ITT: We try and make up a bullshit teleshopping-spot contraption

>>39511732

are you actually autistic?

>>39511732
Kek never change

>>39511732
>AquaDYEL
I laughed too hard in public and now I look stupid

I love you

>>39511732
And people say 4chan is just regurgitated memes nowadays.

>>39511732

>AquaDYEL

>almond activating machine

>>39511732
a weighted fleshlight

HI MARK RIPPETOE HERE WITH A BRAND NEW PRODUCT
WE CALL IT
THE AQUADYEL

IF YOU ORDER NOW WE GIVE YOU A FREE MINIDYEL AS WELL! FOR WHEN YOU NEED TO EXERCISE DURING TRAVELS

>>39512863
IF YOU ORDER IN THE NEXT HALF AN HOUR YOU GET THE ALMONDYEL FOR FREE!

ACTIVATE YOUR ALMONDS ON THE GO FOR MAXIMUM GAINZ

I think I could sell a 'crossfit mat' they're exactly the same as yoga mats, just about twice as big, a little thicker as well.

I cover them in faggot graphics and market it as a fatigue reducing joint saving mat to flail around on and do burpees and shit at home.

$89.95

>>39512788
HI, MARK RIPPETOE HERE WITH A BRAND NEW PRODUCT

TIRED OF GETTING YOUR ONLY COCK GAINS FROM SLIGHTLY CARESSING YOUR DONG DURING BARBELL SHRUGS?
CONVENTIONAL GYMS OFFER NO ALTERNATIVES?
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INTRODUCING: THE FLESHLIFT™!!

>>39512788
SICK OF ONLY YOUR COCK GETTING A PUMP?
WISH YOU COULD MIRE YOUR SWOLE BICEPS WHILE YOU GRAB YOUR COCK?

LOOK NO FURTHER!

>>39511732
>The more scoops of water you add
Kek

I am gonna do video recording/editing next semester, I'd love to do this

>>39513372
And I'd love to see it done; it sounds great.