>sweat so much from my anus that all the stool inside my rectum

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>>39558014
>sweat so much from my anus that all the stool inside my rectum oozes out

People sweat inside their anus?

>>39558014
You're either trolling or dying

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It's called bathing you disgusting savage, do it more than once a month.

Your anus is supposed to be a chute, not a fucking repository.

>>39558014

Do you not take a shit for weeks on end, to the point where your body really wants you to but instead you cower alone while you shiver the shit away?

I used to do that when I was 4, it caused similar problems.

>>39558014
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

>>39558034
I looked it up, and yes, that's not uncommon.

>>39558119
I take showers every day. What does my external hygiene have to do with my bodily functions.

>>39558217
I poop a minimum of 3 times a day due to this problem. It used to be so bad that anywhere I sat was left smelling like feces whenever I left.

>>39558014
never heard of anyone sweating from their ass

if you are not trolling then wear diapers

>>39558221
>>39558234

...Pajeet, is that you?

>>39558014
You taking creatine or drinking an excessive amount of brotein? Both caused me to have the softest shits, often times when I thought I was done, more was lurking in my ass cavity, which would cause that inability to wipe fully clean. I just gave up and started using an small enema to fully evacuate the stickier shits. Get fully empty and fully clean bruh.

>>39558014
Shave it and use talc powder. Also, try losing weight, your ass must be too big.

>>39558014

I've had this problem. Add psyllium husk fiber to your diet.

When I see this nowadays, I believe it's related to using too much artificial sweeteners.

>>39558014

What the fuck are you eating?

>>39558014
>not using your squat plug during all physical activity

stop getting fucked in the ass faggot

>>39558014
Do GOMAD

>>39558221
>>39558234
>shave your fucking ass hairs
>clean your asshole in the shower
>fix your fucking diet, because you should not be shitting more than once, mayyybe twice a day
How do some of you function in society holy shit

>>39558374
this, had the same problem. Cut out coke for a while, problem disappeared. It's because no-one wants to use fucking proper sugar anymore.

Deleet

I've had that problem. Went on for 6 months, it got pretty unbearable. Turns out it seems to be linked to the whey I was using. Stopped taking it for a few weeks and it went away. Swapped to a different brand and all good now.

>>39559790
>How do some of you function in society holy shit
We don't

>>39558014

serious, get a big amount of fiber daily and you should then have a regular movement once a day like clockwork. that completely empties you out.