>Oh my God Julie, isn't that the guy who spends all his

y-you too

oh my god, isnt it that alcoholic whore who pisses herself every new years and talks shit about everyone while shes drunk?

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>>39496467
>single again for the holidays

Bby i'm single year round

>>39496467

>girls tease me at party
>anon you work out right? why are you so fat
>mumble out "f-functional strength"
>what was that?
>snap out like a crossfit geek trying to deadlift "functional strength, okay? I don't lift to look good"
>"Oooh, so you're strong right?"
>"Yeah, I could squat the two of you no problem"
>both get on my shoulders
>squat 2whore atg no problem in front of their boyfriends
>1 boyfriend gives me the "stop making us look bad" look
>other is mirin
>squat again, looking them in the eyes before I do
>too autistic to make moves on the girls

Is looking down at singles a part of Western culture? there's barely anything like this from where I come.

>>39496467
>implying I would get invited to a party
>implying I'm not spending christmas and new year's eve alone
>implying my only new year's resolution isn't to kill myself

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>>39496539
>crossfit