/fraud/

>>39483898

>>39483903

Lmao i didnt blast yet but even i know that was just a a retarded thing to do.

I hope you dont visit saunas too often

>>39483939
do people actually get bloods after every cycle though? I though that was one of those stupid OCD things some people do like throwing out vials if a bit of the rubber fell in.

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Have access to Superdrol clone, and have tamox leftover for PCT as well.. is it worth a cycle to boost winter bulk?

>>39483969
haven't gotten bloods since right before i started BnC a year ago ask me anything

>>39483978
yeah thats kind of what I though most people would be like... I guess its fine if you're just on test but with the other crap you might need bloods

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>>39483969
bloods or not, you shouldnt blast again after just 1 fucking month of cruisin.

Do as the other guy said, wait aslong as blast time + 1 month.


>>39483972
I-i dont like needles

kys

>>39483898
noob question. I've been lifting for about 6 years natty. Coming off surgery for a torn labrum, was thinking of hopping on to rebound from surgery. Long term, I'd only want to do cycles for 12-16 weeks leading into a show (physique). Is this enough to shut down my natural production and cause permanent trt long term? How much shit do you have to take and how long do you have to take it to cause permanent suppression of natty test?

>>39484153
people have "revived" their test after cruising for like 3 years. It really depends on genetics and the kind of PCT you use.

theoretically you can run as many 12-16 week cycles as you want and bounce back just fine- no real way to know if that will actually happen though

>>39484173
thank you. my coach said if I decide to hop on he'd require me to get blood work done at least 3 times a year to monitor what's going. I don't really have a firm understanding on which compound does what to your rbc count, cholesterol, etc so that seems like a good idea

>>39484233
read the wiki & ask your coach more questions

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>>39484153
You don't have to take test if you just want to heal faster/better. You can just use growth hormone and various peptides that would not cause any suppression.

>>39484233
>>39484262

where the fuck do these people get coaches that monitor their cycles for them? It would be a lot more convenient than putting mystery oil in my ass and hoping its not rat poison this time.

>>39484289
in most cases I find that the coach is also the dealer, so they know where your stuff is coming from. It's in their best interest to keep you healthy so that you look good on stage and build their brand And keep buying from them. I've actually never heard of a coach that does not monitor your cycle

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>>39484153
>is it enough to to shut down natural production?

yes, obviously

>and cause permanent trt

did you read this on reddit? lol

Also test wont do shit for surgery. Its not for healing.

Try ostarine for that, it does wonders in that regard. But its not a real steroid and wont give you any gains

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Haven't been here for a few days. Has ESTP left again?

>>39484337
I meant permanently* shut down natural production. Just wondering how long it takes. There's a 300+ lbs guy at my gym (who was a dealer) who is just now off for the first time in four years. I guess his doctor told him if he didn't stop he'd be on dialysis

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>>39484378
>I meant permanently* shut down natural production

Yes i am aware and that was i was talking about too.

I also have to mention that once you get on test you will wear tank tops on a daily basis and also be much more aggressive and pick random fights on the street.

You will also start wearing caps backwards and whisper

>zyzz
>fuark
>mirin
>sauna

when you are asleep

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>>39484378
>doctor told him if he didn't stop he'd be on dialysis
Orals. Not even once.

>>39484378
>I guess

>>39483898
dyel? or just take steroids? Managing all this shit looks like work

>>39484446
wat

I was too tired to make this bread, sry anon.

>>39482198

Instead of volume training I basically train as heavy as I can on ~8 exercises sets of 3x5 mostly, with minimal rest time, sometimes sets of 3x10 for dumbbells.

Basically doing a 1.6x my body weight bench press x5 for bench and working down, but recently I've been working up to it and it's been going fine. I do as heavy as I can on everything after that with minimal rest and am constantly trying to push it up 5-10 lbs at a time.

The result is instead of 4 hours in the gym I'm there for 1.5-2 and the DOMs that constantly sets in on my body for days on end tells me I'm doing something right at least.

Idk man, try it before you knock it for enough volume. When most people have 3-4 exercises dedicated to volume training a certain muscle at most I have closer to 8+ compounds and go heavy instead of lots of reps of light weight.

>>39484468
>Basically doing a 1.6x my body weight bench press
lol

love how retard dyels justify this

conveniently forgot to mention how youre fucking 140 lbs huh you fucking manlet retard?

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>>39484500
>waaaah why is the moron not calling it repping lmao2pl8 in the context of someone on gear who's bigger than him asking about why his workout works for the natty 145lber

You're a funny one lad.

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>>39484468
>he doesnt factor in mechanical advantage that comes with being 5'8

of course you lift heavy pound for pound because ants do the same shit every fucking day

>>39484550
... so I'm capable of lifting heavier than most people and you expect me... not to?

I'm just explaining to previous anon why my workout works for me lul, no need to get butt blasted a 145 lb manlet outlifts you.

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>my DIN still hasnt arrived

REEEEE THE BACNE IS INCREASING LATELY WHERES MY DIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39484575
if you throw a fit mum will never bring your tendies for din din!

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>>39484575
>DIN
Do you mean DIM?

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>>39484569
Huh breh, i admit the other anons are fucking retards and they dont make any sense.

But what i have to say is that linear strength increase along with size/weight is not a thing.

If you are 150kg of pure muscle you cant do a 500pound bench lol.

Thats why saying that

>masT benched 180kg
>it means nothing because its low compared to his bodyweight

doesnt make any sense, because thats just not how strength to mass ratio works with humans.


Dont take this as an offense though, im not hating at you at all. You are prolly stronger than me, kek

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>>39484546
no because instead of saying the contextual effort of a lift you monitor your reps in x-bw
wtf is that shit

"I just did 90% of my max for 3"
"Well I just did 1.765678999 bw"
like wtf

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>>39484623
>DIM

Diindolylmethane

Yes, DIM

So I'm starting my cycle of:
500mg of test-e a week
225mg of tren-a a week
So I was wondering if it's necessary for me to take an ai, I do have one on hand just in case also I have caber just in case I just wanted to see if it's necessary to take

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>>39484636
your only solution now is to eat 1 head of cabbage or as much broccli as you can stomach before it comes

>>39484705
Is that a joke?

I'm about 10 weeks into my first test e cycle. Doing 250 e3d. I feel like I stopped growing already. Do I need to eat more or is some of my batch bunk?

Gained a solid inch on my arms from week 6-7, but have stayed about the same since.

I also feel my strength waning, but I'm getting hit hard by sinuses this week.

Some acne is breaking out on my shoulders, but not a lot.

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>>39484636

>If you are 150kg of pure muscle you cant do a 500pound bench lol.

That's not true at all lol, WR holder is a 320 lb (sub 150 kg) 1100+ lb (500 kg) bench presser.

It's all genetics, how you train, physical strength, and obviously roids at that point, but that doesn't mean bw measurements go out the window when people still do insane shit like over 3x bw at competitive levels of all weight classes 145 lb to 300+ lbs.

Just a bunch of dyels here making excuses for why they can't lift heavy weight afaik.

MasT benching 180 at 100 is impressive to me, despite roids, but I think he could do better. Not that he'd even bother trying, because what's the point? He isn't competing and doesn't need to risk injury doing something like that.

>>39484675
If you actually read what I said before you commented your little half wit remarks you'd know I said both

"Reps of 70, 80, 90% x5"
"Which is basically 1.6x bw x5"

I'm trying to explain why I don't necessarily need volume when I'm lifting comparatively a shit ton for any casual lifter in the gym. Try not to sperg out on the semantics that aren't even right, anon.

>>39484705
Is this your first cycle anon?


Also, do you seriously think you are not going to need an Ai on that cycle?
Think anon, how unlikely that is.

>>39484741
I remember when i was eating like a pound of greens a day for several months. My skin was so smooth, my shits were god tier and i felt so hydrated and energetic.

Never again tho, after some time i gave me diarrhea and now im scared to eat vegetables again.

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>>39484817
>i went to the driving range today, really nailed some!
>how far?
>600 7iron lengths

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>>39484817
>benching 500 fucking kg.

I dont believe you.

>>39484812
The same happened to me on a lower dosage.
Gained 13 pounds in the first 4 weeks, got more cut, more shredded and all of that, so i didnt get fat at all.

Now i have stayed the same weight since 2 weeks lmao.

All i can tell you, is that muscle growth is a slow process, even on steroids.

>>39484855
Jerry I'm disappoint, you couldn't even find a picture of a golfing anime for that post?

>>39484871
Tiny Meeker home slizzle. His range of motion is also insanely good on his 1100 lb bench, way better than most powerlifting benches.

>>39484636
Jesus gimme the girl on the right anyday

Girls with bleach blonde hair & orange skin from fake tan really do it for me no idea why

>>39484829

>people with this little knowledge of roids are willing to mess with their encocrine systems

Always surprises me.

>is it his first cycle

God I hope so

>>39484817

Of course it's impressive

>>39484893
Even though that was 500kg, seeing this bloated fat blob doing a 3 inch ROM bench was just pathetic to watch.

>>39484893
Its 1.8 golfing girls worth

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>>39484921
>Of course it's impressive

Glad we agree.

>>39484924
>3 inches

What video did you watch..?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kQWh7A33z8M

I really don't think you're giving him enough credit desu. Goes all the way to his chest, pause, pushes up and locks out. What more do you want?

If you want something to really laugh at imagine this guy claims to be natty.

... and he brags about the title of "heaviest man to bench over 3x his body weight" on his website rofl.

>>39484939
How many lolis is that?

>>39484919

it's called bad taste

>>39484924

I guess the dude benches way, way, way more than me so I should be impressed?

But I'm just kind of not impressed you know?

I'd be way more impressed with some average natty lifter in a non PL gym benching 3pl8 with full rom because at least there was ROM

>>39485013
>Goes all the way to his chest

I am pretty sure it was all the way to his belly that is sticking out an entire foot from his ribcage.

Im giving him credit, it still looked ridicilious.

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>>39484702
DIM did nothing for me. I am not saying that it is snake oil though. I just didn't notice anything when I took it for a month straight.

>>39485059
you clearly didnt take enough , 500mg daily is ideal for acne

but some respond to supps better than others like i dont respond to creatine at all no bloat nothing

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>>39485070
I have no idea how much I was taking but it was whatever the bottle said. 2 or 3 pills a day if I recall.

>>39485052
If you say so dood, just don't make ridiculous excuses like a 150kg dude can't bench 500 lbs when the wr is more than 2x that lol. I'll bet you there's even decently aesthetic guys who can bench 500+ lbs.

>>39485102
yeah 100mg is fine with women on menopause and 200mg is great for women on there periods but for men to get any acne removal benefits or anti estrogen benefits youd need between 300mg-500mg but then again i gave it to a buddy with acne and it disappeared entirely after 100mg so just like roids it depends alot on the person taking it.

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250mg vs 500mg test e per week for first cycle?
would it be worth halving the dose & losing 5-10lbs of gains, just to take it easier on the joints (or am i overestimating the rapid strength gains), easier estrogen control & less harsh PCT?

>>39485158

Do you wanna be huge or do you wanna be on trt doseage?

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>>39485102
Oh i know that retail DIM caps are dosed very very lightly. Literal baby dosages.

I dont know if i want to take 500mg of the powder though
Im only on 250mg test so i feel like i could crash my estro with that.

Anyways, im gonna try it and if it doesnt work, then it shall be

THAT IS IF THAT SHIT ARRIVES AT ALL REE REEEEEEEEE

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>>39485158

250mg would be a waste anon.

Dont risk your health for baby gains.
Dont buy illegal subtances from the internet for baby gains anon.

Its just stupid.

>easier on the joints

Just because you get stronger, doesnt mean you have to increase the weight like a madman.

I still lift with my natty weights, even though i could do much more.

>>39485129
he is saying that a manlet skeleton fag benching 2 plates or whatever is less impressive than a 150kg guy benching the equivalent in terms of his bodyweight

>>39484893
>comparing equipped to raw bench
top kek
you are aware that the bench shirt adds like 400 lbs right?

>>39485245
and also being a morbidly obese burger-eating fuck with a stomach that sticks out 5 feet that apparently counts as a rep when you touch it with the bar

>>39485181
>first cycle
plan would be second cycle 500mg test e, then going onto cruise before first 'blast' of test & deca

>>39485222
i guess you're right, i'm following PHAT atm and i know if i hopped on now i'd lift real heavy on power days
you reckon 500mg test e & do PPL with strict mind muscle connection and let the drugs do the work?

ive ran tren for a total of like 6 months at this point and it hasnt touched my hair

am i lucky mpb wise or is because i am young (21)

>>39485287
Lucky

My hair started thinning around the 6th Tren blast

>>39485245
So... the dude only benches 700 lbs unequipped?

I could bench 655 lbs?!?!?!

>>39485233
No shit Sherlock?

>>39485323
wait how am i lucky, if you also only started losing after blasting it 6 times?

i only used it twice, for 6 months total combined.

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>>39485262
I truly believe, that aslong as you lift very very hard in the gym, you will grow regardless of MUHH SQUAT PR, MUHHH HIGH DIDDLY.

Just lift fucking intense.

These are my rules:

1:Sets go close to muscle failure, or complete muscle failure
2: 1 minute rests between sets, max. 2 minutes
3: Full range of motion, no swinging
4: High volume, which will come from the short rest times automatically though

>>39485350
no the WR holder can, youre still weak af

>>39485381
gotchya famalamadingdong. Yeah, 700 lb raw bench is super unimpressive for a 320 lb guy.

>>39485350

I assume it's proportional.

Ie, if you bench 655 lbs, you can do 1100 with a shirt.

So you could do 357 with the shirt

I'm just spit balling here but that number seems accurate based on WR

lmao everyone going autistic about weights.

it doesnt fucking matter, if you are asthetic and shredded, thats all it matters.

-zyzz

>>39485405
did i say it was?
im saying youre weak af, has nothing to do with anyone else
the bw:bp ratio isnt equal across the board
a 2xbw bench is much more impressive if youre 300 lbs than if youre 100 lbs

>>39485417
Fascinating.

>>39485420
Truth.

>>39485436
Valuable insight senpai. Very glad to have you here restating what we've been saying this whole time, you're an important contributor to this board etc etcetc please don't neck yourself.

>>39485420
at some point getting bigger will just make you look uglier. those people gotta talk about how much they can lift.

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>>39485131
>>39485201
Meh I have to order some more multi soon anyway so I will throw some DIM in again and see if I notice anything.
>>39485245
Sup? Haven't seen you in a while.

>>39485463
buy the bulk powder or else your wasteing your money honeslty

>>39485448
can you post your cbt again? you're 5'8 140lbs right?

i have a friend your height with the same weight but u look 5x as big as him (he is small as shit)

>>39485448
you said bw measurements dont go out the window, which they obviously do

>>39485454
literally no one here got big enough to become ugly.

even masT still looks asthetic, and hes a monster.

MY POINT STILL STANDS.

ASTHETICS OVER EVERYTHING

>>39485463
try buying the DIM from bulksupplements.

Grandpa says it still works in powder form

>>39485463
just been busy with school, cruising and hurt atm

>>39485448

>trip is hungry skeleton
>no pics of himself
>on the body building general thread
>talking shit

???

Side note: Why is this even called fraud general when it is in reality a bodybuilding general?

Every single anon, trip, everyone here is bodybuilding.

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>>39485487

IMO MasT is more aesthetic in his natty pic than he is now.

Do you honestly disagree?

Just look at this fucking perfection

>>39485496
lurk moar faggot im here for muh athletics and memes

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Okay i dont know why i have this fucking diarrhea.

At first i thought it was the proton shakes causing it.

Then later on i started skipping a specific food for a few days to see if its the cause.
And i did that with everything i eat.

Months later i am still leaving shit stains on the bathroom walls at my workplace.

Can test cause this?

masT said PSO gave him diarrhea, but no fucking way a few drops of oils would do that.

Im fucking sick and tired of spending an hour a day on the toilet.

Can test give me fucking diarrhea?

>>39485515

you and cap and hungry don't count because you guys don't even lift weights

daily reminder ESTP has more lean mass on her frame than you do

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>>39485505
I admit he looks better in his natty pics.

But i disagree if you think he is not asthetic anymore.

He looks less smashed asshole-ish when he doesnt pose in his usual...well pose

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>>39485505
>in his natty pic than he is now.

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>>39485505
>natty

if the sheer remote possibility of that pic being natty even crosses your retard ass mind you don't deserve to live

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With accutane, do you start taking it & it goes away or is it gonna get worse before going away?

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>>39485543
>>39485552
>he doesnt know that testostrone is naturaly produced in the body

do we realy wanna fight about this anons ?

>>39485538

Oh don't get me wrong I think he's still aesthetic.

I just think that the MasT natty is 10/10 pinnacle of aesthetics.

It's a lifetime goal for me to reach that point. I want to do it some day before I die, I want to look like that.

I think MasT right now is 'too large' and the larger he gets the less aesthetic he will be.

But I think he knows that too deep down, and he isn't lifting for aesthetics, he wants to be the biggest MasT he can be.

>>39485543

simply being jealous that he achieved that physique naturally does not invalidate his achievements

>>39485570
You won't know until you start. I didn't get worse, but a lot of people do.
You won't know what side effects you get (except dry skin/lips) before you start either. It's a gamble.

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>>39485479
Which one? Most recent is pic related.

I like the one I took after chest day last night because with a pump it actually looks like I have a chest...

>>39485481
Explain how judging strength based on wilks is any less biased towards fatties than bodyweight is to skinny small manlets, I'm honestly interested. How would you like to judge strength senpai?

>>39485496
He has one pic of his shoulders and chest he's ever posted that isn't very impressive considering he's supposedly been on everything from test to tren to sdrol and besides that he's just a memer memeing.

>>39485505
T R A P S
R
A
P
S

>>39485606

>traps

Coming from the natty with traps so large that he gets called fake natty nonstop?

You're really going to use that argument on mast?

Your traps are larger than most of /fraud/ on fuckloads of gear... and you're going to say 'Heh Mast your traps are too large?'

I can't understand it. Just because Mast's natty traps are larger than yours you're going to descredit him?

It's like you can't possibly believe that masT and you are two different people with two different genetics.

Unless you're baiting me or memeing

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>>39485505
I had many weak points as a natty. Like; no traps, no legs, no forearms, no decent back.

I brought almost every to point. I would like a bit more chest and calves to be at my final form.

>>39485660
Kek no you got it exactly opposite, I think masT's traps look way more aesthetic now than they were natty and he agreed with me if I'm not mistaken. They were smaller and underdeveloped hugely compared to the rest of his amazing physique, just look at that pic

>>39485672
are there any bat wing lats in your future or are you not genetically predisposed to that?

>>39485496
hey ive posted pics of myself
>>39485529
>tfw stronger than most ppl itt without even lifting weights
>>39485606
>Explain how judging strength based on wilks is any less biased towards fatties than bodyweight is to skinny small manlets
well for one the ones with the highest wilks are never super heavyweights, the guy with the highest wilks ever weighed 59 kg
wilks is biased against middleweights but only slightly so its one of the best measures of lb/lb strength weve got

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>>39485672
bb wud sug dik no homo

are you sure that PSO gave you diarrhea?

>>39485672

>weak points

Your only weak point is your body dysmorphia.

This is the one thing about you that I don't mire mast

I don't know when it's troll mast and when it's real mast

Maybe you don't have dysmorphia

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>>39485702
>tfw i always know when its troll mast or real mast and facepalm when i see dyels getting triggered be the troll mast

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>>39485685
Old, but GOLD

>>39485690
That was only the first day. I think it was saw palmetto

>>39485702
I agree actually. i made myself delusional to think i will eventually get to my final form. But that's the same thing as that final hit of heroin, there is no final hit. Death will be the final hit

That's my secret; I also don't know. Nobody knows.

>>39485581
He isn't natty in that pic you utter fucking imbecile. Yeah natty with cannonball delts and veins on his pics delts upper abs lower abs.... Everywhere

You are worse than natties on bodybuilding.com

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>>39485687
>well for one the ones with the highest wilks are never super heavyweights, the guy with the highest wilks ever weighed 59 kg

Are you talking about the fatass strong as fuck midget?

Jesus Christ don't even come at me with that, he has the body of a super heavyweight and the frame of a midget so of course wilks is super skewed to him.

How the fuck are you using that as an argument that wilks isn't biased towards the heavyweights? Le pack as much weight as you can on your frame while fitting in weight classes meme. Of course the ultra heavyweights and literal 2 ft tall midgets have an advantage you scrub. If you think that's a good measure of strength you're delusional, but the fact you're using a literal midget example to try and prove your point is proof enough of that already.

>>39485724
i saw this pic before in a cbt long ago and now i can fap to the one who makes them possible

*cries* thank you masT its beautiful

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>>39485599
jerrbears

ok thanks man gonna holler at some indians then

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I am using ketoconazol shampoo, but every time i wash my hair with shampoo i get a shit ton of hair loss. During the day i still have no hair loss whatsoever, not even if i am pulling my hair really hard or doing my hair. No hairs on my pillow. Only while shampooing my hair.

Still worries me, but i don't wanna take finasteride because of the permanent dick side effects.

Will ketoconazol help eventually or will i be fucked with this hair loss while shampooing my hair forever? Only using it for 1 week now

is there a better time to inject tren a? like an hour before a workout or in the morning?

>>39485724
>same thing as that final hit of heroin, there is no final hit. Death will be the final hit

damn what a depressing analogy. Why didn't you just say "its like saying you make enough money" or something?

>inb4 masT kills himself next time he stalls

>>39485762

>my bf is 15-17

Get to 8-10 and then bulk to maximize the effectiveness of the gear dumbshit

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>>39485762
delete your post man

>>39485797

>1 week
dude wtf.

i already told you its normal to lose hair when shampooing.

also ketoconazol is basically like minox but less effective.

So it takes months to notice anything.
Watch your hair in 1 year. If you still have a full head of hair, who the fuck cares if you are shedding?

Just dont use keto more than once a week and you are g2g

>>39485762
W E W posting sauce in baby's first post.

B& in 3... 2... 1...

>>39485845
Why not 2 times a week. I read everywhere on the internet 2 times a week.

>>39485835
>>39485856
I deleted it. Where'd I fuck up? Posting a pic of the gear or the name of the company or what?

>>39485856

>janitor comes by in 2-3 minutes and sees this
>triggered to the 10,000th extent

>>39485886

Literally posted the lab name in the photo and the fucking text dude

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>>39485886
What do you not comprehend about "no source talk, it's illegal."

Hiroshimoot is gonna send the FBI to your house at any second now dude. Better smash your vials.

14 days into my first cycle ever. 250mg test e e5d

ive decided to kick it up a notch and go for 250mg every monday and friday because otherwise i would have to pin 1 day later/earlier every other week because i´m getting my injections from a doc (so no sat/sundays)

would 250mg every mon/fr be the equivalent to 500mg a week? because i dunno if that isnt too much for a first cycle (planning 20 weeks)

>>39485728
jesus christ you have no reading comprehension
fatties dont have an inherent advantage in terms of wilks because bodyweight is such a large component of it, sure fedosienko sergey is an anomaly but he still isnt "fat as fatass"
wilks is biased towards manlets as well, sure, but so is bw ratio, manlets will always have an advantage if bodyweight is taken into account
if you want more examples of (lean) middleweights outwilksing shws:
jesse norris (589)
dan green (580)
maliek derstine (579)
compared to all time high shw:
ray williams (559)

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>>39485570
I'm on accutane rn, 40mg 2xED. Started dosing 20mg ED and ramped up over the course of 4 months. I have 2 more months staying at the dosage i'm currently at.

First 2 months I broke out like a MF. Like the worst breakouts I've ever had. By the end of the second month, I was completely clear. Depression kicked in around mid 3rd month for no fucking reason. I'm confident, have a decent job, friends etc, but for some reason I just always want to kill myself. Lips are dry as fuck all day, every day, and my hands / face are peely as shit. I look like a fucking shedding snake if I don't oil the fuck out of myself with moisturizer 4 times a day.

Those are the only side effects I've had on it, and I'm taking a relatively high dose relative to my body weight (71kg).

>>39484636
Joke, right? The woman on the left is just much more attractive and probably actually has her life together.

>ex and I have disagreement on living situation
>I give her an ultimatum and she refuses
>"okay cool"
>very next morning asks me to live with her
>spends a week texting me, I ignore her
>spends a week talking to herself
>friends say she's constantly talking about me and wanting a relationship
>ask "you done?" Today
>she's calm and receptive being good

Weird play

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>>39485953
I'll tell you what skeleton, I'll take everything you say seriously if you can explain to me why you think Ray Williams is the all time high shw in terms of wilks point and not pic related at 692.2, dominating every single one of those guys in terms of "strength"

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>>39486013
will bimbos ride ever end ?

find out in his following posts below

>>39486035
>mixing in equipped lifting again
please
ray williams (559) outwilks blaine sumner (546) in a RAW competition

>>39485878
fuck you, i explained why

>and i thought i was obssesed with my hair

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>>39485975
>high dose relative to my body weight (71kg)
is there a off the cuff way of measuring how much you're supposed to take?
I'm 190/84 kg

>>39486013
kill yourself you fucking retarded cuckboy

holy SHIT

just pinned 500mg test e by myself for the first time.

took 2 tries.

i am proud of me. now please laugh at my pathetic fear of needles /fraud/.

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>>39484371
Nope

>tfw you have been saying notbf posts here
>he proves it at the end of last thread by replying to me directly about me calling him 103 times

still loves me clearly

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>>39485476
>>39485487
Where do you get it in bulk? Bulksupplements?
>>39485494
>hurt
?
>>39486047
>will bimbos ride ever end ?
Nope.

>>39486422
http://www.bulksupplements.com/diindolylmethane-dim.html

funny enough i contacted them about being a REP but they told me no because advertising on 4chan is bad for business

but if you can find any cheaper suppliers then id check them out, however this is the cheapest and most effective that i could find.

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>>39486377
holy shit that was actually him
2spoopy4me

>>39486422
both emotionally (tfw no gf) and physically, strained some tiny-ass muscle in my mid back so squats and deadlifts hurt like hell

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Man there are no tranny escorts this week
Fuckin holidays

>>39486370
Good job
Thats a big 1st pin

tfw kanye is now dead

>>39486064

>tfw don't care at all about your hair

Is it just me? Couldn't give less of a shit.

Just fucking hair. It's not going to stop me from making progress and gaining weight. It's not going to stop me from making money. It's hair. It's not even going to stop you from getting laid. It's hair.

Of course I ordered the 3 best things in life from most to least important

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>>39486532
with a 25g needle it took some serious time to get it all in.

im so proud of myself i feel like an 8 year old.

>>39486511

>taking LITERAL TESTOSTERONE
>still this much of a low T omega male

YOU ARE THE WORST TRIP. ESTP SOMETIMES TALKS ABOUT HER TRAINING GOALS IE SHE ONLY TRAINS LOWER BODY. BIMBO IS LIKEABLE. GRANDPA AND GLADS ARE.. FUCK. YOURE JUST AS BAD.

CONGRATULATIONS

>>39486464
Yup. Said things only notbf would know and texted me essentially the same thing as what he posted


>yfw you've been saying 'notbf get out' to the anon who shitposts telling you to OD and calling you a whore
>yfw it was probably him

Giving bimbsies ex a run for his $$

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>>39486570

>>39486570
are you buttblown natT with his trip off?

respect your elders, kiddo. you have no idea the amount of content hungry skeleton has provided to /fraud/ and /dnp/

>>39486588
any drug fueled parties for thanksgiving? or just heroin juiced turkey, alone ?


>>39486614
PRAISE KEK

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>>39486570
This is why all we have is shit posters lmao

>>39486560
Its going to hurt tomorrow, have fun

>>39486617

I WOULD ASK YOU IF IF YOU ARE HUNGRY BUT I DONT EVEN NEED TO ASK

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>>39486617
>implying I type anything like that

>content

Not body pics that's for sure.

>>39486666
except there's 33 seconds between his post and mine, retard

>>39486672
Also I like grandpa, wtf u talking about. Only reason I don't like glands is because the moron values grades and money more than personal health and cancer riddenness, otherwise he's a pretty interesting fellow.

2 questions

does pinning 250mg mo/fr equal taking 500mg a week?

does minoxidil 5% + said dosage have any impact on beard growth? especially the hair i can feel but not see yet

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>>39486588

>>39486700
yes
idk

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>>39486666

>>39486707
thanks senpai

if i started my cycle with 250mg e5d and now upgrade to mo/fr 250mg after 3 weeks does that make sense or should i wait until next cycle?

>>39486648
When the fuck is thanksgiving

I'm pretty sure canadian thanksgiving is over

Right now I'm trying to get glass eating guys mom to send us money from mexico :^)

>>39486718
if you have enough test you can still do it but its a tiny waste.

for how long you planning to keep that cycle?

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>>39486658
mm dat virgin muscle and oil knot feel for 2-3 days after is toogood.
>>39486464
>103 times.
How fuckin long were u blacked out for?

>>39486722
I bow down to your degeneracy. Holy shit.

Also turkey day is on Thursday

>>39486672
https://desuarchive.org/fit/search/tripcode/%21sKeLETON76/filter/text/
https://desuarchive.org/fit/thread/37242505/#37243891

>>39486700
>does 250+250 = 500?
good lord

>>39486731
20 weeks

i have as much test as i want. i get it prescribed from my urologist via private recipe. (paying 80 euros for 6 1ml bottles)

24 yo normal test levels

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>>39486722
well the mexican money isnt worth much unless its payed in drugs
>>39486735
its always been the third thursday not the 4th

ill be working for my thanksgiving and im switching from nights to days to do so yayyy me

>>39486742
Congrats. You linked to memes and degeneracy and one chest pic I already mentioned previously. What's your point?

>>39486751
Well this year it's on the fourth? It's not a week ago that's for sure lol

>>39486746
go for it bruh.

>>39486765
>Well this year it's on the fourth? It's not a week ago that's for sure lol
this is another one of grandpa's "I'm in a different universe because dates don't line up on the same week every year"

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>>39486786
yep you'll never not hear the end of this

posting only thing and never again for dis thread

>>39486786
Oh boy is this one of those bearnstein bears or however the fuck it's spelt kind of things?

>>39486735
Yeah maple leaf thxgiving is in october or some shit

>>39486751
She's just vacationing in mehico the moola will be in monopoly money

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>>39486814
y'all niggas crazy I swear
>eating glass & chewing it
what was it called again? asking for a friend

>>39486799
It's just public mishearing/mispronunciation/misremembering/misanunciation being parroted over and over again then called a phenomenon when the easier to say thing gets touted as being false somehow.

"Sex in the city" flows a hell of a lot better and came from the misanunciation "Sex n the city" instead of sex and the city.

My dad kept saying a line from the lost in space movie was

"Sarcasm is the last bastion of a weak mind."

When in reality it was "recourse" instead of bastion and he just had it in his mind it was bastion because it sounded better so he said that until it became a reality for us all. We watched the movie again and lo and behold he was misquoting it.

Same exact phenomenon for all of these.

>>39486863
i dont know but it makes my stomach warm like drinking hot chocolate by the fire on a cold summer night

>>39486863
The drug?

We did 3meo-pcp and smoked dpt&dmt

I mean I just called my ex 103 times when I blacked out, only one of us ate glass on it

>>39486863
I'm assuming eating glass actually means meth which would make a lot more sense. Otherwise yeah fuckwit is crazy.

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>>39486814
Is his mom buying my ticket

>>39486799
This has to be the wrong timeline, Id have a gf in the right one

Real Question of the Thread:

What music do you fraudsters listen to?

If you don't answer, you will lose all your gains due to a case of tuberculosis contracted from a homeless Nicaraguan child. Beware.

>>39486922
Upbeat EDM like the faggot i am.

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>>39486901
This is the timeline where anime becomes real though, your gf is coming.

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>>39486922
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlhvNZPIyMo

sounds of terror

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>>39486377
stop fishing for attention you junkie slag
nobody gives a fuck about you
we all acknowledge you are addicted to smack
and suck dick for a living
but stop posting
all you do is hang out here and try and act like a female version of masT
it's sad a pathetic and makes us pity you

get over yourself, you are a loser.

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>>39486946
PRAISE KEK

>>39486922
90's hip-hop/rap

>>39486956
inb4 notbf
it's so clear now

What does /fraud think of this bulk cycle:

Test e 700-800
Deca 500
Mast e 200-300

Tryna replace ai with masteron, not sure how much would be required for that, any ideas?

I just realized that if I just parachuted my DNP instead of putting it into capsules I'd be losing more weight

>>39486954
Trap
Melbourne Bounce
Psytrance
Dubstep
Rock

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>>39486922
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps2Jc28tQrw

On repeat, while continually doin a line before every DL.

>Work out late at night, almost always empty.
>Girl shows up randomly and sees me dancing around coked out singing this as loud as I can.

Friend that works at front desk told me she asked about me. Girls are weird.

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>>39486920
>404
Youre so mean, anon

>>39486946
WHERE IS SHE THEN

>>39486922
ive started listening to like samples of vaccuum and dogs barking with generic laser sounds
I hate it

>>39486981
basically all of this is no

but especially replacing ai with mast

>>39486991
does mixtape.moe not like my webms?
https://a.uguu.se/8pmsLxN5K8ex_1461434128221.webm

>>39486997
Fugg. Got the idea from a normie.

Why is it all a no?
Doesn't deca gyno come only after estrogen gets too high, then needing a dopamine agonist? Mast should keep e low, no?

>>39486888
Ok this is what happened:
>4 of us left in house
>1 friend, 1 drug dealer, roommate, me
>I'm in my room
>3 are in living room like 5 steps away
>hear screaming
>hear them telling friend 'dont do that', 'omg spit it out'
>roommate comes into my room dry heaving
>'x just ate glass!!!'
>disappointed I didnt see
>go out
>see there's a glass cup with a literal bite missing
>somehow friend is fine, no blood, despite apparently chewing it
>night goes on

Drug dealer said he tried to give friend a sip of water and instead of taking a sip he just chomped down

Glass friend woke up today mad we didn't take a video of him doing it

I too wish I'd seen it

>>39487012
deca gyno comes from prolactin and you need caber for that

and no DHT could ever replace a proper AI

since DHT metabolize estrogen while the AI gets rid of the enzyme responsible for the conversion

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>>39487013
>see there's a glass cup with a literal bite missing
>somehow friend is fine, no blood, despite apparently chewing it

That... isn't how glass works.

Saw you punks talking about SARMS the other night.

Can I just take Rad 140 without anything else?

>>39487031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSNXbA1_6Pc

except it is how it works

>skelefag
>25 push-ups and 40 sit-ups are all I can do
>18 minute 2-mile time
>joining chair force
>need to get a lot more fit in 2 months before basic training

Would /fraud/ help?

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>>39487004
C-cute
Be my gf

>>39487048
No your tendons would snap off, trust me

>>39487048
just start working out, you shouldn't use steroids unless you're already @ intermediate lifts.

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>>39486511
Foam roll and nut up. Kek has blessed you.
>>39486551
Should have happened 10 years ago.
>>39486588
>Giving bimbsies ex a run for his $$
Lmao
>>39486722
>glass eating guy
Is he alive?

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>>39486966
holy shit
i tried really hard to debunk this
but
i just can't

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>>39486901
Working on it


>>39486956
How would notbf keep tabs on me if I disappeared ;^)

>>39486975
>tfw he calls me a whore and tells me to OD
>tfw that one anon who keeps relentlessly saying this

Knew it

>>39487031
Idk that's totally how it worked though senpai

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>>39487048
lol i can help you with that

your min for pushups and situps should be 55 your run is shit pls run atleast 5 miles every 2 days and sprint as much as posible inbetween that.

do pullups and dips to help with stability that is needed for push ups and sit ups

and go to a proper routine thread faggot steriods wont help you with basic shit

>>39487061
got another one for you

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>>39487013
this is another obvious lie from the degenerate junkie trying to get attention and feel special because her life is so worthless and uninteresting

ahahahahahahahah

>>39487074
It's crazy that his posting in fraud to insult you validates you.

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>>39486922
Cock and ball torture

>>39487060
Yeah he didn't actually swallow it or anything they got him to spit it out

By the time I went out there, there wasn't blood or anything. If it wasn't for >>39487074
Pic related I'd have thought they were just trippin kek

His mom is a gold digger with lotsa money so we're gonna pretend I'm preggo and we're getting married so she gives us money :-)

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>>39487041
What does this do to his poop?
>"I think I may have some compulsion control issues"

wew lad. You think hes ever had glass bits left over in his mouth and sliced her up while goin down on her?

>>39486991
>WHERE IS SHE THEN
We are on the cusp of high quality sex bots and 3D printers girl. Soon you will be able to print out whatever harem you want onto fully ambulatory bots with warm wet holes and built in tutoring functions.

>>39487055
>>39487057
>>39487075
Thanks anons. I'm just very nervous because I'm a weak shit and I broke myself for 2weeks and I'm afraid I won't make it now.

>>39487083
I posted pics m'nigga

>>39487090
Well of course it does

He texted me before posting so there's literally no reason for hik to come here and post other than wanting to interact with me

He loves me he just doesn't want to admit it because he thinks it invalidates his moral standards despite that I'd animorph into le perfect waifu for him

>>39487013
Welp fuckwit is crazy. Jesus Christ.

>>39487127
Yeah I know that feeling.

>100+ texts in 3 days
>25 calls
>"I just want to know where you're living"

Lol k

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>>39487075
>>39487075
MORE MORE MORE MORE

THE KEKKINING IS UPON US

THE MEME MAGIC IS REAL

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>>39487094
>His mom is a gold digger

What is to stop her from sayin fuck ya'll, gold diggers usually ain't charitable.

>>39487074
Weak canadian glass.

Looking at your druggie friends almost makes me feel like my life is on a trajectory for nonstop success by comparison.

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>>39487074
>>39487127
>being such a degenerate heroin junkie you smash up your dishes to be validated on a west morrocan handlebar mustache waxing image board

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>>39487151
Well let's be honest what kind of quality people did you expect me to do crazy drugs with

I mean I'm in love with notbf who comes here to shitpost stalk me and tell me I'm a whore who needs to OD how much more 10/10 can my associates get

>>39487204
>standard junkie response
>it's everyone elses fault
>im not degenerate life just didnt go well for me
>i didnt choose this life


just fucking do it already everyone is sick of you

>>39487204
Idk man most of the meth heads and lovers of smack I used to hang out with just tweaked out or rapped to each other while doing other drugs waiting for their high to come down. My most degenerate thieving, lying, and abusive "friends" seem pretty tame in comparison.

Is dnp dead

Meaning is the heavy metal poisoning still a thing

>>39487204
>>39487220
>still doing drugs after the age of 20
>claiming you have any self discipline whatsoever
>not being a useless blemish on society

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>>39487004
Please respond

>>39487074
Good you get my money from that old lady
Ill start warming up my daki

>>39487101
The closer you get the further them being real is
Onahole taught me that

>>39487221
Idk but swollen, notop, and catpiss haven't been posting a whole lot so maybe the DNP users are dead?

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>>39487101
i actualy watched the full episode and the only thing that will cause him to die is stomach ulcers, eating bullets wont do shit though.

>>39487173
here you go

>>39487234
yeah eventually its like that movie ex machina you get this girl shes almost fully real you finally fuck then she locks you in a high security prison like property while she sneaks off to become human and plan the robotic uprising of the 22nd century i mean what the fuck whats the point i cant even

>>39487242
What about lacerations of the esophagus, stomach or lining of the small intestine?

>>39487240
RIP

>>39487166
We're on the road to romantik success senpai

>>39487181
>gold digger
I don't know he guilts her into giving him money all the time so it seems to be ok

>success
Your life path of success is going to be over webcam making us dollarydoos for wearing panties for me, imoutto

>>39487202
>the reach continues

I'd think you were notbf for trying so hard but he knows my degeneracy 1st hand so there's really no feasible reason to be in disbelief of it

Unless he just wanted that sweet, sweet interaction in the only way he can feel not guilty over

But your typing style doesn't really suit him I think

>>39487258
if the peices are small enough then he wont get them apparently, ill find the link to the whole videos...

but i do know its something that traveling circuses used to do as part of there act and they had ways of jewing on the glass that wouldnt cause much harm to the person doing it.

Estp whatever happened to your newbf?

>>39487256
Fucking exactly
Finally someone gets me

>>39487242
holy shit pepe the time wizard
MORE MORE MORE
how deep does this rabbit hole go?????

>>39487231
Obvious b8. Drugs aren't even really fun until you're 21 and know how to use them.

>>39487262
RIP DNP CATARACTS CLAIM 3 MORE

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> black slave's stepmom bought me a gym membership to some rich asshole gym
> go back to the gym today for first time in 5 months
> in this time I've drank the equivalent of 20 beers a day on average, stopped eating protein, and stopped with steroids cold turkey for months ignoring PCT
> can only bench 225 lbs
> sore after doing 3x5 of bench and 90 lb presses
> squat lmao2pl8 for a set and had to stop because the bar was hurting my neck

Sheeeeit.

>>39487264

>tfw you won't ever meet a girl that looks like ESTP and has the total 100% opposite personality

REE
E
E

>>39487166

Tbh bimbo I'm really proud of you. You've always been the nicest sweetest poster here by far and it's good to see you standing up to this nasty bitch that you are way too good for.

Just drop her and find a nice girl. You know how many girls that look 1000x time better than her would line up to be with you?

>>39487264
Yes. She won't leave me alone and just showed me her hand hardcore.

>>39487292
and the worse part is even if you survive in there you still wind up jacking off to ms.palmer and the 4 daughters so what the fuck was the point of inventing true a.i?

its like we're pushing a rock up a hill without realizing its just gonna roll down the other side

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>>39487234
idk what you want jerry boi
well if it's a gf (m)
>start lurking /mtfg/
>find a trans near you
>start orbiting it
>make it your gf (m)
voila, a boypucci to call your own

>>39487297

This is the shit I don't fucking get. As a natural I would never ever ever stop lifting.

How do you TAKE STERONS and then fucking quit?

Jesus christ man

>>39487295
bah i was a degenerate from 12-20 now im clean except for cycles so each to their own

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>>39487297
>cold turkey without pct

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>>39487293
>post imgur link
get called a sschoized
>post the individual pictures within them
get called a meme wizard for knowing so much

you know this is all from /pol/ not /x/ where they worry about simple shit like ghosts that can easily be explained when dimensions are concerned separate of universes

>>39487312

Nuh uh.

Go to okcupid Jerry.

There are a lot of MtF there that are legit, legit, 9/10, 10/10 looking.

The trans there look way way better than any of the girls on the website

>>39487300
>mfw I think of you hurting

But really I appreciate it. Things got better as soon as I got over her rejecting me because it just won't happen fully; she can say mean shit but she doesn't leave.

Gives me room to call her out on her shit and not feel bad.

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>>39487231
I bet I have more discipline than you pham.

>>39487234
How is onahole? I have heard great things.

>>39487242
He should die from stupidity and attention whoring.

>>39487264
>Your life path of success is going to be over webcam making us dollarydoos for wearing panties for me, imoutto

You been too busy with newbf and orgies to use me...

>>39487317
Noice. I like drugs, but I also like having self control over myself and my use and confining my use to the proper setting. Mostly because from what I've experienced the sides from casual, very infrequent drug use are an absolute 0 for me.

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>>39487325
>>39487325
MOAR MOAR I WANT TO BELIEVE

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>>39487327
>men are hotter than women

Got news for you, son.

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>>39487337
his beard is the most horrid thing about the entire ordeal than the glass itself

>>39487342
and the rest of it below
http://imgur.com/gallery/u5o62
time travel

https://www.dropbox.com/sh/vbw1v5e0n1h4in3/AADX6B4wkTzykbj3xySJWzQ-a?dl=0
redpills

>>39487351
thanks f@m@l@m

>>39487312
I mean i literally hire mtf prostitutes
By the time im socially adjusted to any real gf itll be too late

>gf off 4chan
Lmao
L M A O

>>39487327
Intermert dating?
Im not some loser

>>39487337
Its great
Takes me like 2 hours to finish but i put it ontop of my daki its goat

>>39487351
Jaden smith is sexy

>>39487336

>thinking of you hurting

I'm sr8 bimbo. You're just a great guy and lots of anons here like you and not for you ahem, acting career.

Exactly man. She knows you're too good for her, she just acts like this because you were *letting her get away with it for the longest time*

You know what my advice is? Find yourself a girl that DOESNT TRY AND PLAY THIS SHIT.

A girl that is CRAZY ABOUT YOU AND SHOWS IT!

You deserve it man you really do

>>39487372
hes undoubtle gonna be a gucci mane model for sure.

>>39487212
What are you talking about of course I chose this life. It's not hard to be a societal version of perfection I just have no reason to do it. Which is why I could so easily be le nun waifu for notbf, my motivation would be getting him

>>39487220
What can I say, I find the roughs in the diamond

>>39487231
What would being a societal slave get me? I go about things logically: weighing the pros/cons for me. The only pro to being a 1st class citizen is getting notbf, and since he won't admit to wanting me there's no reason to pursue that. I'm not such a narcissist that I so hopelessly care about what everyone else's vision of my image is, following along with their ideals to validate myself.

>>39487234
Bring extra figurines for prosperity

>>39487288
He's coming over tonight

He's pretty confident in himself so he doesn't care if I do things like scam sugardaddys or baww about notbf. He likes me regardless and knows I like him, and trusts that at the end of the day he's the one I'm falling asleep beside - not them. He's not into cucking, just stands on his own two feet fine

>>39487300
>tfw you'll never marry notbf and do a 100% flip in personality

Reeee

>>39487307
We should have a reality tv show desu

>>39487337
I'm waiting til i actually get a webcam/laptop so we can elope properly

>>39487373
Really cool things to hear man. Thank you.

You know my ex isn't super complicated. The biggest hurdle is she plays dumb and is very stubborn.

She thought she'd rile me up just now saying "you want to work on communication and you do this?". Showed her hand hard; calling me out on fixing communication shows her investment as well as her capacity to play dumb.

>if you want to communicate so well communicate to me how much you want me bimbo

I'm just chilling. I've been looking into other ladies sorta, but I cut off all the milfs and sugar mamas. Still heavyweight adore my ex.

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What should I order from the Chinese place brehs?

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>>39487372
>I mean i literally hire mtf prostitutes
Why, money is better than sex ever could hope to be and tinder is retard easy.

>Takes me like 2 hours to finish
This sounds like a nightmare

>>39487406
>money is warm and gooey and lets you live inside it

>>39487372

Stop meming me. WHy pay for it when you can just get it for free easy

>>39487348

They objectively look better than the girls on OKC

>>39487404
Honey wapnut shrimp

>>39487400
Ill hotglue a bynch of lolis to the back of your head
We'll have a grand old time

>>39487403
Those milfs were excellent to you baka

>>39487406
Easy to say when you can get it ;_;

Usually Ill throw on my panties fir a quick erection then some tranny poen and finish like instantly but uts nice to connect physically with my wife

Also nice nit to crossdress and jerk iff to men

>>39487404
a gf

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>>39487404
general tsao chicken
>ate that shit for four years in hs

>>39487372
>By the time im socially adjusted to any real gf itll be too late
>By the time
>it'll be too late
>gf off 4chan
it makes perfect sense

>>39487403
>Still heavyweight adore my ex.

Yeah, this won't go away until you meet a girl that makes you happier than she ever did.

End of story.

It makes me happy to see you on the path to getting the fuck over her and meeting someone better though

I thought I would never get over my first serious gf until I met my second and then I was thinking to myself ' Why was I so stupid lol?' and then I thought I'd never get over the second gf... you get it.

>>39487437
that looks likethat asian chick who pops her head in here, right?

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>>39487415
I get nothing from sex man, it's just boring, time consuming, and involves havin to be around people longer than I want to be. Faplife is the only life.

>>39487400
>I'm waiting til i actually get a webcam/laptop so we can elope properly

I got a webcam/mic for streamin sittin in my closet I never even use girl...

>>39487448
Cheekie hnnngh

>>39487438
Straddling lanes DESU. In an effort to gain power back from her, I'm caring less and less about her in the moment but still feel invested in the long game it's weird.

It's a tough mindset of saying "you're being shitty so text me when you can stop being a child" and feeling "man that's harsh but it's for both of us".

>>39487455
post chaturbate when you set it up

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>>39487420
>free
>easy

Yeah okay
If youre going to shitpost this hard, theres plenty of better threads

>>39487400
What if he did want you?

>>39485350
Yes actually to the bench shirt question. They also use wraps and spray paste on their skin.

>>39487400
We can email like FX or HBO.

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>>39487508
i want to believe

Hey guys, im in the army and was wondering if ill piss hot on a drug test if i hop on the gain train?

>>39487455
WHY DIDN'T YOU FUCKINY SAY SO SOONER IMOUTTO-CHAN

I'll go scam sds for the plane ticket money asap

>>39487372
jerbear you are gay brother
you fuck men and cant get a gf or always find excuses to fuck men over women

you're gay m8

>>39487525
No they don't test for them.

>>39487535
He has a wife. Excuse you.

>>39487494

jerry I've seen your body and let's just say mine doesn't look comparable and leave it at that ok?

And yet I can get laid with total ease

The reason you can't get anywhere is because you don't try. Period. End of story.


>>39487467

> but still feel invested in the long game it's weird.

This is what worries me.

Bimbs, I've been in good relationships, and bad.

In the bad ones I had to play games to get power. Games games games. SHe plays games. I play games.

Horrible. It's stressful isn't it? It's too much thinking. And too much NOT BEING HAPPY.

It's NEVER WORTH IT.

I actually don't know if you've ever been in a """"good""" relationship.

Do you remember what it was like? Just caring about someone and they cared about you and no one played any fucking games because it wasn't necessary?

This is 100% in your power to obtain bimbo.

You're depriving yourself of that why? To play games with her?

Legit bothers me that you still want to be with her after what a pain in the ass she has been

CANT YOU SEE THE LIGHT

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>>39487489
for what purpose.
>>39487494
You can do it, just shave everything and do some stims.

>>39487547
>fit woman
>fit man in a variety of outfits designed for little asian girls
>the woman's in charge
the real question is why wouldn't you want to watch?

>>39487545
Eh it's fine. This process is helping me correct my own bad behaviors. Learning to play the waiting game better, getting over fear of rejection, fixing instant gratification issues, plus I'm realizing I have really gotten by on looks a lot.

What is the best city/method to go about a professional fitness career? Not in terms of selling instagram supps, more like working at a gym for more than minimum wage and having money to spend on shit like wife and kids...

>>39487590
Owning a franchise

>>39487598
When and where and how? I'm 18 and middle class.

>>39487600
/biz/

>>39487508
>what if he did want you?
Notbf?

Then I would straighten the fuck up and be literal perfection for him. But I've told notbf this, and he doesn't, so it doesn't matter. My one true dream is to be his stupid little housewife. I'd get a high paying job, education, whatever sealed the deal for him. I've got great willpower when I want something; I just can't see any point to doing it 'just because' - there has to be worthy pay off. The only thing that makes that worth it in my mind is having him.

>>39487520
What are we waiting for
It can dual as a reality tvshow about being a pornstar/escort, drug abuse, steroid usesage, in our hopeless quests to obtain our jaded one true loves

It'd make gr8 ratings they have nothing to lose

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>>39487526
B..but nee-chan I did tell you. I also have like $7,000 in camera equipment and lighting...

My last injection is in 2 days tho, so think we missed the window.. recording shota sex videos while im starting PCT doesn't sound so alluring..