>be me >go to gym >start squatting 2.5pl8s >last

>>39494247
>Bar drops on my head
You sure you're still alive m8?

>>39494290
Not really ears still ringing you know what the worst part about this was? Front desk qty saw everything

>>39494247
>fling 120 kg to slide
sure

>>39494303
My shear will to live gave me the strength anon and the fact that i was ashamed as hell

>>39494316
no, it didnt happen

>>39494347
Yes it did

>>39494357
>and then everyone started clapping and the gym owner gave you free membership

>>39494454
No i rushed to the lockers changed as fast as i could and went home in an instant

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>>39494247
my near death experience

>see OP's 1 rep maxes
>laugh so hard I almost die

>>39494303
Adrenaline is a hell of a drug man.

>>39494465
dude its facking impossible to catch a falling bar of 120kg AND "toss it" to the side thats just retarded

>>39494483
Ever been in a life or death situation my man? You get a couple of seconds of godlike strength

>>39494483
its also impossible to fall backwards during squat and the bar dropping on your head

>>39494500
Ive been in enough rekt threads to call you out on your bullshit

>>39494504
>squat
>ass on the grass
>tip backwards
>hands still on the bar
>bar moves over your head
>bar gets dropped
?????

>>39494508
Rekt threads are no indication of anything.

>>39494515
so what youre saying is you rolled the bar across your head

thats something entirely different from it 'falling' on your head and then you catching it

>>39494508
>>39494483
Holy shit, you're a fucking retard. Fuck off back to where you came from, retard.

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>>39494547
>you're a
lol

>>39494475
D E V I L E S H
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>>39494532
No the bar fell on my hand and from that position i pushed it behind my head

>>39494576
how about you draw what you mean because I dont understand shit

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>>39494547
says the guy that believes this shill lel

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>>39494592
This is what happened

>>39494576
I don't know what the fuck you're trying to say..

>>39494636
Oh so instead of pushing the bar over your head you pulled yourself under the bar.

>>39494475
hot darn friend you made me laugh with your shenanigans!

>>39494648
No the bar landed on my head i fell over backwards had my hands still around the bar and it dropped on my head whilest laying on my back on the floor

>>39494656
how about you make a video where you reenact that shit because your drawing didnt help

>>39494663
Most certainly will not

>>39494663
>didnt
In America we speak english, friend. Here's a free ' for you. You're probably european, german perhaps? Ugly fucks.

>>39494515
wouldn't your head still go over the bar still? am i just being fucking baiteD?

>>39494677
ok kid
your're are a faggot

>>39494681
Not if when falling your head gets tucked under the bar and moves behind/under it

>>39494687
>Your're are
Fucking don't trigger me you bitch

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>>39494656

>>39494247
How did the bar drop on your head when it's behind your fucking neck?
Did you throw it into the air like a looney tunes character or some shit?

>>39494648
so you mean he basically did a 90° decline snatch

>>39494733
>>39494636

>>39494247
How could you squat with weight on your back, fall backward, and somehow end up with weight in front of you, exactly?

>>39494859
>>39494636
this is how it happened

>>39494869
noone understands the drawing, and how cuck can you be? immediately running out of the gym? do u have any ontention of going back? you shouldve just gone with it and finished your wrokout now you look like a fucking beta cuck man u fucked up

>>39494912
I was scared of my life anon and i've developed a crush for the fron desk qt and she saw EVERYTHING so i rushed home

>>39494929
dude everyone has a accident once in a while. who cares you fell when squatting. everyone inclusing the girl was probably back to their own business in 10 seconds. you shouldve did your next set so people wouldnt think so big of it as their doing now.

>>39494247
>start squatting
>bar drops on my head
what

>>39494636
Op here

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED now stop asking

>>39495029
draw it better

>>39495054
I can't draw for shit

>>39494478
This.

I once witnessed a woman fighting off the town rapist, when he tried to rape her daughter.

>>39495103
if you could only trigger that adrenalie an any given time

>>39495029
>120kg bar falls on op's head
>everythang's fayne es oke guis, e just fleng it to the site!

>>39495139
>>39494478

>>39494965
This

>>39494561
Not him but that's correct grammar senpai

>>39495199
Holy shit you're a fucking retard. Fuck off back to where you came from, retard.

>>39494965
>120kg fall on my head while squatting
>front desk girl sees it
>uhh, better do my next set, so it looks like i don't give a fuck

The front desk girl would think he is retarded.

>>39495103
classic Romania

>>39494454
And the name on that membership card? Albert Einstein.

Okay I got it. So the bar fell onto its side so it was kinda standing up and then started falling down on top of you

>>39495305
Are you goofing?

You're is short for you are. As in,

You're a retard.

>>39495354
Moldova, not Romania.

But they are both pretty much the same anyway, so...

>>39495391
He wasn't commenting on the grammar though you newfaggot

>>39494247

>bar drops on my head
>catch it with my hands and fling it to the side

Bullshit.
Absofuckinglute bullshit

>people actually falling for this

Holy shit you guys are delusional

>>39495466
>taking the second-level bait

hello newfriend

>>39494561
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>39495434
look here >>39494636

>>39494561
Then what is he talking about here then oldfag?
>>39495425

>>39495103
nice pasta friendo

>>39494247
faggot that's a great song