>tfw 26 and still fapping 6-8 times a day >tfw build muscle

>>39585588
>fapping at work

wtf man I did that at work when I was 15 but not now that I'm in my twenties......... I'd laugh so hard if a coworker got caught fapping in the bathroom lmao

>>39585620
Yeah it would be kind of hard for me to get caught since it's a 1 room washroom and the door locks, I wouldn't do it if we had a typical washroom with stalls and urinals etc

>>39585588
fapping lots doesnt mean u have high test.
i fap 4 times a day but i look like a fucking kid at 18 and have to show id to get into 15+ movies

>>39585801
>he thinks high test makes your face older

lol I fapped at work once when I was 16. I worked at McDonald's and a coworker (she was like 17ish) gave me her panties if I'd trade shifts with her. I did it anyway to be nice, didn't really want her panties, but she gave me this envelope with her sexy knickers inside and I snuck off to smell them and ended up fapping

Felt good man

>>39585801
testosterone is the primary mediator for sex drive. They prescribe it as a treatment for low libido. It makes you look more masculine, not older kiddo.

>>39585825
It does actually

>>39585860
No it doesn't actually

>>39585853
Why would having low libido be a medical problem?

I'm pretty much spent if I do 5 times in a week. I can't even empathize. How the fuck is it possible to do this even?

>>39585588
Brah ur not high test, u have an addiction lol

>>39585915
High testosterone

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>I work at a hospital
>Long shifts and female co workers would sometimes get me horny
>Decide to fap for once in the hospital
>Put on some porn and get in the mood.
>Halfway through I realize what I'm doing, I mean as soon as I walk through the bathroom door there are patients agonizing or holding on to their lives.
>Felt like a monster
>Stopped fapping, took a piss and washed my hands.
>Went back to the ER.
>Get home after a 35 hours shift.
>Fap furiously and fall asleep
I'm never trying that ever again.

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>>39585588
>Fapping at work
>Too Beta for GF
>Bragging

>>39585952
hey at least you realized and stopped could be worst i guess

>>39585588
well it's not very common to see some natty ronnie coleman looking guy jacking off all the time. can you post a pic of you while not masturbating or something?

>>39585875
ur wrong. testosterone makes masculine faces

>>39585954
Who would want a gf? All they do is cost you money and bitch about every little thing

>>39585952
How much money do you make from working 35 hour shift mane? God damn. How you do 35 hours anyway?

>>39585977
He's too swole to post a picture

>>39586046
Coffee and will power is what gets me through those shifts.
In dollars about 1,200 monthly.

>>39586266
Lol what, in what country are you working 35 hour shifts for that shit money a month?

>>39586034
Yeah better lock yourself and masturbate to women on a screen.
>hurr high test alpha

You have an addiction, as anon already pointed out

>>39586288
Mb in his country its enough money

>>39585952
I'll take things that never happened for 400.

ACGME doesn't allow shifts that long. Nobody deserves to be treated by a surgeon or even a nurse on hour 34.5 straight.

Unless you're like, in Aleppo or something.

>>39585835

If you didn't fuck her you're an idiot.

>>39585860
>i'monlypretendingtoberetarded.jpg

>>39585588
That's an addiction, not a high testosterone level. Ever heard the phrase "chronic masturbation"? That's what you have.

>>39585588
I have 10 times the natural test limit and I fap every other day.

You're just a fiend.

>>39586593
How do you measure your testosterone? Do you just call up a doctor and ask them to test you?

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>Want to fap
>find a good looking korean comic to fap too
>The story actually so interesting I forego fapping and just read it
>nofap achieved
>mfw
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>>39586635
''ed

>>39586691
as always links to everything we've talked about in the doobly doo bellow

>>39586703
huh?

>>39586742
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prime_(symbol)#Designation_of_units

>>39586709
>doobly doo
The what now?

>>39585588
Fapping a lot isn't an indicator of high test. I have pretty low test (checked twice, 471 and 451 ng/dL) and I fap on average 2-3 a day

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>>39586691
>Find porn so good you want to last till the end
>Edge it the entire way through
>Finish without cumming
>Dick and balls hurt from edging that you don't want to fap anymore

>>39585588
Post body or stay delusional.

>>39585915
When I was a teenager I fapped 2-3 times a day for like, 5 years.

>>39586572
This

>>39585588
Yes. I'm 28 and I beat off constantly. Just noticed the outline of my Adonis belt coming in today too.

Somewhat related my gf was telling me that according to her friends in relationships we have sex 3-4 times more than they do.

do you really have lower test at 26? i thought that was still young. that means i only have a few more years of youth left. im scared /fit/

>>39585588
i take 3 washroom breaks, because I have to shit. Other than that, I'm horny as fuck and jerk off 4 times a day minimum, more if I have the time.

I'm 25

>>39587329
Yeah Im 26 and ive noticed major differences than when I was 24

>don't heal quickly when injured
>no interest in sex
>tired most of the time
>hangovers are worse
>little things send you into a rage
>broke all the time

After 25 it's a pretty miserable existence in my opinion, I moved out when I was 25 and its been all downhill since

>>39587424
>i take 3 washroom breaks, because I have to shit
Dude eat some fiber.

>>39587532
This

Who shits 3 times a day. That's fucked

>>39587532
I eat lots of fiber, thats why I shit so much.

>>39585853
looking more masculine makes you look older, when i was 16 and didnt have ID i used to say i was 27 and get away with it

>>39587735
This

People thought I was 25 when I was 16 years old, felt good because everyone else my age looked like kids

>>39587755
>everyone else my age looked like kids
iktf

>>39587688
Ok, so eat less. You're supposed to shit once a day.

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>>39586288
>>39586341
>>39586525
I'm a medical resident in a third world country. I know it's not much but it gets me through the month.

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38 and fapping like im 16, 2-3 a day, im about to start #3 right now and its just 4pm
today might be a 4-5 day
>hight test homo

>>39588325
Lol don't feel bad about fapping in a hospital. I used to eat lunch while watching cadaver dissection videos. Life goes on as normal around your work.

>>39588454
38 year olds don't get horny

>>39585588
youre 26 and still here? lmaoing at your life

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>>39585588
HAAAAY SAILORRRRR
>No homo