>tfw I destroy my gains by drinking at parties How do you

>>39588187
Babysit your drink and only have one or two

>>39588187
I smoke weed.

>>39588187
I'm shameless and fill up a beer can with water secretively and make it look like I'm still drinking.

>>39588187
By not going to parties, obviously. Are you really that dense?

I drank like 2 or 3x what everyone else drank and i couldnt get drunk last nigh so i just helped the soberfags with the lightweightfags

im 6'2 183 why couldnt i get drunk, ive gotten wasted on that amnt before

>>39588206
m a d m a n

>>39588187
Will two or three glasses of scotch and an occasional cigar hurt me too much?

>>39588187
Stop drinking beer. It's too many empty calories.
Drink vodka. You get drunk quicker.

>>39588232
#heavyweight #superdrinker #2kul2getdrunk #yass

>>39588187
just came to /fit/ to ask this

i cant stop drinking and i always lose weight on the weekends :/ help me

>>39588276
are u really stupid enough to think im humblebragging about being unable to have a good time

>>39588293
yes

>>39588314
thats awkward

>>39588293
>dood i like drank 3 times what everyone else drank and didnt even get drunk, dood like those sober and lightweight people fucking fags lmfao amirite

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>>39588326
>enjoy drinking
>weigh 30-40 more lbs than other people, so keep pace thru overcompensation
>everyone else is drunk, i feel bloated and sober
>i did not have a good time

brahs this has never happened to me before wtf happened

(Maybe a better format 4u)

>>39588187
have you tried getting a drinking calendar?

>Days ive gone without drinking

Denoted by an X for each day you dont drink.

>>39588187
By not eating so less booze gets me drunker

>>39588365
I had this happen at my cousins wedding I was drinking doubles to keep a buzz. Im bulking and was dancing a lot so thatsxmy guess

>>39588365
>Manlets
>People

Jesus anon you are just sinking lower

>>39588462
jej

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>>39588187

Start sipping

>getting invited to parties
NORMIES GET OUT

>>39588200
But I'm literally too autistic to make a move otherwise. Need that liquid courage

>>39588206
I only drink one out of every three shots. Pretend to drink them but I hide the glass in my hand and dump it out where no one can see.

>>39588282
>i cant stop drinking
y not tho

Just do pills you fucking pussy

>>39588201
This

>>39588679
sneaky bastard

>tfw i drink a whole bottle of red and do coke to sober up at least once a week
Freshman year is crazy lads

>>39588187

I smoke weed instead

>>39588206
Just tell people you don't drink, that's what I do

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I still don't understand why people can't just drink in moderation. Am I autistic or something? We all eat in moderation, sleep in moderation, masturbate in moderation, but for some reason, alcohol gets a special privilege as being binged. Why?

>>39588206
>>39588679
>throwing away alcohol
>not just manning up and telling people you simply don't want me alcohol
Great job, not only are you a puss that can't stand up for himself, you are also wasteful.

>>39588365
Keep dreaming faggot, I'm exactly as tall as you and weigh just as much, 183 isn't very big

>>39588809
>implying i dont drink the beer first before I fill it with water
Everyone will be weirded out and think you're a nerd if you say you dont drink. Theyll wonder what's wrong with you.

>>39588206
>Girl flirts with you
>Start talking for awhile in a corner
>You sit your drink down
>She picks it up with a smile and takes a sip
>Spaghetti starts flowing from every orifice on your face
>She tells the whole party
>You trip on spaghetti on your way out

>>39588802
Desperately trying to drink the autism away

>>39588276

kek, truth

>>39588852
kek, thats an amateur mistake, I deathgrip that pseudobeer and never let it down

>>39588293

YES

>>39588187
take straight shots of vodka. vodka is the healthiest form of alcohol.

>>39588852
>I've seen too many teen comdies: the post

if she was talking with you for awhile, she would just ask you why theres water in it.

now if it was piss on the other hand...

>>39588595
r9k is that way faggot

>>39588907
Not sure if joking, but it's what cool guys do. You shouldn't be drinking beer past high school tbph,

>>39588232
>6'2
>183
>he thinks he's not one of those lightweights

kek

>>39588924
Cool guys actually just pick up a cheap six pack on the way to the party and then just get the rest of their drinks from other people.

>>39588617
You'll never overcome the autism if you're just numbing yourself with alchy faggot.

>>39588941
Doesn't matter where you get them from, just don't drink shitty beer past 18.

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>>39588953
Trying hard and spending more money than necessary is for fags tbqhwy

>>39588953
Says who? I drink fuckin PBR and bitches love it.

I like getting drunk, but I think alcohol tastes like shit. How can people drink it on a regular basis?

>>39588835
Caring this much about what others think. How's it feel to be in the 'not making it' club?

>>39588941
actually cool guys roll up with a bottle of good high price liquor.

>>39588970
>underage b&
This is literally what every under 21 says

>>39588969
>Drinking beer for validation.

>>39588965
It's not about looking like anything. Its about the taste. Literally type of alcohol tastes better than beer. Wine, whiskey, gin, vodka are all good. And vodka is pretty cheap.

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>>39588985
>high price liquor

>>39588924
Eh? The most common social greeting between male to male is "Wanna beer?" Nobody fucking says "Want a shot of vodka?" and shots have moved onto more mixers than spirits done straight.

Best way to deal with it is to have maybe 1-2 beers to start before moving on straight hard liquour for the rest of the night.

I'm 22 retard. I first drank alcohol when I was 17, over 5 years ago.

>>39588972
What's the reason to party? Have a good time, make friends and get bitches. Those become more difficult when you're that weird person who doesn't drink. It's also weird as fuck being the only sober person in a party.
Has nothing to do with making it

/r/ pepe shooped onto toad in OPs pic

>>39588989
>drinking expensive liquor for validation

>>39589000
Meant for >>39588986

>>39588994
I'd say 3-4 beers then move onto (good quality) whiskey, rum, gin, etc. Maybe some wine in between.

>>39588835
>>39589002
>DURR UR A WEIRD NERD IF U DONT DRINK

you're literally in high school. grow up you blithering autist

also
>being on fit
>partying

pick one

>>39589024
dood i like start with 4 beers, move onto like 5 shots of whiskey, 3 shots of gin, 4 rum and cokes., also a few bottles of wine.

>>39589030
Literally the only socially acceptable way to back out of drinking is if you say you're the designated driver.

>>39589044
graduate high school and come back here when you're 18

>>39589040
Hell yeah fellow Britfag?

getting wasted occasionally barely effects your gains. mb actually do some research u ultra faggot

>>39589049
>everyone at the party doing a round of shots
>cute girl offers you one
>n-no thanks, I dont drink
>everyone looks at you weird
>everyone cheers and does the shot while you stand in the corner
how about you just drink like a real human being you nerd

>>39589044
What if you have a genetic predisposition to alcoholism?

>>39589071
graduate high school and come back here when you're 18.

>>39588187
Just tell people you don't drink. How fucking hard is that?

>>39589086
This, I don't get the big deal

>>39589082
Just dont get carried away and you'll be fine. My dad had alcohol dependence and so does my brother, but I never drink past buzzed these days and it's all well and good.

>>39589083
this is the face of autism

>>39588187
benzos and no sugar soda

>tfw Native
>tfw mom convinced me not to drink by showing me natives from reservations

Dodged a bullet

>>39589103
the face of autism is the guy who thinks that people call you a "nerd" or look at you "weird" if you don't want to drink

oh wait, your family has alcoholism and you still do it. explains a lot

Find friends who you enjoy being around while you're sober.

>>39589132
Tell me, what is your excuse for not drinking? because people DO change their perception of you based on what you say to that question. To ignore basic human psychology is just ignorant.

>>39588187
>i destroy my gains by not eating

I'm going to a party tonight

I plan to drink.

I went on a date today and I'm meeting her at the party.

Should I bring a drink?

I don't know if it's byob

Whats a good party alcohol

>>39589294
I always bring at least the amount I'm planning to drink. And you can just bring whatever. If it's expensive hard alcohol you can earn points. If it's cheap beer you can just make a joke about it and earn points. win win

Just bring what you like to drink or ask her what she likes to drink and bring that.

>>39589148
I didn't say that I don't drink. I'm merely saying that your immature "hurr ur a loozer if u dont drink" and thinking that people think that is pathetic

>>39589326
She likes wine and Labbats beer. I guess labbats

>>39588852
grils irl are usually not that mean

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>>39588262
>Not releasing it

>>39588991
was completely expecting a post like that, but given the fact that most people on here are neckbeards who's only view of parties is from teen drama's and american pie frat boy movies, I expect it.

I went to a D1 school and at all the parties, the 'cool' kids always showed up with bottles of liquor. You're thinking of the kid who brings his dad's 150$ bottle of aged whiskey, I'm talking about top shelf liquor from the store (belvadere, ciroq, goose) and would give chicks shots and shit.

it was always the poor kids who freshman drinking natty lights and budlight.

>>39589397
>I'm merely saying that your immature

fedora.jpg

>>39588771
>I did some drugs during my first semester when I'm still blissfully unaware of how little such a behaviour will give me in the next years and I can brag about it online where people who have seen far too many people doing what you're doing ruined for life will happily judge me based on a simple post

>>39589620
>I went to a D1 school and at all the parties
>they all were giving chicks shots from $40-$50 bottles of vodka
>paying that much for pussy at a party

cool story 4channer

>>39588187
I drink between 8 and 12 beer everyday and my gains are fine. Stop being a fucking beta cuck

>>39588809
But I want to look cool

>>39589429
no get wine. it's called panty droppin' juice for a reason. girls don't get turned on as easy when they drink beer cause they're bloated and feel like fatties

>>39588187
willpower

>>39588617
if you can do it drunk you can do it sober

>>39588617
Felt the same way and was able to slide that courage into my sober self, feels good

>>39588835
Not true. Say you are driving if you must have an excuse but self control is respectable so long as you aren't a fucking buzzkill when you are sober.

>>39588232
I'm a bad boi who can drink a lot, but I hit a drop off where I go from gud drunk boi to literal unintelligible monster (~20 drinks). It's rare when I go that hard but I fuckin b00l when I do

>>39588187
Well, almost dying after a month long binge, losing my job and having to go through withdrawals worked for me. Haven't drank since

>>39588232
First major sign of impending alcoholism. Not even trolling here man.

Stop being a massive beta and dont go to parties anymore.

>>39588187

I just drink. I'm a lost cause. I feel like if I dont work out every 24 hours my muscles are literally gonna melt off my bones and I'm gonna by struggling to hold them on but they will be melting through my fingers as I cry and fumble my hardest to keep them on.

So when I drink I can stop caring as much.

>>39588852

"I couldnt find a cup so put some water in this can gotta sober up for the drive"

LIE FUCKERS!

>>39588187
Alcohol makes me miserable and borderline suicidal.

>>39588617
You're self-medicating. I did that so much in my early 20s. You need pills. The shit I take makes me feel invisible even if i'm the center of attention.

>Go see a psychiatrist

>>39591876
what are you on?

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>>39588206
>>39588679

WOW, now these are the autism level is expect from /fit. Holy shit

>>39588802
It's a logical- albeit retarded- process. Eating or masturbating doesn't immediately make you feel light-chested and happy. A good wank is not immediately followed by a splurge of laughs and jokes with your mates. You go into braindead, basic mode when you're drinking. I've had a drink=I feel good= I want more drinks to feel more good. A lot of people just don't have the presence of mind to consider the consequences. That said, I'm not the biggest drinker anymore, and it IS frustrating to see people lose their dignity/start acting like assholes left right and centre. Yet another annoying fact of life

>>39588232
"Dude I drank like 2-3 times my own body weight in alchol last night man, shit was lit 8)" u r real cool

Working out gives me a better buzz than drinking, so it's not hard.

>Stopped drinking alcohol
>lost all my friends

A-at least i'm gonna make it, right? ;_;

>>39588262
White wine has lowest calories, gets you drunk quicker than beer, doesn't make you pee as much and doesn't make you as aggressive as vodka.

>>39592045
Yeah, brah, thats the way!
Leave humanity behind!

>>39591770
I unironicly almost lose my "life" because alcohol, feels bad man.

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>>39592059
>White wine has lowest calories
'no'

>>39592045
me too friendo

>>39588835
Hows middle school

I don't mind having a few drinks with some friends, but it's actually pretty sad that everyone is peer pressured into drinking. What went wrong in our society?

>>39592477
> What went wrong in our society?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBXoXB3QvyI

>>39592492
>nazi shit
Nope.jpg

>>39592514
You asked for it, Brah.