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What to do if your parents are gains goblins?
>Won't let me sleep enough to recover normally(they go to sleep at like 11 pm and are up by 6 being loud AF, so even if I sleep at the same time as them it's not enough)
>Keep nagging me about getting a job and moving out and doing chores which further lowers my testosterone via cortisol
>Won't buy good food so I can't bulk nor cut properly
>Can't get gf because of their bullshit
Fuck man I know I'm a NEET but why do they have to be like this? I'm so jeally of other neets.
What do I do? I'm considering just taking what money I have and moving by myself to le big city and starting a new life but I have no job, no gf and no real skills.
How did /fit/bros deal with their gains goblins of a family?
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>doesn't do anything to sustain self
>calls other gains goblins
The only goblin here is you
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oh look this pasta again
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/fit/ really is full of kids
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>want to do MMA
>parents tell me they don't want me to do violent things
>parents tell me I should get normal hobbies
>get a job
>pay for my own MMA classes
Solution, get a job and make money to fix your issues.
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>>39486412
>parents tell me to get off my ass and go to a gym
>go to a gym
>first day, doing starting strength, add 10 and then 5 kg at a time while keeping good form, get to working sets of 65 kg
>etc.
>"so anon how was it, what did you do?"
>...
>"with how much weight on the bar?"
>...
>"WAT, U R CRAZY, THAT'LL REK UR BACK"
>"U SHOULD DO 15 REPS W/ 20 KG INSTEAD OF 5 REPS W/ 65 KG"
pls
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>>39486470
why didn't you just lie?
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I dont know what it is about this copypasta but it makes me cry with laughter every time I see it. I post it once a night glad to see someone has taken over the morning shift (timezones :^)
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>>39486517
Why tho? It's not that funny...
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Is it multiple people who keep on posting this, or is it just the same autist? I'm not sure which is worse.
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>>39486479
only pussies and faggots lie about lifts
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>>39486517
Its the kind of inexpert writing and whining tone, the fact it still gets legit replies and imagining the rage of the people who hate it and have to see it every day
>>39486540
The original guy spamming it used a diff pic of wojak every time but now there are a few people at different times of the day who reuse the same few wojak pics, esp the coffee one and the one where he is crying with red eyes
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>>39486555
trips confirm
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