>looksmaxxed
>roid, tat, tan
>finally get a date
>go to bar get a drink
>walk in and this fucking guy is standing there
what do
>>39588821
>'Scuse me cunt I'm tryina order a drink
Who the fuck is this fag
>>39588821
Hand over my date, fall to my knees and ask him to bless me.
>>39588821
order a scotch and soda. hes obvs the bartender.
>>39588821
Ditch my date and go home with him
>>39588821
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>39588830
God
>>39588821
Oh well I tried
Go home, masturbate then browse /fit/
dump the bitch and get that nigga's number, he looks smooth af
>>39588879
Wait... I just finished my calculus homework, but wouldnt that mean you'd be facing the same direction? Why turn at all, then?
>>39588821
Well, my date sure is punctual
>>39588830
GANDY
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>>39588869
this desu
>>39590873
good point, you really got my cogs to jog