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>He fell for the "shower every day meme" It causes

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>He fell for the "shower every day meme"

It causes your body to dry out, and then produce more oil than you naturally do. Which forces you to shower more. Trapping you in a cycle of over washing.

It varies somewhat, but you can be clean by bathing as little as twice a week.

1. Replace all your harsh soaps with stuff that's milder and better for your skin. You probably don't want to cowash but at least change to a sulphate-free shampoo. Invest in a good conditioner.

2. When you get out of the shower, apply moisturizer while you skin is still damp (not soaking. Dry yourself a bit.)

3. If you don't use one already, make sure your deodorant contains an antiperspirant. Apply before you go to bed in addition to in the morning (and after you bathe).

4. You will still have to wash your face daily. I recommend washing with just water and applying moisturizer in the morning, and then a mild cleanser and moisturizer before bed.

5. Your skin and hair will have to adjust. Don't jump in the shower as soon as you get greasy. Maybe plan your non-shower days for when you don't have to go out.
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>going to bed dirty

no thanks
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I shower every day, but i only wash my body once a week, shampoo once a week. You must condition every day, otherwise, you lost
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>>39579049
>he fell for the high fat may may
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I shower myself 3 days a week and I wash my hair 2 days a week. Bit longer now cuz too lazy to go to barber even tho girls said its nice.


Many times before uni I go to the gym and I don't shower( when its not summer or some crazy lower heavy day). I don't sweat at all, my gym shorts and t shirt doesn't smell at all.


How is this possible?

On contrary I have a gym mate he sweats like pig( tfw when his sweat drops off my face when he spots me) and he smells like shit after.
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>>39579049
I heard the same thing but for washing haor every day.
I only wash my hair in the morning every day because when I wake up, it looks like shit. Why would I avoid keeping something clean and fresh?
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>>39579049

Nice broscience mate

1. Every single soap you can buy has the same base. The only significant difference is the quantity of glycerin (wich does absolutely nothing except giving you a "greasy" feeling).

2. Your skin does not get moist from the outside but from the inside. Just drink water.

3. Literally cancer.

4. Best way to fuck up the skin of your face. If you see any imbalance in your skin just change your diet,.

5. Skin and hair adjust to your diet, not to your cleaning habits.
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>work 6 days a week cleaning up in a hotel

Yeah i shower everyday, and use a lot of moisturizer and all, i have no problems, I sometimes wish i had a better job so I wouldn't have to shower so much
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>>39579049

This has to be a bait.

Enjoy your hormonal disbalance.
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The only time you NEED to shower is right after you take a shit, anything else is a waste of water.
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>>39579049
>falling for the shower meme
O how I pity thee

I have a bath every day.
>It raises your body temperature while it's cold
>Makes you feel relaxed
>Can hold your breath under water for lung capacity gains
>Relaxes muscles as opposed to standing awkwardly in the shower
>Can invite girls to bathe with you and sit in your lap

Why do you hate your body?
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>>39579126
>blow bubbles for max exhale gains.
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>>39579049
DESIGNATED
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>>39579049
W H O
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>>39579126
>standing awkwardly in the shower
You mean "standing normally"?
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>>39579049
>work as an engineer
>constantly come in contact with dirt, oils, etc..
>implying I'm not going to shower every day

I would fucking loathe being near you, I bet you smell like a rotten carcass
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>>39579126
>Bathing like an ancient god
Muh nigguh
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I work for a living and don't have the luxury of sitting at home all day so I need to shower daily.
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Wash hair literally daily, sometimes twice a day due to uncontrollable dandruff that can only be prevented for half a day if you peel it off by scratching your head while washing it with water

I can confirm, my hair produces enough oil per day to deep fry a serving of french fries
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My hair is oily as fuck due to genetics. I don't shower before bed or throw a towel down on my pillow their is a good chance I'll break out.
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>>39579080
your obviously not pumping hard enough bro
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>>39579049

who is this fertility goddess
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>>39579049
> twice a week.
Uh what? fuck that, I gym everyday dude and I would get fired if I showed up to work without showering even for one day.
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>>39579126
>Can invite girls to bathe with you and sit in your lap

Until the bath becomes a jacuzzi, on your lap.
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I live in a tropical country. 2 showers at least everyday are more than necessary. I would risk 1 shower a day, but it won't be as confortable.
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why does my head get so damn itchy after 2 days of no shampoo?
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>>39580341
you need to condition
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>>39579049
>living in the tropics and it's summer
>anon suggests not showing every day
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Should I be taking more cold showers?
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I grew up with oily as fuck skin. Skipping showers was simply not an option during my teens. Accutane was the miracle that balanced my oil production and got rid of my acne.
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>>39579049
You ought to still shower off afyer exercise.

You don't need soap everytime, but at least rinse off the sweat.
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>>39579088
You seem like the kind of person who won't say "I don't know" when someone asks you something you don't know. You just start answering them and see where it goes.
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Fuck off OP and fuck every cunt that thinks they can get away with not showering. Everyone else thinks you're disgusting and can smell you from 20 metres away
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i typically shower less in the winter. if i don't sweat or get dirty when it's below freezing, i typically go up to three days without a shower. i still wash my face and brush my teeth, but that's about it.

taking cold showers helps a lot with the issue of dry skin. just thinking about a hot shower makes me skin itch.
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>>39580404
Where from anonymous?
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>>39579126
You must be a manlet
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>>39579126
>sitting in a pool of your own filth-water
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>>39579049

>in the morning i awake
>i feel my bladder about to break
>scratch my balls
>rub my eyes
>feeling lousy
>my girlfriend tells me that it's time to take a bath
>i say "no not today it's only tuesday"
>you know it doesn't make a difference to me
>every day i do the same old thing
>so why should i have to be clean?
>THOSE DREADED WEDNESDAYS AND SATURDAYS
>also know as..
>SHOWER DAYS

i hate them
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Fuck you I'm at the gym 5-6 days out of the week I need that shower. I don't shower on days I don't go to the gym though
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>>39580596
Cairns, Australia
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>>39580414
YES.
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>>39580666
animal species? tell me as i am high sir, thank you? tis jolly day!
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this is true as animals we were busy surviving and hunting we didn't have the luxury to bathe everyday or had enough water. so this is correct.
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>>39579080
Higher test than you if he smells and you don't. Don't talk to women with him after working out, they'll be WAY more attracted to him and show you no interest
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>>39579049
>tfw 80% of showers are with gf, who scrubs my back, helps me wash my long hair, and then we usually end up fugging before getting out

Shit is pretty cash. I try to shower every day, and wash my hair twice a week. I can't fucking stand being smelly. Other people's BO is gross, I can only assume mine is as well. I've never had anybody hug me and huff my scent when I'm sweaty, but it's happened plenty of times after a shower and a little bit of cologne.
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>>39579049
I literally only shower after going to the gym.

This way I'm forced to go to the gym, every 2-3 days for SS.
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>forced to shower twice a day because of all the dirty work I do
>weak/dry skin because of it
Fuck. I do not know what to do because if I don't shower I'll be a smelly bum.
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>>39579049
I shower every morning and I don't plan on changing that.
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I wash my hair once a week, sometimes week and a half and it's healthier than ever, it's not oily and doesn't smell. Years ago, I washed my hair every day and it was extremely oily (and not this long), then I switched to every other day and slowly decreased the everyday shampooing. Pic related, sorry about the size (on my phone >_>)
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>>39580927
Forgot pic
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>>39580943
Fuck off Rapunzel.

That shits just an accident waiting to happen.
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>>39580943
Enjoy getting your hair wrapped up in a lathe when you walk within ten feet of one
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>>39580943
Please be in Essex
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>>39579049
It's times like this that I truly despise click bait like cracked that peddles this bullshit.
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>>39580943
QT
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>>39579049
question: what do you do for a living?
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>>39581039
You really think random bitches on /fit/ are going to be anywhere near a lathe during their day to day lives?
>be femanon
>walking down sidewalk
>spot machinist carrying drill-press approaching me from opposite direction
>nervously decide to go to the other side of street to avoid having to pass him
>as I move to cross street, brake press screeches in from nowhere and cuts me off.
>let out shriek and run to hide in a back alley.
>get cornered by the big Haas lathe
>grabbed by hair and brutally raped.
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>>39579049
WHOM is this semen demon?
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I just said it because I hate having to use the lathe at work. I usually let my machinist take care of that stuff.

Also, loving every laugh with your response
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>>39581156
Whoops this is for (You)
>>39581226
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>caring about types of shampoo
>buying moisturizer
Sorry, I have a penis. I hope OP doesn't.
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>white people don't shower daily

you learn something new everyday
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>>39581226
>he hates having to use the lathe
I used to feel the same because whenever I had to do lathe work it was on some poorly maintained heavy duty POS. Started working somewhere that had a small-scale hardinge manual lathe. Fancy Swiss-made quick swap tool holder + collet system that could replace standard chucks that made everything way less labour intensive.
>tfw going on autistic rant about machineshop on /fit/
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>>39579049
I bet you never clean/change your bed sheets either
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>>39581307
I'm an electromechanical assembler and we get our parts from outside companies. We have a machinist that modifies some parts that are made wrong or if we need something fabbed up quick. So we only have a couple Bridgeports and an old lathe which is only protection is a drop down guard over the chuck. I hate using it but I'll use it if only absolutely necessary
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>>39581370
>Bridgeports
Gross. No wonder you hate it.
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>>39581424
I've got no problem with the end mill, I actually really enjoy it. I think it's awesome that I can shape metal and make surfaces shiny. Saying that sounds legitimately autist
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>>39579049
Nice!! My gf will thank me for this once she goes down on me and has to deal with the 5 layers of smegma built up in my foreskin and balls
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>>39580943

TURN THE FUCK AROUND
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>>39579049
Fuck off pajeet. You smell like shit.
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yuck
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>>39579049

Yeah you retard mate. That maybe works for some faggy office workers but I get exposed to dust and other shit daily and my hair feels crisp as fuck sometimes because of all the dust. This is why I need to shower my shit daily, otherwise my skin dries the fuck out.
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>>39581489
K
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>>39579077

How do I break this high test curse breh? I want nothing more than to make a thicc girl moan out for me and call me daddy. I know they'll eventually grow complacent and go from thicc to morbidly obese.
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>3. If you don't use one already, make sure your deodorant contains an antiperspirant. Apply before you go to bed in addition to in the morning

Your anti shower but more deodorant for no reason? Why are you sweating like a maniac while sweating? Why again in the morning?

I think you should at least advocate cold showers instead of just shower less as cold showers are proven to help boost immune system.

I def think more people should use natural stuff (which is hwy i dont get deodorant so much when not around other people)
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>>39580943
Please be londan
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>>39581531
Asian?
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>>39581531
alright now lose the shirt you now how it is round these parts
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>>39581606
I'd bet money she is
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>>39581531

how bout i fitness dick in your mouth
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>>39580943

>that hair

Fuck off bitch.

I'm not beta and pathetic enough to >LONDON LONDON LONDON in these threads but It's been years since I saw hair like that

t. hair fetish fag

I WANT TO BRUSH THE FUCK OUT OF THAT HAIR. ALL FUKING NIGHT

Arh fuck you for making me write this post

HAIR
A
I
R
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>>39581620
>>39581621
Good to know /fit/ is still autistic
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>>39581631

I JUST WANT TO BRUSH

HER

HAIR.

WHATS SO AUSITIC ABOUT THAT ANON?
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>>39581531
post ass pls
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>>39581639
The angst

Saying you're not beta and pathetic enough to imply you wanna fuck, you just wanna brush her hair

The hair fetish
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>>39581606
>>39581618
Nope, not asian
>>39581621
>>39581639
This is weirdly cute
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>>39579116

If you take a shower every time you take a shit, you either don't shit enough or you shower too often
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>>39581675

Hair fucking triggered me HARD.

>imply you wanna fuck

It's EASY to get laid anon. Download this magic app called tinder, take off your shirt, dim the lights. Take a photo of yourself.

Meet up with stupid sloots.

This isn't rocket science.

Finding hair like that is IMPOSSIBLE.

I broke up with my ex a whole back and ITS SUFFERING NO ONE HAS HAIR LONG ENOUGH TO FULFILL MY DESIRES REEE

THINK WHEN was the last time you saw hair that long?

WELCOME TO MY WORLD ANON
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>>39580374
Oh my god what I would do to have a brown gf.....HNNNNNG
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>>39581693
HOLY SHIT TAKE OFF UR CLOTHES PLS I BEG U
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>>39581693
Don't encourage him Becky
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>>39580943
>>39581531
Are you one of those female autisms I hear about on the chans?
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>>39580626
Fuck off jew
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>>39581693

>I will never give you brushy brush while we watch chinese cartoons
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>>39581531
I don't trust you to not have a penis. But still how much fun do you get out of watching anons lose their shit like this?
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>>39581725
Poor anon. Pic before bed just for you. Good luck finding your rapunzel
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>>39579049
NAME
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>>39581915
>those hands
How do I say this...I have a boner...
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>>39581967
Hands?
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>>39581967

>the hands got you hard

Who's weirder you are me?

>>39581915

Appreciate. Going to dream about those long locks.

I know you crave the attention and will wake up and read this in the morning so sweet dreams :)
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>>39579088
Good answer. Solid. Tight. Thick.
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>>39579088
>>39579049
Almost all of what you find that they call 'soap' is more like 'detergent in bar form' and strips your skin too efficiently which is why you get too dried out from using it.

On the other hand if you use a natural soap made the old-fashioned way you won't have that problem unless you shower and scrub with it several times a day. I've used pic related for years and I don't have any dry skin problems. You don't have to use this specific soap, it's just the one I've decided I like the best, you can use any soap that's actual 'soap', make the old fashioned way. If you want really really basic there is an olive oil-based soap I used to use, too. Lots of them out there you just have to look.

If you have to use a 'moisturizer' all the time after showering, then something's wrong.
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>>39580374
Someone please. Source for this girl? Google doesn't even give me other sizes of the photo.
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>>39579049
You say showering often will dry out your skin then go on to advise using a moisturizer which is what actually does that
You fucking jackass
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>>39582213
Oh FFS.. despite everything said against it in this thread, I think YOU NEED a cold shower, bub. Go cool your jets somewhere and stop fapping constantly. Read a book or something.
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>>39582254
I'm not the guy you responded to, but fuck you. She's hnng as fuck
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>>39579049
natural soap bar with superfat content of at least 4% and 1 tablespoon vinegar diluted in 1 quart water as conditioner is all you need.
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>>39579049
>>39580374
MUH DICK
MUH FUKKIN DICK
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>>39582290
Your waifu a shit.
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I just shower whenever I know that I have to be around people.
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Also, my ball sweat is fucking wild nowadays. Shower and cleaning habits are the same as ever. Same goes for diet. What the heck is going on?
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>>39579049
Try living in a tropical country and not showering every day.
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>>39579049
>Using moisturizer and deodorant
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>>39579433
I had a similar problem, but I fixed it by mixing one part apple vinegar with one part water, and applying it to my hair and letting it sit for about 30 mins. lasts about a week though. If you keep applying it weekly, it reduces how bad your dandruff is even when you stop using it
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>>39579049
MUH FUGGN DICK
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>>39580604
Do you think you're not allowed to wash yourself with clean water at the end?
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>>39579433
you played yourself. try reducing your shampoo usage and it naturally goes down. I still have some flakes but nothing like I had last year. I only shampoo once every 1-2 weeks depending on how much ive sweat or been in the sun. I do wash it out everyday with warm water and scrub it with a loofa or washcloth.
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>>39581531
what's that on your arm?
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>>39580404
>>39579656
>>39583250
This advice is for people living in first world countries...
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>>39581915
PK?
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This is thread is a platform for cancer producing anti-shower propagandists.
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>>39584606
Its probably Vitiligo, doubt its fungal growth. Shit sucks, auto-immune disorder that kills the cells that pigment your skin.
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>>39579049
Have to

Reason: hair gets greasy in less than a day.

Fucking annoying.

Unless if I have extremely short hair then its every two days.
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>>39582251
>moisturizer dries out your skin

are you retarded
that's like saying drinking water makes you thirsty
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>>39581705
Not him but I only shit once a day.
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>>39584606
>>39585397
It's just my dirty mirror anon
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>>39579049
MY DREAM GIRL
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>>39581967
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>>39581302
And even if you do shower, you smell like shit? Congrats, bro.
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White people don't shower just like they don't have any culture lmao
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>>39579049
Sauce?!!?
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>>39587022
i think it is, friend
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>>39580943
Super long hair like that is beautiful. I'm a bit sad women nowadays get their hair cut super short
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>>39587341
Why are you so butthurt? It was just an observation.
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>>39579049
You should shower after every workout. So basically every other day. On off days you can shower without soap if you're scared of your skin drying out
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>>39579049
If you're going to keep posting images like that, yeah, I am going to have to keep showering every day
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>>39580604
Everyone knows you have a shower and clean yourself before you have a bath
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>>39579049

some people go to the gym 5 days a week you filthy fuckin animal weak low test vegan faggot
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>>39579049
It's all about no soap and using a konjac sponge like this : http://livingprettynaturally.com/konjac-sponge-review-the-japanese-secret-to-flawless-skin/
one for face one for body. I shower everyday because unlike you I train hard at the gym.
Then use salt block deodorant and coconut oil to moisturize body. My skin is silky smooth and I smell amazing from this routine.
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>>39581531

do you even lift you fuckin weaboo faggot
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>>39579049
i have to impregnate that girl now, in the next 30 minutes. everyone must help me make that happen
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>>39579049
>5 minutes a day under cold water is bad for you
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>>39579049
tried this meme when I was doing low amount of activity so not sweating every day and got meme'd pretty hard
acne all over back and shoulders
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I shower about 4-5 times a week. I use shampoo once a week or less. I use soap only on my armpits and between my legs when I shower and besides that just scrub with my hands and fingers.
I'm healthy, have never had any sort of infection, and typically women who get intimate with me fawn over my scent and skin and always ask them what I do for it.
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>>39580927
How many of those days do you rinse it at all?
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>>39579049
He fell for the listen to the idiot on 4chan meme
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I can smell this thread from here.
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>>39588653
Yeah
>>39590102
Just in my washing days
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>>39590068
>>39590425
if you're still oily/greasy or stink it's because you either have supremely shit genetics or your diet is fucked

you can't eat a bunch of red meat/garlic/onions etc and expect not to stink
and stop eating pasta you fucking morons
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>>39590476
>>39581531
>>39580943
Do you have a Skype or something? You're very beautiful...
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>>39590606
>bathing twice a week and not smelling
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>>39590653
>not being vegan
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>>39590765
>being vegan
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>>39590771
enjoy your colon cancer and heart disease
enjoy smelling like shit
enjoy having weight issues
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My feet clear out a room the moment i take off my steeltoes, this thread is shit.
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>>39590476
thought this was a guy desu
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>>39590782
enjoy your estrogen induced bitchtits
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>>39590782
no
vegans smell worse than anybody. smell like fucking patchouli oil all the god damn time
nah
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>>39590782
enjoy having a good time being a vegan then hitting a downward spiral of poor nutrition

screen shot this and keep it as a reminder for your poor choices
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>>39579049

>don't shower!
>but continue using shampoo

lol
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>>39590765
shit b8
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>>39580943

pls have a benis
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>>39590816
Because every chinese dude who eats a soy based diet has bitchtits... Retard broscience
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>>39580927

Stop using shampoo.
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>>39581531

>:(
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>>39579084
go to /fa/ they have a sticky on this topic.
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>>39579049
you can shower every day as long as you're not using shit soap and hot water.

Take your retard advice elsewhere.
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I miss the guy who INSISTED not wearing deodorant makes girls wet.
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>>39583513
>>39588575
hmm...contradicting answers, kek
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>>39590476
Still here? How many days a week do you shower? My skin's always been shit and ive had bad dandruff and oily hair forever.
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>>39590782
>colon cancer and heart disease

You mean like the billions of people who eat meat literally every day who never die from these conditions
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>>39579049
>stay clean
>not washing

Yeah no, fuck off. Use good skincare products, but I lift every day and fuck every night. I want a damn shower and I'm taking that shower.
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>>39591796
the key is to only wash yourself with water but only use soaps and shampoo every 2 to 3 days
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>>39591785
Yeah, so since the millions of people that smoke each day don't drop dead immediately that means that smoking is good for you? Retarded carnivore logic. I'd tell you to kill yourself, but you're literally doing that already so good job.
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>>39579055
>leaving the house sweaty and smelly

no thanks
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>>39579049
>he doesn't have a job
Some of us work in industries where it's a requirement to shower daily or be filthy. Hospitals, casinos, manual labor, factories, auto mechanics, aircraft, going to the fucking gym. Unless you sit at a desk every day, you need to be showering that shit off.
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But i like to shower
And take baths
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>>39580943
>>39581531
M A C H U P I C C H U
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P
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>>39580506
The sad thing is that most people actually bullshit instead of admitting they don't know something.
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>>39581531
Post pic of your dick.
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>>39579049
So, what else am I supposed to do? My hair is greasier than a /v/ user's hands if I don't wash it once a day, retard.
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idk I wash whenever the smell gets overwhelming
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>>39579049
Really need sauce on this. Reversee image pulls nothing. Asking for a friend.
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>>39579080
He's high test. Notice how only the manly uggos were the girls that used to smell in gym class all the while the chads on the sports teams fucking stunk out the changing rooms all the while no one ever complained of weedy George in the corner producing a scent.
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>>39579644
what did he mean by this?
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>>39581069
>Living in Essex
Unlucky bro.
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>>39581539
Liking fat chicks ain't high test. Stop making excuses and fuck below average height sticks to produce a manlet future like the rest of us breh.
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>>39581693
To prove those aren't random pictures, you know the drill you have to write "/fit/" along with the date and take a pic.
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>>39581915
Fuck don't leave anon hanging at least give him an obscure email so you can exchange.
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I stink as hell all the time if I don't use antiperspirant right after a shower.
I take a shower, then hit the gym and can barely handle my own stink trough the workout.
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>>39595180
one of the most unneeded shops
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No soap no shampoo shower master race

Soap is reserved for hand cleaning and specific instances of grime removal
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>>39584878
Try to live in Texas or Arizona faggit
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>>39597440
*pats head* good little bro.
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>>39587461
Here, senpai.
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>>39588630
haha nice try buddy, not falling for that konjac meme.
I've already fallen for the other japanese/korean smooth skin memes, not happening agan.
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>cumskins finally collectively moisturising

welp. at least their lips are always crazy chapped.
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>white people: the thread
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>>39597370
so... sauce?
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>>39579049
>8th grade PE
>new to America
>have no idea people shower daily
>in a group conversation girl says she showers twice a day
>"you shower twice a day? haha I shower twice a week!"
>dead silence for a second
>followed up by everyone laughing at me like im some dirty hobo
Since that day I have started showering daily and now I have realized that I was actually right all along but now im trapped.
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What body parts is it important to moisturise?

I only moisturise my face at the moment.
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>>39600931
If you're cut you should also moisturize your dick.
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>>39579107
>works at a hotel

Jesus why
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I get huge pimples in my face from daily moisturizing. What gives? Redhead here, so dry, sensitive skin.
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>>39601605
Try Lucky Tiger. I only use it during cold weather, but it does wonders.
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>>39601605
Have you tried different moisturisers? They make ones for sensitive skin

if youre just getting the pimples even without moisturising you should try adding a face wash. Salicylic acid is the ingredient that gets rid of pimples, look for that in the face cleanser's ingredients.
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>>39601605
ACCUTANE/ROACCUTANE/ISOTRETINOIN
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>>39604619
What's this I hear about it fucking with your bowels permanently?
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If I tried this I'd be a pizza face after a week.
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>tfw stopped using soap altogether at about age 24
>use shampoo twice a week, use it on armpits every shower but that's it
>no longer dry, itchy, etc., skin moist and healthy
>still not smelly


I literally do not 'wash' my body, ever.
I blast myself with hot water every morning, only ever shampooing my armpits. I probably wouldn't advise this if you're a naturally stinky dude or if you have an outrageous amount of test coursing through your body, but when I feel 'gross', it's really just a small amount of ballsweat that simply needs to be rinsed off.
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>>39604736
Not that anon but I haven't heard anything like that from taking Accutane .

Accutane is pretty much the only acne "miracle pill" you can get.

I took Accutane for 5 months and I went from being a cystic pizza face to pimple free for about a year until a few pimples started coming and going every so often. I haven't had an out break since before I took Accutane.

Few negatives with taking the drug is you have to get your blood drawn every month and even with insurance it cost me $200 a month.
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Shower as much as you possibly can. It is good for you.

Essential part of feeling good, looking good, smelling good.

Also helps stimulate your body.
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>>39606525
Yeah I took it in about 2002 - it destroyed my spots but then a few years later I started getting some weird complaints.

IBS being one of them. I heard on 4chan that this shit has been linked to bowel diseases.
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>>39580506
I know too many people like this
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Morning shower guy here, mid temp, <5 minutes, haven't used soap or shampoo/conditioner for maybe 10 years, never have any acne, and I smell better than my mates in summer.

I reckon as well as having better looking, self regulated skin and hair, I've probably saved about 3 g's on pointless products (6 bucks a week for soap n shit) get on it I say
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After a shower I like to rub fragrant oils into my body. I've made a blend consisting mainly of Virginian cedarwood oil, plus others (incuding juniper, patchouli and cinnamon leaf) in grapeseed carrier oil. It smells GOAT.
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>>39608246
How were you spending 6 bucks a week on soap? Were you dumping a whole bottle of body wash in the tub and rolling around in it?
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Shower everyday. Only use soap every other day. No soap days are essentially just rinse and dry myself. When I use soap it's only pick related. Also, no poo. Condition once a week though.
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>>39579049
do people actually find this fatty attractive or are they just part of the whole T H I C C meme.


Because I have the same amount of fat and tits and it just looks like lard to me
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>>39579049
>not making skin and wallet gains by using link related

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B008SGKHEW/ref=sxr_rr_xsim1_s_it?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_p=2286650982&pd_rd_wg=3uN43&pf_rd_r=0VFEBHW2C265V9YPBHPF&pf_rd_s=desktop-rhs-carousels&pf_rd_t=301&pd_rd_i=B008SGKHEW&pd_rd_w=hRchm&pf_rd_i=black+soap&pd_rd_r=QANTN8T3JAJX73AFWNP1&ie=UTF8&qid=1481004399&sr=1
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>>39610567
What the fuck
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>>39610279
nothing worse than a jealous bitch
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>>39610279
>do people actually find this fatty attractive
It's called heterosexuality.
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