tfw you think you are kind of a big guy and then go to Hogwart's

tfw when you feel like a master twink fucking with all sorts of bears but then you come down to Hogwarts' dungeon and see Hagrid in assless chaps.

tfw you stumble around the halls at night with your marauders map. you see hagrid is in dumbledores office and think they wouldn't mind if you stopped in to say hi. tfw you see professor dumbledore getting his ass pounded by hagrid. tfw they threaten to expell you unless you join in. tfw you're getting double teamed by hagrid and dumbledore while the phoenix sheds a tear and bursts into flames.

>>39548928
>Tfw you use the phoenix tears to heal your bleeding asshole

>>39548928
Stick to the lifting jokes

Harry is a cuck
he's practicing defense against dark arts, making no gains, trying to save the world because he has to, while CEDRIC is EATING PIZZA and fucking CHO CHANG

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>tfw you walk into the common room and Nevile is squatting 225x5 with PERFECT rom

>tri wizard tournament coming up
>rich froning is probably going to win again

>>39549052
Rich Froning graduated a couple years ago, though

>>39549000
/huff9k/, pls go

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>>39548541
>>39548928
>>39548959
I'm tearing up over here kek