I slap your girl's ass and give you a stern look.

hahahaha you're white

you would never come near me or my gf because you're too beta.

good try though

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>>39568811
laugh and then bend you in half

>>39568811
Whoop yo ass whiteboi

KILL WHITEY

>>39568811
Run away from you and your radioactive arms. I don't want cancer.

>>39568811
Nigga id beat the ginger off you bish ass pussy

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>>39568811
>Wait for you to be tired from your set
>Rape you in the gym shower

>>39568811
Tell you to fuck off and apologize baby face

>>39568811

Slap your ass

>>39568811
Spit on your face

knock your bitch ass out

Watch my gf laugh at you because you're nothing special to look at with a shirt on.

Girls dont trade down to worse looking guys. All things considered you'd probably have better luck with single chicks.

>>39568811
Teleport behind you

>>39568811
Teach you how to train chest.

>>39568811
>I'm Chad

Not with those hips

Check with my gf then ask you if you're down for a threesome? I assume you've sucked a dick or two in your days, based on that haircut.

Nothin I love more than stirring some porridge.

>>39568811
I don't know if your capable of giving stern looks breh

>>39568811
>ask gf to yell sexual harrassment real loud
>sue your ass
>live off the settlement with gf happily

>>39568811
Give your cock a royal slobbin'

>>39568811
>why the long face?

>>39568811
FUCK YOUR BARELY MUSCLY GLUTES

>>39568811
That's sexual harassment and we're gonna sue. Now we're rich happy and healthy.

Thank dude.

I don't have one. All the girls I know have friend-zoned me

>>39568811
is that the tumblr boy?

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>>39568811
Unzip my dick

Arm drag to the back before you can prepare your anus.

>>39568811
Laugh, and possibly shove you a bit because I'm a dick. Also, I basically look like you but with extra fat, so I doubt you'd be able to do much about it.

>>39568811
open handed slap your head into the bar. You don't deserve a fist

>>39569951

Best answer.

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>>39568811
I'm a skinny twink so I guess in the relationship I'd probably be the chick. So you would have slapped my ass. So I don't know, what ever you want me to bb:3

>>39568811
It depends if you're a guy or not. I honestly can't tell with those child bearing hips

>>39569951
Seconding this being the best possible response.

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Back the fuck off??

>>39568811
try and figure out how you slapped a figment of my imagination