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2016-12-01 21:51:42 Post No. 39568634
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Share your stories of dealing with manlets

>at gym when i get a call telling me wife is about to give birth to my son
>rush to hospital
>walk in and see my wife holding some weird little guy
>blurt out "what the fuck is that?"
>"it's your son, anon"
>just stand in the door looking at the little creature
>wife tells me to come hold him
>say "i dont understand..." while still looking at my son in disbelief
>wife looks concerned "w-what's wrong?"
>get angry and yell "HE'S A FUCKING MANLET!"
>wife's mum starts screaming at me for yelling and being immature
>lose it and rush out and home where i pack my bags
>drive to train station and jump on first train outta there
>2 years later and im still laying low in a little mountain village
>never going back
>fuck manlets

Anonymous 2016-12-01 21:53:31 Post No.39568656
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Anonymous 2016-12-01 21:53:31 Post No.39568656 [Report]

>>39568634
-100/10 anon that's some shit greentext. Not to mention why did you give him manlet genes?

Anonymous 2016-12-01 21:57:57 Post No.39568701
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Anonymous 2016-12-01 21:57:57 Post No.39568701 [Report]

It worries me that you thought this was funny enough to post

How about this, from now on everytime you have a bright idea just jot it down in a diary. Don't tell anyone else your wonderful ideas just keep jotting them down. Once you've filled the diary up, fucking burn it so your dipshit ideas never get out again

Anonymous 2016-12-01 22:00:10 Post No.39568716
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Anonymous 2016-12-01 22:00:10 Post No.39568716 [Report]

>>39568701
Lol. get fucked OP.

Anonymous 2016-12-01 22:04:13 Post No.39568759
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Anonymous 2016-12-01 22:04:13 Post No.39568759 [Report]

Probably the worst and least funny greentext story I've ever read. If you're over 10 years old kys.

Anonymous 2016-12-01 22:07:00 Post No.39568781
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Anonymous 2016-12-01 22:07:00 Post No.39568781 [Report]

>>39568634

>be nigger
>at the gym working out with an anon manlet
>Been fucking his wife for a while now
>Gets call, wife having a baby
>Pretty sure it is mine
>Awwwshieet.wav
>"Come on Tyrone you gotta drive me to the hospital, I don't have a car!"
>Drive him nervously hoping the baby isn't black
>Runs in to the hospital begging me to come along decide it is now or never to break the news
>Anon's face gets red screams "what the fuck is that"
>baby is black
>Wife stares at me and him
>Start to say "Anon there's somethin we need to talk-"
>manlet screams "It's a fucking manlet"
>Wife and I both get confused
>"anon are you okay?"
>manlet screams "FUCKING MANLETS!" followed by meme's
>Try to calm him down
>He runs away screaming SHIGGIDY DIGGITY BEING A MANLET 2015+1
>Console his wife
>2 Months later never come back
>Decide to move in with his wife and raise another child
>that was almost 2 years ago

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