who /devilish/ here? >lots of dyels doing bench press >grab

>>39562043
Is the prank on you?

>>39562043
Yeah right

>>39562043
>start lifting
>cut all summer
>end up losing 30 pounds to hit goal weight
>start eating at a gentle surplus while continuing to lift
>execute noobgains protocol
>skinnyfat coworker always complaining about how she can't lose weight (she's on a new meme """diet""" each month)
>"omg anon you're so toned, how do you do it?"
>tell her that gyms and heavy weights are scary and I don't want to look like She-Hulk, so I just do lots of reps of bodyweight exercises

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>>39562043
Try the roll of shame next time kiddo. It's unnecessary to try to squirm under a bar when you can just roll it onto your thighs then sit up and drop it.

>>39562100
london?

>>39562100
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>>39562100
That... is actually quite devilish

>mom intercepts my latest shipment of steroids
>"Don't worry mom, it's just creatine. It's perfectly harmless."
>she is relieved and lets me go about my business

BELLOWING FLAMES LICK MY HEELS AS I WALK PAINLESSLY OVER THE GREAT LAKE OF FIRE

>working closing shift at the gym
>everybody has exited the cardio room
>lock it up 20 minutes before close
>some dyel asks me if it was closed

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>turning all the barbells the opposite direction when nobody is looking
/mischief/ is my game

>>39562100
Leave it to a woman to actually do something
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>>39562043
lmao youre a true madman

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>5'7
>come on fit
>find manlet hate threads
>simultaneously roleplay as a lanklet calling manlets subhumans while also roleplaying as a pissed off manlet

>>39562906
this is next level shit

>>39562906
Your parents must be proud of you

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>>39562929
thank you!

>>39562923
:)

>Go to the gym
>See plates are stacked wrong on the rack
>Take the plates I need
>Complete the lift
>Doesn't put plates where they're supposed to go.

I'M NOT A PERFECT PERSON