny and have big boobs at the same time without surgery? Anyone has a routine?

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>>39596118
>falling for this shit
You're talking to a landwhale.

>>39596171
You can't be skinny and have big boobs natty.
Fucking delusional lesbos. Natty = not aesthetic

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>>39596109
Your quads looks like lopsided roast chickens and judging by the definition on your arms you bf% is so low I bet you're infertile

>you're never gonna make it (have husbando and kids)

I finally hit that 0,25/,0,5/0,75/1 pl8, what now sisters?

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>>39596149
I hear his gains are natty...

nothing wrong with a little man on man action to schlick to after a cosmo ab workout

>>39596183
Fuck you. That's hurtful and mean. Fuck all of you I'm out.

>>39595455
ITT: welcome to 9gag

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>>39596208
go cry to daddy ya small titted bitch

C-can we have a high estrogen thread? Pls post THICC

>>39596205
MORE

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>>39596183
>>39596205
H I G H E S T

>>39596187

Stop! You don't want to get too muscely.

My sister says she has VEINS in her hands because she liften too much weight.

>>39595455

>ITT: We act as though /fit/ is majority female

Anyone else enjoy cheating on the beta they married and whose money they are spending with chad and his HEIGHT FACE and FRAME (not to mention perfect hairline!)

It's like he thought lifting weights would make him a chad KEK!

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Post husbandos

>pic related

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>>39596229

>>39596181
Don't listen to this bitch.
It's totally achievable to lose weight and grow tits at the same time. You just have to eat right (get your micros spot on) and do the right exercises (start with Campbell's, then move on to Heinz). Good luck anonette!

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>>39596232
>>39596236

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>>39596255
G-GALS

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>>39596246

>her husbando is a fat power lifter with a clunky roid body and double digit body fat %

TOP TOP TOP KEK

Not to mention how ugly he is, is that shrek?

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>>39596229
high est for you, sister, we are gonna make it and have big boobs while at it.

>>39596255
HHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGG

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>>39596246
I'm claiming justin! Keep back bitches!

>>39596255
H I G H - E S T
I
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H
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E
S
T

>>39596267
d-do you girls really like gay porn?

t. clueless manon

>>39596274
Is it possible to fuck a girl no lesbo if she has a manly pussy?

>>39596255

THICC!

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>>39596273
He's pretty handsome

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>>39596288
yeah "dude", the best way to get a girl slippery is to make out with you gym bro, feel up his pecs a bit and then post pics

YOU hit that ZUMBA class HARD while STACY eats CARBS and gets BLACKED by TYRONE

>>39596289
if she has a clit the size of a small dick, yes, no lesbo.

>>39595559
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>2016
>not using a lifting dildo
whats your excuse ?

>tfw I have a crush on my roomie
>tfw she pins
>tfw she's jacked
>tfw I walked in on her after her shower
>tfw her clit looks like a thumb
>tfw she's straight
I need help gals.

>>39596255
Sistehs

>>39596376
My pussy is allergic to inorganic materials, so I just get help from black guys.

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>>39596312
>liking niggers

giggle, enjoy being a single mother with a disgusting child

>>39596259
Seconding getting your micros in proportion. I recommend hitting C:B:minerals (except Zinc!) in a 35:40:25 ratio.

Also avoid vitamins A, D, E and K, as these are associated with FAT!!

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how to get a bf like dis?

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Why are you even treadmilling you lesbos? This is the body men want.

>lost 20 lbs
>went from c to b cup

God damn, Tyrone won't even touch me anymore ;-(

>>39596461
How are her abs right under boobs so big, is she roiding?

>>39596418
>black guys
hahahaha look this dumb whore fall for the big black dick meme!

>>39596245
>(not to mention perfect hairline!)
DELET THIS

>>39596438
Why would you want a bf like that? He looks like he'd cheat on you with Hank from the gym.

Girls that lift but can't fight will never make it

>tfw wearing my tights to the gym and all the guys mirin my cameltoe

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>This thread
>women don't actually banter like this
>mfw

>>39596081
Way too big
So gross
Why can't guys just get toned like Justin Bieber? He's ripped!

>>39596517
I know, fucking pervs. I like to wear my thong under my extra tight yoga pants, and you can easily see the panty line, but it doesn't matter that they should stare.
Oh and it gets so much worse outside of the gym, like in school!

>>39596479
Hard to tell if she roids, because she always hides her delts.

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>tfw 5pl8 thigh-squeezy-thing 1RM

>>39596566
>thigh-squeezy-thing
my fucking sides

>>39596461
is this achievable natty?

>>39595678
Asslet is easily mitigatable by lifting though. Not even that intense, either

>>39596566
>relies on her dick-gripping pussy prowess to attract bois.
>doesn't realize bois wouldn't know how tight her pussy is until after the fact.

Girls my BF is starting to get weirdly big... how do I break up with him?

>>39596551
Ugh... i know right???

just because i wear tights to starbucks does NOT mean i want some creep to approach me

>>39596273
No fucking trigger control!

>>39596528
found the virgin

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>>39596528
It's just jokes m8, a social experiment

Actual women banter in long fucking paragraphs rambling about nothing, nobody here has the patience for that we just genderswap memes

As a high est alpha female I am attracted only to thicc muscle daddies. This is now a high est thread. Post high est thicc Chads.

>posts ottermode Chad

Come sweet death.

>>39596273
fuark

>>39596616
But at least you know they are the creep.

I found a picture of my tight-claden ass someone took and posted somewhere on this forum, where everything is in orange and yellow... I think that's where all the pedophiles and creeps are. And to think they wanked over MY ass and I did not give consent to that!

>>39596591
But I don't want to get all muscular and gross. Cant I just do Jumba and eat Ben & Jerry's?

I fucking hate you /fit/

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>>39596642
>actual women banter in long paragraphs rambling about nothing
Yeah, you know how I know you've never been with a woman? That's a pretty pathetic and rude assumption, that just because I'm a woman I can't banter like anyone else. I banter way better than any man itt and on this board overall. Just because you're a loser virgin it doesn't mean you can just take out all that pent up frustration on all the poor women insulting them online. Women are better at banter than any men I've ever seen here. I always banter on /fit/ I nobody ever told me I was bad at it, nor did anyone ever recognise I was a woman. Take your shitty misogynistic prejustices and fuck off from here you little MANLET dicklet virgin. I swear to god, you guys are pathetic, you couldn't say that to my face I bet, but suddenly online it's like you've grown an additional pair of balls. My boyfriend Chad would kick your ass If we ever saw you irl, so you'd better watch out you little shit. I bet you're on this site only to insult other people and masturbate to anime anyway, nothis I can do can make you a more pathetic loser anyway.

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>>39596705
This thread is golden
>>39596676

>>39596705
Only if you have superior African genes, sister. Then all the carbs will transform into protective phospholipid layer on your booty. You don't even need Jumba, just skip straight to getting Jumbo dick from Tyrone!

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>>39596063

>>39595936
it LITERALLY SAYS IT
READ THE FUCKING PHOTO

>>39596787
Why you so mad, sis, your estrogen spiked?

>>39596438
Have a pulse and breath sometimes

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He really can fuck me for hours and he always makes me cum multiple times.

He is kinda bad at cardio though, how do i get him to run more with me?

Pic related: its him

THICC master race reporting in

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>>39595534
>6'1"

>>39596171
READ THE COSMO
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>>39595455
How do I achieve doe mode?

>>39596743
lol

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>>39596255
That's outright fat. You gals are delusional. This is real high estrogen

>>39595706
kek

>>39596128

underrated

>>39596642
And it's not funny either. I had my laughs reading this thread, bros. I mean broettes

That creep who does nothing but lowbar squats, deadlifts and takes sips from his wattle bottle inbetween every set keeps staring at me in the gym. It's like, so awkward.

>>39597057
How you know what a lowbar squat is? You a guy pretending to be a girl? Oh look, a perv trying to act like a girl on the internet, LOOK EVERYBODY

>>39597023
>tfw you have a petite frame and big tits
>tfw you will never be a violent 6'7" super alpha with a torso rug

why live

>>39596743
Tell him girl

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5'4 master race reporting

New guy I've been dating only has a 7" dick. What do?

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>>39597127

Do you even qtpie, sis?

Pic related, I got like 20 years on you, and still look cuter in that outfit and can slav-squat on roller skates.

>>39597127
same vag
you know on second though make it 30 years.

>mfw Low estrogen beta females cant handle a real man

>tfw no bf

>>39597220
Tell me about it. I've given up on 3dpd men desu

>>39596091
>I'm not a man, I swear

>>39597144
>implying you're not cheating on him anyway
I don't see a problem, pham

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>>39595784
I like this

>>39595702
It won't help. No matter where you go, you'll be oppressed and hit on.

>>39596528
They actually do, they just don't use /fit/ memes because women on 4chan is a bad idea.
You just don't talk to enough women.

>>39595703
Pls be in london...
Pls.......

>>39596066
You go girl

>>39596098
YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDANT WOMAN. IF CHAD CANT HANDLE IT SUCK HIS DICK INSTEAD TO KEEP HIM SATISDIED. THEN FIND ANOTHER CHAD WHO WILL FUCK YOU THE NEXT DAY.

We're all gonna make it

Yeah fuck you girls I'm a womanlet and I'm fitter and have a better life than you

>wahh I'm tall and I'm perfect

Tell that to my 3 boyfriends, who help me reach for food at the supermarket, say I feel AMAZING since I'm small and to my workers since I'm the boss, because height doesn't matter if you actually have a BRAIN

are you mad, skinny giraffes?

>>39596098
How to make clit gainz sis?

>>39595611
Pecs or gtfo

Plz rate my routine
Walk the track x3
Abs x a lot (like idk I just do a bunch of crunches
Eliptical and browse instagram for five minutes then go get starbucks

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>>39595636
>tfw he will never sniff your gaping asshole

>>39597619
Fuck you Stacy.

>>39597619
FUCK OFF STACY
OUT OUT OUT

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>>39597619
This brebettes. Pic related is what sis-splits like SS will get you. Don't fall for this, just do Insta-Staceys booty routine tee hee.

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Help me /fit/ my bf is balding. Yet again I find a guy and the same thing happens. He gets comfy and starts losing his hair. He also blames it on his genes but I think he just isn't trying enough. Should I just try to put finasterine to his morning oats or just find a new guy who isn't baldlet?

>work out to impress the boys
>the more I improve my feminine body the more I admire other females
>spend all night looking at chicks in their underwear

n...no lesbo

STACEY drinks MOCHA LATTES while you DIET HARD. STACEY gets THOUSANDS of LIKES on INSTAGRAM while you only get a few hundred from BETAS. Face it STACEY is GENETICALLY SUPERIOR with her FACE TITS and HIPS. Just give up

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>tfw ate an entire chicken breast
Why is it so hard to cut?

>>39597174
Same vag
Why aren't you bitches commenting on how fucking cute I am. You jelly of my sense of humor?

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>>39595703
>Filthy boipucci
>Not sweet sweet girlpucci

>>39597757
>implying we non-staceys can't get 99% of men anyway

>>39597757
Stacey will end up ballooing and becoming a whale when I hold a degree in economics, make my own money and drive a BMW. Let's see who's laughing then, single mom Stacey living in a ghetto or me, on a top of the corporational ladder.

>>39597796
What are you, a dyke?

>>39597799
>she actually wants to settle for anything but the 1% alpha males

Low est

>tfw 23

it literally only goes downhill from here

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>>39597811
>Posting on /fit/
>Not a carpet-munching lesbo

>>39597812
>being a woman
>trying this hard
Wew sis, you're really making life hard for yourself.

>>39597833
>implying I have to try

Ive already divorced two chads making my networth double what they'll ever make. Umm sorry your not genetically superior sweetie ;)

>tfw you will never have a bf that makes you a protein shake every morning that has his sperm in it
I'll never make it

>>39596528
>>women don't actually banter like this
this is a satire...
If I want fuckign realistic woman banters and suicidal toughts I go to reddit 2xchromosomes

>>39597860
>going through divorces when you can just get yourself some permanent beta provider and get smashed by Chad and Tyrone anyway
It's like you're not even trying to make it

>>39597881
>not divorcing the beta provider with alimony so I don't need to smell his nerdy stink in the house
really?

>>39596897
laughingguys.jpg

>>39597825
>trying into /fit/
>neglecting pre- and post-workout protein from blowing Chad
You'll never make it.

>>39597881
>she doesn't know alimony is basically forced beta bux by law

Basically I get my Range Rover or he goes to jail

>>39595706
god damn if you go for 3 fucking hours

>>39597900
>implying I haven't convinced him to do one of these new open marriages where I get the money but live elsewhere and can get smashed by anyone

>>39597809
>working for a degree when you can just post your ass 'n titts online
kys

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>>39597809
>getting an education

>>39595455
so i guess i'll be a guy..

How do i last in bed and have more cum?

>>39595559
pics?

west coast?

>>39595607
pics? west coast?

>>39595703
pics?

West coast?

>>39595830
we don't judge here cutie ;)

>>39596081
women don't like muscular men you should stick to cardio sweet heart.

Muscles are for women.

>>39596087
you gotta lift sis.

>>39597825
It's not homo if it's a masculine clit, r-right?

>>39595603
5'4" is the national average for the US.

>>39595559
B E O G R A D
E
O
G
R
A
D

>>39596098
:( mfw my clit small as fuck can't even get lesbo action in the locker room.

>Be me
>at uni
>Cute new room mate arrives
>Apartment pretty full with 5 people now
>Try to get his attention
>Say hey and walk past him while ignoring eye contact
>He ingores me
>Try again
>At uni pool
>he has toned body
>Look at this 3 pack
>He looks at me and smiles
>Look away ans pool gets deeper
>He does nothing
>Whatamisupposedtodo.jpeg
>Go to club latter
>I am drinking waiting for someone to entertain me
>He ignores me and dances with Stacy
>What am i doing wrong
>next week i find about /fit/ from some autist
>Put me on a program called SS
>Do it for 2 months and look like rich piana
>Ask stacy what she is doing
>She says she does cardio and machines
>10 months pass
>Stacy moves to new state
>I do what they do on porn videos and hive him a hand job
>Give him three pumps and leave
>i go cry and eat ice cream
>He will always chose stacy

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>>39596063

>>39596109
damn nice gains sis.

>>39596267
awww fuck yeah time to be the hot dog:D

>>39596288
yes... fucking hawt

>>39596289
naw your just practicing and thats good you should always practice a lot.

>>39596394
but like do you know for a fact i mean i can come over and ask her. :/

>>39596438
did you try going outside?

why you want a SJW Sloot anyway?

>>39596566
light weight baby do the whole rack what are you a 23-year-old man?

>>39598077
>Try again
You just have to ignore him EVEN MORE. You are sending too many signals! Trust me, just don't give him any attention at all and then he'll definitely go after you! Don't give up, sis! You are so beautiful and I love you qt! <3 :**

>>39596743
TL;DR

>>39597127
DYEL??

>/fit/ is using this thread as an excuse to post gay porn
Never change fit, never change

>>39597796
wish i could get some Girlpucci it's been so long. :(

>>39597811
ur not?

confirmed not gonna make it.

>>39595588
DELET THIS

>>39598216
>neglecting additional protein
>implying I can't get licked by Stacey behind Chads back

>>39598286
Don't let the chads distract you and it's supe easy to get extra protien between workouts in the looker room just head to the holy holes in the shower.

I hate this board so much

>>39598459
sexist pig gtfo

>>39598459
Your probably a man looking for attention.

>>39598529
>>39598548
its okay girls, he can stay, his estrogen level is low enough.

welcome, manon, its a safespace here.

>>39598459
gtfo disgusting nerd

My stupid bf pranked me and I think I might have ingested some creatine. Am I going to turn into a man? Should I see a doctor?

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>>39595455
What do I do /fit/? I just found my bf using the new 8"x6" second hand dildo I just bought off of Amazon, says he needs it for his "squat plug"? What should I do about this girls??

>>39598629
Is he rich? If so marry him.
If not, find a rich one and marry that guy.

You can still be a sloot on the side.

>>39598629
>not making him ur sexslave for nice post-workout pegging

Here I am, pay attention to me! I'm a man!
Lemme get some (you)'s

>>39598655
Yassss this is what we all do always (srs)

>>39595740
kekd audibly

>>39598611
you're looking at this wrong steal all the creatine replace it with powdered milk keep the gains for yourself.

>>39598062
not for fit chicks midget 5'6" average

>>39595784
I know a girl named Stacey that does this actually. This meme has gone too far.

>>39599118
is Stacy a lesbo ?

>>39595899
more like Chad EATS out stacy while browsing social media

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>>39599130
If I was a lesbo, would I date Steve?
P.S you are a fat dyke.

>>39595784
>Boob job
>Can afford those expensive wraps
>Shooped cellulite

What a bitch. If I had more money, I'd totally give up my natty card and get an It Works.

>>39596081
Sharpie in pooper

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>>39596246
>>39596255
>>39596267
>>39596273
>>39596305

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who /lesbian/ here

>>39597809

have fun with your 30 cats when you're 40 and alone

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>mfw even reading posts from guys pretending to be women that more or less just post standard memes with the genders swapped pisses me off
I HATE WOMEN SO GODDAMN MUCH

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39599998
Wow, I never expected someone so sexist and bigoted to post on here. Please leave this safe space asap.

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>tfw not born Sabina

ki
ll
m
e

Lapialet reporting in. Just a quick reminder that no man will want you unless you have perfect labia.

>>39600186
Your silicone injections and vag-job don't cunt, ya rich spoiled twat.

Real women have roast beef.

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>tfw no bf

>>39598062
*sisfist*

Gotta stick toghether, am I right?

>>39600218
>Real women have roast beef
Spoken like a true labialet

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Reminder that all that matters is FACE, BUST, HIPS.

STACEY TURNS HEADS and gets out of SPEEDING TICKETS with her HUGE CLEAVAGE while you drink SOY MILK saying GROW GROW GROW!

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>>39600373
FUCKthis stacy MEME and YOU stupid CAPITALIZATION memers

pic related, work out your ass and youll be drowning in men

we're all gonna make it gahls

>>39600389
Yeah sure, not all of us were blessed with superior brown skin big booty genes. Bet this girl doesn't even do the cardio machine and looks great. Fuck her, hope she gets fat.

>>39595641
underrated post

U guis r a bunch ov queefs

>>39600476
stfu pumpkin-spice latte drinking SLUT

>>39595636
sauce?

>>39596267
all these gay gifs coming out of the woodwork is quite telling about the reality of /fit/.

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>>39595455
i'm 4 posts in and this thread is already solid gold

>>39595588
Reading this made me angry

>>39595703
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>39596087
>this has now become a fat hate thread

Some things transcend gender, anonnette.

>men havin a laff at how ridiculous all of this sounds when it's women instead of men
>not realizing that this is how fucking pathetic the men on this board look to women all the time

gg m8s

>>39600801
>Implying this wasn't one massive demonstration of satire.

Also, CAPTCHA is all images WITHOUT street signs now?

>>39600801
>Isn't even comfortable playing around with your masculinity.
>never gonna make it

>>39600373
PLZ post moar
n-no lesbo

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>>39596063
kekek so fucking hard

That's the best thread I've ever seen on /fit/

>>39597912
having a chad instead of Stacy.

confirmed cum dumpster who will never make it enjoy your weak gains.

>>39599500
sup :) you wanna shower together bby?

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>>39596063

>>39596111
fucking white maidens
i bet you consider yourself a "nice girl", huh?

>>39599998
Same here. I don't want to be like that ffs.

>>39599998
>>39599999

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>>39595455
>>39597127
>>39595580
>>39596113

>2016
>Still falling for the height meme
>Implying Chads care about women being a head taller

>>39595455

muh vagiiina

>30+ replies saying kek

>>39595607
Fuck off with this "manon here" bullshit. You think you're such a special snowflake just because you have a dick. Your opinion would have the same weight if you hadn't qualified it with your super important penis, so you're clearly only doing it to get attention from the desperate thirsty cuckqueans on here. Kys dicklet.

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>>39600350
Surgery removes 90% of nerve endings. It's kike's conspiracy to make sex for women into not pleasurable experience, so poc can outbreed us.

>>39595455
This entire thread reminds me of the monster girl general on /jp/

>>39595785
She has such a nice face, what a waste.

Best thread i've seen in a long time.

>>39596819

High Est

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>>39596221
>tfw no Piano bf

>>39596743
Holy shit this is so fucking accurate. Why are women such memes.

And most women can't banter without getting massively upset and taking everything personal.

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>>39595455
there is no female on 4chan you fag

>>39600801
What's really funny about this thread is the underlying theme. It proves that:

1) the male gaze is real,
2) everyone here knows it, and
3) everyone here understands it well enough to invert it for satirical purposes.

Feminism vindicated. Alt-right btfo.

>>39603120
https://nhentai.net/g/138630/

part 3 has a thing where he gets gazed at in the bath and is like. wow this is pathetic.

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>>39595706

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>this thread
bless you /fit/

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IMPLYING I TREAD FOR BLOKES

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Hey lesbians
How many slurps a day for massive losses?

>>39603318
Don't you know Starbucks doesn't count towards your daily calories, silly anon.

Anyone here doing GONAD?

>>39603357
>implying I eat while dieting
Goosh