>be on a party yesterday >girls and some friends I havn't

>on a party

>>39526405
?

>>39526401
>on a party

Fucking americans when will they learn. Its AT a party you giant fucking pleb

>>39526427
I'm German Nigger

>>39526401
They believed you because you look like shit

>>39526447
how do you say "going to the gym" in german

>>39526450
>t. Neet without Friends

>>39526457
>projecting

>>39526456
Juden ausrotten

>>39526456
they first have to ask their turkish slavemaster

>>39526456
Ins Fitnessstudio gehen

>>39526467
There are no turkish sub humans where I live

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Are Germans too dumb to learn English or why do they have to have everything translated in to their ugly language?

'Wii Fit and Zumba' was the correct response.

>>39526456
Gas den Juden weg

>>39526456
Liften gehen

>>39526401
You have to LIE about your SLAVING AWAY AT THE GYM to TRY and get GIRLS while CHAD simply eats PIZZA and does PUSHUPS and gets STACY

>>39526456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK4vUYrFPq8

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>>39526465

>>39526821
But now they think my BODY and FACE are CHAD

>>39526456
Spor salonuna gidiş

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>>39526465

>>39526456
ins gym gehen

>>39526456
My mother always says "turnen gehen"

>>39526447
German niggers are the worst

>>39527016
>Niggers
>German

N
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>>39526467
Will you be mai waifu or not you fucking Britcuck?

>>39527030
I met 3 native born German blacks.

>>39527511
And? They are not German, my non white friend.

>>39526401
I just say Zumba and Wii fit 2 times a week.

>on a party

>acquaintance asks me if I go to the gym a lot
>"not really"
>in reality hold my breath around old people in order to not breath in their weak co2

>>39526401
>friends say damn your looking good
>thanks
>ask what I do
>squats and oats lol
>"hahaha youre so funny hahaha"
>mfw its true
>i squat 3x a week and have 400 grams of oats a day

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>>39526468
>fitnessstudio

Hahahaha

>>39526717
Keked

>>39526456
إني ذاهب للنادي الرياضي.

>>39528793
kek'd

>ITT: German cuckboy got triggered by /fit/.

>>39528808
Just because I said Nig Nogs aren't German?
Are you dumb or black? Or even both?

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>keep telling them how ridicolously easy it is
>they dont believe me

>>39528823
Well one kind of implies the other doesn't it

>>39526456
Bin mal beim Gyn für die Hysterektomie

>>39526401
>track my meals
cuck tier Tbh

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>>39526456
Pumpen gehen here in Austria

>>39526468
>not pumpen gehen
>being this much of a grammar nazi

>>39528893
elections when brother?

>>39526456
Bin Pumpen

>>39528935
Yes

>>39526401
if someone asks, the only respectable answer is "Wii fit and zumba 3 times a week"

>>39526401
>chad literally eats pizza and goes to the gym once a week while you ENDLESSLY slave away 6 times a week at the gym with impeccable diet

>>39527511
Yeah, my dog was born in a stable, doesn't make it a horse, innit?

>>39526401
>"FeeIs" garbage posting
>Stories that never happened
>Non fitness reIated thread

Saged, repoted :)

>>39526578
Told a girl zumba and jenny craig

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>>39527733
>>39528793
>>39526465

>>39526401
when people ask me I just say
>I just do a few pushups here and there

>>39531998
The only acceptable answer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zXRk69a7-c

I just say yes and leave it at that. If you get outed there's no reason to cover it up unless you want to look like some machiavillan tryhard. Had one of those kids in high school he'd be like "yea dude I just slept and and didn't study for this exam" with bloodshot eyes and bags under his eyes. It's transparent and pathetic to just downplay something that hard.

>3 times a week

lmao youre guaranteed dyel as fuck

>>39532086

t. dyel on brosplit that hits entire body 2x per week and feels superior

>>39532101
i go back and forth between ppl and arnolds old split making 3x the gains as youre stupid lazy ass

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