>start drinking a gallon of water per day >look 10 times

Because water is gay

>>39495887
How do I drink more water I tried the gallon thing drinking a certain amount of it per hour. But it's a pain just water bottles?

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>>39495887
>start drinking a gallon of water per day
>i have to pee every hour or so
> get tired to go to toilet 12 times a day so i hold my pee
>it finaly bust my blader
>now incontinent and forced to wear diapers but man, i look like, 10 times better !
>continue to drink a gallon a day
>month pass
>feeling nauseous, cold, dizzy all the time, water retention is pretty high also.
>one day my piss is blood
>go to the doctor : my kidneys are fucked up from drinking 4 fucking Liters of water a day
>doctor laugh at me when i tell him i followed some obscure internet forum directions and started this GOWAD
>i need a kidney transplant or i'll be dead in 2 month

thanks /fit/

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>>39496032
>> get tired to go to toilet 12 times a day so i hold my pee
>>it finaly bust my blader
>>go to the doctor : my kidneys are fucked up from drinking 4 fucking Liters of water a day

>>39495887
>drink more water
>have less water weight

seems like this should be a pick only 1 situation, what am I not getting?

>>39496032
I've been drinking at least three litres of water everyday for almost a year now. There's nothing wrong with me.

>>39496032
I used to drink like 8 litres. Don't be a baby.

>>39496086
Drink that much water consistently you just piss it out and don't retain it unlike someone who drinks fuck all water so the body holds onto whatever it can.

>>39496147
Too much water is not good. 2,5 liters is enough for most of the people.

>>39496134
ONE

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>>39496086
drinking more water flushes out salts in your system and thus gives you less water weight

Small bladder. People don't respect you if you have to piss all the time.

>>39495887
>gallon
>lets convert that to a more civilized measurment
>3.78541178 liters
What the fuck is wrong with you retards? This is just straight barbaric...

>>39497102
tfw overactive bladder. One pint of beer causes me to piss like 3 times

>>39497155

Iktfb

>>39497136
>What the fuck is wrong with you retards? This is just straight barbaric...

You don't need to tell us. We low key try to use metric for everything that the retards in the country aren't expected to also know how to do.

It was hard enough teaching them one thing. It's seriously easier for everyone to just own a set of metric and imperial tools than try and to get a second thing into their thick skulls.

>>39497050

TWO

NOTHIN' WRONG WITH ME

>in college
>instead of being a dumbass and paying for a small ass dorm room I rent an apartment near campus for pennies
>bitch I'm banging comes to my place like a month after the first day
>after a sex session she goes to the kitchen then comes back and asks if I have anything to drink
>I go to fridge open it and realize all I drink is wwater and milk
>next time she comes over to get that dick she actually brings a 2ltr of dr pepper to put in fridge

uhh yeah she isn't going to last

>>39495887
I wake up to pee three or four times in the 8 hours of bedtime.

>>39497185
Glad to hear that. Look I know Im on 4chan. I learned to use feet and inches to measure height. Sometimes it is not accurate enough but works well. I know the official penis measurement unit is inch. Good enough for me.
But gallon? That is just too much.

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>failed my quota of 200kg of water today again

JUST

>>39497308
>But gallon? That is just too much.

Here's a handy rule of thumb. A liter is a quart. There are 4 quart(ers) in a gallon.

Everybody pretends the 0.2246 L difference doesn't exist. You should too.

>>39497219
>not keeping your fridge full of meme drinks for the girls
never gonna make it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBRL7D0wcXM

>>39497185
>he doesn't measure his fluids in hekats
>never going to make it

>>39497216
THREE

SOMETHINGS GOTTA GIVE

>>39497376
Oh my fucking god these pua """"people"""" need to be gassed

>>39497376
top kek

>>39497425
NOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>39497376
Seems like a cool dude to me, lotta drank

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>>39498300

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOH

>>39496032
>1 gallon of water a day destroying your body

also, eating more than 100g of protein kills you

>>39496032
kek

>have shitloads of water in your body making you look puffy

i already look like im 12 im not doing that

>>39497376
this one always puts a smile on my face

>>39496029
I fill my 24oz shaker cup every quarter at work, plus whatever I drink before with breakfast/after at the gym. But the spacing it out per quarter works great for me.

>>39498360
It happened to a friend of a friend of mine man, don't joke

>>39495887
You look like Jason Genova

>>39497219
>All I drink is water and milk
I know this feel all too well.

Because its full of cancer causing mind controlling fluoride

>>39496747
Fuck this is literally me. I drink a glass of water maybe once every 3 days.

>gallon of water a day
>GoWaD
did this last year, lost 20 pounds
>still a fat fuck
need to lose another twenty

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>>39495887
So you dont have your sips breh?
^
^ ^

>>39499659
sips with pre is GOAT

>>39498529
Fuck you

>>39499711
Those repeating digits are GOAT

>>39496086
it upregulates the hormone that tells your kidneys to flush out water

>>39495887
>drink 8oz water
>instantly look like this

thanks anon wish i would have done this sooner

>>39499242
this is actually a good point when you start increasing water intake drastically. get some reverse osmosis water, its like 1.75 for 5 gallons at shops that specifically only sell water

>>39497376
>tfw i never had any female beside my parents friends/family etc in my room

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>>39495887
> tfw that pic reminded me that even with a butterface you can still be quite attractive

thanks, I needed that.

>>39495887

>Only a gallon

>>39497351

>start dong GOWAD
>drink 4 litres of water
>overdose
>die

try telling the grieving family that that 0.2246l difference 'dosent matter'

>>39499862

>4 Litres of Water
>Dies

Do you live in ethopia? Where you don't have clean water?

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>>39495887
I'd cuddle you until exhaustion.

>>39499865

I think you live in Ethiopia mate
drinking 4 litres of water and not dying? that water must be impure as shit

my water is pure as shit, hydrated as fuck from like 500ml
have a word with your water company, you're getting ripped off mate

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>>39499967

Is there a possibility that you are an idiot?

>>39497447
>mrchicity
>pickup artist
All of you quotation mark spamming faggots seem to have rock-bottom IQs

>>39498345
WHAT FUMCING SOMG IS THIS????

>>39497136
>This is just straight barbaric
It's also a good way to over-hydrate yourself and throw off the balance between water and sodium in your blood.

I've been drinikng a bottle of water a day for the past 2,5 years and, to be fair, it mostly affects your energy levels and that's pretty much it

>>39498546
>Jason
Wtf? No he doesn't? Op is actually attractive
T.girl

>>39499858
What butter face? He looks exactly like Jesse metcalfe

>>39500340
>T.girl

Tits&Timestamp or liar

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>>39495887
I do! It helped me to lose weight rather quick. I get fat real easily, despite what I eat... But I started drinking cold water about 4 liters a day and I went from 98,7kg to 84,4kg in 5 - 6 weeks. I also stopped drinking anything but water, beer and milk and started cycling for fun and lifting a bit. But water has had HUGE influence it's a pretty neat trick.

>>39500387
Also COLD water is best (it's all good but cold is better) since your body has to do some effort maintaining it's temperature

>>39500340
>t.OP
You look exactly like Janoy

>>39500401
No Jason is ugly, op looks like Jesse metcalfe, only opened the thread because qt

>>39500406
Holy fuck, this slag might be actually attracted to the spaniard, somebody call the misfits!

>>39495887
Cause I drink a gallon of synthol instead
Feels good
Looks better

>>39500354
kek no he fucking doesn't.

>>39495887
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE
FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

>>39500387
>osmosis water,

you lost water weight you dumb shit

Should I be worried if I can't hold in my urine after even a little water?

>>39496029
>HOW DO I DRINK MORE WATER

kys

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>>39500568
for years i though he was saying LET THE BODY SET THE FLOW

>>39497219
That's what happened to me.
She: "have anything to drink?"
Me : "water and milk".

She looked at me as if I was retarded or poor.

>>39498360
Stop joking man, that's like twice the recommended daily amount. Nobody needs that much.

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>>39497376
>BAM! We gat a draw of koolade!

lol


I don't think this guys has anything healthy in his house.

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>>39496032
>that gif

>>39501680
Why not be both

>>39497155
Beer does that you fucking faggot

>>39497219
Almost in the same boat, but I drink these flavored strawberry waters that are carbonated also.

>>39495887
thats my goal body for now

>>39500340
yes he does AHHAHAHAH>>39498546

>>39497219
brings dr pepper isnt going to last shut your filthy mouth shes better off without you

>>39498546
I was actually thinking this. I'm glad I'm not the only one. Thought this was a misfits thread

>>39496032
water intoxication is a thing moron

>>39497376

rip chicity.

>>39497376
This is the same guy that does this video! Always makes me sad :(((
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK7GSARUs_Q