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>decide to finally start a fitness routine
>walk into uni gym
>scan my card but it won't let me in
>ask the receptionist about it
>she pulls up my student profile
>"Well anon, according to this, you received a perfect score on your SATs. It's university policy not to let people as intelligent as you into the gym for any reason."
>"Um, what?"
>"I'm surprised I have to explain this to you, but it is simply not becoming for someone of your cognitive capacity to spend his time repetitively lifting heaps of metal into the air. There are many activities which you would find infinitely more fulfilling than this, and which are sadly beyond the reaches of the intellectually stunted brutes who spend their time in the gymnasium."
>ask if I can at least go for a run around campus
>she says that if campus police sees me, they'll escort me back to the library for my own good
>tfw to intelligent to lift
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>>39550957
bump
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>>39550957
here's your (You)
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>>39550957
>too
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Hey me to.
Add me to the Reddit screencap
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>>39552415
>too
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>>39552401
>Ading the same fucking unecesary letrs to words
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As far as I can tell there's 2 kinds of guys that lift weights on a regular basis.
1. The guys who can't get any pussy. They can't seal the deal so they think building up massive muscles will attract a woman. They're usually wrong
2. The femboys who got beat up in high school. Crippling fear of other men drives these people to build up and armor of sorts against future physical harm
If you grew up and actually had sex with a woman, and weren't afraid of a fistfight, you do not feel the need to beef up. You still workout, but only for the exercise and to feel healthier.
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>>39552473
>femboys
Me and you are thinking of two different type of femboys nigga kek
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>>39550957
taco chap that bitch with some So-Crates
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>>39552473
You're trying to hard, billy.
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>>39552473
>only 2 types of people that lift
>lists 3
What Did He Mean By This?
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>>39552843
Idk i think he's trying to tell us that he got beat up in highschool
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>>39552473
Where is fourth option: you like getting in fistfights for lels
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>>39552473
>You still workout, but only for the exercise
had me until this line tbph blood
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>>39552350
>Bumping your own shitpost
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