So now that youre all buff and shit why havent you gotten a bbw

Implying I have the guts to talk to a woman.

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>>39526943
OP obviously does not have a BBWGF

Come back to me when you've felt the smell those bitches get around the pussy area.

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>no big gf
>no small gf
>no gf

>>39526943

>will go from that to obeast in 2 years after she poops out her first crotchfruit

>>39526970
>not already conisdering that an obeast

lol america

>>39526943
200% more entitled than genuinely attractive bitches except they've earned none of it.

>>39526960
something that can be fixed with a 5 min shower

>>39527003
Nice, a bitch you can't lick all over unless there's a shower in the vicinity which she can run to when you make your intentions clear.

>>39526960
I don't see why she would have any smell issues. She's not obese.

>>39527027
>She's not obese

HAHAHAHAHA

>>39526943
She really let herself go

>>39527017
>not doing pregame anal in the shower
never gonna make it

>>39527052
>doing anal with a fat tub of lard that hasn't had a solid shit in 12 years

That's why you're forced to do it in the shower, silly.

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>tfw so bad with women i cant even woo fatties

>>39527077
Go to da club

I'm not sure what anime-tier existence you live inside fella but fat birds are the fucking worst, equally bad as 'quirky' girls who self-diagnose themselves with depression, insecure melts line up to date these girls because they don't find them as intimidating as a real woman and as such the girls have a massive amount of arrogance.

What you want is a girl who works a professional job, I'm talking heels, I'm possibly talking glasses, I'm talking about a girl with can knock back half a bottle of house red at the work party and punch a photocopier.

My last girl was a secretary for an accountancy firm in Canary Wharf, and when she told me in her work voice to choke her i thought I was about to squirt out a lung.

>obese

she doesn't even have a belly. she's perfectly thicc.

>>39527112
Her arms have bellies of their own.

>>39527044
who bitch this is?

>>39527077
*puke*

>>39527146
*teleports behind u*

Because i have standards
In any other country than america, no one would even consider touching that fat piece of shit with a stick

I swear to God , it is a bunch of Fat chicks making this threads. Trying to shill that fat is attractive.

>>39527167
*replaces vomit with gernade*
*teleports back*

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>>39527187

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Men with natural high test prefer thick women since they are most likely to breed healthier and stronger children. Bones are for dogs.

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>>39526943
I actually prefer chubby/curvy girls over skinnier girl. There is however a limit on how fat she can be.

>>39526943
guys where can i find bbw porn with hot chubs like this? most porn sites only feature ugly as fuck fatties

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>>39527287
>blackera vakker

>>39526943
Why are there so many shit threads like this? Can't you shitpost in your personal diary? Fucking retard, I'm out. Fuck /fit/

>>39527319
They only exist in photoshopped stills.

>>39527287
I don't think I'm high test but I always have liked women like that.

>>39526943
Source on that?

>>39527287
This. Low t faggots wouldnt understand

>>39527458
If only there was someway of fucking without the whole procreation deal.

Who is this?

>>39527341
>I'm a performance artist

>>39526943
>>39527287
Higher body fat during pregnancy and birth is more harmful to the babies. This meme was proved wrong and fat chicks should stop thinking there's a single positive to being fat.