ITT: Stupid gym rituals >When my workout is finished I jump

>>39530091
I wank into the bottles of shampoo in the showers at the gym.

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>>39530105

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When i finish my workout
i get blazed

I like to rub water on benches to make it look like sweat so that people dont use them

>>39530091
I slap myself and my gymbro hard in the face before our last set of squats, is that stupid enough?

I foam roll for an hour because my back is fucked

If I'm using a machine I put the weight on the highest it can go once I'm finished, so whoever uses it next thinks I'm really strong

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>>39531793

>>39531793

You son of a bitch

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if the song playing in the gym is about to pick up speed/beats i wait a few seconds after it before starting my workout so it doesn't look like i started with the music