>when she asks you to open the pickle jar there's no

>>39508110
i don't lift but my wife does so i usually ask her to open it because i'm too weak

>>39508110
You lift to open pickle jars?

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>>39508110
women can open pickle jars too, you shitlord!

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>>39508147
>he doesn't lift for pick jars

>>39508186
Wow those traps, it's like a smaller mans shoulders as he tries to wiggle out of that huge body

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mfw I accidentally crush the jar... again

>when your hand is already wet and you can't open it

>when you have a legitimate excuse but you won't use it

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>>39508110
>taught my wife to open most of the jars with a knife
>she still asks for help when I home

>>39508223
And his mouth looks is like my asshole after a week of trying to do GOMAD with no fiber

In my case it was the old pajeet who owns the shop across the road who asked me to open a jar of.pickles felt a bit weird
>tfwnogf

>>39508130
you don't need to do that anymore my man

>bang the jar lid on the edge of a table
>do this on the four sides of the lid
>lid will now open easily

>Heidi Klum
>asking a random skinny DYEL balding faggot to open a pickle jar
>he cannot manage

No wonder she went for a nigger.